Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

[TBlenx1995]

That's America for ya

[yahyaalzain]

Anyway still tastyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ChainmailleAddiction]

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

[mexicanassassin1000]

"were just gonna put garbage on it, but from our report it seems they will eat that too" lol

[thehoosierfortheUK]

I hate Dominos! It used to be good until last year I ordered just a simple pepperoni pizza and it was gross.

[HauntTheMc]

these are the best trolls in the world lol

[Ninjuri]

omg those actually looked really good *_*

[tyguy422]

mealty crust pizza.....The calzones fat sister

[reaperdeadlikeme]

@yomumisminging and paula dean

[thecapone45]

I love going to school and showing people these videos like they are real and they go home and talk to their parents about it! LOL!

[ChiefKnockahomer999]

Why were there men in that kitchen??

[LuniaVideo]

@ChiefKnockahomer999 It's not a kitchen. It's a lab.

[molo09]

00:16 He Looks Like Sheldon Dad

[Bisondoof]

@SanEvertt shut you corn hole

[JolnirWodanaz]

when they say a certain percentage of human beings they actually mean Americans

[JoseyNicloe23]

if other people eat garbage im sure he does too stupid man

[powerrangersr]

I'm not gonna lie that looks pretty good.

[xParillox]

<3 ONN :D lol

[RealTrueTarget]

With many of the things we're actually eating they could throw garbage on/in there and it wouldn't make a difference for real.

[ShubaDubah]

All of the others i saw was all bs, but this one might be true :P

[SanEverett]

And now that homosexuality is considered 'normal' they can eat the pizza then sodomize each other! No limits on what people will do!

[murf69]

@SanEverett What the fuck are you on about?

[cyanmanta]

@SanEverett Adding that to my bucket list right now...

[tikkj]

You can see her almost cracking up at 'cheese and sauce consuming beasts'

[PassionPrevaiIs]

@tikkj

LMAO nice find

[uberrunescapefan]

epic mealtime's average breakfast.

[HKOverlord117]

@uberrunescapefan "Average"? That's the equivalent of their first bite.

[loalock]

Will it blend?

[ynotlex]

Is it wrong that I would actually eat most of those pizzas?

[cyanmanta]

The New York hot dog pizza kind of reminds me of a Rochester garbage plate (the second most famous thing to come out of Rochester, just behind Wegmans).

[maksuree]

this actually did not surprise me one bit. it was only when he made that remark about actually eating real rubbish that i was like, wait... oh, this is the onion!

[GeStatusProductions]

Epic Mealtime!?

[SirTannen]

I'm surprised Dominoes doesn't file a lawsuit for slander.

[superdumbshit]

@SirTannen This is probably where they got the idea for there new chefs in a lab ad campaighn



[devourerofbabies]

@SirTannen To sue for slander they would have to prove the Onion is saying something untrue.

[ieatflood]

that hot dog one doesn't sound bad.

[Trashcansam123]

Reminds me of this:

Some 1700s Polish volunteer fighting for France named Charles Domerz had a major eating disorder. When captured by British forces and put in a prison he apparently eat 10 times the normal POW ration, including rats and cats. (on the battlefield he tried eating severed limbs).

The British experimented with Domerz, and fed him alot to see how much he could actually eat.

[devourerofbabies]

@Trashcansam123 Yeah, there are some people whose can't feel satiated, so they literally feel like they're starving all the time and they'll just eat and eat and eat and eat and eat. I forget the name of the disorder.

[JDaveD]

the EQUIVALENT of 5 americans? thats fking hilarious. since this is a pizza vid, maybe she meant 5 americans equals 10 fit and healthy people. Then again theres the racist side of it....

[Danteante]

the video should end at 1:29... it would be epic

[NightZaber]

I GOT DOMINOES

[Luke850222]

The best part is at the end, "where the equivalent of 5 Americans were killed today"

[devourerofbabies]

@Luke850222 They should have provided us with a chart.

5 Americans =

8 Europeans

11 Japanese

26 Russians

41 South Asians

287 Africans

1240 Arabs

3580 Afghans

[noelgomesmaster]

@Luke850222 I dont get it

[UallMine]

DEAR GOD.... O_O . WHERE DO I GO TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS STUDY!!!!

[Jemalacane]

How does one keep a straight face when saying stuff like this?

[Andycool490]

"cheese and sauce consuming beasts"

[lukeiamyourfaja]

What did you think was gonna happen when Dominoes hired the guys from EpicMealTime?

[yourdabull]

fat cunty yankees!!

[JagjeetMann]

those pizzas actually look fucking tasty

[rememoblues]

"CHEESE AN SAUCE CONSUMING BEASTS"

[edwisY]

Meh epicmealtimes better

[maddenguy18x07]

I like how at the end of them talking about foolishness they throw in oh and by the way 5 americans were killed in afghanistan.. lol what a way to get the important news out

[Neylonx]

@maddenguy18x07 they say 'the equivalent of 5 american soldiers', the joke being that many more died but americans dont care as much

[TheMatrixAussie]

@maddenguy18x07 No not 5 americans, the equivalent of 5 americans.

[deepshizzle1]

Epic Meal Time test the limits of what humans will eat not you guys!

[Loveandlovable]

Was this tested worldwide or just on americans? Cus I think its giving an obvious result

[Rawr8987]

I have no idea why I watched this video because I haven't eaten anything but a bag of peanuts in the last two days because of school...... I FREAKING WANT THAT NACHO PIZZA LIKE CRAZY

[tikiratgirl]

humans are beasts... by the way kids where killed in iraq...

[MrCuntyShit]

Well........ No more Domino's for me.

[kutieJ]

my breakfast



[PuppiesAteMe]

TWINKY PIZZA

[powerrangersr]

not gona lie, all those looked good.

[yomumisminging]

epic mealtime

[8grimsby8]

just a giant EpicMealTime advertisment

[LetsMineAdam]

Hmm just sat through this thinking, "yep i would probably eat that":)

[YourMinecraftNeeds]

haha hella fake, but nice vid

[r41n0fb100d]

an equivalent of 5 Americans where killed in Afghanistan today...

[riplearaelothian]

haha "the equivalent of five Americans were killed today`` sometimes ultra-nationalist can be Hitlerious.

[BMLarson93]

the 'equivalent' of five Americans were killed?

[calimanduff]

got nothing on epic meal time

[bearfully]

fake and gay

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@bearfully Of course it is you nutjob.

[Squall95138]

@bearfully You're fake and gay

[masterchief3k]

epic meal time?

[TryAndFindMeNow]

i feel so fat now xD

[R700Sparkles]

I'd eat that.

[sirrington]

Unhealthy food inside Unhealthy food = Unception

[aleaf09]

For about 30 seconds I thought this was real, then I realized that I came here from a Theonion video lol

[theperv01]

@crazywaffleking if u have a McDonalds in ur country then ur eating the same crap we r. If not ask for one ur missing out on big macs cheese burgers and hot apple pies for a dollar

[mstcrow5429]

Isn't that Quark?



[crazywaffleking]

It is only obese Americans who don't care what they eat. Most non-Americans won't touch that crap.

[MrPentatonicScale]

These are the kinds of things that FDA commissioner Steve Hoyer works so hard to protect us from.

[Adamulos]

2 years later, epicmealtime gains massive popularity

[hulurocker]

the equivalent of 5 americans...WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

[aleaf09]

@hulurocker That about 10 million afghanistanians were killed.

[Dreadlord67]

This was already known....? Uhm...EpicMealTime?

[eoin826]

Lol watching this while waiting for delivery.

[Likewoahomg]

legit 

[AncientAkantor56]

Is this a parody or real??

[mrzero1982]

i do not know but... the new cheese bread is fucking awesome

[Enthernal0]

I would eat it.

[LadyVakko]

Do these people know about EpicMealTime? It's not even a parody anymore.

[TheTheliked]

@LadyVakko epicmealtime formed in 2010... this vid was made in 2008

[shamanspirit1984]

on international news, lol.

[AdmiralBetas]

Wonder what the Onion would say about Dominos' pizza now that they've started their whole new "Yes We Did" campaign.

btw Old Dominos was horrible, but new? Well, not bad.

[stopwatchrewind]

Good thing they're vegetables, now! =)

[234234234werrrrrrr]

oh man i lol'd

[VegetarianMike]

i love the onion(:

[Digityus]

I want a pizza now.

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

Is it wrong that I would eat the new york hot dog pizza and the nacho platter pizza?

[gredangeo]

Why didn't Domino's sue the Onion over this video when they sued those employees? They were only joking too as far as I know. What was the difference? A polished news look vs a grainy phone vid. That's discriminatory. Not all of us can afford high production teams.

Domino's suck. Crust tastes like plastic.

[MessIahmake]

I was researching vegetable gardens and somehow I got here. Nice to know that material from 2008 is still festering on Youtube.

[SilverAnxo]

@MessIahmake It's The Onion, it's satire.

[skaterjay86]

so they're making deliberately awful pizzas!? that really makes me want to eat there.

"Come to dominos and pick something from the menu. There's a 20% chance it's not something we've wiped our arses with or spat on."

[DangerousDan77777]

I thought dominos tasted awesome like cardboard, what is with putting garbage on gourmet nutrition?

[TheHeavyRabbit]

Love that guys comment "in the final stages of the studies we planned to just top the pizza with actual garbage, but uhh judging from our findings people would probably eat those too." haha xD so true

[techbeast34]

@teabaggervance8 Lol, you called yourself a dickwad.

[RedHeadReedemption]

actually pizza with ice cream on it is suprisingly gorgeous :P

[MCwelfare]

What can I say? Americans love their vegetables.

[deadguy718]

@MCwelfare I hope you don't this is real

[metznimbo29]

They may be right when the say that humans have a genetic obligation to eat unhealthy foods...

[Pinochimon]

 This is accurate...

[0Genus0]

Perhaps the USA's division of Dominoes is crap. All I know is that the UK Dominoes is fucking excellent.

[ZOMGkenny]

@0Genus0 although few americans enjoy eating utter shit, A lot of us don't. at least me <_< damn.

[GUNSFOREVER1]

OMG 999,999th viewer!

[Hyshinara]

Cheese and sauce consuming beasts :D

[GigawingsVideo]

I try Domino pizza once, it is utter crap....

[teabaggervance8]

@GigawingsVideo try to spell correctly

[GigawingsVideo]

@teabaggervance8 Which part? do you think I want to say Otter? Utter is a word.

Utter

ut·ter/ˈətər/Adjective: Complete; absolute.

[teabaggervance8]

@GigawingsVideo i try domino pizza once?---nice asshole

[GigawingsVideo]

@teabaggervance8 There's no difference, you just forgot to capitalize the "i" to "I"

Or do you think I use "L"? think again dumdum.

[teabaggervance8]

@teabaggervance8 the name is Domino's--dickwad

[azimnev]

@teabaggervance8 Lol you replied to yourself, but it's all good. The other guy was a dumbass.

[SteeleInd]

@GigawingsVideo

He's referring to the following:

You said "I try Domino pizza once, it is utter crap...."

The sentence, when using proper grammatical technique, would read as follows:

"I tried Domino's pizza once; it was utter crap..."

Note the proper use of past tense, the proper spelling of the name of the business in question, and the proper ellipsis at the end of the sentence. I suggest in the future, if you're going to troll, at least attempt to do it well.

[LittlePikachu]

@SteeleInd Oh shut the fuck up you twit

[SteeleInd]

@LittlePikachu

Easy, hardass. Normally I wouldn't give a shit about grammar, but since he was insisting on being a fucking mongo (repeatedly), I decided to step in.

[mryellow123]

Strawberries and cream? As if they'd spend money on strawberries.

Garbage pizza? Considering? Shit a friend ordered one just the other day. Was made outta compost.

[h0rnd0917]

Beer battered pretzel chicken tequila splashed pizza

[theCMCSfilms]

Good thing pizza is now a vegetable!

[LesnarNextBigThingF5]

@theCMCSfilms LOL....wow.

[xPandaBearRawrx]

As stupid as it may seem, there is a pizzeria I know that sells pizza with french fries on top.

[JeffChen7x8]

"cheese and sauce consuming beasts" LOLOLOL

[Andycool490]

@JeffChen7x8 LMAOOOOOOOO i didnt find it funny when he said it but when yhu said it and typed LOOLOLOL it made me laugh so hard.

[zammation]

Epic meal time!

[AY2014]

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LMAO thumbs up if u know what im talkin about

[nomyzs11]

just shit on pizza.

[masterrob321]

the equivalent of 5 americans jesus what did they do kill all the afghans

[traditionalsmith]

dominos is disgusting. if you want good pizza make it yourself. this is funny though, just like the onion should be

[BeakyRed]

is it wrong that id actually eat most of that? lol welcome to the 21st century

[Oldbmwr100rs]

The truly sad this is that they do actually make some of these pizzas! The Domino's in England have very strange things we don't get here,double crust with BBQ sauce, and other weird and sweet toppings..too gross..



[Wakka12321]

They should have deep-fried twinkies on top of the pizza. Delicious!

[1hellaMoFo]

i never eat a pizza as is, i always add a bunch of shit to it and find something to dip it in. might explain chest pains.

[d0z3rr]

Anyone else attracted to Andrea???

[adm1nistrator1]

"The equivalent of 5 Americans were killed today" HAHAHA

[ShayShayLaRae]

Wait...they have an oreo pizza!!! why was i not informed of this!!!

[elkor101]

almost all of thos are pizzas I want to eat....like now

[AllHailZeppelin]

"In other news, the equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan today"

[Forever2010Giants]

origin of epicmealtime

[kikoonthemove]

i threw up this morning do i have to throw up again

[lukeiamyourfaja]

this makes me hungry

[thesonekamitu]

lol'd at new york hamburguer's pizza

[andy379123]

5 americans lmao

[supercooldude2121]

Chocolate pizzas

[evhguitarist3]

equivalent of 5 americans

[janthran]

@evhguitarist3 Because Americans are so fat, that the equivalent would be about 15 other people

[elkor101]

@janthran ya butt there american so more like 2

[metznimbo29]

@evhguitarist3 I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR

[TheYouwontgetit]

equivalent of 5 americans...?

[mikekegger]

@TheYouwontgetit yeah, just like 127 of you would be the equivalent of 5 Americans.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@mikekegger ...that is sadly true... ...americans are vastly overweight...

[mikekegger]

@TheYouwontgetit I feel bad, I have to run. Other stuff has to get done today, away from the computer (you should try it sometime).

Have a nice day.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@mikekegger ...all right - take care... ...sadly i can't - have to finish this paper...

[DaGavinX]

Garbage pizza *drools*

[doomguard37]

I want to go to DPI.

[darkvisiongothacked]

OMFG the equivalent of 5 americans were killed today... how horrid!

[chismositaa1]

haha there going to put garbage next! hilarious !

[JMaSsA11]

fuck off steve bellone

[destined2sleep]

@ryan8247 call me a cocksucker again and i will make your comment IRONIC. You understand me you black smelly fucking rock ape black piece of shit??

[Skittles0whoa]

@terrorrname Go fuckin' suck.

[terrorrname]

@Skittles0whoa why?