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  • Tracy is like caviar. They both look and taste gross.

  • I think it's cool they got Sue to come back for this B-flick, but yeah...wasn't she thrown out of the gym by Ms. Collins before the Prom Massacre? So how does she remember the prom and pig's blood?

  • "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

  • i think it's so cute how he teases her till she says yes to go on the date. aw he really liked her.

  • was carrie that ugly till even nobody wanted to sneak at her house? she's an unfortunately serious case till even jocks don't look at her, for good OR bad reasons.

  • @AnguishedObscenity Actually Caviar is usually Fish row, or for People with money Beluga Whale eggs.

  • that kiss scene was H-O-T

  • Sue wasn't actually there to see all that happened with Carrie at the prom, after the pig's blood. How can she have conscious memory of it?! FILM GOOF!

  • BUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSSS!!!! =pppp lol

  • @24Hambuger butt cheeks. ;)

  • I would definitely choose cheese whiz over fish eggs!!! (that's thee american way) lol

  • (Tracy See's Jesie talking 2 Rachel,she turns 2 Monica)

    Tracy: Okay,what is wrong with is picture? I mean what does he C in her?

    Monica:Come on,Trace Your're caviar she's Cheez Whiz.He'll come around.he's just letting little Jessie do the thinking 4 big Jessie.

    Mabye Rachel is Chez Whiz,BUT more people like Cheez Whiz, then Fish eggs.Also I think it's more like Tracy is dog shit, then caviar.FUNKING BITCH.

  • 3 flashbacks from the previous movie!

  • 04:11 i see butts lol

  • omg what he fuck was up with that argument with nicole and shit wtf

  • 2:35 Tracy: Okay, what is wrong with this picture? I mean, what does he see in her

    Monica Come on, Trace. You’re caviar, she’s Cheez Whiz. He’ll come around. He’s just letting little Jesse do the thinking for big Jesse

  • oh...oo OOHH O.O lol love his reaction

  • the kisisng scene in the car happened to me on my first date with my bf oooh good memeories lol

  • boy i just realized at 4;08-4:11 u c a butt lol and a few others

  • i hate when pple fight on youtube :(

  • @lovealexus22 Me too. Why do they argue in here? Everyone is here to watch videos, not to start fights.

  • Why do the innocent always get hit in a driveby? Agreed.

  • @iheartslashers lol true story

  • why is it turning from color to black and white at random?

    Thank you so much for posting by the way

  • "Large furry animals crawl on my face every night while i sleep."

    "True."

    *confused look*

    "I have a dog."

  • "word" lol

  • @NicoIeb

    See you frustrated bitch who is constantly being told what a nasty cow she is.As I said, I was proving a point, If you call that stalking then you are even more stupid than I thought. Too much time on my hands? Compare my total number of comments with yours and see who has too much time and too few friends. YOU! What a bloody idiot you really are.

  • Okay, you guys. Please stop arguing. If this arguement keeps up, billSO943 is going to disabled the comments. This is going too far. I know it's none of my business, but arguing isn't going to solve anything. So enough with the backtalking to each other and FOCUS ON THE MOVIE. (And one more thing...YAY, Jesse! ^_^)

  • is that emminem cuz he reminds me alot of him

  • @Kenya1315 Yeah, looks like him, but that's Jason London from Broken Vessels, Blood Ties, Man In The Moon, etc, etc....

  • @Kenya1315 which 1? eminem cuz?

  • @MultiShady420 oh um the main guy character well in my point of view he reminds me of him

  • @Kenya1315 o one of the bully

  • OMG I just realised that Rachel [Emily Bergl] is actually Beth Young on Desperate Housewives Season 7 WOW

  • Does that girl just not get it? There's a difference between "I'm in love with you" and "I'm just using you for sex." Jesse was using her. He actually fell in love with Rachel. He doesn't care for her in the way she might think.

  • @roguegirl29 i would beg to differ, Jesse's character is portrayed in the movie as a good soul. He is not the type of guy who treat women as sex objects. He dumps his ex girl friend not because of the reason you've mentioned but because he finds out she is an extremely arrogant, conceited, selfish, vile and insensitive person after she makes that comment about Rachels friend who commits suicide wherein she tells him she does not care about what happened to her because that girl was "nobody."

  • @roguegirl29 He meets Rachel on the same day by accident and falls in love with her after realizing she is the exact opposite of his ex girl friend.

  • wat in the hell r yall talkin bout.

  • Rachel is jessie's girl!!!! cool, anybody know that song!!!?

  • @TheGirlfriend1992 omgg, i heard it on the radio yesterday!!!! lol

  • @britishjamz cool, I like that song even if its kind of old. lol

  • damn good thing menjiii is here

    because i was starting to think australians wanted to hurt me

  • Well, she's been gone for at least a week now. Maybe she has left forever! Previously she had been quick to respond, but now it's been more than 7 days since her last comment on here.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...nicoleb, the most pissy little girl on YouTube! Give her a hand, folks, what with those snappy comebacks and all, I mean, she deserves it, she's great!

  • so the teacher is carrie?

  • @Bl0odDot - nope...rachel is her half sister, the teacher was in the original movie.

  • No Carrie is dead the teacher is that girl who tried to help carrie.

  • lol "ur 'brake' is poking me in the back" XDDDDDDDDD

  • this movie is awesome.

  • uh they're showing scenes from the new and old carrie? ....what?

  • i guess they're supposed to be flashbacks...?

  • 4:09 hahahahah

  • FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!

  • Well, I'm with the law on this one. Using people and toying with their emotions in such an extreme manner can lead to suicide, and if no one is arrested and sent to jail for it, that's getting away with murder.

  • I'm not saying it is. And the fact that Lisa in particular was unstable to begin with lends additional credibility to a legal charge(s) against the ones responsible. Provoking the instability of an already unstable girl is just like poking at the detonator on an unexploded bomb dropped during an air raid- either way, the result will be far from mild. I must with all due respect invite you to shove your peanuts analogy up your ass, sir. I'm with Sue Snell's attitude towards that lot.

  • I'm a girl, you patronizing fuck. And too bad for you, no court would consider "driving" an unstable slut to suicide because they fucked her and then dumped her "murder." Thank God morons like you aren't running this world. You're probably the sort of idiot who thinks that someone who sends an insulting message to a person, and then that person kills himself a few days later, is responsible for his death, even though a sane person doesn't end it all just because of one little thing.

  • actually its true that any sex with underaged girls/boys is considered illegal

    even if they want it. Even having naked pics of underaged people is illegal. you dont understand much about the law :(

  • Yeah, really. I seriously doubt either of her parents were lawyers. Regardless of their profession, nicoleb's parents did not raise a very legally-savvy or polite child.

  • No, fuck-tards. I didn't say it's not illegal to fuck underage sluts (it shouldn't be, since they're just as much in the wrong), I said that it's not considered murder when a fucking moron kills herself over being used. Why don't you try reading what I say before you respond, morons?

  • Come on, little girl- swear some more. I completely disregarded that statement that started with 'No, fuck-tards' and ended with 'morons?' because if you cut out the swearing, it would have so many dashes it would look like Morse Code. Patton knew how to use profanity and make it work- you just use it because you have run out of ideas. Out of anything useful to say? Insert fuck, damn and shit everywhere! That's your solution. Brilliant, it really is.

  • Hey, now. You're the one who was too stupid to properly read my comment, claiming that I know nothing about law. I know plenty about law. You're the one who's saying that suicide is murder. I'd love to see you try to take that one up in court, because you'd get your stupid ass laughed right out of the place. All because you didn't read what I said correctly... And if you're going to claim that you didn't read it because it wasn't worth reading, then don't try to rebuttal it.

  • I did read it, remember? Reading something and then discarding it seconds later are two very different things. But believe me- between your hope and mine for a court case, I will go much farther than you will in trying to do whatever it is you want to do to the 2nd Amendment.

  • Ah, but I *did* read the comment. I just expressed my belief that it was not even remotely worth the time you took to type it.

  • @Jurassic0Al

    You are so right about that idiot, NicoleB. That's all she ever does is find YouTube videos and talk about some sexual part of them. She gets on everyone's nerves.

  • No, fuck-tards. I didn't say it's not illegal to fuck underage sluts (it shouldn't be, since they're just as much in the wrong), I said that it's not considered murder when a fucking moron kills herself over being used. Why don't you try reading what I say before you respond, morons?

  • Somebody clearly made mistake after mistake raising you. Do your parents look upon your behavior in situations like this and nod approvingly? Is this the kind of response they wanted you to give when faced with opposition? Tell me, for oh, God, how I want to know. I refuse to speak to you any further on this subject, little girl, until you calm down and mind your manners. You thank God that people like me don't run the world? You don't know that, for one thing.

  • Aw, little baby doesn't want to talk to big, mean me anymore? :( Well, okay. I'll leave you to try to convince courts that sluts who commit suicide over sex are "murdered." Good luck!

  • Oh, excuse me- did I make the mistake of making it seem like I couldn't handle your rude, immature, petty little self? If I did, I am sorry indeed. I was, ah, mocking you. Still am, really. But even so, I am still being more polite and displaying greater intelligence than you. And I thank you for the good luck wish- with all the might my father has in the legal world, who knows? I just might get my way. Up yours, little girl.

  • I thought you were done responding to me? Haven't you got some legal studies to do? I'm sure you like to think that daddy -- who probably buys you everything you want so that you remain an ignorant, spoiled twat -- is important enough to make a difference in the world, and that you can, too, but I'm afraid it won't happen. Someone who leaves comments on YT, arguing because of a movie, hardly has the potential to change anything, IMO. Especially make retarded changes like calling suicide murder.

  • Oh, no- you misunderstand. I did not say I was done talking to you. I said I was done discussing anything involving this movie with you. You can use whatever abbreviations you like- 'in my opinion' is not so hard to write. I don't expect anything I say on this site to make a difference in the world- when did I ever indicate otherwise? Whatever my father does or doesn't buy me is irrelevant- I know plenty. Knowledge is not something he keeps me from. I'd rather be spoiled than poor.

  • No, no. Being spoiled keeps you from the knowledge of reality, such as making loans and working hard in order to keep a roof over your head, like almost everyone has to do. The fact that daddy will buy you a house when you leave school, you'll never have to take out loans, and you'll get a job that pays more than you need or deserve purely because of daddy's position means that you'll never know some things. It's no wonder you're so amoral, bullying people in school just because they like anime.

  • Fine. Keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. Annoying you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. I've had fun here, believe me. I really have. You can deny my victory here, but we both know the truth. I win, as I usually do. Now, having had my fun and made my points, I am done talking to you completely and entirely. I know far more than you give me credit for. You have no idea how I got to be the person I am. Goodbye.

  • Yes, baby. You win. You always win, because daddy makes sure to throw money around and get you whatever you want. I know exactly how you got to be "who you are;" daddy gave you that position with his money and "job." You can keep denying it, just as you can keep denying that picking on people in school who like different things than you is amoral. I know you'll never get a job and support yourself unless it's a 200k-"job" a year. Good luck, little baby~

  • Honestly, if you knew me at all, how I seem to you might not be so unreasonable. I can promise you that I endured much worse than I ever gave out later on. I see nothing unreasonable about deciding you're done taking it and you're going to start giving it instead. I learned a very important lesson a long time ago- that it's better to win than to lose. The cost is important, but not so much as whether you have won or lost at the end of the day. As fun as this has been, I've got to leave.

  • You've said that about three times already. And your rant about making it and winning and all that crap is not very moving when you consider the fact that your daddy spends his undeserved, unneeded 200k a year to make sure you get what you want without trying. I'm sure it's very "stressful" to have a rich dad who pays for everything and uses his position to give you unfair advantages, but I can assure you that those working double-shift at KFC to pay for their education would disagree.

  • I always win? See- now, at long last, you're getting it. A little bit at least. My upbringing gives me a head-start on everything, it doesn't hold me back. You keep seeming to think that my father's salary is a drawback for me. I don't see how. But regardless, we are done here. Well, you can keep talking and I'm sure you will, but you can do whatever. Makes no difference to me.

  • It does make a difference to you, because you have so few worries and responsibilities, you have nothing better to do. People know what kind of scum your type are, the kind that never have to work to get anywhere because others always take care of things for them, and your type get their comeuppance in the end. You say I'm unpleasant, but you're a spoiled brat who picks on people at school because you're too insecure to know any better. I think most people would prefer me over you, baby.

  • You know what you're doing, I'll give you that. But I still doubt that you are in the same IQ range as General Norman Schwartzkopf. But you keep missing details. Do you really think that I let everyone know what I could be like? No. I always present the image of a sweet, innocent and honest young man, especially to adults, and I have always seen to it that anyone who found who I really was wasn't ever listened to by the ones who could do something about it, if they tried to get me in trouble-

  • You've never gotten anyone killed by your bullying, demeaning behavior because the people you picked on were clearly not unstable enough to kill themselves over such a worthless person. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it takes more work to actually get to a high position morally and through hard work than by sucking everyone's balls so that they'll do it for you. I wouldn't mind the fact that you're a rich, amoral brat so much if you hadn't called me out on //my// seeming lack of morals.

  • Someone who picks on people who have different opinions with a group of people in school -- IE, bullies others and makes them feel like shit -- is not a nice person, and such people always let their outward emotions show in the end. Just because you have a rich dad who evidentially has gotten your ass out of trouble before doesn't mean it will always be so. Rich or not, people like you let something slip sooner or later, and then even those who can actually do something about it know who you are

  • Back to what I was saying earlier, just because you're evidentially a whore who is good at manipulating people to get whatever he wants doesn't mean you're important. If you think that being rich and powerful just because daddy and all the other people whose cocks you've figuratively sucked did everything for you will make you a better person, you're dead-wrong.

  • And it's okay if people laugh at me or don't like me- I hate just about everyone, so it's okay if just about everyone hates me. I find out what people really think of me, and I get them back, *always*, if I don't like what I hear. So it's fine if people laugh at me behind my back. Because I know they do.

  • And no, my friend, you are confusing "richer" and "smarter," which are two very serious things to confuse. I hate you because you're a pampered, arrogant little brat. You know how to manipulate people, yes, but how does that make you smarter than others? The very fact that daddy had to put in a good word and pay truck-loads for schools to let you in is proof that you're not intelligent enough to make your own way or think things through for yourself. I'm not particularly jealous of that. Sorry.

  • I don't know how you get people back, but I can assure you that one day it'll go wrong. As I said before, I'm the sort of person who would keep a recorder or camera ready when you were near. I doubt I'm the only one who thinks hard evidence is a good thing to keep around when scum like you is roaming about. If you're talking about getting people back with physical harm, I wish you the best in a country where your victims are likely to have deadly firearms to defend themselves with.

  • Oh, wouldn't you just like to! You don't need to know, and I assure you, your vaunted cameras won't stop me. I've had a few try them before, and all they had to show for it was a busted electronic device and some wasted money. Firearms? Pfft. If someone is planning on shooting me, I'll find out about it. Don't you lose any sleep worrying over that. But you won't, will you? Not since you wish I was dead.

  • Wow, now you sound like your life is the equivalent of some action movie. Behold the exciting, heroic life of Jurassic0AI as he attends expensive college under his daddy's undeserved cash, and struggles with the hardships of people trying to... GASP! Videotape him and... TELL the TEACHERS! My GOD! I think we may have a major blockbuster here! Throw in the part about you having spies who can tell you if a classmate is planning to shoot you or not, and we might even beat the Titanic in grossing!

  • Oh, man! This is just too good! I appreciate all that 'action movie' stuff, and my life is far from boring, but I have no interest in films beyond watching them. Father keeps plenty of what he gets every year, invests it in stocks and such, and if only for image and reputation, does make sizable yearly donations to various charities and such.

  • "Sizable" donations to charities are not 10k out of 200k, which I'm sure is all he gives. We all know what kind of greedy scum your type is, and that you only give money to charities to keep a reputation, as you said. And the people of said charities only humor you because they need the money. They made the mistake of trying to live honestly, and now they don't have any money. If higher-ups are going to give, they'll play ball and suck up until they've gotten what they need. Nice.

  • By the way, if you haven't guessed already, I'll come and go whenever I please on here. This crap you try to fling at people is just too good to miss. So I'll check in every now and then, maybe drop you a note, see how you're doing. Have you ever had a boyfriend? I mean, seriously now. Having a boy/girlfriend is good for you, loosens you up.

  • Hm. Well, today's youth are in a lamentable state when it comes to many things. It must be the lack of discipline. When teachers could whack sleeping students' hands with rulers, what we see today wasn't the norm. Anyway, it sounds like you haven't done to bad on the romantic side. Do you have a boyfriend presently? Getting some might chill you out, and you certainly seem to need it.

  • Huh? I'm not sure which comment you're talking about. Ah, well, typo's happen to everyone, even me. I actually find myself respecting you on the romantic front, even if my approach and conduct has been different. Crazy how I respect you on at least one thing and you don't respect me on any. Actually, you wish I was dead. But thanks for telling me, anyway. Are you sure you don't want to exchange personal messages instead? I mean, seriously now.

  • PS: I gotta go out now (with... FRIENDS! GASP!), because I don't have any horny morons to sit beside me while I argue with people on Youtube. Not going out to an anime-con or such, either, so I'll just cut you off before you can make that predictable "joke." I'll look forward to continuing this "enlightening" conversation tomorrow. Do me a favor and don't wrack up the comments while I'm gone. Coming home to 10+ helpings of your rantings would be extremely unpleasant.

  • Yes, goodbye, my girlfriend and I have...things to do. Studying and stuff. Yeah. Who says I'll be here tomorrow? But doing my part to make your day worse would be an honor, now wouldn't it? Tragically, I may have to let you down. Peace out or whatever it is you like to say. Haha, you called my girl a moron, you're funny.

    Seriously, though- shut up about Iraq. You've got no idea.

  • You understand when I said getting a little might be good for you, I meant it? I could have just said it as a retort, and to an extent maybe I did. But I tell you, few things chill me out more than a night at my girlfriend's house. You sound a little uptight, is all. And don't call my girl a moron, please, it makes her knees hurt. Mine too, come to think of it. Ow.

  • --And I know that will hurt you, no matter how many houses you buy that you don't need, or no matter how many gold-digging sluts you manage to lure to you with your dad's money.

  • Oh, and by the way, Jurassic0Al, am I right in thinking that when you get into college, you'll have daddy set up a $7,000+ a month trust fund for you, rather than actually working and supporting yourself, and still think and tell all the drunken girls you attempt to seduce that you're independent? That thought makes me quite warm inside, if I'm honest. You do know everyone, including your insecure and bullying friends, will be laughing at you behind your back, right?

  • -at all. It takes a lot of work to do that successfully, again and again. Altogether, everyone who I wanted to believe I was a model student did, and anyone who I let know any hint of who I actually was got discredited, was already disreputable, or was a friend of mine. When I set about doing what I did over the past few years in school, I could've used somebody like you. But I expect you'd have tried your utmost to stop me instead of helping me.

  • I do lots of work to get where I do, both myself and working to convince others to do it for me. Manipulating people can be just as difficult as doing it all yourself. And when you're surrounded by idiots like I was, you have got to handle a lot of things yourself. There is no consequence to me telling you whatever I like on here, because you can do nothing to stop me. I look forward to dealing with whoever tries to give me my 'comeuppance', because I doubt I will bring it on myself.

  • I always find a way to get out of trouble or totally convince people that it won't happen again. And it doesn't- as far as they know. But think about this- sometimes, the world needs people like me. People who get results, who always achieve final victory, regardless of what morals or costs get pushed aside. As Colonel Winter said, "Some may question my methods- but they do work."

    And I know I'm better than the boys in this film- no one ever died because of anything I did. I saw to that.

  • When I said I didn't care whether you kept talking or not, I meant it. But it's been fun enough talking that I figured I'd level with you, at least a little. That last comment of yours was just too good to pass up. I'm sure that you'd have tried to stop me if you'd gone to my high school, and learned who I was. But I'm sure you wouldn't have won, because I'd have used all my resources to ensure victory- I'd have gotten you expelled if that's what it took. Believe me, I could have. Bye!

  • nicoleb your spamming the comment section

    just drop it. dont get so worked up over something on the internet, it doesnt matter who wins

  • just please stop making an ass of yourself.

    i like to watch videos not watch two people have a pointless debate over who has more of a life.

  • Well, I know I do, but I agree. We're done here. Just having a bit of fun, I was. Carry on..

  • Seriously, poke nicoleb with a stick and get her to gripe at you for a while. I'm seriously done here, as amusing as all this has been.

  • Oh, on the internet I certainly don't care whether anybody accepts my views or not. But elsewhere, I like gaining and then utilizing the power to see to it that my views *are* accepted, even agreed with, by those who would otherwise disagree with my. Just thought I'd clear that up, as a PS-note sort of thing. I'm a liar by my own admission- pretty good at it too- but that doesn't mean I always do it. Watch- I'm not here anymore.

  • I agree, but you should tell her. I've had my fun, I'm done here.

  • No, I'm pretty sure he was talking to you. He had spoken to you before, and naturally you snapped back with that wonderful attitude of yours. When did I ever indicate *you* won? As if! Funny you complain about my supposed illiteracy. You pick up plenty of things when both your parents were English majors, and since I drive a Jaguar, it can be safely assumed that I've always gotten the best in life, including education. I never said you didn't have a life- you said that yourself!

  • Oh, and believe me- twisting words around to favor me has always been something I am good at. You call me mean, a bully, arrogant and so forth, but I know I'm very good at 'persuading' people, organizing things, and achieving goals regardless of the cost. Didn't I say that before? I get results. I always do. This attracts people to me as much as it pushes other, less ambitious (in my mind) people away. I help people who help me...mostly. But seriously- I am done talking to you.

  • Oh, please don't call me an idiot, it makes my knees hurt. I'll remember that when I step out with my girlfriend on Friday night, out of her house and into my emerald green Vanden Plas. Believe me, I will go places in life. And those who are truly loyal to me will benefit. I can get out of trouble on my own quite well- my parents' intervention is a last resort. If something I am saying is 'getting old' for you, stop making my knees hurt and leave.

  • I find your attempts at insulting me below the belt quite amusing... why does that part of me have such interest for you? Your taunts mean nothing- my past and present girlfriend(s) can honestly say they are untrue. Very much so. The MetalDeathMonkey is making sense, however- I have more money and influence and you're more...honest, and we've said that plenty of times now. People like you won't get in my way as I go to college and begin whatever career I choose.

  • wtf are you two dip shits arguing about... !?!? Get each others msn addresses and battle it out there fucking morons!

  • okay stupid crazy bitch... Go take your meds now. Loser.

  • okay psychotic bitch... And your so smart go back and read through your comments. Looks like your a dumb ass to gee.. Did i strike a cord. Get over it you weird bitch, go get help for your issues.

  • omg i didnt know that they were keeping this going...

    nicoleb just stop embarrassing yourself...

    this time im talking directly to you

  • must make you feel real big to insult some-ones intellect. Do you feel superior and important. I mean i understand you must have been hard to be you growing up.

    And un-like you im not that pathetic to duel it out on youtube with some cunt rash such as yourself. Have a good day you ass face :*

  • Okay Nicole clearly i dont give a fuck about anything you have to say.. I thought it was extremely amusing to see to retards duel it out on youtube. And no surprise crazy bitch started on me. I think your a lunatic and you need professional help. Do you get it I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU, YOUR ISSUES OR ANYTHING ABOUT YOU.. but clearly you care about what im saying to you cause you keep coming back for more. You are a psycho!

  • hahaha ok nicole run along. What the fucks wrong with you??? Don't get enough attention?? Honey get over it.

  • yes nicole keep... and you said that you deleted my responses because they are incriminating. I wonder why?? Maybe because you dont want people to see how you really are? Nicole again stop stalking me, it was done and over with about hmmm 2 hours ago. What are you 12? I dont give a fuck who you are or what you say and btw you sent me private emails first.. Hmm I wonder who cant let go.. For the last time NICOLE go die..

  • What, me die? And deprive the morons, like you, who I deal with every day the chance to eat out of the palm of my hand? No chance. Besides, a 2002 emerald green Jaguar Vanden Plas is a fine machine, and it would be a pity to lose it. I'll tell you why I do what I do- making the people above, beside, and below me do whatever I say like the tools they are feels great! I'm smarter than damn near everyone, including you! You hate me because deep down you know that, but can't make yourself face it!

  • Wow! Lots of exclamation points in today's self-flattering and bullshit speech, aren't there? Personally, I don't know why your father buys you such things. If he really loved you, he'd make you work for things you wanted so that you wouldn't grow up to be the scum piece of shit that you are. Although, I wouldn't give too much expectation to a judge in America who spends so much money on himself while all around him people are working their asses off for jack-shit (God bless America).

  • Well, I thought my latest was actually pretty good. You should have been there for the ones I gave to the kids who found out who I really was, and tried to stop me- right before I stopped them. Father? Ah, well, what can I say? He wants nothing short of the best for his family. I can't recall saying he was a judge, by the way.

  • Oh, my mistake. *Checks back.* Lawyer. So, he's the kind of slime who goes to the highest bidder and defends them for cash, regardless whether they're actually right or not. And nice one calling your dad "father." I'm sure that's making your lactating girlfriend very impressed by your maturity. But do tell what you did to those other kids, and before you do, I'll assure you in advance that they wouldn't have been at my level of intelligence, and that there are others around you who are.

  • Well, that *is* what I call him. And go raging against the entire legal field if you like, that is what most if not all of them do, just like mercenaries- fight for those who pay. So do most doctors, if I'm not mistaken. Why do you think East German doctors jumped the Wall along with the others? They wanted to get paid better than a garbage truck driver. My girlfriend thinks you're funny, did I mention that?

  • Yeah, your fake-titted girlfriend who needed daddy to pay for her body so that she'd feel better about the fact that she's spread her legs to fifteen different guys and gotten twelve abortions. Breast implants seem to boost confidence, for some reason. Anyway, there is a fine line between being paid more than garbage-truck-drivers and being paid 200k a year. You don't need that much money, and if your daddy actually finds ways to spend that every year, he's a bigger piece of shit than you are.

  • No, only me. Believe what you like, but we've stuck by each other quite well since we met late junior year. And who said she had fake anything? It's real, all real, and damn does it feel good. Don't think that you bother me or her with your belittling comments. They're funny. You are so funny when you're angry, at me and those other two people who you told you wished I was dead among all those other lovely things.

  • Dude, I think it's so touching that you and your rich girlfriend have stood by each other in your life of bullying and silver-platter-receiving. So sweet. I think that could go in with that awesome movie idea, and be even better than the ten highest-grossing films of all time. Then you won't have to settle for a measly 200k+ a year. That's tragic, too. I mean, there are people losing their homes and jobs thanks to your country's fucked up system, and here you're stuck with only 200k. Tragic...

  • The angrier you get, the better your snappy little combacks get, huh? I don't presume to know you, yet you have presumed to know me more times than I can count. Whatever. I've seen how you deal with people here, calling those other two 'wastes of space' and constantly assaulting them for one or another perceived offense against human speech. I love how I've got more friends than you, even on here.

  • I'm not popular on Youtube, because I knock down the overly tolerant and illiterate morons who scurry about. If you have more friends here, great. That's not really a big accomplishment. I make friends who can actually form an intelligible sentence, and God knows there aren't too many of them here. And yes, I know a lot about you, because you've made it clear what kind of person you are. I only make assumptions relating to your undeserved wealth, which you've already told me all about.

  • You think I care about what I've done here? Pfft. What I've really done- being over at my girlfriend's, on her laptop, with her right next to me- that's what I care about.

    Watch yourself, little girl, when you mention Iraq to people. I doubt you've done a tour there, so do please shut up about it. I know better than to presume to know war better than the men and women who fight it. Funny how you don't seem to.

  • War is another invention to make money and power. People who fight in it are brave, certainly, but they need money, too (and, ironically, get LESS than people like your daddy for risking their lives for their country. Nice). I really don't need to hear how your girlfriend being "beside you you is all that I care about." It's enough to make me vomit. And no, not because I'm bitter and lonely (I saw that retort coming a mile off), but because teens who think they are in love break up before long.

  • Oh, please don't vomit on your computer, or even the rug. You'd have to buy a new one or do without, and on your income I'm sure you don't want that. And it's fine if you 'saw that retort coming a mile off' because I that possibility had occurred to me, what with you being as smart as a four-star general and all. I bet you could do Petraeus' job to, run the whole fucking war! Iraq, Afghanistan, the whole shebang!

  • People want to make money. That's one of the biggest reasons people left the Warsaw Pact, and why the healthcare industry won't exactly benefit if Obama kills their paychecks. That's why the only people who like war are the ones who profit, and why the best way to go to war is as a mercenary. You get to do everything soldiers do, advance a cause, serve under a flag, and get paid massive heaps of money to do it.

  • Another piece of insightful wisdom from Martin Luther King's reincarnation. People want money. Wow. Didn't know that. Thanks for that. You really should write an autobiography or two, because others need to learn from your awesome smarts. I didn't like Obama at first, but if he's actually going to try to turn America into a communist country, or at least take two third's of your dad's paycheck, I could get behind that. As long as your type suffers, America can fall. It will eventually, anyway.

  • Did I ever even mention King? I respect him, certainly, but I don't claim to be him. How do you know father's income, my brother's, mother's, or eventually mine will suffer under this President you so deeply loathe? And your 'America will fail' bit- tsk, tsk. You don't know that. I believe we'll pull through, if only because the rich and poor have more to gain than to lose by keeping this country together.

  • I won't speak on that- I just do. Go ahead and compare me to King, but I really don't get it. I'm a rich kid with interests in the field of private military companies, not an idealistic crusader. Why don't you compare me to Churchill or something? My girlfriend likes the 'comparing me to great men' bit.

  • oh i meant to reply to this one

    my bad :O

  • no its ok i got it lol. Yeh she is a tad crazy. She went ape shit on me for telling her to duel it out some-where else. And then she went and wrote so much shit on my profile and put a 'jihad' on me cause im a muslim.... if thats not crazy i dont know what is lol.. Neways she seems to have gotten the point and fucked off.

  • i tried to help...

    but your just being difficult now

    thats 10 minutes in the time out box :(