IGN Presents: Sh*t Gamers Say

[MrCocoabeans]

0:59 i want that photo

[BradsterGangsta1401]

umad bro

[XxBlAsTmAsTeRxX1226]

COME AT ME BRO !!!! & mad bro ????

[MrShmango01]

You saved over my file :(

[lionturtlegameing]

haha this video speaks the truth :D

[DeathSoulRukia]

?!

[armoredwatermelon]

HACKER!

[lolplicoo]

NOOB TUBE

[Jawz1240]

What the fuck!? Fuck you N00B!

[HDCRdrummer]

1:05 must be talking about MW3

[Duhpression]

You forgot "wow kid host advantage"

[Beaststa197]

no you cant fuckin puase it!

[chillz313]

Wtf man there cheating how did they even do that

[MiDNiTeTeX]

Or "FIRST NUKE WITH NO PANTS"!!!! ....Or is that only a personal experience..?

[TheBoobieTrapper]

Missed: Agg hate panic knifers

[PatrikN793]

Haha lol, many of these are funny!

[Oomglool]

what about, "HACKER", "WOOOOOOW", "OMG KID" "TRY HARD"

[kevin86336]

The amount of people who to think they had fuc*ed my mum.

thumbs up if you agree 

[RUZZDER]

Thing that my friend have said to me when we were playing Minecraft online.

"I'm not hungry, I've just died."

[CJ2GAME]

no PC gaming :(

[jamvaldez226]

0:38 he's playing mortal kombat

[ultravideos4music]

@jamvaldez226 ur kidding right.... thats stret fighter

[jamvaldez226]

@ultravideos4music from the screen it looks like mortal kombat, yes i know the sound is from street fighter

[tehPachyderm]

Whiteboy's is better haha

[supervegito2277]

... you know what... im just gonna stick with coop with the nice guys... and not being a jackass.

[ImaginationxStation]

There are girl gamers, fuck that, man. We have our own systems, we buy our own games, we get hard-ons for Skyrim just as much as guys do!!! I've been playing since I was SIX.

[mrwinner5]

@ImaginationxStation and if you're hot too you can marry me dont worry i don't look bad

[mrwinner5]

@ImaginationxStation and if you're also good looking you can marry me dont worry i dont look that bad ;)

[TiagoTiagoT]

@ImaginationxStation And often they're surprisingly hot

[sirearein]

@ImaginationxStation PREACH IT! 

[inbadcompanyX2]

@ImaginationxStation Little concerned about the hard-on part...

[alliewagz77]

hehe, i named my rival penis.

HAHAHAHAHAH !(:

[cjx720]

@alliewagz77

I named my Metapod penis.

"Penis used harden!"

[leoibarra92]

goml bitch

[solidshot1895]

hmcg020 likes it in the ass



[3Bullets4U]

hadouken

hadouken

hadouken....

[secerets2]

uhhh fucking noooooooobs

[mramazingsean]

so true!

[aug3600]

i want every picture in that place...

[joejoethemonkey85]

noob

[hmcg020]

Massive douchebag at the end trying to get people to subscribe to his channel: acting like a wigger to seem confident makes people thumb your video down, not "sahre it with your friends and twitter and all that stuff"

[badfatherjames]

fucking bufferring ads :<

[BenBown]

Leeeeroy Jenkins!!!

[TheStingray2020]

This one sucks

[theorigamiman55]

MOM MAKE ME PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!! n00b!

[ForeverMarkedpsn]

U suck you noob toobing hardscoping camper.. i woulda had you if we werent playing on this wall mart connection.. You mad bro? Stfu Get on my level! hacker! Get deranked! Get a life

[kaosleeroy108]

come get some " yea you muther fucker " yea c\um on cum on

[aliancer]

Hadouken is nice, but Shoryuken FTW!

[HarleyQ]

Fucking lag.

[scrodymcboogerballs7]

mad bro?

[rhyno4eva]

"Dude!? RUN FUCKING ASSHOLE! THEY'RE AFTER YOU WAI-NO, WHY ARE YOU STOPPING!!!" *dies* " HOLY SHIT, FUCK "

[TheBromiscuous]

They forgot tons of stuff so i tried to include those in the Sh*t Gamers Say I made, give it a watch and leave incoherent/ racist comments

[mickeycoolmouse]

jump

jump!

GOD DAMIT JUST JUMP ALREADY!

[Songwriter4God]

I love the guys with the Gamecube controllers then the N64 ones. XD

[BecomingTyrant]

Internet fight"1v1 me... 1v1 me! cmon pussy" "ohh nice get domed" "Shotty.... SHOTTY!"

[BecomingTyrant]

guys guys..... You missed the whole thing. The best would be Halo talk... "You're such a BK" "wow nice scrub" "scrandom" "legit sk0pez" 'im pretty l33t domez here guys" "t bag him" look at this, hes so garbo" warrent officer? really? get back smaked

[theguywithraybans]

"My Sims are woo-hooing again! YES!!!"

[mrcogneetoe]

When he said 2-3 he shouldve said 3-5 next

[gamerahs]

she saved on my file :(

[sambi666]

"Get your money back from gamestop, cause you SUCK!"

"Leave my lobby you damn random"

[leecielbaybee]

you forgot "C'mooooon I hate this game, this is so stupid! they always do that, how is it my fault they dropped the ball. i dont even wanna pkay anymore" lol.. thats my husband playing lol

[redhotzx]

Hey you forgot:

Player 1: Guess what?

Player 2: What?

Player 1: TEABAG!

[TheAwsomen3ss]

Firetrucking noob!

[jonboxerify]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT COME ON

[hugo17271]

SIT DOWN!!!!

[benoitfan672]

God Dammit... Never taken the lord's name in vain SOOOOO many times in my life lmao.

[masterflamewing234]

never heard noob or pwned

[winglessdreams]

"n00b" "epic fail" "can't I have raid." "Heal! Heal! Where the fuck was that heal dude?"

"can't talk boss fight." "hold on I need to get to save point." "Fuck! I didn't save!" "Wtf?! How did you not die?" "Wtf? How the hell did I die?"

[ploploplo32]

you forgot the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hmmkaysthen]

"alright i'll stop playing with my feet."

[SXL017]

@SXL017 *NOW

[SXL017]

Younger Bro/Sis/Cousin/Son/Daughter/No­ob: "Oh! Hey, hey! Can I play?" :D Older Bro/Sis/Cousin/Father?/Mother?­/Pro Gamer: "Hmm...Ok. BUT do NOT save." :| *gives controller and about 30 minutes passed and his save file gets overwritten* 80 *sniff* "YOU SAVED OVER MY SAVE FILE!!" 8'(. X'D SO DAMN ACCURATE!!! lol When it happens to me I say NO! Not YOU clear the game. >=)

[KyrosDeLove11]

UGH. THIS IS SO ACCURATE<3

[MultiNigga5000]

i want ur shirts

[xxFA1Kxx]

you forgot

"FUCKING HITMARKERS!"

"WOW, I SHOT YOU KID YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!"

"WOW, YOU FUCKING IDIOT GET A JOOOOB!"

and WHO could forget!

"OH MY FUCKING GAWD... FUUUCKING HAAAAACKEEEERRRRS!!!!!"

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

1:00 Epic painting is epic.

DO WANT.

[Anerdi1]

"You noob!"

[Kamzie13]

dude! im on your team!

[Detth2you]

In any fighting game: " OH MAI FAWKING GAWD DIS GAME IS STOOPID! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"

"Would you like some salt with that wine?"

"SALT!"

[carpediembitches]

How did he not die!?!

[TheBlazingkidtes]

lol i had a friend who said that stop looking at my screen

[lotzoffunn]

Just two you missed: "He is using a mod..." Then, "WHAT A FUCKING HACK!"

[NightWolfPictures77]

Does ign stand for international gaming network?

[ianlynchisgod]

Two you missed: "I'm proud to be a fanboy!" followed by "Fucking fanboys..."

[bageleatingjew]

*le me did somthing cool

"OMG guys look what I can do"

(fails 5 times)

"I can't do it when your looking I've done it so manytimes"

[awsomeoscar88]

Ooooohhhh look at that killcam!!!

[123456789haloman]

W00000000000W srsy i say that like 50 times in a game

[theconster852]

CAMPING NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!

[jony2tymez]

DO WORK!!!!!!!!

[RoyalKnights75]

I have no life

[RoyalKnights75]

I have no life

why dont i have a gf

[RandomWithConnor321]

I liked the video a lot, but you did miss some crucial parts to s**t gamer's say:

You really missed the part where all of the A** hole trolls keep saying how much a certain player or group of players suck dick and how they should back out of the game, How one player slept with another player's mom the other night, how much someone is high at the moment, aaaannnnddd I think that's about it. Again, Loved The video! OH! And if it's a game like FIFA: "GOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!" XD

[RandomWithConnor321]

@RandomWithConnor321 Oh! And also, "Fucking LAG!" and "This guy is a fucking camper!!" :D

[ParentContact]

you stupid random

stop setting up

okay flash me

back out

wow

be right back

you bad kid

[DisBeMuhUsername]

You missed noob

[TidalslimShady]

You missed ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ong did you see that ohhhhhhhhmg

[PhantomOJ]

I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK DOOOOOOO!

[MrSuperbobpwnz]

That's fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!

[MrGA93]

oh I have a bad connection 

[tskfromnzlbro]

dude did u see that kill!

[R4ndom22]

You missed this :

THAT WAS SO GAY!

[NGxREALITYxFANTASY]

What gamers say when they are on the top of the charts and THEN YOU FUCKING DISCONNECT.

[legendarylink1000]

Damn blueshells....

[NinjaThreeUnderscore]

prefer whiteboys

[jessicakicksyou]

"WTF CAMPER."

Ten seconds later...

"Hehehe. I'm camping."

[opperjohn]

How many bullets does it take to kill a dude?!? 

[AccessEvil]

Fucking aimbot, is there an admin, loooooaaad already, awww man I hate this map, vote to kick, fucking newbs...

[ITziZik23]

I was around the corner, and god who's the host... Is what you forgot

[radioraver]

"Hehe... I named my rival Penis.."

[Weltgeist13]

#1 I've seen is "noob" 

[Weltgeist13]

@Weltgeist13 yeah someone said that already, also camper & " stupid NADER's " nades, etc..

[bobohotrod2001]

You forgot "Where is everybody?"

[PredatedSnipez]

Get out pf the f***ing way you b***h!!!

[brodbrod1990]

Every sqeeker on every console " you mad bro? "

[cardboardface25]

FUCKING CAMPER!!!!

[iiWILLdFUS3b4U]

You fucking asswipe son of a bitch Imma skull fuck you with this controller if you fucking kill me again.

[bigcmcfarlfarl]

I WAS AROUND THE CORNER!

[WillardE4]

u forgot faggot

[kevster150]

"Wooooooooow!!!" when people die.

[TwinBiscuit]

u missed noob

[ReK322]

you forgot you fucking host!!!

[firekingpro]

"damn im lonely"

[Ulgokiem]

Where in the world did you get that amazing Storm Trooper/Abe Lincoln poster!?

[MrSketcher101]

you missed " YOU TURBO! " LOL .

[Mapmakermaster]

You missed: "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"­, "Why can't I pause?", "Achievement Unlocked!", "This game is garbage!", "Boom Headshot!", "LOL!", "GG guys.", "Brb I need to take a piss." etc

[GangstaThug15]

'is this my last life or do i have a zero life" lol!

[SilentscufflE]

Rival? More like Metapod.

[Angel48rules]

OMG my brother says these all the time. But you forgot: "OOH you just got raped!" (My friends say it all the time when we play Halo)

[wermzor]

fat kids lag in rl

/hugs

[gusstavv]

meeehh... they missed the insanely angry screaming like in world of warcraft onyxia fight U_U... thats serious nerd rage XD

[SaidhbhMc]

you missed "I CAN'T PAUSE!!"

[Haskeo]

u missed LAGGGGG FICKIN LAGGGGG

[iTzOpTicStampz]

i love these lol bcuz i say most of ths stuff XD

[bloodrexgorilla]

Nice stale moves, bro

[bloodrexgorilla]

"Shit, 3 outta five?" "fuck, 4 outta 7?"

[BFplayerThatHatesCoD]

You also forgot: "Why cant people like both games they're completely different!" (BF-CoD) :P

[Valinorzx]

Oh right "gamers" nowadays means cod and battlefield fanboys who only know one genre...

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@Valinorzx yes, because he's definitely playing a shooter here... -_- 0:42

[BiGoDeViN28]

@Valinorzx I love you so mutch!

[Silencerltu]

@Valinorzx all of us strategy game lovers are forgotten?

[Foseman]

@Valinorzx Clearly they want the widest audience and those two games sell the most right now thus appealing to the most amount of people. Also mainstream concepts of something and actual definitions are far from synonymous. Best to keep your genre under the radar so the media doesn't ruin it.

[omgitsLindsay]

@Valinorzx but... there were lots of other genres in this video...

[FTFAOTS]

"They're FUCKING spawn killing!"

[sweetdesiresxx]

on halo: "my X!"

in general: "FUCKING, grenade spammers!!"

failed headshot: "WTF!? i fucking shot him in the head!!"

in parties on xbox: "INVITE only!"

[semmedo1000]

thats some good hadouken technique right there 0:37

[timecenawwe2]

you copy whiteboy and you should do shit IGN says

[OvenRoastedMonkey]

"headshot!" or "Fuck me!"

[BeginninGTV]

You forgot to troll

[Milknife]

Face Stab. -.-

[DarkBladeX98]

you forgot hacker

[keakou]

STFU NOOB!

*BREAKS GAMING SYSTEM*

*THROWS KEYBOARD AGAINST THE WALL*

Sh*t gamers say and DO PART 2

[keakou]

KiLL STEALING BITCH!

[keakou]

"LOLUMADBRO?"

COME AT ME BRO

THIS MUA FUCKA...

[Saintbalor]

WakaWakaWakaWakaWakaWakaWakaWa­kaWakaWakaWakaWakaWakaWakaWaka­Waka

[Nickp5954]

Guys check out my modded ps3 controllers tell me what you think I can really use the support

[jf09]

Dude look your missing it

[03TheMoose]

"Yeah, shoot me from around the corner."

"Fucking lag."

"One more kill... Fuck!"

"Fucking reload..."

[hurlmaster2245]

Hacks!

[St6y7]

You forgot "I FUCKING MELEE'D YOU!!"

[Mike28115]

How did slim shady's socially awkward #1 fan become an employee of IGN? BTW, after watching a video we don't like being told to "totally hit up that like button" or "subscribe, it'll be totally worth it" while you shake arms at me like the restroom is out of paper towels.

[Hitlerstash215]

Oh and you forgot " Don't get pissed off at everyone because you play like Helen keller."

[Hitlerstash215]

You forgot " You stole my kill you fucking ass hole!"

[ElAztEcDiAz]

Forgot "CAMPER!!!!"



[ytnbsa]

this sucked. a lot.

[TheAppGuy3]

HOLD IN MOM!!!

[karma22z]

BTW you forgot "DUDE WTF STOP KILLING ME OR IM NOT GOING TO PLAY"

[mud956]

That guy has"aimbot"!!!

[LindseyLouu91]

0:49 I say that all the time, lol. Now I feel silly haha

[syazanadhirah]

you forgot "FUCKING CAMPER" hahahaha

[MicMasterEzra]

you forgot "i was f*ckin around the corner already"

[cheetos489]

"You're such a spammer" or "The button configuration is different"