Wootton High School graduation speech

[deutschland08fn]

0:15 WOO

[yramog]

BROTHERS!



[Limebunny255]

wow i live near this school :D

[JacobyFrEaK27]

HOW IRONIC! I'm assigned to do a speech in college, so I was looking up commencement speeches and stumbled upon this one... I WORK AT CHIPOTLE!!! HAHA!

[frobrofityfoe]

will someone please send this to Chipotle executives

[13jmall]

i'm graduating from high school this year and i hope the speech isn't this long

[starbrite005]

@13jmall usually is, or longer....it's only once in your lifetime though. 

[Jaishal]

man i want some chiptoles now

[crayzbotzz700]

respect points + 5000, and I don't even know this guy

rock on bro!

[Planez4meh]

This guy... Lord have mercy. He's a pro.

[tomthebomb137]

You, my friend, Win.

[flippinsweet1132]

I don't know if you were in speech, but I was wondering if I could have a copy for this to use as an OI. It's an event in speech where you memorize someone else's speech and recite it. BUT YEAH. If you don't mind, I'd LOVE to do this. Unless this is totally not the dude who's speaking, then... um. Yeah.

[featherman9]

great speech but it kind of seems like he is going to pee his pants up there lol at least in the beginning

[sumware]

will recommend it to our communication department -

every student can benefit from your humor integrated with your thoughts.

Wonderful - thank you

[kocherw2012]

That speech has just inspired me forever! That was awesome :D

[noorgansjustawesome]

Oh my goodness this is amazing.

[clowiebear]

One of the best grad speeches i've seen... really awesome :)

[greatauntprune]

Nice.

[clonetrooper1able]

this speech is probably the most pointless speeches I've ever heard i mean did he even check it to see if it was appropriate with some English teachers at his school, this is hardly a graduation speech more like something children talk about at thier lunch table yes i did dislike

[KERPALSINGH]

@clonetrooper1able Why do English teachers have jurisdiction over a GRADUATION SPEECH given by a graduate to his fellow graduates. I hope you were joking.

[avatarbo39]

@clonetrooper1able their is a lesson behind it

[theavocadoroller]

lol best speech ever.

[DeafMuteZombie]

LOL

[wafflesofmassdelicio]

gay as fuq

[MondoBeno]

I love it. At my graduation, they all gave self-serving speeches that annoyed everyone. I was tempted not to bother going, but my father wouldn't hear of it. When it was over, my father did nothing but complain about the speeches.

[CARTERBOYZZZ]

search:New Graduation anthem - by (StarrGate feat.Kedash)High School

[livvyurlife]

I love your speech!! I hope if Im valedictorian, I'll be able to get everyone to laugh like this :)

[MegaPurpleTea]

AHHHHHH this makes so much sense!

[canyoubelieveinme]

Does anybody else hear the meow at 5:11 ???

[boycrazed1234]

CHIPOTLE!

[GetGraped69]

ha im a senior and literally just got done eating chipotle and now im about to start my senior speech

[MsEastLos323]

wow, inspirational and... yet, very funny!!!

[Shukria123]

but these changing winds can turn cold and hostile..

[rednut9]

amazing...

[Foley03A4]

Thumbs up if your a proud drop out!

[anitababi37]

@Foley03A4 you're*** how is that something to be proud of?

[Foley03A4]

@anitababi37 Easy,I ain't letting the system tell me I have to go to school - God never said I had too,Yet the system will arrest someone for not going. That's sick! I'm a free person and will not be told I have to go somewhere,What gives them a right to force me to a building? Take their titles away and badges off and they got a dick,pussy,asshole just like me. I ain't being ruled around by another human being. Get what I'm saying? And lucky me I happen to have $100,000 to start a living!

[anitababi37]

@Foley03A4 Makes sense. As long as you can get a decent job for yourself without an education, it shouldn't matter. But most people can't. Hence the reason an education is pretty important. Kudos to you if you can get away without one though. I envy you.

[S0xPRiSoNeR]

i've never even eaten at chipotle before, but this speech was brilliant!

[gettsomeify]

hahaha who ever is taping im guessing is his brother, 0:59 and 1:04

[screentaker]

lol wootton fails school for retards hhahaha

[mrpeanut20850]

@screentaker lol could you go back to elementary school and learn how to write a sentence please. =)

[screentaker]

@mrpeanut20850 lol could you please go back to your nursery, o wait you were never loved there poor wittle baby

[mrpeanut20850]

@screentaker why thank you screen taker, maybe you can be my chaperon at the nursery because you are just the nicest person in the world. You might even give me encouraging words of wisdom such as "fail" and "retard", Thank you so much. YOU ARE THE BEST =DDDD!

[13914214]

@screentaker and pray, what school do you go to?

[jimron924]

21 people with no creativity watched this.

[sicily4534]

AWW WHAT YEAR IS THIS? I GRADUATED FROM WOOTTON IN 01 IT WAS NOT THIS FUNNY! GOOD JOB!

[danyelle48103]

truer words have never been spoken

[wardevil3000]

i thought this was from the movie i love you beth cooper hahahahahaha

[That1guyIdontknow]

@wardevil3000 Haha me too

[AlbieGfromMyspace]

u my friend are an inspiration

[jr9950]

Nice attempt at impressing other high school students. Falls short of impressing me.

[xLexaaaHeree]

It's cool that he made it personal to the school lol, Chipotle and burritos go together. Any other school and burritos aren't as good as a much. He did an awesome job!

[hanita304]

i started clapping at the end then stopped because i relized i wasnt there

[jimron924]

@hanita304

lol yea 4 years late

[crazzyladies08]

Best speech ever!!!

[prehistoric28]

Good words spoken here. What are the opinions of others regarding the new book "You Have A College Degree, Now What?"

[uhsen]

is this wootton graduation, the Thomas S wootton in Rockville Maryland?

[kipumbae]

@uhsen yup

[YunJungEun]

this was beast

[delcampo09]

youtube /watch?v=CRvmjOxXGpY

[NinjaChampionKO]

If you wish you were a kid again please reply to my comment with a thumbs up if you think school is just a way of forcing you to comply with societies rules and standards and remembering pointless bullshit while robbing you of your youth...

[NinjaChampionKO]

Today is the day I start to wonder why I wasted my entire god damn fucking childhood studying in school when I should of fucking enjoyed it while it lasted......

Thank you very much public education system you fucking stole my childhood!!!!

[ps4fyzix]

I remember being at the ceremony 4 years ago for my brother's graduation; I was literally ROFLing at this speech in the audience with my parents. Truer words had never been spoken before.

[stringtheory1015]

seriously that is one of the BEST grad speeches i have ever heard, gave me quite a few tips for my graduation speech, thnx!!!

[beatyouful]

he sounds like hes crying

[SlowCheetah89]

It was a graduation speech intended for our class, not for a global worldwide audience.

So judge it as such.

[starlitxo16]

LOL!! herman is just like lawl

[SexyProfess]

. . . Which is why so many "high school graduates" leave and come to college with a second grade reading level.

[SexyProfess]

. . . What the bloody HELL is he talking about? Chipotle, guacamole? O_O

[xbabysp]

Some idiot from my school plagiarized this poor kid's speech.

[JarrodDrover123]

@xbabysp lol serious? he just read it word for word

[xbabysp]

@JarrodDrover123 Not word for word, but for the most part.

[1Enkyo]

Okay that was an awesome speech.

[UCFGavin]

terrible speech. hopefully chipotle burns down while hes trapped inside it.

[SexyProfess]

@ "UCFGavin" -- I agree. Corny ass speech. Thank God I teach college. ---->>>>

[nnnnnn7678]

Where in the USA, the graduation took place.?

[paulisawesome3]

Maryland. I'm goin to that high school next year.

[simmy991]

that will be me in 1 more year

[TheUberMuffin]

guacamole is $1.85 now

[moysesnyc]

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives..." HAHAHA!!! Like that's never been said before!

[whelenvortexr4]

That will be me in 4 years

[03141993idil]

haha i can tell this guy is the class clown!

[mmmcla01]

haha thats awesome. i want to do something like that...if i make it, lol

[achalneupane]

what a chipotle guy!

[iamme1600]

I must be an idiot... but what the hell is chipotle?

[jdubwa]

UR A FAGGOT

[iamme1600]

really dude... you cant even spell your...

[IndieComedyFilms]

rite on. brutha

[Djmoyd1055]

Low self esteem, my god don't talk about yourself like that

[Loraqn]

are you kidding?!

[greengal2238]

a restraunt

[indicolts18pm]

WHAT A GREAT MAN!!!!!! MEGASEXCELENT

[03141993idil]

y cuz he had a better speech than you

[vampiredevils13]

I was the only one who threw my grad hat. it was long and boring.

[mikefigomike]

i really wish i was u, i would be proudly overwhelmed giving a speech. i have lots of different things to say. i REALLY hope i make it

[dudman2222]

awesome

[sinister789456]

class of 09!!!!

t minus 68 hours for my diploma

[tooo01]

When I graduated I lost my virginity........ It was awesome

[BlaccChief]

Great Speech. I would definitely have enjoyed that as a student.

[WLuico]

FAAACk!!!! MY SCHOOL'S GRAD SPEECH WAS UP FOR GRABS!!! U WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT IF I TELL THAT IT WAS PICKED AS A TRY OUTS!!!! I SHOULD HAV TRIED OUT BUT I CRAMPED AND DIDN'T MANAGE MY TIME!!!!!!!! ='( MAAAN!! PLEASE I NEED TO REWIND BACK MY TIME OR JUST SWITCH TO A NEXT HIGHSCHOOL!!

[Fusion516]

6/3/09

[idoforensics]

Unpredictable speeches are the best route. My favorite speech was from someone at our school a few years back who started his speech with a big introduction like this and then the words: "Yo momma is so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller." It was hilarious and it was all about being prepared for the unexpected.

[thatabbbygirl]

ohmygod i love this kid ! haha that really was a great speech and very unique (:

[axus111]

I may be the one giving the speech at my school. Even though it's 8th grade, it's still pretty hard to do :/. I'm using this as an aide. Thanks, bro.

[llanzarotta]

i'm using this as inspiration for my graduation speech, very powerful! :)

[lilytoast]

WIN

[bitchphuckit]

mmm chipotle

[sazgill]

i am doin the speech for graduation eek!

[eslinn]

Same here and I have no idea what to do! Well i't actually a pinning ceremony but still!

[XxsugarinjectionsxX]

this is soo funny

[lapennanick0874]

oh richard

you always were a funny one

[redaznpwnage]

THOMAS WOOTON HIGH SCHOOL.

RAWR

[BabyGirlGoddess]

great speech XD

I can't freakin wait until i graduate..2 more years

[iHeartManila0809]

promise... when fraduation time is getting close.. you would start wishing that time will go back 2 years..

[fireblast590]

I'm about to grad... it feels that i missed so much in life.. like i missed my Homecoming dance..

Just feels like i miss alot in my senior year :(, Oh well.. all way need to look forward!

[Fusion516]

dont dwell on the past my friend..look at the future. I graduate tommorow 6/2/09

[fireblast590]

Grats man! I Graduate last night.. it's great :P

[Fusion516]

wow congrats to you too...None of my siblings graduated from high school, they dropped out..so i will be the first.

[fireblast590]

Now that's big.

Good job.

[Fusion516]

yeah. T- minus 4 hours until that diploma is in my hand

[quillianmurphy]

Me too.. 2010

[Fusion516]

congrats!!!

[BlaccChief]

Congratulations.

[quillianmurphy]

Congrads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naynay649]

halerious!

=]

iloved it

[bobomatic200]

learn how to spell: hilarious

[anujkvohra]

Woot woot!!

Go WMHS!!

[israelidimpleqte]

lol i dont even know the school and how it is and im still laughin from it. it was touching tho lol

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

ah fuck wootton, so glad im gone but i did a quick check on the web site and the school isnt 100% asian anymore its like 60 something and 22%black

was this 2005 graduation

[cofc1118]

this was my high school graduation; our 4 class officers make speeches at the commencement ceremony (Pres, VP, Secretary, and Treasurer)

For anyone who knows Sam, this is completely in character for him-it was the highlight of the day's events and our friends are all still talking about it

*for the record, we DO still meet up at chipotle on school breaks for reunions ;-) *

[grassroots15]

robinson's 2008 speaker stole this from you...Great speech, but i really wish he didn't do that.

[leoris87]

i was there at the graduation of Robinson. i was so upset the moment i heard the word chipotle cuz i had seen this thing before the graduation.

[SilentPunk101]

what school is this?

[AznTsubasaFreak]

Thomas S Wootton HS!!!

i'll be going there as a freshman next yearrr =]

im still working on my rfms reflection right now haha

[tropicalcolada00]

haha. hillarious

who is this guy?

[XxplayboykerryXx]

what age do yoo finish school over the us cuz over the uk we finsh school for good at 16 :D

please answer thank yoo

[Bleachfanalt]

18 your lucky rofl.

[HyperSonic9000]

Lol, we finish High school at 18 XD Yet one more reason why we phail.

[kylejones7]

quebec finishes at 17, and they are more educated than the rest of canada.

[boratrocks123]

We need change!

[darkmatt1578]

no ms herman is also laughing, it was annoying as hell to play at graduation but the speech was good

[fireice8000]

haha the teacher behind him looks sooo pissed when he says chipotle

[bulldog4343454546]

when people graduate from highschool does everyone have to do graduation speech?

[UphillBattle17]

just the valedictorian

[actressgrl]

haha i like how everyone here knows Danny O'Donnell.

hey Chris!

[VAskater3]

this is funny. haha our school copied it though... :(

[maliniiisaplagiarist]

a girl at my school had the audacity to copy this speech VERBATIM and present it to us at our high school 2008 graduation. instead of saying "chipotle" she said "cheese house" which is a sandwich place across from our school. am sickened by her level of unethical judgment. i hope she learns a lesson from all of this.

[dannyOsucks]

Danny ODonnell is the biggest douschfag alive. but then again we should have known, you way to dumb and retarded to know what corrugated means.

thanks for ruining the year assface

[deathofpopculture]

I'd mention Taco Bell in my graduation speech, but oh well.

[kazedmonks]

cant wait the 27th is my grad yea 08 dont hate!

[D489]

Mine is the 25th, WOOO! CLass of 08, i dont hate..lol

[manaiish]

wow

[EscapeDummy]

this was copied at my school too, except the restaurant was changed :(

[slinkeyts]

danny is a fag.

[RobinsonBluesMan]

Fuck Danny O'Donnell!!!

Ruined our grad08ion....

and came up with that fuckin moto...

[x1134xflipx]

WOW.

danny o'donnell, from robinson secondary, stole this speech for our '08 graduation.

wtshit.

[Desidesijattt]

Im graduating too, man i don want 2 so sad right now! :'(

[jdubwa]

dude you are a joke

[flyxflipxguy]

i graduate in 18 hours woot

[callaxdude]

wow a kid at our baccelearette thing totally stole this speech... so disappointed

[RaulGodOfTheRaulists]

Kabir Singh at Cal?

[leoris87]

wow same here man. i was at my school at the '08 president did such a similar speech. it's Robinson Secondary School in Fairfax VA

[econe08]

i graduate tonight too~ XD

[twlightruler]

i graduated to night