TICKLE EM TO DEATH!

[Blueninja5678]

But if u don't hav kids u won't be able to keep going on the kids of TARDS!!!

[Jenchixo]

Why ya don't buy the kids supplies in July? So everything is ready and their clothing in August? Thats why my mommy do ;O

[Jenchixo]

I think we ( people without a Dad in our life ) can actually say that Shay is like a Dad to them ♥ ( : I love you Daddytard xD

[6420lilly]

Love you shaytards! That's all I can say right now because you're so cool!

[haileysmomma12]

I always wondered what all their reall names were

[RBTamVu]

It's been a long time Shay..its been a long time.. Almost 1 year now since i last watch a video from you. Man, everyone looks kinda different. But hey when i see this, all the troubles go away. Such a great example of a happiness family. Keep it up Shay!

[edijgirtjih]

shay can you send me a calender

[BieberFan698]

No not the soup!!!!

[svdinka225664]

At 3:17 , i thought of "sexy and i know it" lol

[selenaamyrules]

AWWWWWW rocktard is soooo cute

[leodicapriofan1901]

they are the cutest little family ever! I <3 the shaytards!!! :D

[joebulls1]

dam they are corny

[BeastlyBates]

AHHH OMMG SHAY CONGRADULATIONS ON THE 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! THATS A BIG MILESTONE IN OYUR LIFE TO HAVE A MILLOIN SUBSCRIBERS ON 2 CHANNELS! LETS GHOPE FOR 3 CONGRATS!

[SamificationxD]

LOL'D at Logan at the beginning styop itt XD

[Tention12]

Why does Mommytard use up Shay's hard earned money whenever she wants and Shay has to ask permission to use his own money?

[zynation]

You're kidding me! I already went through 13 years of school.. and I'm not even at the age where I can get a job yet! Not that I hate school or anything..

[nico5589bop178]

love you guys!

[cubbiely]

princesstard and babytard are just like my sister and me ten years ago. we are 2 years apart, have a totally different hair color and always had the same food in the restaurant. :D

[telephone7300]

im a girl and i think ur wife is very pretty!!

[MaggieMay543]

this is my birthday a year ago!!

[lovlisparrow]

The ending was so cute!!

[Msj5423]

thumbs up if youre watching tthis in 2011

[theDOMlNICshow]

Shays still fat tho...

[MISSALEX241]

@theDOMlNICshow dude look at his first video he was quite big there (no offence) but if u look at him now he is so skinny well done shay u look awesome

[072919293]

@theDOMlNICshow no he isnt your reatrted dumbass your dad is still a fat hippo bitch

[Slushiieeful]

9:12 : Not going to lie, that's pretty smart.

[peteyluv1]

im eating...it's wasn't a good idea when 'box man' came

[DetinatorMonkey]

Rocktard is the new DASH BABY!

[imnotkoolss]

We haven't heard this intro song in a while in the recent vids :(

[NatnTalify]

does no one see that that logan kid is HOTTTTTTTT?

[CanObeyComedy]

high school lunch break... come home and watch the shaytards lol

[umamaniqua]

A whole year later!

[alexgaga15]

was princesstard eating a sock when they were in the car?

[miloharley1]

@alexgaga15 i think that was her belt thing

[kya5260]

omg Jesse McCartney was on the radio at 9:57!!!!!!

[kya5260]

I LOVE YOU SHAYTARDS!!

[Postalbrush1]

Shay: IM NOT FAT, IM JUST FUZZY

[FrannRants64539]

AWWWW ROCKTARD!!!!!<3

[Blazinskyhi6]

This sucks....the babys cute though

[ZippoDuckzzz]

@Blazinskyhi6 you are just jealous that you dont have 4, sweet, awesome kids!!!

[jordanbrooke94]

i wish i could meet all the shaytards

[randomkatie23]

@jordanbrooke94 join the club, the club of like a thousand or more people x)

[ThePurplepopPrincess]

awwww rocktard's so little.... <33

[MrCasperGhys]

Babytard is cute

[olabisi71]

Tickle em to death?

[hellsgate700]

shaytards have been watching too mch smosh

[littlelizzard2]

its funny at 2:39 to 2:45 when he says chubby people dont get fat

[MsSecretme101]

that's the only reason i would not love to have you as my parents.... TICKLING i'm so ticklish and i hate it!!!!

[MeTaLMuLiShAx666x]

htt p:/ /ww w.m ulti upl oad.com /H5C FZWU ALY

[C00k13g1rl]

i was drinking lemonade at 10:27. Then I ended up with a sticky laptop

[C00k13g1rl]

y do u say racist in just about EVERY vlog? lol

[justSHAIWIN]

Oh you people make my day

[KatieBRaps4Mattysing]

I love that song!

[MiaReynoso]

Omg if my dad asked me what I wanted to next I'd probably pass out!

[twizzieboo123456]

DASH BABY!

[KelseyJayMusic]

Shay, now that I have been watching your vlogs for over 3 years now, you have become the "dad" figure in my life. Someone to teach me lessons and tell me right from wrong. My dad hasn't been in my like for 10 years now. I'm fourteen. He lives with us but I don talk to him for the way he treats me and my family. Thank you for being there for me.

[toboface]

@KelseyJayMusic that was nice

[sydnurbin]

@MeTaLMuLiShAx666x Your a jerk.

[TopSingersrule]

pause at 05:55 princesstards's face is soo funny

[lolwutbleh]

Tackle that boxman!!!!

[mungil712]

lmfao Box Man xD

that was epic slap stick

[towerlovesmiley]

@girlpartz no.

[awesomelyawesome1229]

hahahaha "chubby ppl don't get fat! we only get chubbier!"

.... "stop picking your nose"

..... "that's sabastion from little mermaid!"

[superninjagoo5]

i wish you were my dad

[mexifrida]

this cheered me up after a bad feeling. thanks shaytards. :)

[PeacockFethaMasta]

Whenever I am upset I go straight to the ShayTards to cheer me up. And it happens instantly as soon as I hear the intro! <3

[abercrombielove1001]

What was the song they were listening to in the car

[CELC1989]

Shay, I must point out that ur eyes look stunning when ur in the car at 6:37! (No disrespect to Mommytard) lol :)

[rcangel98]

Shay: Logan! Tell Babytard to stop picking her nose!

Logan: Stwowp It!

Funniest "Stop" I've ever heard!! xD

[FluffyCloudsForMe]

Pause at 11:08 Chinese Cartoon!

[goku4113]

You sound like a gay Clark Griswold... Why would you subject your family to this?

[HuggieHollic]

How is logan related to you guys?

[MMpurplez]

U should do a video when u pretend like u r being serious but at the end u should say jk!!!!!!!!

[MMpurplez]

Hey I would like to see a video when u r serious. Lol

[sky6827]

Omg I have the same desk princesstard was sitting at.

[leesha666]

was this the start of them packing up the house to move? hence the boxes?

[Birdboy272]

Shay Is Jack Black... Think about that one :)

[Darthscaper21]

doesnt tard mean retarded or something? im not called them retards..just wondering O.o

[babytooshort]

@Darthscaper21

actually, tard has to specific meaning or definition to it - it's just become a slang of the retard, which actually means to make slow or delay.

[rebz2k6]

@Darthscaper21 no, they wear unitards!

[Erilis666]

OMG, lol, the glue stick part was sooo awsome!

[Thy1s0wn3d]

The ShayTards a.k.a The Perfect Family!

[TaylorSummers444]

Can I just say, You have really nice eyes. :D

[ZEEK38JACK]

Dude you should be an actor!!!!!!!!!!! realy like jonan hill! lmfao! you look like you could be his brother

[Superfalconman2]

chubby people don't get fat!

[CampOninja11]

i think this is one of my favorite shaytard vlogs

[OliviaAgneBFF]

haha lol rocktart is flying the ship baby!

[mooonwalkerx3]

wheres princesstard in the beginning?

[thecoolkid425]

LMAO DID U HEAR LOGAN SAY STOP IT IN THE BEGINNING? THAT WA HILARIOUS! OMG! I love this intro.

[DaLeadBull]

What's going on at the beginning there? babytard is hyper in this one and princesstard is not? Have they switched bodies? lol

[xoxobieberluvrxoxo]

ROCKTARD IS SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST BABY IN THE WORLD!!!

[Bmwisawesome1]

how would princesstard know it would hurt when she has a baby?

[tommy2122108]

I love how Babytard picks her nose in like every video! lol

[TheMolesterTV]

nice beard

[dinudinu400]

PLEASE STOP USING OVER ABUSED MISSLEADING THUMB NAIL... Is it only me who hate this guy for that?!?!?!??!?!

[animalwizard1]

@dinudinu400 Yeah it's only you.

[dinudinu400]

@animalwizard1 i meen seriously.... Don't you think this guy just make the title of the video to something that the video doesn't contain is kinda a bad this?

[animalwizard1]

@dinudinu400 No. Shay does it to get viewers and subscribers. And also I'm a true shaytard fan. And a true shaytard fan knows that the title of a video doesn't always relate to the video. It's not the title that matters. It's the family being together that matters.

[dinudinu400]

@animalwizard1 And that's exactly what destroys youtube searches (no offense TO anybody and i like shay videos) but I have noticed that more and more video titles, tags and thumbnails are getting more and more misleading. And shay is a big thing on the youtube and it only takes one popular yt channel to get everything misleading for views and subs. Remember that you must be able to search for what you want. if there are misleading titles, tags thumbnail you won't be able to do that!

[animalwizard1]

@dinudinu400 I don't have to search for shaytard videos. If I like one of his videos I favorite it.

[dinudinu400]

@animalwizard1 no no, that's not the case.... but IF you search FOR EXAMPLE "Tickle em to death" This video will probably come up on the first list because it got so many views and favorites/Most discussed medal so if i wanted to REALLY have a video that someone "tickle em to death"... This shit will come up and not what you really wanted! (no offense when i say "shit") and btw, how the hell can you "FIND" this video by favoriting it lol.

[ballstoyoujezuz]

boxman 3.0

[tht1awesomechick]

hahahahaha pause at 1:32 i paused there on accident and i looked down and saw what it was

[AssaultFilms]

shay told me to comment, so heres my comment.

[silentglow16]

@njanek123 Haha yes I agree. If I were her age and I acted like her, I would definitely get more than a spanking. But her parents seemed to have gotten the issue under control like, immediately becuase from what I can see in the videos after, Babytard doesn't act like it anymore. The Shaytards sure know what they are doing when it comes to parenting :)

[3043poppop]

Omg I have da same phone as logan

[TheGhabyy]

Shay, looks like brody jener sometimes LOL!

[123t954]

OBAMA TICKLE NOW ON ITUNES!!

[MsFrizzyCat]

first shaytards I ever saw and i am obsessed with them now!

[CutieTheGP]

10:25 rofl best shaycarl expression ever!!! lmao

[mesuhlikemusic]

Katilette > Chuck Norris.

<3!!!

[FordMustang2012Boss]

ARE YOU CRAZY DON'T LET YOUR KIDS SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT IF YOU GET IN A CRASH THE AIRBAG WILL CRUSH THEIR BONES!!!!!! there is a weight or height where it's safe

[cecesugar]

@FordMustang2012Boss they were just sitting there..he wasn't driving...

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

LMAO-moments: 3:30 , 5:36 XD

[KadehLadehxoxo]

haha of course. the second he says im not a racist i drink hot chocolate and spit it out all over my cat. poor fluffy...

[randomhero808]

hey buddy ive been watching your vlogs for a long time now, and i think your great and a cool dad. keep it up bro! and tell denisevlogs i said hi :)

[BoMy01]

What are the real names of the kids ?

[Blueilizzy]

cute! babytard looks so cute in the begining

[Blueilizzy]

cute!

[vanessaissocoollike]

05:22 cuteness =D

[xOxSmIlEy4EvAxOx]

@ 9.01 Rocktards is a ..... DASH BABBYYYY <333

[coolbeanspotter]

mr shaytard is like a cross between jack black and zack galifinakis :D

[patpat741]

OMG i love logans shirt!!!!!

[SheepOvatsug]

DOES ANY1 KNOW WHO PERFORMS THIS INTRO???

[AlmostFamous1997]

at like 6:31 shouldnt he be driving instead of looking at a magazine. never mind they are still parked! blond moment

[AlmostFamous1997]

at like 6:31 shouldnt he be driving instead of looking at a magazine.

[beautybran]

haha...i just realized this video was posted on my birthday and it was the first one i watched

[crazygirl4h]

MommyTard, you are my role model :) i hope that one day i can have a great family and be a wonderful mom just like you <3

[crazygirl4h]

you guys make me smile, no matter what, all the time i watch a video, i thumbed faved im now commenting and i posted it to facebook :) dont stop vlogging

[tessadepretis]

"Thats Sebastian from The Little Mermaid" AHAHAH

"TICKLE EM TILL THEY DIEEEEE!!"

Love this family.

[toughangel17]

a little baby already saying "shut up"...

[DeathThenZombie]

mommy tard is a greaT MUM

[dominic123511]

funny as hell

[ryanplaysbass182]

sontard never gonna get a girl

[TheTigerclaw1]

@ryanplaysbass182 go fuck yourself dude

[undonekylerodC45]

@ryanplaysbass182 dude hes just a kid what do you expect you  retard

[jmd925]

9:04 DASH BABY! DASH BABY! YEAAAAHHH!

[dontbeawierdo]

you should put this intro on your vlog

A new shaytards intro by stigBenson.

[wcMAGERpk]

mom its not called a picture its called a video where not in the 50's lol 

[MXxXRAINBOWXxXM]

i want to be a SHAYBOW

[BloXcola2]

when will Sontard start his youtube channel?????

[JVarsityBabe]

Is carly mommytards or shays sister.... ?

[krazy4kris]

@JVarsityBabe she's shays sister, and so is logan

[sugarandpeaches]

@JVarsityBabe Shay's Sister

[maddyisabeast]

thumba up for logan being hot

[PumpkinfaceMEDIA]

Mr ShayTard is funnier than Jack Black !! 

[canucks117]

dude, you're saggin!

[SmileForTheLemons]

omg rocktard is cute

[asdf1020304]

283 people were told by Babytard to shut up, then got their tongues cut off by Sontard. I'm sorry, I had to make the terrible dislike joke lol

[BabyChaos1000]

@Jellpop1 erm. How's that "bad"?._.

[Thecamar01]

•_•

[happyfacerainbows]

lol shay is like princesstard get ur seatbelt on! and shes like hahaha..no.

[getinmybelly12]

loved this video! it made me want seasfood haha! :)

[chazzman1547]

I love this vids, but when I what to watch something else.. I watch Jackie Evancho of AGT, and that just bring a tear to me many times over...She is so amasizing, I cry every time...

[YelIowMamba]

5:31

[hippieof91]

sabastian is a crab, not a lobster.

[SuperSnook88]

rocktard became a new dashbaby for a little while

[xXcupckakesXx]

oh noooooooooooo they ate sabastian

[444CURTIS]

i love you guys your kids are so lucky to have such loving and awesome parents :)

[greekus904]

this is awesome, 10 times better than any of those crap reality shows on tv.

[LiquidSpiral]

@greekus904 at least 100 times better :)

[Sdowe7]

Wow i am behind

[lilgantz251]

i'm going to watch the first shaytard to the newest one nonstop until i watched them all

[buckemfucky]

Isn't making your daughter touch your lobster illegal in Idaho?

[kathleentu26]

i like that vioce for rocktard it makes him sound like a angry farmers men

[kaas323]

10:20 AHHHAHAHAHA!

[mclovenU13]

@xmallninjax ay man fuck you Shays a beast so take the cock out ya eyes and see that ur the one eating tha dick

[kelly101433]

omgosh i love carlietard nails omg ....wish i was part of this family i'm so jealous :(