Ritardo

[snoobeagle]

I still have to wash my hands .. because of the.. jism..

[hardrocker04]

farts* i spift in my pants

[cml898]

I saw this a couple years ago but couldn't remember the name and I just found it again. Funny stuff.

[clintonlies]

this seems Japaneses to me Like Godzilla

[aeopmusic]

What up buddyyyyy-

Actual dialogue: "Where am I-?"

[AjarnDeeTeesut]

wap wap

[GreenAmigos]

Oh dear GOD this is funny

[jeniferirwin]

The 'you old fascist' line is hilarious to me because of how pleasant Spock's expression is while saying it.

[JatinderGill9]

Hmhmhm, nice tits. Nice tits. Nice tits. Niiice tits. Hmhmhmhmhm.

[bregolingo]

Fuck me 4-5-6 times with those wiperblades

[rnrdemon]

"You can have some rootbeer if you wanna." - "You can make iced tea, dankeschön! It helps relaxing when you have a bent dick."

[Glcondray]

"nice tits, nice tits"

[bregolingo]

'Really? I feel so horny - HOOORNY!'

[Freeflyer91]

@bregolingo Boing?

[aricars6263]

BEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!

[Timbulathespidermonk]

I spent time in jail for apple pie thievery and buggary. This is the funniest thing ever.

[godthegourd]

Boing.

[TheRealTerranMarine]

@godthegourd rotates head

[livewire242]

I had this dream last thursday. What up BUDDEEEEE.

[heshbear]

I feel so horny HORNY, I have a horse named Lucy, she goes baga baga gabba bagga

[WolfofDreams]

Your rotten in the mouth. Say it.

[annathefootdoc]

Nice tits. Nice tits. Nice tits. lol.

[docsis3]

i feel like doing some apple pie thievery today , maybe a little buggary afterwards and if i get really drunk maybe the third thing

[Zontertes]

coming home drunk at 2:00 AM, one really appreciates DJO.

[shawny2scrawny]

@Zontertes

Amen. @ 2:30

[JONNYACTIONOVERLORD]

1:08 hmmm?...... burgy boghool gaba bull wagul...mnowe....bgooll

[blackrot1349]

Ha Ha Ha HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!my stomach hurts, you guys are brilliant.

[1nterwebs]

i'd wish someone would make a soundboard with all the classic soundbites "I bone thee" just think of the prank calls

[SpartanStig117]

hmmmmm HMmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMM

[harceps]

54 people dont have nice tits

[DanteCubit3000]

WHADUPADEEEEE!

[eyeinidas]

It's so odd.

[silaku]

i had this dream last thursdee

"whatup buddy!!"

[CatNipSmoker]

Fuck me, four five sssiix times.... with those.... uouh ... wiper blades.

[ZombieInLaw]

NIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIIIC­E TIITS!

[RayfieldA]

What does his horse Lucy sound like? LOL!!! Too funny!

[dantheman931]

WwwwwonetwothreefourfiveHAAAAA­ppeningAAAAAAAAbdomenshooooooo­oooes.

[Slimdusty100]

Fuck a hologram!!!!(happy in Paraguay)

[SEMAT56]

this was the 1st DJO video i came across, been hooked ever since! Nice tits!

[drizztdothreepwood]

-Hey man im Jesus Christ!

-Awesome.

R.O.F.L.



[EpicFailSoundsGay]

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[icingdeath1]

Whattup Buddyyyyy!!

[unnaturaltragedy]

"1,2,3,4,5,6 Happening abdomen shoes" is the phrase o' the day.

[CheesyRhino]

If you should see a little dwarf, his name in Tuktule and we like to play horsey

[GunsNSnakepits]

@CheesyRhino Watermelon!

[elliphor]

hmm... salad with a fries and a coke with a pineapple and extra octopus.

[scra999]

This video had me at "Ask Jim if we can have some more of that whoop whoop."

[dalekprawn]

Once I watched to much DJO and almost unlearned english, lol

[Moreasy]

Fuck me 4, 5, 6 times...with those....wiper blades.

[chocoboasylum]

I watch this video way too often ^_^

[Boomer2Galactica]

.38 Dunkashin helps you when you have a bad dick!. Why do I need a washroom for my niece

[Boomer2Galactica]

I had a dream last Thursday. What Up Buddy. OMG I almost pissed my pants

[patronsaintofpoison]

2:01 Wahdapah dee ee

[patronsaintofpoison]

2:01 Wahdapah dee ee

[theph33r]

Had a bad dick today. Drank some iced tea and a bit of apple juice and it seemed to relax me and clear it up, which is good because I have to go fuck a fruit basket later. Thanks Ritardo Mentalblock! (and DJO :P)

[FoxyS531]

I love this. So, so much.

[rayek4eq]

Best one. 1-2-3-4-5-6 Happening Abdomen Shooooes.

[manaz22]

Holy shit! That was hilarious!

[tacomonster98]

boinngg!?

[jonesy97]

Funny as hell, but you have waaaay too much time on your hands!

[dindinz666]

oh fuck i just spat my lunch all over my wifes laptop laughing.

[Gaazmazk]

Rape me orrr... we'll have two kinds of... fruit!

...I don't care!

[HothHan]

I had this dream last Thursday... What up Buddyyyy??

[sloiselle1]

I love the harmonies for the other people at the table - awesome!

[Doddsy]

hhaha i see a KUNG POW shining through. love it !!!!

[MelissaTicky]

hmm Hmm HMM... hmm Hmm HMMMMMM.

i love this entire video...

nice tits nice tits ... nice tits

[TheErmok]

1 2 3 4 5 6 happening abdomen shoes

[hoodmanblind]

WOW.

[ricogoldstar]

LMMFAO at 2:30 "Hey Man! I'm Jesus Christ. Blowjob?"

[thepts]

These guys should make Kung Pow 2

[Melleina]

LMAO kirk: i wanna see yall naked... >:]

sounds just like him

[RayfieldA]

At 1:29, Spock really needs to get his neck Lubed!

[LarryTheTubaBoy]

Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm... Nice Tits. Nice tits.

[bbow73]

this is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[catmaninatree]

A onetwothreefourfivesix happening abdomen shoes! HahahahahaahHhah

[Cvan242]

i had this dream last thursday... WHADAPADEEHEE

[illfedskitofit]

if you should see a little dwarf... his name is tuttoole and we like to play hooorsey.

you old fascist, ask jim if we can have some more of that "whoop whoop."

[Juandpea]

HEY MAN, I'M JESUS CHRIST. - AWESOME!

[Syn94]

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[meemoxz]

123456 Happening abdomen shoes.

[pythor2]

Oops I still have to wash my hands..cuz of the jizzm...mmm...yeap

[Oiyuki]

Hmmmm!

[stavenborn]

"boing?" HAHAHA!!!

[Cirkusphreak]

Whaddup buddy??...lol

[Benglewhenge]

Ice T. Helps relax me when I have... a.. BAD DICK!

[HeelofTim]

WATERMELON!

[elliphor]

i spent time in jail for apple pie thievery

[BasherCoon]

Left right left right left riiih...... Hey man...I'm Jesus Christ.

[foot1647]

LOL... Everytime he farts, the Closed Captioning say "hi".

[desynched]

@foot1647 00:27 (remember caption)

[MooseyFate100]

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[dcd2710]

hahahahaha leeeft right leeft riight leeft riiight mmm hehe... hey man, I'm jesus christ.

[pythor2]

Why do I need a washroom for my neice?

I lost it.

[johnpa2006]

AWESOME

[dhanwantri]

"I had this dream last Thursday...Whad up budieeee?!?"

[artvandelay13]

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[JDD1992]

@artvandelay13 really? i feel so horny HORNY!!

[NATAS0m3n]

"this afternoon? ahoohooha-" "ah shut up!"

[smurdleman]

it helps relax you when you have a bad dick... HEEHEE, why do I need a washroom for my niece?

[wacobites]

If you make ice tea...danke shoen. It helps relax you when you have a....bad dick.

[TheSeanoman]

Nice tits, nice tits

[pandarsson]

Well, I'm sure DJO will appreciate the following captions...

Kirk: Boeing

Chorus: two

Ritardo: mm. many states. united states. many students. they're about. well I'm off to the Washington

[pandarsson]

The best thing about turning the captions on is that it translates Kirk's fart to "hi".

[oohaflyingwatermelon]

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i feel so horny HORNY!

[bryanttillman]

retard

[JhonenSantos]

1:13-1:31, my favorite part of the whole thing. Gotta love the humming running gag.

[bcouce]

whadup bud ee~

[pandarsson]

@bcouce I *think* it's "what a body".

I can't believe how that matters to me.

[mavisbeaconspancreas]

@pandarsson Agreed, it makes more sense in context.

[jerlani]

pimple

[shityname5]

This is the funniest best video on the web, really i feel so horney HORNEY.

[ViremasterOfUSA]

Oops, I still have to wash my hands because of the jism m yeah.

[hfadae]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA, you guys HILARIOUS!

[cisco9x]

This is way toooooooooooo funny, DayjobOrchestra can bone my wife anyday

[somarriba333]

Oh my god! This one hurt to watch!!!!!

[barscotch]

OMFG The transcribe audio Closed Captions are fuckin' HILARIOUS!!!

[FetidToecheese]

@barscotch yep gonna have to watch these all over again with CC on teehee

[AphexRosin]

Mmmm... blowjob?

[diablos666uk]

Hey I'm Jesus Christ. Awesome.

[csadens777]

123456happeningabdomen shoes... XD

[Tonyokay87]

pimple!

[Lywnis]

lol i talked like this when i was stoned silly... i once conected the concept of how the bus works with the helmet ...since i figured helmets are made to prevent people from nodding their heads <-- pretty fucked up huh ? :) Grass is bad for you kids ;D

[imamurderer187]

@Lywnis Grass isnt that bad for u if you're already retarded. So u should be fine.

[Lywnis]

@imamurderer187 you assume too much from your own experience.taking that from a guy who has in his nickname "im a murderer" ,is quite a statement,lol... btw,what the hell is your problem?

[goof47]

if you should see a little dwarf..SNIFF.. his name is Tuktool and we like to play horsey

[AWOwns]

@goof47 Tattoo.

[papercutpictures]

i just pissed my pants.

[cpkidz911]

fruitcake wut wut

[KvaughnMCloud]

fuck me! 4, 5 ,6 times with those....ughhh wiper blades

[xanos4225]

apple pie thievery! LOL

[xxrandomxxx]

i feel so horny HOORNY!

[computernerdman100]

HAHAHA! tears were streaming down my face at 1:12 I was laughing so hard :)

[djgizmoe]

Yep. That and "nice tits". This one goes on a bit too long after the dinner party, but wow, the middle section makes my guts bleed. :)

[pgeater]

boing? this is my fave out of all on em keep, it up chaps

[jennyebrooke]

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[p00dr00]

BUH BAH

[Elektriber]

omg i cant stop laughing xD

[danwat1234]

I think Spock is pissed.

[chillyche]

The sync job is hilarious and some of the choices are really funny, but I think it relies a little too much on childish humor. It would be just as funny without as much butt humor, basically. I'm not saying lose it entirely, I'm just saying it gets old.

[Omgcih]

Soo...only watch one.

[cyberebel]

This was so freakin' hysterical!! gawd

[NeglectedField]

you're rotten in the mouth, see?

[ambino176]

watermelon!

[AustinFryeFilms]

nice tits

[londeran]

Is that Khan before he was haggered? :O

[DJHollowLife69]

hey man im JESUS CHRIST LOL AWESOME!

[spacecowboy5000]

"But there's blood everywhere! People dying! Things in my bum!" I'll never see Star Trek the same way.

[ty1on77]

I feel so horny. HORNY !!!

[MissZalternative]

@ty1on77 Boing...

[chapaev36]

Why does Ritardo's voice change later in the clip? :)

[ButtaScotchBoy]

I have a horse named Lucy. And he sounds like this:

BABAGOOAPANGLEBOOWANGLE BIGOOWP

[AlexaCastrato]

@ButtaScotchBoy that part makes me weep everytime

[desynched]

@ButtaScotchBoy 1:05

[theph33r]

Really, I feel so horny. HORNY!!

...boing?

[Pelagia911]

"What up buddyyyy?"  LOL

[lovetronic]

LMAO!! this is fucking legendary. im in tears from laughter man, awesome awesome job. my fucking stomach hurts too lol.

[SunofVich]

I wanna see you all naked.

Thats what my dad used to say.

Fricken Hilarious.

[chocosushi3]

rape me or we'll have two kinds of fruit, i dont care

[beefMERCIFUL]

FUCK man teach me your ways sifu this is genius

[sondano]

OMFG this was really produced by humans??? I start to believe in this species again! best fucking video evah

[Eggmanspoon]

Ill see you all naked

[thetrueOG]

wow i cannot get over !.16

[simsband]

nice tits...niiice tits....nice tits

[matteuklol]

Its a kind of fish. Dried fish

[grazzer88]

1:32 fucking classic

[MournEternally]

...Boing?

[NIGHTMARERAY]

How did this one edge out "Happy in Paraguay" as my favorite?

Oh, right, I know how.

"I had a dream last Thursday.

WHATUP BUDDIEEEEE?"

[chimeroe]

Jim.. can we have some more of that... what...? Something about fruitcake? Genius. Pure Genius.

[FutzAndTinker]

I think I pissed my pants...toooooo funny! Thanks for the laughs!

[goneshocking]

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[jmm1233]

Khaaann

[Commack08]

Could be in my room, beatin my meat. LOL !!!!!

Frickin Genius !

[mysticdragon75]

Kirk mumbling right, left, right, left under his breath. Sounds like something he'd actually say!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[joejoejoe0121]

Rape me or we'll have two kinds of FRUIT.. I don't care

[spydergarbler]

Well I'm off to the wash room, Jimmy...BUHBAHHH