No Booty Calls Lyrics.

[HomestarRunner20X6]

AND it's "Skeet, skeet on with my creamy Italian" and "skeet so much I need a dick sneeze guard". Seriously, how old are you, 12?

[HomestarRunner20X6]

Did you even fucking proofread? This video sucks. Get an education. Learn to spell. Learn grammar. Learn typing. Learn proper presentation. And you clearly just copied certain inacurate lyrics from some shitty website. "That majority's so rude" doesn't even make sense. What majority? She says "That pejorative's so rude"

[punkyt0ast3r]

These lyrics...are wrong....

[YourFace676]

Goodness....what did I just listen to?

[BowieLovinJew]

My ex used to pull this crap on me ><

[dixoncarolyn9319]

Go back to first grade and get yourself a blues clue. That's my favorite part

[courtyardcourt]

@missNephilimAngel no nd so do I! Lmao

[MissNephilimAngel]

Is it sad that I like this better than most of the pop songs out right now?

[Candydandy4464]

No more jr.mints for me :(

[oreoprah]

"getting peed on by creamy italian"

no no.

[lordzeuse1]

thats not how that phrase gows

[alberto14able]

omg i was eating junior mints just now xD

[Iamavampirechick]

WHITE CHEDDER <3

[misslpslover1233]

If that confused you, I'm gonna have to lose you. Go back to first grade and get ur self a blues clue

[3m0andproud]

lol!

[FrenchFreak0]

These lyrics are rather wrong..

[skatergurlXD123]

I know every word of this song

Its so funny and really brightens my day

[macie20236]

lol love Kelly

[sinbd]

Dude, this guy is such a loser. Because of guys like him, guys like me don't get a chance with any girl because they always think that if one guy does it then ALL guys are like that. Nice guys will nver win because of them.

Forever alone the nice guys. T.T

[AlaynaRose94]

this is EXACTLY what my xbf does. We haven't been together since the end of '09.

[dorkfishepiccy]

This is brilliant

[punkprincess123451]

WHO THE FUCK IS DECK?!?!?!?!?!

[monkeysrockubitch]

@punkprincess123451 Your mom is deck ;)

[xTelic]

@punkprincess123451 Deck = Dick. Lol

[macie20236]

@punkprincess123451 it means dick not deck dick DICK

[macie20236]

@macie20236 it means that. i am not calling u one



[punkprincess123451]

@macie20236 Ok. Ok. O_O

[pokedragon7788]

omg



[notamused89]

haha, this is great, I should play that song when Mr. X calls again xD

[AmberReneeBieberr]

Hahahaahhaahhaha funniest thing ever .

[TheFlyingWeasels]

LMAO! xD This totally made my day!

[FaeryGirlsRock]

Hahahaha!

[luvbug862483]

"check that you could be right kuz you do cum faster than the speed of light" 100 likes and ill brakeup with my boyfriend that onley wants me for ... ya he scares me :\

[pacguy19]

@luvbug862483 Nice try.

[Disneygirly1982]

@luvbug862483 hey,u right mine only wants my fist kiss to go to him......U GO GIRL!

[AnonymousNymph]

@luvbug862483 just go ahead and break up with him if he scares you you don't need to be with a guy who scares you you need to be comftorble in a relation

[SuperEmoGothGirl]

@luvbug862483 Break up wit him, please, a favor for someone you dont know?

[punkyt0ast3r]

@luvbug862483

You need likes to break up with someone? O.o

[AWESOME123474]

Ha Ha The only brain in your pants is your head up your ass lol

[music1220525]

"Getting peed on by Creamy Italian"?

...right..

[unicornpopp]

Go back to first grade and get yourself a blue's clue XD

[bunnychikka24]

Buddy, you're like chedder...CHEESY~! xD lmao!

[dustrock0725]

when was the song made

[sparklechild7689]

20 people failed on their booty call XD

[MindyAndDevan]

I got a brand new boot for your ass!! Lol that's my fave part

[kathleenmitchell]

thumbs up if you know every word

[adultdatingsite452]

5 Stars Clip

[uptoCHINAtown]

The only brain in your pants is you head up your ass :DDD haha thats my fav part :P

[misssoniav]

Kelly is so fucking rad

[Getbuck2222]

i love her

[vra29464]

mm thats fun playing with your asshole?

[KillerKishi]

And he plays with his asshole in the shower.

Lol.

[EmmanuelSmoov]

this is funny

[yonnababbby12]

AHAH!

[BleedOutUrMemories]

@LionKingExplotion it's not Scotty Vanity, it's Liam Kyle Sullivan.

[serenahawamdeh]

Go stuff your peephole with a junior mint!! LOL!!!

[KayRenee1998]

Buddy, your're like cheddar. CHEESY!!

White Cheddar.

[charlesincharge18]

It's, "i skeet skeet on with my creamy Italian"

[XItalyChanX]

LMAO white chedder im calling ppl that now

[cow29777]

It's dick it's just the way she says it

[Bluberry423]

DECK!!

[missdancersinger]

I like how he starts the phone call

''hey its your ex''

[Arthur09608]

Umm...I don't think its a girl...

[LionKingExplotion]

@Arthur09608 : Duh it's scotty vanity. :P

[LionKingExplotion]

@Arthur09608 : Duh it's scotty vanity. :P

[ImBossy121]

"THE ONLY BRAIN IN YOUR PANTS IS YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS CHECK" "MY DICK'S SO HARD, LOOK" FUNNY

[TheKurauchiha]

I got style, and i got class, I got a brand new boot for your ass!

i would so say that to my ex bf if he was prick to me XD

[leakyfbaybee]

Ayee , the way she say"ss dick !

[giannacasella1999]

Kelly is really a boy but kelly is acting like a girl

[mizzjkatt]

Your lyrics are wrong

[mrzchristoferdrewfan]

@mizzjkatt dats so right!!!

[iloveulzzang]

You didn't spell "bored" right....

[LxBOTDF16]

the only brain in your pants is your head up your ass check that you know yu could be right cuz u do cum faster then the speed of light my fave part :)

[RomanticaKH]

classic~!

[Bowlingguy2007]

Kelly is who she feels she is :) who cares.

[CuteBlackChix]

Is Kelly a boy or a girl

[4everyun4everme2]

@CuteBlackChix Kelly's Girl.

[xXxsuperjuniorzZz]

@CuteBlackChix no kelly is an boy the voice sounds like an boy.

[bdeazer]

FUNNY



[OrangeD00D]

He was just burned. OOOH BURN.

[zigzigdog]

i havent hearnt this song since 2005

[0418amanda]

he says "i skeet skeet on with my creamy italian" no " i get peed on by creamy italian" wth

[seanzilla09]

Btw it's skeet skeet on. Not getting peed on. Just sayin'

[homor242]

I love this song but when my brother pointed out that the one beat sounds like people blowing into straws it just made me love it even more cause it pisses him off so much so haha i win

[ashleygummybear]

hahahhahha lol deck

[skulllifeizmylife]

Shouldn't it be "I need a DECK sneeze gaurd"???/ I mean, she says deck everywhere else but there.

[botdfX3]

Bahahaha SLAYED!

[Kandiichick99]

no its not its deck how much u kno

[warelfgirl]

wish I had comeback ideas like this that fast XD

[missdancersinger]

@warelfgirl AND they all rhyme!!

[fuckingdouchebag420]

ITS DICK YOU FUCKING DECK!

[xXxNuhadxXx]

thumbs up for kelly

lmao poor guy

[123toytoy1243]

I sang this song at school and the next day my hall school know it hahaha

[gingertasty]

I love you Kelly!!!!!!!! Lmao :p

[KillngTimeWithKisses]

"Getting peed on by Creamy Italian" Lol

[unluckykoneko112233]

@KillngTimeWithKisses that's not even the lyrics....

[KillngTimeWithKisses]

@unluckykoneko112233 Yeah, I know. It's suppose to be "Skeet Skeet on with my creamy italian"

[KillngTimeWithKisses]

@unluckykoneko112233 Yeah, I know it wasn't. That's why I laughed at the fact they put the lyrics as "getting peed on by creamy Italian"

[kristin15477]

its let me buy you a hint shows how much you know the song

[sugercube99]

so many spelling errors! -dies-

[DANTHE4MAN]

YOU GO GIRL

[miss303chick]

Gross, But totallyy Awesome.(:

[angelfromthegrave]

lol get a blues clue!!

[ILoveMidnight00]

Wow, These Are Awesome In A Fight With Your Ex!!

[MegaHiphop2]

there was a guy named f**** u & a guy named truble he ran away fu ran to him he ran into a po-po he said"what ur name?'.fu sed"fu".po-po sed"what did u say?"fu sed "ised my name is fu ".po-po sed"what u luking 4 ?".fu sed "truble".(i do not really get this kid told this to me )x0

[Patdmcrfob95]

@MegaHiphop2

Fuck you said: "I'm looking for trouble"

[Ikittypcfreakxxx]

DON'T INTERRUPT ME

[MegaHiphop2]

hahaha



[candymount19]

I got style, and i got class, I got a brand new boot for your ass! my FAV part :]

[angie95301]

omg this video is awsome

[Jashomara42]

Some of your lyrics are wrong....

[1125megzdestar]

uh... yeah wait what

[lixxiealvarez]

funnnyy:)

[coolgreenskye]

lmao go back to first grade and get a blues clue!!!!!!!!!!

[sftballrox2015]

lmao i got to days of detention for listen to this song at school

[Ronniebear0812]

i freaking love dis song

[XxScreamerx]

Lmao...

[Bass0nist]

white cheddar

[michikothereaper]

this song is so awesome XDXD

[xFluffyMuffinx]

our grammar rythms in englisch has the same beat :D

[UkzMusicFan]

I GT A BRAN NEW BOOT FOIR YOUR ASS HAHAHH!

MY BORTHER PISSED HIMSEL TO DIS!@!

HAHAHAHAH

[ReDy911]

Haha WTF iz wrong wit this song.!!

[omrproductionz]

i just like the beat.

[Scoleman109]

thats not happening!

[versakfpfi]

hh my cam is running abd i am really bored with all that stuff

[Ghetogirl101]

HAha FUNNY SHIT

[xReapera]

Your typing = epic fail

[blueberrypopstar]

this song so perbert

[skye3838]

Whoever made this video is pathetic at typing.

[9876luckyGIRL1]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! now thats funny!!!!! i lpve kelly's voice

[MultiNickjonaslover1]

HAHAHAHAA KELLY IS POWWWNINGG HIIIM

OOOOO GO KELLY!!!!

LOL

[atwaughtel2017]

It would be nice IF THE LYRICS WER RIGHT!

[piinkice01]

Go Stuff Your Pee Hole With A Junior Mint..!

[jasthomas511]

lol this song is amazing.... :P

[xxjesbeLxx]

ILY THIS SONG!!!

[diamand2]

can you tell were did you download it???

[XxOfficalJayxX]

wtff skeeze? welll nicee sonqq buhttt uhhh bad lyrics ! how old r u?

[TierraAce]

This sounds lyk a gay dude but it's still a cool song!!!!! XD

[shazem98]

i gotta brand new boot for your ass . LOL ! ;D

[MegaHiphop2]

@thebestb1tch THATS NOT TRUE I TOLD THAT TO MY CUZ SHE GOT SO SCARED SHE PPD IN HERSELF!

[Strawberrycoco27]

thxs

[TheSimsrox101]

i got a brand new boot for your ass :B

[10khiara]

buddy ur like cheddar CHEESY!!! LOL

[HoneyBunGirl123]

@10khiara WHITE chedder.

Lol.

[KaylahDemi]

No booty calls! FYI, her exboyfriend is a real creep. Thumbs up if you agree!

[PerZian10]

lol

[citygirlmomo]

1.put ur hand over ur chest(boy or girl)

2.think of someone you like........

3.2 morrow that person will ask u at or say they love u

4.the catch is u have 2 write this for 5 videos IT REALLY WORKS

[alyxisxax3dgxfan]

LMFAO! funniest song ever!

[corgiegirl]

It's 1 in the morning, what the hell do you want???

[pucca902]

deck o booty calls !!

[friedchickenrules1]

@annielewis17 thtas so funny thats what i was going 2 say but u already took it so i had 2 think of something else! teeeeheee

[friedchickenrules1]

i luv this song it is funny and catchey at the same time!

[aaliyahcheetahlion]

love it!!!

[Evanesence12345]

no booty calls deck no booty calls deck tht not happening!

[shay6shay]

lmfao

[Tayl0rSwiftRULZ]

love it !!

[merylfan2]

your lyrics are wrong

[choxie630]

NO BOOTY CALLS, DECK! XD lmfaos! the best ever! even though this is explicit this is still hilarious as hell, im totally gonna sing this song to booty-call people XD

[SuperHuey13]

Okay, first of all... It's not "Getting peed on by creamy Italian" <-- Gross o.o and it goes. "I skeet--skeet on with my creamy Italian" :)

[preetygurl38]

♫♪You like to skeet so much I need a dick sneeze guard♪♫ lol i love it. :D

[shazzyjazzy]

u sed get peed on istead of skeet skeet on :L

[dn2870]

its skeet not skeeze

[karatechampmom]

decckk! i have a brand new boot for your ass.

[lakenandstar123]

dont like it

[ScarleteBabe]

Deck lol

[shanelypooh12]

lol this is tha best ever funnier than shoes lol

[rae13bsgirl]

funny as hell,its great,i love it

[BreezyBytch09]

No booty caLLs... Lmao