A DAY FULL OF FAIL

[colinmurphy5]

im in love

[jecou84]

haha :D newly found this Lady and umm - Toilet Pic? wth?

[Yorkiemiais1]

I LOVE KETTLE CORN :)

[FightingForSanity]

CP, you are officially one of my top fav YTers.

[MichaelaLeach]

cooooooter bone.



[toxicrosesXD]

THATS IT ! im taken the kids.

[estherLOVESyoo]

youre the funniest person I have ever met.

[homelessftw]

i cant get over how much i love you

[BlissBaby97]

If I was riding a bike and trying to film myself...oh goodness

[bunnyyummy123]

At the start of the vlog I screamed 'BELLA SWAN BED COMFORTER!!!" what has become of my life......

[TheW1zard12]

You are the weirdest vlogger ever

[keny46]

Bill Evans - Tenderly playing in the background at 2:58 oh yeah.

[AlexisThx]

Wait... You've actually vlogged on the crapper?? *goes searching thru ur vids immediately*

[robieking123]

4:48... smelly fart?

[nfin8one]

Positive response!

[papayakidd]

you are cute no matter what! :-)

[enauset97]

your actualy incredibly HILARIOUS

[ak2304]

You're hilarious!

[CitizenKatie]

it looks like your bike is flying......is it a unicorn?

[malusa2]

you're hilarious i love youu. AND we are both from OHIO!

[lamasOHllamas]

Why are all your fro yo trips a fail?

[LollitaSamaXOXO]

Cooter bone. I thought that women didn't get bones in their vag till the second date. •_•

[AustralianForGirl]

@LollitaSamaXOXO Pelvic bone.. PELVIC. BONE.

[LollitaSamaXOXO]

@AustralianForGirl ......and...there went the joke.....

[AustralianForGirl]

@LollitaSamaXOXO Forgive me for not picking up sarcasm ON THE INTERNET... Christ.

[LollitaSamaXOXO]

@AustralianForGirl And thank you for taking offense to an impassive response.....

[SurfingwithBen]

LMAO @0:26!!

[heckyeahohyeah1]

She's kinda annoying

[MissKelseySparkles]

it looks like you have REALLY tiny pigtails next to your ears!!!! hahhahahahaha

[espressosoup]

lol You look delicious XD

[Otacon642]

Yum!

[Nanpa0]

sweet and salty balls?

[badboisuga]

bitch, you got no nuts!! :P Funny ass video

[StJimmy247]

@courtneypants Why oh WHY is your bike not a unicorn yet?! :O you saw our competition response and my friend has a unicorn bike :D you should totallly consider it :) we could telll you what to do lol

[lustxrhythm]

i have that same comforter.. haha. xD

[cascadakat]

BREEesrig, thank god you showed me courtney. her and her friend unicourt ar so fuinnny!

[MrLevelTen]

I know exactly where that bike path is haha

[krazykyle56]

I love your eyes and your weirdness and your voice...yes I'm smitten. Thumbs up for courtney being a fair maiden princess

[brad31337]

haha when you said you were going to hot yoga I was like "theres a yoga for hot chics!?" but then I realized it's in reference to the temperature

[MrCuMMINSPULLER]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

[mrelephante11]

you really need to keep your hair down cause u look kinda wierd

anyways i love you and are you really 21?

[SpencerAD26]

if you press 2 you will see what Courtney really is

[unityy]

was that a rush (video game) reference?

[Jmstripesandstars]

@mugdrums it's like Carmel corn or popcorn with a sweet coating

[gen1234x]

i had the exact same experience at haute yoga...

[hollykinsss]

I love how your so casual about swearing and shit. YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

[1Bannaner]

woow, you are hilariousss! im so glad shaycarl showed me to you ;)

[BeccasTips]

@1Bannaner DEnisde vlogs showed he to me

[asgarnon]

Courtneys pants damn autocorrect interfering in my love life

[asgarnon]

Wince were married when's the honeymoon I've been itching to get in your pants..chutneys pants hmmm

[MrSethsiPodz]

is your cooter bone your vigina???

seriously

[MrSethsiPodz]

isnt it creepy having viewers like the top comment??

[jlfell94]

Is that a rainbow maker in the background?

[pewpscoop]

u dnt even know about sticky sweaty balls.....that shit sucks

[chicken3butts]

where did you go for the fro-yo???!!!

[supercrazysam14]

Yessss we will have unicorns but you can be the man

[Rach2625]

That tyre footage looks like you are hovering above ground. Proof courtneypants is magic xD

[Roxamification]

you just made me fall even more in love with you

[LovingSongWriter123]

OMFG! I was laughing so hard i started tearing up when u said "cooter bone" I love you! U are just....awesome!!!

[JoinMyGrave]

u make me smile, u are amazing...

U ARE THE BEEEEEEEST

[Afilgyt]

raped by bike  >>.. xahxah

[susygues]

yeah we should totally get married cause u're super cute nd funny

[OrangeScented]

U r funny

[crash628vj]

you had me at cooter bone

[frenchfriesism]

Lol! Aileen Wuornos isn't a child molester. Just a serial killer. But Peewee on the other hand..

[bananaskonsa]

yay good to know there are people as weird as i am in the world!!^^

[MyFatalRomance7]

you look like natalie portman :D

[Carly97H]

It's ok. We still love you. :)

[TherealJRipley]

Frozen Yogurt doesn't contain a lot of lactose...

[chunchoe]

cooter bone.... disgusting

[RebuiltBubba]

your always beautiful no matter what courtney and btw you and swifty should do more vids together

[RebuiltBubba]

lol chick with a dick

[stoughlikethat]

one time I did yoga and all three of balls got stuck together too....so I know how you feel

[chadizz]

the hair on the side of your head reminds me of jewish peoples curly sideburns.

BTW you still looked hot

[ApachiStealth]

did you just say malk? 3:23

[ApachiStealth]

JULIAN SMITH-malk

[themrshakeit]

i subscribed after like 2 minutes.(:

[dublindaemon]

At least you got some bitchin tire footage.

[Twostones00]

lol cooter bone?

[krssbroncos]

haha this is first time ive seen ur vids. you are HILARIOUS !

[WerewolfSlayer91]

Man. why am i even watching this. Then it occoured to me. I Must be lonely. Then again 27488 other people watched this....

[luvmelol1]

Malk! :)

[RsTallTails]

i wana find somone who hates you because there probably isnt one.

[kaelynsassy]

el porto?

[ROFLRazor]

1:37... simple.

[Glitterafy]

1:16 hilarious!

[DrKiller141]

jizz attack time for me

[DrKiller141]

hot

[rebgirl264]

melk

[chrispandabear]

I like how you're so chill.

[vanillascy]

lmao the hair sticking out the side of her head is the best and makes her look a little less crazy

[Pierce831]

Courtneypants you are such a Brosiff, and its Awesome

[Xiethetuber]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!! filming your tyre..hahahaha

[MySceneMusicGirls123]

Lol, all that kettle corn to....soak up all that frozen yogurt :P YAAAAAAAAAA, makes sense :P

[burchman71]

Even if you had a dick I would still fuck you

[shankhat]

You are SOOOOO beautiful

[GothicTrioOfEdwards]

Sand! ^__^ where are you from D:

[ModernWarfare2Robbie]

you're fucking beautiful

[jayisleggit]

Hey. Marry me.

[loveriiana364]

tie-dye. awesome.

[jored7]

Im a guy and im pretty sure you I cant stick my balls together.... Girls balls must be pretty awsome!!!

[jored7]

Im a guy and im pretty sure you can't stick balls together.... Girls balls must be pretty awsome!!!

[johnwinters2025]

i think u would be the only person i would want to give a blow job lol

[devinforeman]

im not sure how i feel about being married to someone with nuts.... but... eh il just have to learn to live with it

[digimob12341]

thats awesome  you were in el porto sweet

[iseegauc]

I KNOW WHERE YOU WENT!!!! I BET YOU 5 BUCKS IT WAS YOGURT LAND!!! <333

[SuperPro222]

marry me :)

[Nopounet]

lesbian, clearly.

[oO5Oo]

You are cutter than socks and got a great personality I wanna stalk you, can I???

[dayrOFtiger]

are you lactose intolerant? i saw that coffee vlog and u got sick then too. i had the same problem but it went away cuz i couldn't give up ice cream and milk and all that shiz...but kettle corn is bombalicious...i didn't think u could get it outside of sporting events

[Lizberry808]

YOU WENT TO YOGURTLAND!!!!!!! :) I love that place! I always get red velvet

[hockeyman59]

Marry me?

[KelciaMarie1]

Your random perkyness is exactly what a tired drama student needs when trying to finish a crappy video. Thanks. :)

[mema00636]

holy mother of SHIT you're funny! hahahahahahahah

[MoMosStash]

sooo are  we a married couple lol

[smellyc]

I'd gladly lick your balls. Yeah I'm drunk.

[36bigmac]

why wouldnt you just have your pet unicorn poop out frozen yogurt all the time?

[MetalOfAllOwns]

You gotta love when your bike rapes your cooter bone :) btw man the fuck up and ride up the hill ! :D

[MegaaFayth]

Courtney, I think its safe to agree... Your pants are steamy hot

[interpols]

how does someone not know what kettle corn is? that is outrageous.

p.s.

soooooooo pretty. regardless of having cellulite butt sweat on you.

oh and im very jealous that you can bike to cool places. all i have is desert...

[AnotherNaziNinja]

Suns AND planes, where is Tobuscus?

[antiedman]

actually filming the tire is pretty cool, a.k.a the day in the life of a bike tier lol.

[marklvrd]

everytime i see a woman riding a bike now i will think of her cooter bone rofl.

[MsPositronic]

do you acctualy have a dick!?!

[hevdogg]

holy crap you where filmin right where i live :O

[overTVS]

@courtneypants have you already fuked with someone, i mean it would be weird if you didnt, because... Your hot

[BackToTheFront11]

I love you

[WINxTEC]

You should use a helmet =).

[crazybaseballdude12]

haha you're so crazy and pretty i love it :P

i'm sure we'd be great friends. too bad that's impossible because i live all the way in new york =/

[OneMinorProblem]

so wut if she had a dick.. you should of shown her yours

[oogp]

wow! u look good/different in a good way since u lost weight .

[makka55]

lol this vid produced a smile on my face!. whats wrong with me? :D

[tillaylomo]

you are so pretty. I wanna cum on your face

[kimbsaywhat]

COOTER BONE! <3 I'm glad I'm not the only one who calls it that

[Numba1PenzFAN]

Well since were married now and everything, I was wondering when we could go on our honeymoon together?.. Preferably some place like Salvation Mountain ;)

[Thommislav]

Damn Courtney your the hottest american who vlogs on youtube!!

[lozerpunkz]

this was best vid you've made since you came back two youtube =P... 2nd was the grandma one where ya sister was giving ya crap that was pretty good =P

[xTuttiFruttii]

OMG HAHAH, You have the same humor as me, i always talk about my balls too..

as a joke... cause i dont have them.. xD

[gregpeck1037]

i still like you after this one.

[Numba1PenzFAN]

Ummm.. Why are there no girls like you where I live?

[MrAlexatkinson]

Ya know, sometimes I wonder why I watch these things, but i s'pose do enjoy them... So, I guess the secrets to becoming a successful vlogger must be: Be a hot chick. Make funny faces. And talk about your dick... Follow those simple principals, and you'll never go wrong. (That advice was for everyone else, courtney, I think you've got this.)

[lzze3110]

your balls ????

[savageguy25]

weird thing is even hot sweaty nasty post hot yoga shes still hot.....

[cannonridge216]

you look like a grown-up princesstard

[sugarcrash1000]

WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY??

[OBS3RVE]

Balls can stick together?...

[HockeyHoss]

my cooter bone!!!!!??? (:

hahahahahaha

[theboogertroll]

htebootgerool

[AndersonUSN]

perfect!

[mrtommiecat]

Good job Courtney

[zanyguitar]

Dudes, you are like creeping me out and I'm 40 and probably way older than y'all.

[thebig1]

You look good before and after a workout.

[Swissmissoh10]

you just told me that you are married to other people and not just me, AND i'm not freaking out......it's ok I will allow it courtneypants

[MrVidaLoco]

Yea since we are married when are we going to have babies? Hmm how about this friday? haha XD

[Chep94]

why the fuck are you so fucking weird??? and hot...

[fongelias]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

[rickybduc]

pause at 2:05

[yaritstony]

So since we're married. Will you make me a sammich?

[hoddans]

The best way to get frozen yogurt out of the stomach is the index finger.

[TheRubio14]

C'mon u guys we have to find out where this crazy ass girl lives!! ahah

[Phaktafiserer]

LOL "little bit of both" 

[tltran91]

subed, nice sense of humor btw. You must be living on the west coast, is that venice you are at?