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  • He was better off not being a lawyer. I mean that in a positive way.

  • granted hes made cash from this crap chat, to that extent he wins. Come on though, we have retards like this everywhere, he should be hung. I cant stand this idiot, would love to knock him the f8ck out! he will lose in the end when some one treats him like the bitch he is.

  • lmfao I love this guy!!!! His book is the best book I've ever read in my entire life. For all the douchebags that have nothing better to do with their life than talk shit on him, anything Tucker Max says or does doesn't effect your life so stop hating on him. It's okay that he has a a more exciting life than you and is making money off of it. Let him be.

  • This guys so full of shit it's like he's been buttfucked by a garbage truck.

  • Fact is, this is someone who is fully aware that he is an asshole. Hell the first thing you see on his website is a monologue that describes himself as an asshole. However what makes him so great is that he is not only willing to share these stories, but he has at points not wished for us, the regular masses, to follow in his steps. HE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE LIKE HIM. He knows what that road leads to, so don't bash him for being honest about his exploits. It's all someone has to be. Honest.

  • "Right smack in the middle of her vomit...is a condom" - that's one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

  • your movie sucked balls!!!!

    but the book was very entertaining

  • Tucker is just misunderstood.

  • i don't think that tucker supports rape culture, but i am not sure.

  • @TuckerMaxSucks you made a whole youtube account to hate on tucker max? i always thought that tucker max haters had no life!

  • As someone who has been subject to false accusations 4 times myself, I know what the meaning of the word "rape" has been turned into. Apparently it's rape if her boyfriend finds out - it's rape if her dad doesn't like me - and it's rape if we are both drunk and she regrets it the next day. These pathetic bitches who claim to be victims are a slap in the face to women who have been through the horror of ACTUAL rape. Not to mention what guys like me who are being called rapists go through.

  • not only that but it kinda discredits actual rapists from the hard work they go through to uphold that title...

  • im pretty sure thats the most genious comment ive ever read on youtube.

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  • @jaseth1337 Maybe once, but four times? Face it buddy, your a rapist.

  • @OnTheGreenIn1 exactly what i was thinking......you got accused of being a rapist FOUR times? clearly he's doing something wrong here....and I believe it's called "raping women"

  • wow bro u got fucked over 4 times. that sucks

  • yea, but think about what "rape" actually means. People scream rape all the time. If you were both drunk and he fucked her, she'd scream rape the next day because she regrets it, and "I was drunk, he took advantage of me." Rape is a serious thing, but it's not always that terrible situation you see in horror films where she's held down and FORCED into it. Alcohol is, of course, huge at colleges. along with weed. of course there is going to be A LOT of actions brought about by lowered inhibition

  • srry for partyn

  • Meanwhile, on the college campuses where many of his fans live, and where Max often hosts events, rape has reached the level of a full-on crisis. Conservative estimates predict that more than 150,000 young women will be raped on American campuses this academic year.

  • all the more reason to support your second amendment rights.

  • ???????

  • what i meant by supporting second amendment rights is have protection. I'm not talking about contraceptives. i'm talking about good old fashioned heat. nothing is as demoralizing to one's psyche as rape. a stun gun, pepper spray, or even a nice .44 ought to be enough to keep all the frat-boys at bay. the gun alone should be enough of a visual deterrent.

  • this guy is an absolute cunt.....i hope he gets ass cancer and dies painfully

  • heeeeheeeee....you are my best friend

  • @schwoogie78 but he's hilarious!

  • @therealOG328 he's a lying douch

  • anyone who is arguing about this dude is a fucking loser. why dont you fuck him if you want to defend him to the grave. hes just a dude, a funny dude.

  • this isnt stand up...

  • he should just stick to writing cuz his standup isnt good.. like his delivery n shit i dont think he tells it funny

  • he gives speeches, not standup routines.

  • he's infront of an audience telling stories that are designed to make people laugh. sounds like stand up to me

  • Better than fucking harry potter.

  • if you think his stories arn't true, you suck at picking up girls.

  • Regardless of we all think he's getting exactly what he set out to do... paid

    And he gets as raunchy, vile or dumb as his readers-followers react to.

  • his stories arent that unbelievable.. if you ever went out in your teen/college years you would probably know that...

  • i agree, everyone has some good stories unless you go to church every sunday with your grandma. but his stories are still funny and entertaining.

  • i can believe he is an asshole, but i don't believe his stories and i dont think he is as much of a ladies man as he says. what is so special about this guy that girls crave his cock?

  • im not especially good looking,and if i had no soul i could easily fuck five or six different girls a week.and im in high school.i just never act on it.

    i think of it as quality over quantity.thats probably how you look at it as well.

    obviously,tucker has quite a different view.

  • you obviously dont get any pussy..this guy has 1)attitude(the most important thing there is when it comes to picking up girls) 2)intelligence(its obvious he's smart and he use's it to his advantage) and 3)hes moderately attractive

    with just two of those he has more than enough to accumulate the popularity and memories that he has

    hell i play fucking DnD and warhammer, yet i still get more girls than tha football players at my highschool

  • @afrodude360 That's all you need to get pussy in these days. I play WoW and LoL and I fucked 8 girls already. Most jocks I know are still virgins. By the way, I'm 15.

  • @theshankking right. phaggot.

  • His book is great. Most of you are a bunch of faggot pussies who think hes a "mean guy." If you read his book, he tells you at the begenning that hes an asshole. Get over it!

  • Some of us don't hate him because we think he;s bad. Who honestly gives a damn what some other guy does with his dick? We MOCK him because he thinks he;s some form of revolutionary and intellectual force when in fact he's leaning towards the "thick" side.

    Tucker and his ilk seem to think they are the first human beings to discover that cause and effect exist in the universe or read machiavelli. It's absurd when he's frankly writing pretty bad , made up penthouse letters.

  • Thank you. This says it all. Only morons aspire to Tucker Max. lol

  • Talk about poor writing. The fact of the matter is, Tucker really may not be revolutionary in any way, maybe even unoriginal. But he's damn funny. That's why he's popular. Unlike you and your pretentious intellectual high ground that you seem to think you have taken. News flash bro, check out subject/verb agreement and some coma rules before you go on a crusade to take down those who are much more successful than you ever have been or ever will be. Where's your book deal, man?

  • If you go 2 his website he has videos and shit to prove his stories are tru

  • hes not a comedian. its all true. read his book before you critisize him.

  • Yea he's a writer who's trying to do stand up and he's fucking horrible. I'd like to see this guy do stand up where no one knew he was Tucker Max. That'd be some funny shit.

  • He's not a stand up comedian.

    He's a fuckin' writer.

    Tool. Read his book. It's amazing.

  • LOL what part of yea he's a writer trying to do stand up don't you understand? I've read his book. He is a good writer. He's also a pretty good liar as well and any idiot who's listened to him actually tell his stories can see he's a fake douche. He goes to colleges now and has sex with the dirtiest girls there. He's still trying to release his movie but it'll prolly be the last anyone ever hears from tucker max. Thank God.

  • I tend to disagree. He obviously can tell stories well, but he's not a good writer per se.

  • Some of the worst stand up I've ever heard in my life. Anyone who can't see that Tucker Max is completely full of shit is blind. Another Carlos Mencia. All fans of Tucker Max should feel lucky he's still a D list celebrity. Probably even worse. If he gets more famous he'll get exposed for being the fraud that he is. Do yourself a favor Tucker and stay unknown.

  • he's not a stand up comedian.. get your facts befoee youu hate

  • Wait, he gets drunk, throws up and has sex with women.

    What part of that is unbelivable?

  • you know who are fucks?

    people that try to write smart, insightful things on youtube videos,

    go blog about it you fucking faggots!

  • Stop being jealous.

  • Heyuh bud... read the miss vermont story. Real shit. Video proof.

  • how is he a douchebag? because he tells funny stories and makes a shitload of money telling people about them?

  • @Jeff04JMD EXACTLY!!

    99 percent of his haters are haters because they didn't think to do this shit first!!

  • the book sucks. its not funny and now seeing him in real life, i kinda doubt that his stories are true--he seems kind of dorky

  • I'm about a 3rd of the way through the book and it's ok so far. The part about his friend SlingBlade doing Karl Childers and Max doing Doyle in the bar made me laugh the hardest.

    Anyway, seeing this guy in real life makes me wonder HOW THE HELL DO WOMEN FIND HIM SO IRRESISTIBLE???

    He's a douchebag frat boy. Seriously. What a tool.

  • how is he a frat boy? he was NEVER in a fraternity, get your facts straight retard.

  • I know he wasn't in a fraternity RETARD. But he ACTS like an immature frat boy who thinks he's cool just because he gets drunk practically every night.

    .

  • you're way off. if anything he's the anti-frat. just because he gets drunk and does funny noteworthy stuff with his FRIENDS doesnt make him a worthless frat boy, if you had friends maybe you'd know.

  • May be not cool but pretty funny thing to do

  • i believe that label is a generalization based on stereotypically frat boy - i used the same term & its pretty common.

  • Like most people and the guy himself have stated, his stories aren't something otherworldly. However, if you think he has never made up or grossly exaggerated his content then you need a reality check. Sometimes real life isn't funny or eventful enough to write something enjoyable with - a little literary freedom is required to write something worth reading.

    That said, Tucker is funny and all, but personally I find Maddox sharper and more creative.

  • Of course he's more creative, his stories aren't true.

  • neither are tucker maxs.

  • What makes you say that? General disbelief? He hasn't written anything that I find unbelievable.

  • booze can loosen up the most uptight person ... for a guy like tucker who's already a loose cannon, it's not hard to believe his stories ... it's not like he got abducted by aliens, and most of the stories are, at the least, months apart from one another... it's realistic .. s*** doesn't happen every night, but if you're out and about so consistently, you will draw stories for the record books

  • haha this dude is such a tool, what an obvious bullshitter old school frat-boy.

  • I dont understand why people have a hard time believing his stories, they aren't that incredible when you're out boozin every night...

  • yeah right. i experience similar things, when me and my friends are drunk. we are the most embarrasing people in munich, probably. we may not be soo successful with women and we aren´t so extreme as tucker in his stories, yet i can image that his stories are true, since i experienced the same things to a certain degree

  • Just like someone else said, its all up to interpretation. maybe some of them are exagerated a bit but for the most part its all taken from his recorder so he doesnt forget. reguardless if hes telling the total truth or bullshitting his brains out its still funny. Its meant to be entertaining, whether or not its true doesnt make it less or more funny you fucking morons.

  • Fucking exactly. Thankyou. The whole point of it is that it's entertainment. He's always said the stories are caricatures and that they're exaggerated. I mean, at what point are people going to start knocking on Mike Myers' door and asking him if he really is Austin Powers?

  • No, he claims they are absolutely true. Thats one of the first thing he says in his book which makes him a fucking liar. He is unoriginal, marketing chauvinism to his lifeless, hoping-to-get-laid-by-reading-­his-book minions who are ready to suck his dick on command.

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  • i know this sounds weird, but his voice isn't at all what i imagined it to be.

  • you're the second person i heard say that. i imagined it to be deeper myself.

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  • People are stupid, i'm gonna find a creative way of lying and make lots of money.

  • you are either a moron, a loser, or both. the reason i know tucker max isn't lying is because nothing happens to him that's out of the ordinary for plenty of college students. shit like this happens all the time. don't get me wrong, im not that entertained by him because i hear shit like this all the time just from friends and myself. but he even mentions something like this several times on his website and book: "the only difference between me and other college males is that i TELL my stories."

  • his stories are greatly exaggerated. That's a fact.

    Yes, some of it might be true, but a lot of it is exaggerated or made up.

    The level of detail he uses is too much for events which happen several years in the past. Remembering exact conversations between people, including those where he is not present.

    tl;dr He is bullshitting some of these stories, he embellishes all of his stories.

  • Right, they can sometimes be exaggerated. That's where his skill as a writer comes into play. However, for a large part of his collection of stories, he carried a tape recorder around and eventually transferred them to writing. It's obviously up to the reader to believe that or not, but i do. I'm not really sure what you mean by "he bullshits some of these stories". I still wouldn't say he makes up too much at all, other than probably a good deal of conversation filler as you mentioned.

  • And when you think about it, he made a ton of money and fame from the book

    Who gives a shit how he did it

    He's smart enough to create this bestseller, and it's a great read

    That's all I care about

  • You can't prove that he exaggerated any of his stories.

  • Actually they are true because he was sued becuase of one of them for harming Miss Vermont's reputation, he won.

  • Go put a dick in your mouth.

  • i think that his book is amazingly funny, and i'm a chick.

    if you can't take a joke; fuck you.

  • liar.

  • funny ass book, the stories are believable, i have done some shit that is sorta close to a couple of his stories and i am just a normal guy.

    duke law automatically gets you chicks, chicks think you will make money, which makes you better looking...it's not brain surgery.

  • i don't know whether the stories are real or not, and i don't care. i think they're funny.

  • He always stammers telling his "stories" I think hes a bullshit artist. Theres no way that douche would get that much ass, unless hes paying for it.

  • dont hate cause u dont get pussy

  • I get plenty, word!

  • I loved the book. The stories are priceless and I believe they are true.

  • Finally, someone looking up Tucker Max who doesnt just bag him.

  • omg I just finished the book!! fucking hilarious! i love him!

  • tucker max is without a doubt my hero.

    the people who look down on him are just... they won't have a very entertaining life haha

  • So he may not be a stand-up comedian, big deal, he is still a funny ass author

  • even if they are fake they are fucking funny..when he tells these stories they suck but when you read them..fucking classic

  • I'm not sure it seems likely didn't he make fun of a girl in his book for failing the BAR exam?

  • "Law school is incredibly, incredibly easy."

    Wow.  Whatever.

    I heard he failed the bar exam. True?

  • I think tucker max is a FAKE! If these stories were true there would be so much more emotion shown when he tells them and everytime i see him tell a story it is flat and boring. He sounds like a little kid here. Now I do believe some of his stories because some of the same shit has happened to me and every other American that gets drunk in public, as for stories like this one I think they are 100% fake!

  • fuck you

  • haha wow thats great you took the time to defend someone you dont even know what a fuck up get a life if this little faggot ever met you he would treat you like shit dont act like you know him you retard

  • "dont act like you know him you retard"

    Sounds like your trying to do the same thing.

  • haha it's different when you are sticking up for someone not when you are criticizing

  • wow just shove a dick in your mouth cause your making a douche out of yourself

  • He comes across better in print.

  • lame

  • his book is hilarious!

  • he talks so much crap...

    Should never be live, just be a writer

  • he's a great writer, really funny....let down in person though, clearly embellished his stories. he doesn't speak confidently enough to be like he writes himself

  • Totally agree...a bit of a disappointment really

  • well for one thing hes not drunk which he indicates is what instigates a lot of these stories, also when writing them down hes got time to choose his words carefully, he probably just doesnt have much experience with public speaking while sober

  • I also agree actually. The book is amazing but when I see him in person he seems to lack the charisma that he shows throughout his written work. I do understand that alcohol is a big factor in his persona though, so perhaps this is the reason.

  • This vid made me sOOoOoOo wet LOL

    stop fighting. Ez

  • make me a sandwhich.

  • I hope your children get Lupus.

  • You're that fat friend he passed off on Slingblade, aren't you?

  • Who gave the guy talking about burying hookers positive feedback?

  • Anyone named "Tucker" deserves this fate, including Tucker Bound which sounds remarkably like this douche with stuttering and the use of like.... He will have NO luck with women for the rest of his life, except for hookers of course which seems to have populated his life from the beginning.

  • dude, you obviously dont know who tucker max is. he's hooked up with more woman then you've probably ever laid eyes on. This guy is pretty much a sex god. read the stories, after that take your judgements and insert them right far up your anus.

  • too bad I'm a woman... dude.

  • YOU MADDDD

  • tucker max can be classified as one of the biggest "womenizers" of our time. and tucker max is smart... he has a law degree.

  • sex god?? UAHuHAuhUAhuHAUhUAHUAhUAH for a brazillian like me this dude is in kindergarden yet. For you americans (i go there once a year, and I know your are sooooo sloooow in sexual activities) he might be a big deal.

  • i know brazilians like their chicks with big fake tits and dicks.

  • Yeah, you're such a player. That's why you spend your free time commenting on viral videos.

  • your are wrong, I comment here while at work! UAhuHAuhaUh owned you!

  • Looks don't have much to do with picking up chicks as you think. Confidence and money. My university is in the top 10 hottest chicks in the nation, and I always see the ugliest motherfuckers with the most gorgeous girls. But hey, costs 35,000 to go to my school so if that says anything about chicks diggin' money than I don't know what does.

  • This guy's stories are real, and have inspired me to do things I've always wanted to do.

  • Like kill hookers and bury them in shallow graves beside dark roads.

  • I don't care if his stuff is fake. It's still damned funny.

  • his stories are fake- i feel sorry for anyone who has read his book and believes any of it. just watch how he tells the stories in this video- it is painfully clear that none of this stuff happened. he is even worse at public speaking than he is at writing. reference his appearance on opie and anthony to support this- they ripped him and his book apart, literally. also gawker has a fairly large anti-tucker program. tucker max, you are an untalented lying spineless vapor.

  • I think this guy is funny and I love the book.....but holy cow he sounds like Jim Carrey from Cable Guy. Especially the part where the Cable Guy is telling a story about the main character to his girlfriend's family at that get-together.

  • True that! His voice will dry up any vagina

  • they did not tear him apart. they looked at one part of his story that was completely feasible and got stuck up on it.

  • its funnier to read his stuff then to hear him talk about it

  • this guy is a complete douchebag

  • He has that uncertain tone in his voice that makes it sound like he's lying. This flunky wouldn't have gotten further than pumping gas if not for his dad's restaurants.

  • i was there...

  • talentless idiotic hack. If only the wost thing about tucker max was his behaviour. Sadly it's his lack of talent.

  • he writes exceptionally well and has a talent for telling stories and holding an audience...if that's not a talent i dont know what is

  • No offence. But if you think tucker max writes well then you're stupid. Plain and simple. He writes slightly worse than penthouse letters for teenagers,

  • I disagree...if youve ever read more than one of his stories it is obvious that the person writing is somebody who is educated and intelligent.

  • He went to the Univesity of Chicago and Duke Law. He is smarter and could write better than all of you.

  • Actually, law school doesn't require creative writing skills. His material doesn't really call for talents beyond misogyny, self loathing and an ear for 30 year old sex chestnuts. You want to look at a funny story teller working original freakish stories? Try Patton Oswalt. This guy Tucker is just an archivist of old underground urban legends

  • HAHA HE FOUND A CONDOM!!!!!!!!. I can barely hear the story over the laughter of the crowd. This clown needs an hour long special on comedy central.

  • uninteresting slightly ugly douche.

  • The whole condem stories were around in the late eighties, before TM was "scoring" in IHTSBIH. Not calling BS, but a polygraph wouldn't hurt.

  • I think it's funny that people think the stories are made up. We did shit like this and some stuff that was so much worse when I was in college.

  • jus noticed in my last comment i sound like a tool.. im in no way comparing myself to tucker max.. he's like ten times the writer il ever be... hes stories are the funniest things ive ever read, i just mean that if we all had his writing talent, we could write similar stories... (although we'd also all need his confidence and his ability to be such an asshole...lol!

    so ya... tucker max rules!!!:):)

  • there all true! think about it, all his stories are about are: going out, getting shitfaced, scoring women and getting sick... eh sound familiar??... ya bcoz its d same for every1... he can just write to make it sound interesting,

    ive wrote stories about nites out for my friends b4 and they think there hilarious, simply coz im a decent enough writer and a nite out is an easy topic to turn into comedy,

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THIS UP

  • this book change dmy life

  • seriously who gives a fuck if he made it up or not. its funny and a damn good book so leave it at that

  • What's obvious of the doubters is that if Tucker's stories sound so hard to believe, then their own lives must be incredibly, INCREDIBLY boring. Shit people, I have 3 friends of my own who fuck, drink and party as much as this guy, and while they don't write about it, they certainly could.

    You world is bigger than a YouTube comment section, folks. Carpe diem.

  • For all the doubters out there, almost all of his stories have proof. Particularly the one involving Ms. Vermont, Goldenboy's wedding, and the escapades thereunto.

  • The stories may or may not be true, but they don't have "proof". Stop kissing this guy's ass.

  • Theres proof. He was sued there dumbass.

  • I don't remember what I said and appears my comment has been deleted. Either way, kiss my ass.

  • Tucker max is fuckin awesome. Even if you're not a guy, its still just so fing funny.

  • You guys do know that this douchebag made all of his stories up out of thin air, right?

    None of that stuff actually happened to him.

    Dude is as phoney as James Frey, but not as talented.

  • hahah ur such a douche, if he made all of this up then how come he wins everyyy case against him? He has proof of every story he tells, so w.e dude learn ur stuff before u go posting bs stuff about people

  • Let's see, Tucker has:

    No tape of him sodomizing a girl and a subsequent puke fest.

    No police report from allegedly crashing his car into a donut shop.

    A journalist was never able to find any sushi joint in Ft. Lauderdale that ever had "lingerie parties".

    That pretty much sums it up: Tucker Max is a liar.

  • Okay there is some suspicion about the tape but would you keep a tape that had been broken? I know I wouldn't.

    And remember he changed the names and locations to clear him from any jail time, so maybe this place wasn't in Ft. Lauderdale.

  • Wow, true believer, huh?

    The place was allegedly in Boca Raton, not Lauderdale. My bad. The Miami New Times did a piece on this faggot:

    "I honestly cannot remember the name," Max says. "It's only like 30 yards away, but Kyoto sounds familiar. They have these lingerie parties all the time. They should remember that at least."

    When we called up Kyoto and asked about that, an employee who had been there at least three years had no recollection of Tucker Max or lingerie nights. "