@Kiasta If that is your conviction and perception of the bible, then so be it. If my master and Savior LORD JESUS is a puppet then HE wouldn’t have died on the cross in-vain to save a Muppet like you.
@Kiasta The bible is full of truth, truth about how the created creature of GOD became a creep due to their disobedient causing chaos and crime among each other and to save them whom HE has created in HIS image. HE loved them so much, GOD sent HIS son JESUS to save them from their sin and shame and HE gave them all who received HIM, to those who believed in HIS name, HE gave them right to become children of GOD and restored them to HIS righteousness, including you.
@Kiasta The bible is full of truth, truth about how the created creature of GOD became a creep due to their disobedient causing chaos and crime among each other and to save them whom HE has created in HIS image. HE loved them so much, GOD sent HIS son JESUS to save them from their sin and shame and HE gave them all who received HIM, to those who believed in HIS name, HE gave them right to become children of GOD and restored them to HIS righteousness, including you.
@Kiasta I believe that you don’t believe in what I believe, why don’t you read and believe the “Blood- Ink-Thing” which will cleanse and purify your blood, body and thoughts.
@TheThunderGirl1...I would rather live my life as if there is a GOD, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't a GOD, and die to find out there is a GOD.
@solomonvirgy Yes but which God ? If you believe in the wrong one it wont count for anything. Then you will have wasted this life and the next life. Delusion is never the answer. Don’t be afraid to live the only life your going to get. Make the most of it you can in spite of what you've been told about some boogeyman in the sky watching you.
@solomonvirgy Your logic makes no sense, you want to believe in the bible only because your puppet master tells you that you have to but you fail to even open your mind enough to realize that the bible is full of hateful, racist, disgusting smut that should be illegal to anyone under the age of 18. If you don't believe me why don't you actually read the bloody thing.
Listen, I was a perverted sinner who deliberately continued to be a fox with sheep skin only to quench my desires as I once was, and if GOD as kept me alive to tell you HE love you as much as HE loves me and gave me chance to live as I don’t deserve, then HE has extended your life until this day for you to repent and reconcile with HIM and to share HIS love among many lost souls and not to hurl insult on HIM.
@solomonvirgy dude, she isnt insulting God. The god of the Bible is not the real God. nature (the Earth) is God. outside of our world, there is no God. I feel sorry for you and the rest of the abused people. having sex in the butt is dangerous, filthy and unhealthy and causes disease, but nature shows us that. being attracted to the same sex is a normal part of being human and having hormones. even women have testosterone and men have estrogen; some people are even born with both sex organs.
Dear Betty, I simply love you just as you are, no matter who you are or what you do means, am no one for you and if I can say this after listing to your presentations then you know already know how much the LORD loves you and accepts you just as you are.
"The way that men lie about sex with man and women kind about is an abomination! love it." Well ya gotta love this. Worship God in truth and spirit. He knows your thoughts. No hiding. He knows. And He still loves you. That's a big turning point, it allows you to laugh at both Betty and Sarah Palin, and yes, even yourself.
@Samuraislash600 right! because a conservative Kristchin is sooooo much better. Most conservatives call a liberal a "bleeding heart" and yet the most graphic portrayal of a bleeding heart as far as I've seen is the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Can't get more bleeding heart than that, why? Because Jesus is about compassion. Yet all these hard-hearted conservatives who call themselves Kristchins don't even know what compassion is: "Caring for the planet?? For others?? What is that??"
@yatter1 Don't forget the soul-crushing, psychologically damaging, abusive concept of "sin by thought"! Jesus is the one who introduced that one, too.
Rofl...Mrs Betty Bowers reminds me of a 'good woman' I knew whose uber-Christian family were big Reagan and Bush supporters. She cheated on all three of her husbands, drank like a fish, popped pills like candy and prayed about what diamonds and yachts to buy. Her brothers were no better. I have never known a rich neocon Christian who followed the teachings of Jesus. People who claim to speak for invisible warlords and sadistic perverts in the sky need padded cells, not seats in Congress.
Haha, I don't really approve of trolling, but I guess when people go this far, I might as well do it.
You know what? I'm bi. I like Japanese anime. I approve of homosexuality. I don't go to church every Sunday. I'm Catholic. I'm female. I don't like violence. I don't mind other religions, and, sometimes, I like their beliefs more than my own.
@horang106 Murdering was rampant in the bible... perhaps you've never read it but I'm pretty sure that it's okay to be a murderer and a christian (at least murdering in god's name was okay, just read the old testament).
Betty you better hope Jesus dosen't exist. No, not because he would send you to hell, because that perverted fuck would be so turned on by your filthy mind that he would never let you get any sleep.
oh you Christians........Can't you see you will all go to Hel. You all live until your old or die from sickness. You must die honorably in battle to be able to go to Valhalla.
@CitizensAgainstObama Too bad we have a military. Defense needs to be seriously cut back so we can have more entitlement programs. The military is nothing more than a group of savages that rape and pillage countries that we occupy. You are a total idiot. Isn't it also funny that Atheists always know more about the Bible than the so-called Christians? And one more thing: We are NOT fighting for our freedoms in the Middle East. I wish people would stop supporting the military!
I am dazzled by your intelligence., miss. Your retorts in the comments page are just as delightful as the video :D
I am also amazed at the loving christians that have sworn a place in hell for you. Soon, you'll have a whole soccer stadium just for you. Think of the possibilities!
when will you religon nuts wake the hell up and realize there is no god there is no angels.bad enough religion has bad rep molesting boy,war,brain washing children to make them believe you burn in hell if u sin that is what u call child abuse.A athiest has every right to speak up if u dont like it then dont watch thease shows.
I believe that some people are born gay and that there's nothing they could do to change that. I do not like Miss Bowers' views on most subjects but I love her as I do everyone else.
I'm not a hardcore conservative christian like miss palin nor am I a radical liberal christian like mrs betty bowers, I'm a independent anarchist christian that belives most politicians are all about talk but no action and that there should be no government, i belive that you can be homosexual and saved at the same time for all man is saved form sin as long as they belive in the devine power and glory of the lord and savior Jesus Christ. God bless all of you
but just a note, we do have dental treatment in the UK now, it’s body fat that’s the new ‘bad teeth’ now..... There are days when the tube is like a Fernando Botero’s painting.... more scary than a moderate Christian.....
Hallelujah, and amen. Except for reading the nasty parts of the Bible you are right sister Betty. Might I recommend you do like I do and just skip over the parts of the Bible where our Glorious God is ordering murder and mahem and rape and insest and you will worship him more blindly. But if you must read all of the inspired words of God just remember this, it ain't murder if God does it.
@MrsBettyBowers ur so fucking awesome i luv u soooo much XD ill never unsubscribe )o( blessings from the pagans )o( HAIL Yahweh and jesus christ lord raaawwrrr!!
@bbqnigra What a charming greeting! And allow me to reciprocate by wishing all America's ignorant White Trash a Merry Christmas. Whether you're passed out in a corduroy Laz-Z-Boy in the trailer, whipping up holiday gifts in the meth lab or visiting your sons/parents in penitentiaries, may the joys of the holiday be with you and yours!
lol @ "And you don't need facts when you've got Jesus." You still need facts to prove your religion. That is the only reason why I'm Atheist/Agnostic.
"A Christian lady never leaves lipstick on a body part that is not seen in church."
Oh, way to GO, Betty! Now you know what I'm going to have to do? Yeah, now I'm going to have to go down to the closest church and whip it out in front of everybody. Thanks a LOT! I'll probably get arrested and it's all your fault.
@HokiesAndDawgs I realize that the crass, ignorant, white trash caller from a prison may have hit a little close to home to a racist Neo-Nazi like you, but people who glorify evil, failed, crazy regimes of 70 years ago are not in the best position to get all prissy about new material, dear.
My Great Uncle gave his life for Germany in the 1930s. Unlike liberals, I appreciate family and the sacrifice he made for what he believed in. I know that's a foreign concept to an ignorant bitch and piece of atheist filth like yourself but you've got your place in hell already reserved, "dear." Enjoy your spot in hell.
@CitizensAgainstObama You've been eligible for enlistment for 5 years and you have to go back 70 years to cite an example of your family actually being the troops instead of “supporting” them with a cheap metallic decal on the back of a car? Congratulations, I see that you are a pretend patriot from the Dick “Five Deferments” Cheney School of Hollow, Selfish Blather.
@CitizensAgainstObama Of course because that sounds like what a loving god would do. Seriously I disagree with most of my family and if i think that their position is fucking retarded then I will tell them its fucking retarded. The truth doesn't fucking hurt
@CitizensAgainstObama thy shall love thy neighbor.. ill see you in hell my friend! oh wait, im not religious so im not going there.. or how was that again? im going if i believe in god, but not if i hate someone who rapes my sister and kills my family, (gods mighty plan) and im going to hell if i dont belive in it??? this is fucked up
One more question - what's first on your list when your arrive in hell? You going to say hello to Karl Marx? Engels? Maybe Darwin? Ugly, ignorant, atheist, skanky ass bitch. That sums you up.
Well I'm just glad the "No Sin Zone" exists, after all, it's the only place where truth and salvation exist. I love Mrs. Betty Bowers, she is so close to Jesus that I can smell his cologne! I am saved! sniff-sniff! Halleluja! Oh wait, did Jesus just fart? Smells like cinnamon and cloves! Halleluja! I am saved!
She's doing what Colbert and Stewart have done so well with politics. Make light of serious issues to the delight of a lazy, ignorant audience that is only too happy to consume their completely predictable drivel.
@barrysbody Interesting point of view. Here's a fun fact; A Pew Research Center Poll on April 15, 2007 found that viewers of The Daily Show outscored viewers of actual news programs (as well as Fox viewers) in a test of knowledge concerning current events.
Do some quick Googling concerning education levels among these groups, and I think you'll be surprised.
Quick, what's the right-wing cudgel used to pooh-pooh such statistics? Dismiss these educated, informed folk as "elitists".
Noah's sons did see his penis, but it wasn't shoved in their faces. And actually Lot's daughters got their dad drunk and unconscious before having sex with him. Slutty sisters.
@jimmacke Re: Noah's sons and Noah Jr...As Betty might say, It's all about perspective, dear. For instance: Sure, that peck on the cheek one man might give his same-sex partner in public might be spun as an innocent pda, but True Christians know it's actually shoving their vile lifestyle right down our throats after Botoxing our gag reflex.
Thanx babe. You out did yourself again. Do I see a viral video sent by god! After all it is the 30th anniversary of the Aids virus. Great job Anita Bryant R Reagan and Betty for spreading gods love!
Thanx babe. You out did yourself again. Do I see a viral video sent by god! After all it is the 30th anniversary of the Aids virus. Great job Anita Bryant R Reagan and Betty for spreading gods love!
everytime I see Betty Bowers I have to sin, I have to abuse myself, please make her stop, I have no hope of salvation as long as she continues to comb her hair like that! Make her stopppppppp!!!!!!
God isnt real. and to all u christians who think this is funny realize she is making fun of ur religion
MrMeowmix0 6 days ago
... I think I love you. :D
PestoPosta 1 week ago
actually, since jesus/yahwah didn't ask mary before sex, He raped his mother to conceive himself.
BrunhildaSwecker 1 month ago
@Kiasta If that is your conviction and perception of the bible, then so be it. If my master and Savior LORD JESUS is a puppet then HE wouldn’t have died on the cross in-vain to save a Muppet like you.
solomonvirgy 1 month ago
@Kiasta The bible is full of truth, truth about how the created creature of GOD became a creep due to their disobedient causing chaos and crime among each other and to save them whom HE has created in HIS image. HE loved them so much, GOD sent HIS son JESUS to save them from their sin and shame and HE gave them all who received HIM, to those who believed in HIS name, HE gave them right to become children of GOD and restored them to HIS righteousness, including you.
solomonvirgy 1 month ago
@Kiasta The bible is full of truth, truth about how the created creature of GOD became a creep due to their disobedient causing chaos and crime among each other and to save them whom HE has created in HIS image. HE loved them so much, GOD sent HIS son JESUS to save them from their sin and shame and HE gave them all who received HIM, to those who believed in HIS name, HE gave them right to become children of GOD and restored them to HIS righteousness, including you.
solomonvirgy 1 month ago
@solomonvirgy O-O Dinosaurs
skypagan1 2 weeks ago
@Kiasta I believe that you don’t believe in what I believe, why don’t you read and believe the “Blood- Ink-Thing” which will cleanse and purify your blood, body and thoughts.
solomonvirgy 1 month ago
If the good Lord didn't want Christians to use Martial Aids, he wouldn't have invented Batteries 0:30
khbkb 1 month ago
@TheThunderGirl1...JESUS, my beloved breath of GOD.
solomonvirgy 1 month ago
It's amazing, she looks CGI.
sexonnaplatter 1 month ago
@TheThunderGirl1...I would rather live my life as if there is a GOD, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't a GOD, and die to find out there is a GOD.
solomonvirgy 1 month ago
@solomonvirgy Yes but which God ? If you believe in the wrong one it wont count for anything. Then you will have wasted this life and the next life. Delusion is never the answer. Don’t be afraid to live the only life your going to get. Make the most of it you can in spite of what you've been told about some boogeyman in the sky watching you.
Idlemindswander 1 month ago
@solomonvirgy
That's, what we call in the business, "Pascal's Wager", in which god is, well, a terrorist.
JeniusRetard 1 month ago
@solomonvirgy Your logic makes no sense, you want to believe in the bible only because your puppet master tells you that you have to but you fail to even open your mind enough to realize that the bible is full of hateful, racist, disgusting smut that should be illegal to anyone under the age of 18. If you don't believe me why don't you actually read the bloody thing.
kiasta 1 month ago
Holy shit, the verse about donkey dicks is real.
SuperBspb 2 months ago 4
"How dare you recite from the bible" :D
Nambypamby37 2 months ago
She is so hot...
phorse 2 months ago 2
Even as a Christian, I find this woman attractive :l
SilentlyVocal 2 months ago
@SilentlyVocal lol. she's intelligent. she speaks for the sake of truth, nothing more.
TheThunderGirl1 2 months ago
"good" sex is SUPPOSED to be dirty!!!!!
TracyElizabeth749 2 months ago
I've never laughed so hard in my life. I love this woman.
ClassyBug 2 months ago 3
Listen, I was a perverted sinner who deliberately continued to be a fox with sheep skin only to quench my desires as I once was, and if GOD as kept me alive to tell you HE love you as much as HE loves me and gave me chance to live as I don’t deserve, then HE has extended your life until this day for you to repent and reconcile with HIM and to share HIS love among many lost souls and not to hurl insult on HIM.
solomonvirgy 3 months ago
@solomonvirgy dude, she isnt insulting God. The god of the Bible is not the real God. nature (the Earth) is God. outside of our world, there is no God. I feel sorry for you and the rest of the abused people. having sex in the butt is dangerous, filthy and unhealthy and causes disease, but nature shows us that. being attracted to the same sex is a normal part of being human and having hormones. even women have testosterone and men have estrogen; some people are even born with both sex organs.
TheThunderGirl1 2 months ago
Dear Betty, I simply love you just as you are, no matter who you are or what you do means, am no one for you and if I can say this after listing to your presentations then you know already know how much the LORD loves you and accepts you just as you are.
solomonvirgy 3 months ago
@goofyreligion3 Ditto
djben1977 3 months ago
OMG... was just introduced to Mrs. Betty Bowers'. As a former believer, I think this is freakin' hilarious.
MrDomStabile 3 months ago 2
Thumbs up for the Diane Arbus picture at 0:33
mrp1221 3 months ago
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"The way that men lie about sex with man and women kind about is an abomination! love it." Well ya gotta love this. Worship God in truth and spirit. He knows your thoughts. No hiding. He knows. And He still loves you. That's a big turning point, it allows you to laugh at both Betty and Sarah Palin, and yes, even yourself.
gore53 3 months ago
If the good Lord didn't want Christian folk to use Marital Aids, he wouldn't have invented Batteries
khbkb 3 months ago
This woman is dementedly hot.
JeniusRetard 4 months ago 4
I can masturbate to this.
SaintBertholdt 4 months ago 7
This is truly some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard.
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ShaunaSandVid 4 months ago
Betty, je t'aime!
19myself91 4 months ago 3
Oh, I love this: "If God hadn't written it, we would be trying to keep it out of public libraries, not in to public schools."
SkyeSong777 5 months ago 6
@Samuraislash600 right! because a conservative Kristchin is sooooo much better. Most conservatives call a liberal a "bleeding heart" and yet the most graphic portrayal of a bleeding heart as far as I've seen is the Sacred Heart of Jesus. Can't get more bleeding heart than that, why? Because Jesus is about compassion. Yet all these hard-hearted conservatives who call themselves Kristchins don't even know what compassion is: "Caring for the planet?? For others?? What is that??"
bmead12 5 months ago 2
@bmead12 - True-dat! no person in all of literary history was as liberal and compassionate as the great Nazarene, Jesus.
tracer740 5 months ago 3
@tracer740 Krishna, Buddha and Zoroaster......just to name a few!
ciaochowbella 5 months ago
@tracer740 You mean the real sweetie that introduced the concept of eternal punishment for finite crimes? THAT jesus?
yatter1 4 months ago 2
@yatter1 Don't forget the soul-crushing, psychologically damaging, abusive concept of "sin by thought"! Jesus is the one who introduced that one, too.
TheLeapinLemur 3 months ago
"the rest of the trinity call her Yoko behind her back" now that's harsh!
albuorkka 5 months ago 6
I would like to "know" Mrs Betty Bowers. Oh wait, she's married! Dear god, please forgive me cause I have sinned.
tybrady64 6 months ago 5
He he.... you nailed it!
mjusiqtube 6 months ago 4
The way that men lie about sex with man and women kind about is an abomination! love it.
Encephalitisify 6 months ago 4
I know it's a joke but it's kinda jacked up
Samuraislash600 6 months ago
Man I hate liberal Christians like this
Samuraislash600 6 months ago
@Samuraislash600 its a joke
EvanLovesCats 6 months ago
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bmead12 5 months ago
Rofl...Mrs Betty Bowers reminds me of a 'good woman' I knew whose uber-Christian family were big Reagan and Bush supporters. She cheated on all three of her husbands, drank like a fish, popped pills like candy and prayed about what diamonds and yachts to buy. Her brothers were no better. I have never known a rich neocon Christian who followed the teachings of Jesus. People who claim to speak for invisible warlords and sadistic perverts in the sky need padded cells, not seats in Congress.
asynkronos 6 months ago 33
@asynkronos Amen! Well said
shadesters 6 months ago 2
This is wonderful! Funny and extremely sharp. Thank you for sharing.
3investigators 7 months ago
@Yamaharaptor250s Persecution complexes not allowed here heathen. Liuberals don't hate Christians, we think you're great comedy.
TheManray05 8 months ago 4
World would be better place if every one was just like you :DDD
Darkosmos901 8 months ago
Haha, I don't really approve of trolling, but I guess when people go this far, I might as well do it.
You know what? I'm bi. I like Japanese anime. I approve of homosexuality. I don't go to church every Sunday. I'm Catholic. I'm female. I don't like violence. I don't mind other religions, and, sometimes, I like their beliefs more than my own.
So, what will you do to me?
Nothing, that's what.
You can't do anything. You can't hurt me.
And what will you do if Heaven doesn't exist?
beautyandlies1 8 months ago
@beautyandlies1 How can you be gay but catholic, lol. Thats like saying I murder people but im Christian!
horang106 1 month ago
@horang106 Murdering was rampant in the bible... perhaps you've never read it but I'm pretty sure that it's okay to be a murderer and a christian (at least murdering in god's name was okay, just read the old testament).
kiasta 1 month ago
@kiasta thats true i take back my comment lol
horang106 1 month ago
"Welcome, unsaved trash line 2!"
leaslic 8 months ago
Oh, you poor souls...
SuperHeybo 8 months ago
thumbs up if you like Mrs. Betty Bowers' Christian Sex Tape
sexykatie90 9 months ago
Betty you better hope Jesus dosen't exist. No, not because he would send you to hell, because that perverted fuck would be so turned on by your filthy mind that he would never let you get any sleep.
Idlemindswander 9 months ago 54
@Idlemindswander lmao this made me laugh so hard sorry i stole it as my facebook status!!
Tashley2011 2 months ago
@Idlemindswander jesus didnt write the bible. jesus was actually a really kind person.
TheThunderGirl1 2 months ago
oh you Christians........Can't you see you will all go to Hel. You all live until your old or die from sickness. You must die honorably in battle to be able to go to Valhalla.
xinic5 9 months ago 3
@xinic5 Screw heaven, I want to go to Valhalla when I die!!
valshebnaya 8 months ago
@valshebnaya - I want to go to Betty Bowers place for tea and cake.
TheSpankymonkey 8 months ago 4
@CitizensAgainstObama Too bad we have a military. Defense needs to be seriously cut back so we can have more entitlement programs. The military is nothing more than a group of savages that rape and pillage countries that we occupy. You are a total idiot. Isn't it also funny that Atheists always know more about the Bible than the so-called Christians? And one more thing: We are NOT fighting for our freedoms in the Middle East. I wish people would stop supporting the military!
putamaya 10 months ago
@putamaya you're mentally ill
sahunt1973 8 months ago
When are you and Edward Current doing a video together? It might be beneficial to both of you. I know I would enjoy it!
MarxDezix 10 months ago
I am dazzled by your intelligence., miss. Your retorts in the comments page are just as delightful as the video :D
I am also amazed at the loving christians that have sworn a place in hell for you. Soon, you'll have a whole soccer stadium just for you. Think of the possibilities!
Falsodeus 10 months ago 3
Jesus calling ....BLOCK!
alexia2099 10 months ago
Poor Jesus, lol.
jennyinthepark 10 months ago
Hmm I could just imagine Mrs. Betty Bowers and church lady from SNL together. That would be amazing to see
Azrael666Azazel 11 months ago
@Azrael666Azazel that would be just special!
14coldplay 10 months ago
Save the hole in front for marriage!
visvaldisX 11 months ago 2
when will you religon nuts wake the hell up and realize there is no god there is no angels.bad enough religion has bad rep molesting boy,war,brain washing children to make them believe you burn in hell if u sin that is what u call child abuse.A athiest has every right to speak up if u dont like it then dont watch thease shows.
mike5311971 11 months ago
OMG, I looked up that bible verse Ezekial 23:20, and it's actually there. O.O
No wonder Betty Bowers says that the bible is not Christian enough for a Christian home. :P
indigothecat 11 months ago
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What a bitch.
I love it.
ScrewFoxNews 1 year ago
Jew calling in violation of restraining order LMFAO
tj11112222 1 year ago
Betty for President
tj11112222 1 year ago
end of video: so christian ladies wipe their make-up off, THEN give blow jobs, okay, got it!
I like the "save the hole in the front for marriage" pamphlet. Lol.
TheRachaelLefler 1 year ago 2
I think this is funny...., and that's coming from a conservative cristian. god, people need a sense of humor.
Blacckkfire 1 year ago 2
Have my babies please!!!!
TheSpylander 1 year ago
LMAO! This is some of the best humor I've seen in a while! Keep it up!
JAC
TheJacov 1 year ago 3
I love Mrs.Betty Bowers, America's best Christian. I want to hear what sex with Jesus was like!
1111che 1 year ago 3
Oh, Betty, you are SO hot!!!! Ever consider trying the "other side of the street"? I promise you a good time!!! :)
Patriotgal1 1 year ago
I believe that some people are born gay and that there's nothing they could do to change that. I do not like Miss Bowers' views on most subjects but I love her as I do everyone else.
WWEGameFan 1 year ago
I'm not a hardcore conservative christian like miss palin nor am I a radical liberal christian like mrs betty bowers, I'm a independent anarchist christian that belives most politicians are all about talk but no action and that there should be no government, i belive that you can be homosexual and saved at the same time for all man is saved form sin as long as they belive in the devine power and glory of the lord and savior Jesus Christ. God bless all of you
WWEGameFan 1 year ago
@WWEGameFan Things aren't exactly perfect, but without a governing body, this country would definitely be a lot worse off.
ryandom93 1 year ago
Great vid Betty :>)
but just a note, we do have dental treatment in the UK now, it’s body fat that’s the new ‘bad teeth’ now..... There are days when the tube is like a Fernando Botero’s painting.... more scary than a moderate Christian.....
TheFireHorseUK 1 year ago 2
You're such a genious. Madonna bless you.
lalishelaide 1 year ago 6
What fun!
laughingsashka 1 year ago
Betty is the absolute best out there.
tranquist1 1 year ago 4
Perfectly done Betty ;O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 1 year ago
.....Betty please speak at the next Tea Party convention. Help us with our movement........bowel movement that is. Glory!
coolspindrift 1 year ago
Hallelujah, and amen. Except for reading the nasty parts of the Bible you are right sister Betty. Might I recommend you do like I do and just skip over the parts of the Bible where our Glorious God is ordering murder and mahem and rape and insest and you will worship him more blindly. But if you must read all of the inspired words of God just remember this, it ain't murder if God does it.
traycox01 1 year ago 6
@MrsBettyBowers ur so fucking awesome i luv u soooo much XD ill never unsubscribe )o( blessings from the pagans )o( HAIL Yahweh and jesus christ lord raaawwrrr!!
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bbqnigra 1 year ago
@bbqnigra What a charming greeting! And allow me to reciprocate by wishing all America's ignorant White Trash a Merry Christmas. Whether you're passed out in a corduroy Laz-Z-Boy in the trailer, whipping up holiday gifts in the meth lab or visiting your sons/parents in penitentiaries, may the joys of the holiday be with you and yours!
MrsBettyBowers 1 year ago 26
@MrsBettyBowers
Sister Betty, have you ever noticed how people who live in glass trailers throw the most stones.
traycox01 1 year ago 4
@MrsBettyBowers What an interesting video on sex there, Betty! You're the best there ever was! And so is Jesus!
Chicago10281 1 year ago
@bbqnigra And hell is exactly where you worthless inbred piece of dog shit is heading! may the devil your father snuff your life !
giggilamour 1 year ago
Seven days...
TemporalOnline 1 year ago
1:23, LMFAO
diamadtiel 1 year ago
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LylythTV 1 year ago
lol @ "And you don't need facts when you've got Jesus." You still need facts to prove your religion. That is the only reason why I'm Atheist/Agnostic.
chaoticcorpse 1 year ago
this is why i am a PROUD member of Landover!
wielghammer 1 year ago
"A Christian lady never leaves lipstick on a body part that is not seen in church."
Oh, way to GO, Betty! Now you know what I'm going to have to do? Yeah, now I'm going to have to go down to the closest church and whip it out in front of everybody. Thanks a LOT! I'll probably get arrested and it's all your fault.
But Christian men will be a lot happier for it.
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Liberals hating Christians. What else is new? Get some new material.
HokiesAndDawgs 1 year ago
@HokiesAndDawgs I realize that the crass, ignorant, white trash caller from a prison may have hit a little close to home to a racist Neo-Nazi like you, but people who glorify evil, failed, crazy regimes of 70 years ago are not in the best position to get all prissy about new material, dear.
MrsBettyBowers 1 year ago 135
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@MrsBettyBowers
My Great Uncle gave his life for Germany in the 1930s. Unlike liberals, I appreciate family and the sacrifice he made for what he believed in. I know that's a foreign concept to an ignorant bitch and piece of atheist filth like yourself but you've got your place in hell already reserved, "dear." Enjoy your spot in hell.
CitizensAgainstObama 1 year ago
@CitizensAgainstObama You've been eligible for enlistment for 5 years and you have to go back 70 years to cite an example of your family actually being the troops instead of “supporting” them with a cheap metallic decal on the back of a car? Congratulations, I see that you are a pretend patriot from the Dick “Five Deferments” Cheney School of Hollow, Selfish Blather.
MrsBettyBowers 1 year ago 154
@CitizensAgainstObama I call trollin
phr33Thinker 1 year ago
@CitizensAgainstObama Way to hate fella. Did your religion make you that way or does it come naturally?
Vasana4 11 months ago
@CitizensAgainstObama Of course because that sounds like what a loving god would do. Seriously I disagree with most of my family and if i think that their position is fucking retarded then I will tell them its fucking retarded. The truth doesn't fucking hurt
wormboy66 10 months ago
@CitizensAgainstObama Shut the fuck up. Put on the uniform, go to Afghanistan, get a gun and go to work, you spinlless bitch.
MrMKH2010 10 months ago 2
@CitizensAgainstObama thy shall love thy neighbor.. ill see you in hell my friend! oh wait, im not religious so im not going there.. or how was that again? im going if i believe in god, but not if i hate someone who rapes my sister and kills my family, (gods mighty plan) and im going to hell if i dont belive in it??? this is fucked up
oaaserud 9 months ago
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@MrsBettyBowers
One more question - what's first on your list when your arrive in hell? You going to say hello to Karl Marx? Engels? Maybe Darwin? Ugly, ignorant, atheist, skanky ass bitch. That sums you up.
CitizensAgainstObama 1 year ago
@CitizensAgainstObama There is no hell, child. There is no god, there is no devil, no hell, no heaven, no Santa Claus, no Tooth Fairie. Grow up.
jymbo1969 1 year ago
@CitizensAgainstObama and to sum you up would be to say you are insane, delusional, demented, slow, and paranoid.
mattabe75 1 year ago
@CitizensAgainstObama and to sum you up would be to say you are insane, delusional, demented, slow, and paranoid.
mattabe75 1 year ago
@CitizensAgainstObama
I'd totally do Darwin in Hell, smart guys are sooooo hot.
(is it voluntary idiocy that you, as a christian, have a hate-promoting nickname?)
Falsodeus 10 months ago
@CitizensAgainstObama Obviously if you leave such filth on the channel of such a fine, upstanding Christian woman - YOU MUST BE UNSAVED TRASH!!!
TheManray05 8 months ago
@HokiesAndDawgs YES BUT IT IS ALL TRUE!
mik99D 11 months ago
@HokiesAndDawgs liberals dont hate christians any more than christians hate anyone who doesnt believe in their "god". seriously.
itsmichaeljohnson 11 months ago 3
@HokiesAndDawgs moron much?
gphhawkins 7 months ago
Hee,Hee,Hee.Such an adorable lady.
Much Love,Mrs. Betty Bowers : )
liw213 1 year ago
Love you Betty!!!
ThorneAstor 1 year ago
@ThorneAstor fuck you
444rrrfff 1 year ago
@444rrrfff What position?
ThorneAstor 1 year ago
Omg, this shit's hilarious. Excellent writing and amazing delivery. GJ!
Tatchko 1 year ago 6
funny and factual!! keep em comming mrs betty bowers,america needs you!!!
maxamvs327 1 year ago
woah black betty bam a lam lol <3
DatSkinnyWhiteGirl 1 year ago 2
Leviticus 18:22? So "the way" = lusting after all?
kmelfina 1 year ago
", amen.. amen I say.. hahahahahaha.. DNA>....
falutak 1 year ago
Spot on. One minor quibble: Genesis says quite clearly that Adam and Eve had many sons and daughters.
Templetonq 1 year ago
@Templetonq Doesn't change the incest in the family...
steakman1989 1 year ago
@steakman1989 It makes it slightly less icky. Incest pops up all the time increation myths for obvious reasons.
Templetonq 1 year ago
betty is my role model!!
atheistforchange 1 year ago 6
i'm interested if you look good in real life....
Y0ts0 1 year ago
Well I'm just glad the "No Sin Zone" exists, after all, it's the only place where truth and salvation exist. I love Mrs. Betty Bowers, she is so close to Jesus that I can smell his cologne! I am saved! sniff-sniff! Halleluja! Oh wait, did Jesus just fart? Smells like cinnamon and cloves! Halleluja! I am saved!
junk124578 1 year ago 3
LMAO! I love Mrs. Betty Bowers.
eanderson1974 1 year ago 2
Brilliant!
judikael73 1 year ago
She's doing what Colbert and Stewart have done so well with politics. Make light of serious issues to the delight of a lazy, ignorant audience that is only too happy to consume their completely predictable drivel.
barrysbody 1 year ago
@barrysbody Interesting point of view. Here's a fun fact; A Pew Research Center Poll on April 15, 2007 found that viewers of The Daily Show outscored viewers of actual news programs (as well as Fox viewers) in a test of knowledge concerning current events.
Do some quick Googling concerning education levels among these groups, and I think you'll be surprised.
Quick, what's the right-wing cudgel used to pooh-pooh such statistics? Dismiss these educated, informed folk as "elitists".
alanthacker2000 1 year ago 6
Lol, this is a crack up :) Its great :)
WhereisMuller 1 year ago 2
Noah's sons did see his penis, but it wasn't shoved in their faces. And actually Lot's daughters got their dad drunk and unconscious before having sex with him. Slutty sisters.
jimmacke 1 year ago
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alanthacker2000 1 year ago
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@jimmacke Re: Noah's sons and Noah Jr...As Betty might say, It's all about perspective, dear. For instance: Sure, that peck on the cheek one man might give his same-sex partner in public might be spun as an innocent pda, but True Christians know it's actually shoving their vile lifestyle right down our throats after Botoxing our gag reflex.
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jimmacke 1 year ago
Betty knocks it out of the park yet again! ( Lana Turner calling @ 4:00 )
Longetty 1 year ago 2
i lovey you bettey :3
jkoreosrock 1 year ago 3
The second caller looks almost like Carly Fiorina!
BearcatWizard 1 year ago
"Someone's going to have a seemless transition into hell." lol You are amazing. Marry me.
turkeyman64 1 year ago 4
god raped mary. and she was 13.
ricmarc 1 year ago 2
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Thanx babe. You out did yourself again. Do I see a viral video sent by god! After all it is the 30th anniversary of the Aids virus. Great job Anita Bryant R Reagan and Betty for spreading gods love!
film432 1 year ago
Thanx babe. You out did yourself again. Do I see a viral video sent by god! After all it is the 30th anniversary of the Aids virus. Great job Anita Bryant R Reagan and Betty for spreading gods love!
film432 1 year ago 3
Lucky you, nasty stuff!!
kevkevinkev 1 year ago 2
I want to pray with you in private.
Ansonidak 1 year ago
everytime I see Betty Bowers I have to sin, I have to abuse myself, please make her stop, I have no hope of salvation as long as she continues to comb her hair like that! Make her stopppppppp!!!!!!
wiim2000 1 year ago
20,000 views in 3 days? WIN!
hannibull 1 year ago 2
Oh, but Mrs. Bowers, those body parts -are- seen in Church!
Sushibuttons 1 year ago 2
I can't stop laughing. Hallelujah!
silharima 1 year ago 4
I love you, Betty !
You're so charming and funny ! :D
PineappleSlapper 1 year ago 2
Praise thee, Elizabeth!
ScrewFoxNews 1 year ago
Betty, if it wasn't illegal for us gays to get married, I would ask you- America's Best Christian- to marry me. :-*
circlesky73 1 year ago 4
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oh i get it... this is innuendo like..
atheism is evidence against intelligent design....or
atheism the rational belief....or
"I'm am atheist and a DAMNED good one"...or
" I'm a atheist and i take religion VERY seriously"
Hee Hee
aaugoaa 1 year ago