The Serial Killers Fortune

[Mrsmarkmus]

Creepy!

[airstroke]

This is truly scary, although it is all papers, but u can bring the emotion out

Great job

[BritneyGiggles]

Im scared . . lol

[Pokemaniac8263]

I really like the way you use paper it's AWSOME!!!!! (and the video maneged to creep me out and make me laugh)

[spoinky21]

Ahh... this scared me a bit. <3 it though

[chelsealauren2010]

Awwwww, poor guy :(

[xCirca1994x]

Staples must love you.

[bluberrypenguin]

i like how your shirt goes with your serial-killernesss

[wookielin123]

its funny that the promoted video on the side is "...and i'm a morman" heheh

[firexsound]

your wonderfully macabre hunny, keep em' coming :)!

[PureFunk13]

hehe.....all their boobs look funny

[RachJaneRandom]

if you want girls dont eat them :))

[attumsky123]

Eating human guts:) wow never thought of that:)

[Onepiecefan3]

This is funny because I think you kinda look like dexter ;D

[TheSackGirl]

PLease tell me where you got that shirt!

[xmusicislifex333]

omg his shirt totally fits with the story!!! :)

[xmusicislifex333]

omg his shirt totally fits with the story!!! :)

[mahtexas]

thats.......disturbing. im gonna watch the triangle now!

[r3tard3d3d]

that must ages taken ages 2 make!

[doctorturkleton]

That was... terrifying. ;-;

[Nyxie05]

You look like Jack from the shining!!!!!

*slightly.

[TheJohnnyDeppendente]

LOVE IT!!!

SO CREEPY!!

[kwooster58]

loved it and still do haha

[ViviiGoRAWR]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

it's the fortune teller!!1

j;lsdkfj;a wk4tk;karjf lkwej;lkjK!!!!!!!!!!!one!!11!!­1!!!

[azzie08max]

that was cool, but terrifying. I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight, but then I'll just stay up watching more Receptionist :D

[Doubleornothin996]

yup...seriously freaked out now... someone watches too much robot chicken...

[musicworld95]

haha nice texas chain saw massacure taping her face on urs thing

and thats a really good drawing of beauty and the beast

[janweavy]

nice

[bLuEp00tzie]

hahaha! the whole time I kept thinking... he does look a little bit like dexter...

[x0hamx0]

omg my friend has the same shirt as you

[PinkGrapefruit22]

I am fantastically freaked out right now. But excellent ironic reinterpretation of a Disney classic!

[Bartorellio117]

$40 for the cold hard truth? Must be the recession...

Oh, and I like the plant in the background. No better way to lighten up where a serial killer dismembers bodies, than some extra oxygen!

[lilcrazy09]

omg beauty and the beast is my favorite movie. lol. I love creepiness of the music. and yea, don't take a knife with you on a date...........or make masks out of them. :)

[smiletone]

great vid! i really enjoyed it lol

[wingz1206]

GThat was morbidly awesome!!!

i luved the beauty and the beast song....

[iKissWolves]

Maybe you should leave the knife at home when you go on a date.

:)

[TheReceptionist]

Not a bad piece of advice.

[yachesinaduck]

creppy :S especially that pic in the background that scared me :S

awsome vid tho once again ur amazing :]

[craftypineapple]

I love the creepy rendition of Beauty and the Beast in the background. It made the whole thing ten times funnier.

[TheReceptionist]

Who doesn't love Dark Disney?

[Antoinette2190]

@craftypineapple i totally agree.. i was cracking up the whole time. it was the best part i think XD

[girgirl58]

lol that was disturbing but halarious <3 the shirt 2!

[ixxandra]

i still love you shirt!!!!

<33

[swimchickky]

haha oh man

this was crazzzzzzzzzzy

[treasurehunter629]

where do u get ur shirts?

[TheReceptionist]

I get a lot from threadless...some from Goodwill...others from god only knows.

[AshecaWinry]

ah, creepy! Creepy, but masterful.

[pinksmoke25123]

wow, that was disturbing : )

[ButtercreamBrittany]

Awesome video. Again.

[thebeautywithin678]

Wow, just wow xD lolz

[xxXCagedBirdXxx]

woah that was creepy haha XD

[kezi411]

wtf? i love it

[thethreerandomamigos]

wow amazing you rule

[ntiak]

I love it!!

[kellygarrett312]

That was awesome.

[july12prod]

Now you have made beauty and the beast nightmarish for me. XD

[TheReceptionist]

hehe....fun!

[Diamondzr4evr17]

This is hot, how do u do this at work?!

[TheReceptionist]

Very carefully.

[ItachiCat]

Ed Gein/Leather face reference?!?!?! lol

[TheReceptionist]

Of course. Texas Chain Saw (original) is one of my all time favs.

[ItachiCat]

nice, me too!

[Scurvyjones]

You are amazing.

[TheReceptionist]

Aw shucks...you're just saying that.

[blackheart137]

So creepy. So amazing.

You're incredibly talented!

[TheReceptionist]

Thank you very much

[ihearttheplanet]

you are so creative you shouldnt be trapped behind that desk constricted by the limits of constructuion paper not that you arent doing awesome with only that outlet now

[TheReceptionist]

NOOOOOOO!!!!! I must escape someday!

[shimmer90009]

is the thing on the tv beuty and the beast?

[TheReceptionist]

Yes

[empstudioz]

Love it!

[momtoangels]

Wow amazing videos, simply amazing. Every single one is so creative and just perfectly done.

[lightnebula]

that was waaaaaay creepy, but awesome!

[Thebadmeatball]

Damn that was creepy at the end.

[krazysk8rgirl]

that was very... disturbing. yet interesting. im very impressed.

[Dez6693]

whoa lol

[cooksterz]

Oh, climactic and touching.. literally touching. Oh when i saw the palm readers face, i just was so taken aback by his skillful evil yet, sympathetic to his lonely pain. You're so dam good!!

[planetpeacock]

Ha that was great :D

So creative, I love it.

[TheReceptionist]

Glad you enjoyed

[wardrobertstv]

poor, sad serial killer.

and the scariest composite picture i've ever seen.

[PopcornMegaphone]

lol

[frumpyframpton]

Appropriate choice of shirt. This was quite funny, you're a real cut-up.

[lazylisa2009]

what a sexy serial killer!

[DoubleWonderful]

sooooo good

[thefrozenghost]

brilliant!

[DonnaYatz]

I love ur vids! Keep it up

[CheekTV]

Travis, Your facial expressions around 3:20 are hilarious x

[TheReceptionist]

You find humor in the fact that I can not find love because I kill all the girls I meet? Sick! Sigh. CRY!

[schatze78]

I got an asthma attack watching this. I LOVE these. When will your album of creepy yet appealing disney hits be out?

[TheReceptionist]

Just in time for Christmas. It will be titled The Circle Jerk of Life.

[schatze78]

Hahaha, if you make that, I will download it.

[justpassnthru]

Another top quality video from The Receptionist!

[spoofyman]

Ive been seeing a lot of dark things recently any happy exciting videos coming up soon???

[TheReceptionist]

Wish I knew...but I never know until I make um what will fall out of me.

[SmilinSweetpea]

Wow. Very dark and disturbing.

. . .But since it was done so well with happy, colorful construction paper, I watched the whole thing. Not sure what that says about me.

[bowlingballout]

Brilliant!

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I hope the Receptionist DVD collection will be ready in time for Christmas.

[buddhacoin]

You always impress!

Almost died laughing at the intestines part. Hahahaha soooo looooooooong.

[Lunerrrrs]

now i want to watch Beauty & the Beast!

The fortune teller had it coming, you don't tell a killer you KNOW hes a killer!

[mygirlhiro]

freakishly awesome!!!(^-^)

[pookermucker05]

COME ON DOWN AND SEE MISS CLEO!!! CALL ME NOW FOR YAH FREE READIN!!!

....bought time somebody taught those scan artists a lesson!!

[straub11]

good work, buffalo bill

interesting rendition of the beauty and the beast song as well.

[SodiumFreeVideos]

Love it as always.

[laenv]

awesome yet sick

[rhythm7a]

Another awesome video! You are twisted in such an entertaining way.

You have the best sound effects too.

[BilliLovesMargot]

personally i ALWAYS kill after watching beauty and the beast... it's just so romantic right?!?

[TwoFloorsUp90]

Freak!

No just kidding. Great work.

[P00P0STER0US]

Oh wow, that's creepy. Really creepy.

Hell of a way to spend $40.

[greenclover39]

I love this, you're extremely talented!

[DBoT213]

man that sound effect is creepy (the cracking one)

[JaimeSunwoo]

romantic serial killer. i would watch a full length movie on something like that.

no judgments.

[dialF4flipit]

This made my day & scared me, it also made me laugh a bit. The killer's hatred is disguised with love...

[dancer291]

Travis, another dark masterpiece. Thoroughly enjoyed it. (*shiver*) Vincent Price would be so proud!

[UnityPhreak]

I've just decided that I want a feature length receptionist movie!

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! Don't think I haven't ever considered it.

[superhighchrem1]

omg travis this video was dark and hilarious and ill never understand how you get a perfect balance of the two.

[TheReceptionist]

It's probably luck.

[themilkclub]

Great sound effects! And LOL at 3:25 - (dang!)

[JonnyVixen]

Wow just wow

LOL I'm singing the Beauty and the Beast for my vocal lessons, but now whenever I sing I'll be thinking of this morbidly funny vid.

[TheReceptionist]

You should sing it just like a serial killer. You vocal coach will love it.

[JonnyVixen]

xD

She'll look at me like WTF then laugh

[aandreya]

love the chosen music

[TheReceptionist]

I chose it for you.

[nbwulf]

Wicked lil episode... you dark bastard!

Enjoyed it sir... nicely done.

Cheers... J.

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks Jason! Other peoples flesh feels cool on my face with this heat wave.

[cocoman2121]

hey glad ure back FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jk lol

[TheReceptionist]

I escaped!

[cocoman2121]

Too bad my best friend didn't.... lol

[SNL0907]

woooo...The dark side of the receptionist!

[TheReceptionist]

Hmmm....I always kinda though all my vids were dark in nature.

[SNL0907]

You're right. This one just hit me where I live.

I kid!!!

Love all your vids man.

[erahoneybee]

that must have been really difficult for you. Can you tell me a little bit more about your relationships with women?

[TheReceptionist]

They are dangerously cheesy

[erahoneybee]

as was the comment :)

(i was in therapist mode before)

[Skweeker123]

I missed your videos. It's been a while. How's Lo?

[kipinator73]

Travis. :)

[TheReceptionist]

Kipinator. :)

[janyrose]

travis, i missed you

[TheReceptionist]

* embrace

[feliciaisinthehouse]

hahaha great, as always. nice work sir

[TheReceptionist]

* tips hat

[NotThinTwins]

So I'm thinking that I would like to have a print of that wonderful face collage in my room. When will those be available?.....

[TheReceptionist]

Ha! Yeah, those are selling like hot cakes!

[katieMCbindergarten]

•that was great, as always xD

•the beauty and the beast parts, they are so goo.

[TheReceptionist]

I agree...they are very GOO

[katieMCbindergarten]

ooey gooey chewy centers.

yummy.

[monstermoviemaker]

There is no happiness when the cereal killer kills cereal.

[TheReceptionist]

Wise words.

[ImJakeSrsly]

this was hilarious, i loved it. the humor you inject into a serial killers life is terrific.

good work Travis!

[TheReceptionist]

Killers need to smile sometimes.

[TheLindsayBoo]

(o= Super Awesome. SUPERSOME!

Beauty and The Beast! ... Nice.

You are just a creative fella' aren't you!

I image the brain of Travis is like a giant warehouse; papers, files, fishbowls of creative genius just stacked about.

[TheReceptionist]

Heavy on the fishbowls....heavy.

[mightymitchell]

well that was insanely creepy and has inspired me to never be a fortune teller

[TheReceptionist]

Good call. Dangerous profession.

[ccaarriissaa]

I like your warped demented style it's great.

[TheReceptionist]

Many thanks! I like it also.

[AliceInDeadland1]

LOVED IT

[TheReceptionist]

Sweeeet

[GGMeansJoy]

That was seriously creepy, I used to love the eauty and the beast when I ws little, but you version take away any child's infancy LOL ñ_ñ

[TheReceptionist]

I was put here to destroy childhood!

[regamom3]

Really twisted and dark, but really well done Travis!!! Great job!!! I fav it.

[TheReceptionist]

Thanks!!!

[iluveacting13]

Your mind is kinda messed up...and I kinda like it.

Lol, on the serious side though, great videa!

[TheReceptionist]

So I have been told!

[BenTheHen2000]

Nice Shirt! ;)

[TheReceptionist]

It tis.

[BenTheHen2000]

Wish I had it!

[jazzyj890]

I have this really weird feeling I just saw you somewhere outside of YouTube...

[TheReceptionist]

I do go places sometimes.

[deffcat]

that rendition of Beauty and the Beast was magnificent!...sung with so much feeling...ima little fuklempt *_*

[TheReceptionist]

You should hear my version of BE OUR GUEST

[vickyToria97]

Do you recycle I really hope so , because that is a lot of waste trees..?

[TheReceptionist]

I do

[Genn333]

It has been foretold that The Receptionist can make you laugh to death.

[TheReceptionist]

sweet sweet death

[JestingJill]

Travis your my hero, i swear if i ever find a man like you Im gonna tie him up then lock him in a make shift tent home behind my home to do my biddings for all of his eternity. Thanks for the inspiration!

[TheReceptionist]

Finally, a comment as creepy as the video! Much love Jill!

[JestingJill]

What can i say, i learnd from the best.

[oprahlovesgail]

Brilliant.

[Elvisdogg]

LMAO! You're in an advanced state of serial-killerism, having graduated to cannibalism and wearing the dead skin of your victims. Further along the curve than Bundy, even.

Question: what did Jefferey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Answer: "Yew gonna eat that?"

[TheReceptionist]

Ah, killer humor...always hilarious!

[znajka]

This video seriously gave me the creeps. And I'm not often freaked out on even horros movies. Well I guess this must be a sensitive time in my life.

[TheReceptionist]

I am glad to have sent the shivers down your spine.

[ISkipAHeartBeat]

Well you've always known I've loved your videos :) and this was amazing. twisted and fantastic! Rach :) x