Vampire Snatches Jogger

[Murdermeals]

To me you both are vile creatures and as a hunter I will rid you from this earth. Unless your both wannabes who think its cool to drink blood because you like Edward cullen. Real vampires are undead you idiots. Now grow up and stop your fuckin blood fetish!

[ahool69]

silver bullet is a joke, full moon is a joke, wolvesbane is a joke, we can change anytime we want. we can blend in the environment.without being notice, we are highly sensitive and we can tell when something wrong is going to happen, like calamities, specially earthquakes. we made a very huge mark in history, '' THE BEAST OF LE GEVAUDAN ! '' vlad tepes is no vampire, elizabeth bathory is no vampire and so on,but our history is very true my friends !

[ahool69]

we, the wolves are more cunning than these sickos,we ARE STRONGER AND FASTER ! they think were dumb and we are bottom feeders, history claims we are the formidable, high ranks of all cunnings, read the history, we mark the history of horrific true stories, we don't belong in the fables we are the true ones that history foretells.people laugh when vampires are the topic of discussions but when we are the topic the atmosphere changes.

[mirasango]

LMAO

[El3anor]

Ahaha,the site of fellowship of the sun brought me here XD

I really love true blood!

[KaylaHinataMae]

To me: the truth-.- that can be ghost or some thing...

[Xxhisgoldeneyes1901]

I guess HBO really went all out with this True Blood promoting? Luke McDonald has a Youtube account, the Newlins have a website for The Light Of Day, and Jessica Hambly has her own video blog.

[MichaelKlump]

@Xxhisgoldeneyes1901

Jessica Hamby is a slut.

[Xxhisgoldeneyes1901]

@MichaelKlump Explain how so.

[MichaelKlump]

@Xxhisgoldeneyes1901

She went to go fuck the first guy she could as soon as she became a vampire. And wanted to have sex orgies at Fangtasia. And thenshe met that 30 year old Momma's boy while trying to go out and have sex/eat some dudes. And then she did it again with a redneck. She'd do it all the time if it wasn't for her being scared of her hymen. But I guess since her idol is a (auper-bitchy) vampire slut, too, it all makes perfect sense.

I very much don't like miss Hamby.

[Xxhisgoldeneyes1901]

@MichaelKlump Regardless, she's only had sex twice, with the same man, which is far better than most characters on True Blood; why is it okay for Eric to fuck every new stripper in Fangtasia? Actual sex, not sexual intentions that don't happen.

[Fanpires23]

PWN!!! lol This is funny. I laugh every time I see this! I <3 True Blood!

[blackmoon322]

omg they are soo fast...but i swear they're supposed to be humane...i still believe in them tho...

[zeellp]

down with the FOTS! just get along already! they are here and they are not going enywhere so just accept it!

[QueenConsternation]

True Blood!

[Armmodo]

lol

[neoncrystalspark]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

too good.

[Loveless63]

Lol...i cant stop laughing ToT...LOL

[joeandnickaresohot50]

Vampires are your friend!

[dbrzdejmasakr]

Celeritiy :D

[xXxAmazonQueenxXx]

Nothing to do with Twilight....it's called True Blood :D and the book series has been out longer than Twilight...>.>

[Kuramaslilgirl]

and its better written

[pinkmartini2]

No doubt about that. These vampires actually know how to have some fun. heh

[EazyDud]

anyways, who made up that "fast-running"? looks stupid, just like in Twilight, maybe in that true blood-thingy too?

[xXxAmazonQueenxXx]

I dunno...but a lot of the other stories I've read have fast running vampires. It's supposed to be enhanced ability...

[pinkmartini2]

It's a general fictional vampire thing.

[Kuramaslilgirl]

actually this is for true blood

[davampstaxoxo]

Isn't it from the little True Blood extras "The Vampire Report"?

[jandayatl]

Oooooohhhhh fast vamp!

[SebbyHo88]

awesome

[shaolinwisdom]

Damn they are quick!