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  • Heheh. Imagine playing that thing on the train. :)

  • They stole the old logo of Tilt.tv

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  • I thought Pop Station was bad......

  • sack the quarterback!

  • The sounds those games make sound like Mario being murdered by MissingNo. ._.

  • hopw you throw all your popstation things off a skyscraper and go down there and look at it and laugh

  • "TRY ME"

    Those are a message to Nintendo's lawyers

  • I've never seen this and I live in America he lied to us

  • What a horrible, horrible sound it makes.

  • The squirrel is adorable

  • lol i almost bought this when i saw it at a dollar store xD

  • OH SHIT, A FROG!

  • Good luck ever understanding hand egg(american football). It's a vastly over rated and convoluted game.

  • @boethiah12 Yep, I have no idea how the morons in this country are able to actually understand how the scoring system works.

  • U sound like James May

  • The background noise of the racing one sounded like an error. o___o If I were holding it, as soon as it started pulling that crap I'd throw it across the goddamn room and call in the bomb squad.

  • Squirrels! :D:D:D

  • Er, I've seen Tiger handhelds from the 80s that were better than these.

  • I've seen Tiger  handhelds gel the 8

  • sooooooooooooooo funy...........

  • WE NEED A POPSTATION EMULATOR

  • where's the fake Wii-U? (Wii-U rip off!)

  • OMG I THINK I'M WINNING LAWL.

  • I like your revieuws.

    Maybe next time an other background?

    Good Job!

  • I just had a brown sofa

  • where did you buy it

  • 2:47 rip headphone users

  • Whoa european squirrels are weird not enough tail

  • @bobbynews1 There´s something wrong with the tail. I´m Finnish and our squirrels have very long tails. We also have flying squirrels.

  • the racing game played castlevaina

  • what is that song you played at the end?

  • That squirrel had the oddest tail...

  • we meet again...240p

  • this thing is a piece of bullshit i demand u make a video of u burning it

  • those little sonic games from McDonalds back in the day are better than this.

  • @kemando12 I have one of those :)

  • @kemando12 I have the one with Knuckles playing baseball or something.

  • @kemando12 Those are the best McDonald toys I remember actually ^_^ Nowadays the toys are just lumps of plastic vaguely in the shape of a kids film character.

  • @kemando12 i had the racing one but i lost it and this soccer sonic game :/

  • @kemando12

    i still have them xd

    did u saw the poblucity off that ?

    search for : Sonic at his BEST and WORST! - Show and Trailer!

  • @kemando12 Ahh i remember the ones from the happymeal! they were pretty decent

  • @kemando12 omg i remember those.....now that i think of it....ima dumbass for liking them but then again i was only about 6 or 7

  • the sound makes my skin crawl .... 

  • hey we Americans learned you're football you should know ours

  • @Peaceman050 We in the UK aren't footballs, we're humans.

  • @Irockz707 I didnt say u were foot ball just said u guys should play some american football

  • @Irockz707 This comment made my day

  • @Peaceman050 Actually, nobody else besides Americans play American football, or at least not on a professional level.

    Some Americans see football as boring, while some people see American football as confusing and weird. That is why football is unpopular in America and why nobody else cares about American football in the rest of the world.

  • @alexhuje true true I get you point we do see your football as boring and I dont even like american football so I do not know what im talking about

  • @alexhuje football is popular in the U.S.

  • @alexhuje I don't care for football (or soccer, as we call it). I personally don't understand it, because I don't care to learn it. That and it's just not my personal preference. But, however, as a someone who's grown up in the South Eastern United States, College football (American football) is the one thing worth following in my part of the country. That and following who goes to the Super Bowl and watching it. To be quite honest, I don't understand American football. (contin)

  • @alexhuje (contin.) I just know when to yell "RUN, YOU DUMBASS! FASTER!"

  • lol what a POS

  • The sound effects freaked out my dog o.o

  • Frog pic the best part. I like frogs.

  • Everything you review hurts my ears :(

  • I got this as a Christmas present. But yeah I played it for 5 minutes and realized that it would be more fun to rip my eyes out. 

  • @animetodamaximum lol that must suck

  • I had a basketball one... i blew it up

  • No sad onion?! I want my money back!!!!

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  • TRY ME,no thanks!

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • take the checkered flag, not literally that would be theft. pissed my pants

    

  • where does he buy such crap?

  • Customer> Dude I bought a Wii a while ago and I got.. oh god I can't even describe thi-

    Troll> Cool story bro

    Customer> No you don't understand, this isnt a Wii, this is a ball bearing remote that has a screen the size of a stamp with 3 screechy notes and you cant even see the screen when-

    Troll> Problem?

    Customer> DUDE!

    Troll> Problem?

    Customer> I want my fucking $300 back

    Troll> Mad? I think you mad? U mad? I give U refund?

    Customer> YES!

    Troll> Can't, bought 300 more of them to sell to dudes

  • It's like some kid sneeks it into bed *turn on* AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIII­IIIII *wakes up the whole town*

  • @ 2:50 Good Lord, what in all that is holy is that sound?!! That sounds like a cross between someone pouring water on a speaker and a really annoying alarm clock... that's been submerged in soda and 'miraculously' still somewhat works. Eugh!

    And I now want to play 'Salvador Dali's Magic Ballarina Simulator.'

  • @michaljacson100 you should go the pund shop and you will find all the crap you need

  • Omg that's the biggest screen iver ever seen

  • Worlds biggest screen

  • SQUIRRELS!!

  • the screen is huge

  • who would want to buy something that deliberately ear-rapes you during the entire game?!

  • GO FOOTBALL/SOCCER!!!

  • These things were recalled over hear in the states and i don't know why how i found out somone wanted to review this picese of shit and they went to walmart to find it you can find alot of shit in walmart and he took um up to buy it and they said they were recalled reason they got found out or someone got hurt ae the thing blow up in there face and they got nasty burns PS you make funny vids the popstation watch i do like keep up the good work

  • That squirrel has an awfully short tail!

  • Football is quite horrible for that sound!

    6:46

  • Watched many videos by ashens but didn't see his face until the 5th video up to the i was convinced he was my old French teacher!

  • What is the music at the end called? I've heard it before, in SpongeBob.

  • Someone needs to make Salvador Dalí 's Magic Ballerina Simulator NOW! I would pay money for that.

  • awesome

  • Lol Simon Cowell reviewing this thing lol..

  • SQUIRRELS!

  • TolstoyKafkaEvsky reviewed this 1st.

  • WTF 

  • Squirralz!

  • Squrralz!

  • What is that sound?

  • should have opened it!!

  • @vivaluis59 I'll second that, major disappointment when we didn't get to see the ballbearing-based motion detection. :(

  • Now that's "ripped production".

  • Salvador Dali's Magic Ballerina Simulator is an awesome game

  • this seems like the perfect gift pedophiles can give to kids

  • @dogpile01 wouldn't the kids throw it at the pedos?

  • @runekid33 possibly, although the point i was ,making was that they can use it to lure young children, you know like that whole candy under the box bit

  • that sux

  • Who knows where that Music is from at the end of the video when the squirrel is on?

  • God! Is that the sound of a cat dying as it it slowly stabbed to death or is that supposed to be the sound of a car driving down a speedway?

  • 77 people work for the chinese ripoff blackmarket.

  • Frog :D

  • SCARY THOUGHT: You've just been staring at a black screen for about 10 minutes...

  • I love how you just launch the packaging across your living room.

  • FROGGY!!!!

  • I saw "Tits" in title... Really small mistake and that's why i'm here...

  • I couldn't stop laughing after you turned on the motion controls. Just everything went wrong after that

  • I don't get why we call it football, wouldn't Tackle Ball be better?

  • @Tenkagethewise Don't worry. Even us Americans are confused on why we call it football. xD

  • @ReiTheSage

    I just call it "hand egg." It makes more sense.

  • @ReiTheSage hahah too true i call it american football and soccer i call football

  • @ReiTheSage but we call it football to piss off the other countries because we speak american,i know we speak english but if i say america it feels more impowering :)

  • @chevcorvette1998 no.....subscriber whore

  • that squirrel had a weird tail

  • Ready, steady, CRAP!

  • @JoZzAHD uuuugh!

  • this was the first ashen reveiw ive ever seen and i lughed my ass of XD

  • Not a bad idea for a system. I might draw concepts of the Wii 2 based on this.

  • 2:49 - Well it turns out that having Whitehouse score your Chinese Wii-mote knock off is a bad idea. There's a useful piece of advice that I am sure we can all call upon at some point in our lives.

  • Press Start 2 prop!

  • Im scared to think of what the nintendo 3ds rip off will look like! 0_o

  • My ears are bleeding.

    Anyone else? XD

  • @NeepohnToonyDStudios No, just my eyes. Thanks for asking :D

  • the sad thing is if you took a time machine into the 70s with that shit it would sell millions

  • OH JESUS, MY POOR EARS. EAR RAPE, EAR RAPE.

  • 2:49

    Ear bleeding begins here.

  • i only watched it for the squirrels....

  • Lmfao. I love how it's still making that annoying noise on the couch.

  • Wii Phone review?

  • I work at walmart (sad, I know) and I've never seen this abomination. Then again, I'm not allowed to think there... God help me if I ever look at the shelves. Fuckin' rouge management...

  • I once saw a baseball version of this at a walmart. It was just as shitty! I don't remember the name though.

  • what happened to the squirrels tail?

  • toyquest.com/home/home/ apparently we can find em in the states.

  • haha ... bishop ...

  • My ears have been raped by the fake Wiimotes. D:

  • this game will be fun if it the 70s

  • @keroro24585 There is funner things to do in the 70's then play crap like that :P

  • @GunsOfThePhoenix Like sleeping. Or breathing.

  • @FullMetalAlcohol how about drawing with sticks in the dirt?

  • @GunsOfThePhoenix That too.

  • better than wii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HYPNO FROG! BUT YOU DIED !!!?? I KILLED YOU!!!! BASTARRRD!!!!

  • burn it with FIRE!!!

  • Isn't the racing game the same exact thing thwn the racing game frok some POP consoles?

  • 2:47 Justin Bieber singing

  • Your hands control the action ;)

  • this is better than tweetermans reveiw

  • Why are we so enthralled with disappointing depressing knocked-off crap from China?

    Is it because it proves that the human race is capable of and has reason to produce such crap, when infinitely better originals already exist?

    Srs question.

  • @DanVielwerth Because it is shocking to know how many useful materials are wasted for absolute rubbish: Batteries, glass, plastic,computer chips, synthetic materials, etc. It is also shocking to know that these things are continulously made, so there must actually be lucrative market for it. Its the same reason people watch a documentary about a serial killer.

  • its brown sofa time once again, which sounds like a euphemism for something horrible and in a way it is i ROFLD when i heard that

  • You can't see it but it actually runs crysis at maxed settings.

  • hypno frog!!!!!!!

  • READY! STEADY! CRAP!!!!!!!! LOL

  • oh my ears

  • don't squirrels usually have a large fluffy tail? or is this some kind of fake mutant chinese rip off squirrel???

  • @GiantGenesse Most squirrels do have a large fluffy tail, except for the rare Accident-prone Clumsy Squirrels. These have a tail at birth, but lose it when they attempt to steal seeds in a dangerous place.

  • that noise is making my ears bleed

  • in australia we offer those types of toys as either ceral box toys or those toys you get in a happy meal at mcdonalds

  • U no that this got recalled

  • IT'S A FROG!

  • The godmonster is the only thing that can cheer me up.

  • TRY ME! ......no thanks

  • I'm wearing headphones. My ears are now killing

  • @21djk oh crap i'm wearing headphones to

  • Hm? What's this coming from my ear...? Oh, blood. How lovely. (This game thing has great sound effects, doesn't it?)

  • we have these crappy game things for sale EVERYWHERE here in the states

  • hold that lead

  • The only problem is, it has better graphics than the Wii :(

  • I remember owning that racing game when I was 5 or so. The "sprites", "sound", backdrop and gameplay are all identical, although the screen was larger and lighter, and the layout of the device was a more traditional pad style.

    Oh, and did I mention that I'm 26 now? That's right, they've re-used 20+ year old game boards that were considered crappy BACK IN 1989 and have now been mouldering at the back of a warehouse in Shenzhen for over two decades! That's pure genius.

  • lol how do you get this cheap stuff

  • my but hurts from watching reviews all day .figuers.

  • R.I.P headphone users.

  • You don't know football!!! WTF? I know your British but ITS FOOTBALL! I know how to play rugby and I'm American.

  • @zelda7ase He probably means that he doesn't understand the video game versions of football

    whether that be 'American football' or British Football.

  • @zelda7ase Dude, not everyone know how to play your National game. Do you know how to play Cricket? Do you know how to play Aussie rules footy (AFL). Can you tell the difference between a normal game and a 20/20? Coz if you can without looking it up after you read this, good on you. If not, then don't cocky... please?

  • Imagine how bad the inevitable Kinect rip-off will be. It'll be even worse than cancer, chuck norris dying and the spontanious combustion of Jesus all put together in a blender

  • You sound like Moss from the IT crowd at 6:38 - 6:43

  • Waiting till they rip-off PlayStation Move and KINECT

  • WAIT TILL THEY RIP OFF KINECT

  • @MrCakeman19 KINECT is already ripped from something, remember EyeToy? Same concept.