I worked in a call center and whenever someone lied to me on the phone (guy wasn't there, guy moved away, etc), I always sang to myself "LI-AR! LI-AR! LI-AR!"
"Oh! My area!" OMG, whenever they say "area", I just can't stop laughing...reminds me of when I was kid, right along with "down there".... XD actually, "area" is WAY funnier.
It's weird that people are so familiar with these really crappy, really obscure old movies that they can quote them the way you'd quote Star Wars or something.
It's because of this movie that every time I order a burger i have to stop myself from calling it a "chargrilled hamburger sandwich with french fried potato garnish."
aww you missed the BEST part of the ep! when he's washing the windows and servo does in her voice "noo noo, you're ruining it for me! I want you to try on some shooes!" ROFLMAO! I'm about to cry from laughing now just thinking about it lol!
Great job editing! LOLZ
mrmabstoa 3 weeks ago
"I should really call Mr. Blake and tell him how much I like him"
thekittleone 1 month ago
1 person doesnt know how toast works
skrapyard444 1 month ago
200 likes "Help us!!!"
rbeltran420 2 months ago
I think that if it were being riffed today, one of the riffs would be to add to the name of the movie: "The Occupy Wall Street Story"......
edgolo 3 months ago
@edgolo - i haven't seen this episode, why would that be? their parents are the bankers / capialists / etc?
JustSomePerson888 2 months ago
That Rapid Transportation was REALLY moving!!!
TheRadical42 5 months ago
I like Jell-O.
tegrenath 5 months ago
5:39 - I still love how the shoe store owner cruises the guy's crotch before hiring him.
topsonneedsdad 5 months ago 2
I'll just put this over here by mom's suicide note.
fredlburrows 6 months ago
Favorite non-featured line (from the Truck Farmer short):
Servo: "I'm from Canada. What'm *I* doin' here?"
mdumas43073 6 months ago
Thank God, I'm white! XD That line killed me!
Igarappappa 6 months ago
how about something in a size me?
NewPaltzIndie 6 months ago
I WORSHIP THE TRUCK FARMER! ...........lol.
hownekromantik 7 months ago
Hail Truck Farmer!
Luddseven 8 months ago
You ever worked as a boy before?
Eric199212 9 months ago
Some lines you left out. Truck Farmer: "AHHH, it's Killdozer! Clint Walker, NO!"
"Oh, this is an artistic view of farming."
"Wait a minute, has anyone seen a truck?"
I Accuse My Parents: "Eleanor Roosevelt's pissed!"
"So Jimmy, do you like your kneecaps?"
"William Frawley! Montgomery Clift!"
"Meanwhile, at Black Panther headquarters"
MarkVaderr 9 months ago
@MarkVaderr Also "Life on the lam, an affordable vacation."
gladfan1989 6 months ago
HAIL TRUCK FARMER!
jasonw131 9 months ago
I worked in a call center and whenever someone lied to me on the phone (guy wasn't there, guy moved away, etc), I always sang to myself "LI-AR! LI-AR! LI-AR!"
VonCouch 9 months ago
Here's $5.
Go buy some looseleaf paper.
Professorben112 10 months ago
1 person had too much DDT sprayed on their carrots while growing up.
kirk1968 10 months ago
Joel: Easter Bunny Films presents...
XD Love it!
BryonYoungblood 10 months ago
"he's so sweet"
"he knows my shoe size"
I think that was my favorite line
Revinita 10 months ago
Thank you SO MUCH for posting! Love Joel in them the best :)
nikitaldy01 11 months ago
"I'd like to deposit some guilt and withdraw some denial please"
Elyzater 11 months ago 6
Penial Replacement Corporation Pictures presents! XD
PyrozPlayground 11 months ago
One person who watched this evidently loves their parents
DenizenOfTheAbyss 11 months ago
"Your sentence is hereby suspended."
"Thank god I'm white!"
cuppajoe99 11 months ago 4
I like that you put one of the theme song jams in
MichRockHop81108 1 year ago
The Truck Farmer and Chicken Of Tomorrow are probably two of the best shorts in the series' run
tripdefect87 1 year ago 2
Tom Servo, Joel, and Crow: Lier, lier, lier, lier, woo wee.
Crow: Man, everyone lies in this movie.
TheQuilanvos 1 year ago
South Texas supremacy.
SASardonic 1 year ago
"...but cut off the eyes and it's good eatin'!" makes me laugh every time! ^_^
customcartoons 1 year ago
He stands at parade rest for his mom?
BlueAx 1 year ago
CHARGE!!!
eyelikeblitzin 1 year ago 2
I'll have to remember that line: "A size 6 - how about something in a size me?" Now, have to find a way to work shoes sizes into the conversation....
macsters451 1 year ago
"Oh! My area!" OMG, whenever they say "area", I just can't stop laughing...reminds me of when I was kid, right along with "down there".... XD actually, "area" is WAY funnier.
dovegrey1 1 year ago 2
"You interested in something for shoes?"
"No for a fish sandwich!"
bloodmuffin1 1 year ago
Penial Replacement Corporation presents...
LowellDevil 1 year ago
HAIL THE TRUCK FARMER!!!
femoman 1 year ago
"some carrots...are humiliated publicly"
TmasterREY 1 year ago
"Where's my $5?"
Licreh 1 year ago
You left out "Well I'll be damned, I'm in Mexico!"
trueblue274 1 year ago
And I was in my underwear and you were on the trapeze.
BlueEyes7452 1 year ago
"Yes Satan. Speak to me through this song."
"I'll just put this over next to mom's suicide not."
CLASSIC LINES
TheSHEERHEARTATTACK 1 year ago
"Nobody's going to take you away from me. Nobody."
"Not even me, see? I'll kill me before that happens!" :D
RadcliffOfCrymod 1 year ago 2
HELP US!!
yaywhewclips242 1 year ago
Favorite lines not included:
*when Jimmy is leaving* I saw some kick ass parties here!
*whenever painting of ducks is seen* QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
*bad guy hides in closet, muffled* Hey, where'd you get these golf clubs?
VonCouch 1 year ago 3
@VonCouch LieDoubleLieBigFatLie
Mois52 1 year ago 2
Man
Everybody lies in this movie.
Calgarian 1 year ago 2
Help Us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
TheMattShow1011 1 year ago
@ 4:46
Dad: Here's five dollars. Go out and celebrate.
When my own father and I saw that scene, we both cracked up like nobody's business. XD
IliyaMoroumetz 1 year ago
Truck Farmer is my favourite short
BloodofSpartans 1 year ago
@BloodofSpartans Worship the truck farmer! at the church of your choice. HAIL TRUCKFARMER! HAIL TRUCKFARMER!
Wafflepudding 1 year ago
*sigh* oh, propaganda films, I have missed thee.
fishgul69 1 year ago 2
LIAR,LIAR,LIAR!
yamiblade 1 year ago
Here in Southern Texas, there is another problem: Texans.
PressAltF4OrElse 1 year ago
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It's weird that people are so familiar with these really crappy, really obscure old movies that they can quote them the way you'd quote Star Wars or something.
"I won an essay contest!"
CatAtomic99 1 year ago
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CatAtomic99 1 year ago
I like Jello :>
pcadnezbite 1 year ago
i've been watching rifftracks so much i forgot about this!
dustymew 1 year ago
"Accusingly Yours Jimmy"
lioweif 1 year ago 3
Crow: "i'm thinkin of tellin my wife I love her... nah forget it not worth it" Funny timing. lol.
0123caj 1 year ago 2
"Easter Bunny Films presents..."
"Truck Farmer: The Special Edition! Contains scenes the studio originally thought too graphic for audiences!"
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago 4
This is my favorite episode EVER!!!! Me and my sister used to sing "Are you Happy" all the time!
anandini77 2 years ago
LIAR, LIAR, LIAR
BlueEyes7452 2 years ago 15
Well, Crow was certainly on a roll during that short...
typacsk 2 years ago 3
"Here in southern Texas there is another problem." Crow: "Texans!!!!" I lost it XD
devildogkelley 2 years ago 13
"I'm thinking of telling my wife I love her. Naaah, forget it." Saw this when it first aired, and it's never gotten old!
kirk1968 2 years ago
"I was abused as a zygote."
LHellamy 2 years ago 2
until he is 21? This guy is in his mid 30s.
marky2112 2 years ago 6
"We'regonnatalklike this, see?"
El135o 2 years ago 5
3:40 - Servo is quite the singer!
maestro1286 2 years ago 3
If I had parents, I'd accuse them right now!
Donionbubs 2 years ago
"I accuse my parents"
We have a title! Yes! Whoo!
ilikethecoke 2 years ago
I like Jello! :D
RaineeLuv 2 years ago 2
6:35 CHARGE!
typomanbros 2 years ago
Let's take you back to when DDT was safe!
ShadowXII 2 years ago
7:27!!!
HesitantEvil 2 years ago
here in southern Texas there is an additional problem-Texans
randyj420 2 years ago 82
@randyj420.....we have that same problem in Pennsylvania, texans!
throbbin87 1 year ago
@randyj420 "First thing that Harry drilled into me was Harry."
ThaddeusRobe 11 months ago
"here's a five inch nail for dessert ..go nuts"
HAHAHA best part of this short you should include it..lol
frofro9997 2 years ago 2
"Liar, Liar" LOL!!
Natester555 2 years ago 3
It's because of this movie that every time I order a burger i have to stop myself from calling it a "chargrilled hamburger sandwich with french fried potato garnish."
MisterFiend 2 years ago 3
I like Jello.
psychopomp88 2 years ago 3
you left out my favourite "mirror mirror on the wall, will I make it to last call?"
Mattteus 2 years ago
Later, this device was used to beat back the worker!
I cannot stop laughing and wincing at that line
Brainstrain 2 years ago
"if i was in my underwear and you were on the trapeze..."
edwinspindrift 2 years ago
I Accuse My Parents is my favorite mst3k
Ellidegg 2 years ago 3
aww you missed the BEST part of the ep! when he's washing the windows and servo does in her voice "noo noo, you're ruining it for me! I want you to try on some shooes!" ROFLMAO! I'm about to cry from laughing now just thinking about it lol!
aeonjoey 2 years ago
"I know how toast works!" hahaha
mishkin13 2 years ago
"later, this device is used to beat back the workers!"
thatbigolhead 2 years ago 2
They laughed when I accused my Parents and I killed them...Lets see who is laughing NOW!!!!!!
ChinchillaAngel 2 years ago 3
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thatbigolhead 2 years ago
This is my family's favorite episode. The duck quacking is legendary!
vlcupper 2 years ago
This is one of the funniest MST3K
ChinchillaAngel 2 years ago
Let's take you back to the days when DDT was safe
Adrialgon 2 years ago
*sings* LIAR, LIAR, LIAR!
MyMelyanna 2 years ago 49
6:00 : ow! My area!
JustShoveJayOhBe 3 years ago 2
"Thank God I'm White..!"
untitleme61 3 years ago 10
1:56
Thank God that chain link is there or all the carrots would fall out.
kissfan7 3 years ago 8
"Now that's a weird position."
BottleofXrum 3 years ago
I love your "favorite moments" videos. I used to watch this show at midnight on Comedy Central back when I was a kid.
charlesajones77 3 years ago 3
Thank you, Best Brains!
grimalchemist85 3 years ago 2
"All hail the mighy truck driver!"
"We have a title!"
"LIAR LIAR LIAR!"
"Yes, Satan, speak to me through this song."
"Accusingly yours, Jimmy."
Anynom 3 years ago 5