5 Weird Questions with Patton Oswalt

[geekatron1995]

So, like... was this like a thing for the Make Wish Foundation? What the fuck?

[benediktstehle]

i learned so much!! hahahahahaha

[benediktstehle]

fuck her! dude!! so bad!!

[KevinKolb4]

i liked the pair of tits on the lesbo to the right. is their a nude version of this?

[cydisc]

And then... he hit that.

Literally.

[mavriksfan11]

We should kill people like this. Honestly, the interviews with children about Ratatouille sound like a breeze compared to this nightmare from hell of an interview.

[wasp9]

Please, just die. You're not funny. You don't even deserve to be remotely close to this comic genius.

[Krobar]

This made me sad for Patton

[djovinelli]

he did everything in his power to make this amusing. . . .it couldnt be done though

[brogin]

This is what happens when you think you're funny and you really, really aren't.

[derek1134]

Chaz Bono?

[potlogicradio]

@derek1134 bahahahahahaha

[deathcorenut]

Patton's such a cool guy for putting up with stuff like this so nicely...

[BlakeTahoe]

wtf did i just watch.....this is like what an interview would be if you left it all up to a 5yo.."can i hit you with a piece of turkey"..are kidding me?

[DuckSackJones87]

Hmm...Rachel Dratch dyed her hair red and them became retardedly unfunny...

[astrogallotron]

God, my eyes, my ears.

[SpaceRitual]

Props to patton for trying to make the unfunny funny. This was painful.

[1MikeMcHugh]

This is possibly the worst interviewer of all time, attempting to interview the funniest comic in current-day comedy. Beyond bizarre.

[WieEinFelsen]

That girl fucking sucks. What a patient prince was he.

[DoubtfulGrace]

This is hilariously horrible...... Poor Pat.

[SAMDACTYL]

Patton Oswalt is probably my favorite living comedian and the questions are kind of pathetic but it is hilarious to see him drown, plus that John Candy line is awesome.

[suckingcat11]

sadness

[patman2492]

even patton couldn't save this

[tracehazarrrrd]

fuck you for making him go through that, you fucktard.

[2low2rl]

fuck you for having the audio all fucked and then the loud assed music at the end.

[9000Luke]

i thought this was funny. his joke about jesus was good

[LukeLegere]

fat untalented ginger

[rofklaw]

OMG HIT U WITH TURKY IN THE FACE SOOOOO RANDOM LOL

[icecreamchute]

hehehe the john candy of gangster rappers

[ErniesLament]

christ this is awful

there is misery etched into every muscle on his face

[CodyRicheson]

Cute girl, great interview!

[teegemagic]

@CodyRicheson she's a dumb fat cunt...

[dibrenn3432]

hahaha the baloon that was me.

[Elfsovereign]

Delightfully pointless. The meat question and the face were... well useless, but at least the other 3 seemed to reveal a bit about Patton. From what I can gather Celebrities like to get unique questions, since they're asked the same things over and over and over again, so at least in that way she did a good job, but like I said... the meat and face ones didn't tell us anything about him.

[tadshackles]

The haters need to get fucked. This chick did a great job! I interviewed Patton on my radio show and it was way worse. I spent the whole time telling him how awesome he was! I say well done for keeping it fun, girl.

Speaking skills during interviews comes with time and practice. Keep up the good work.

[KevtrObir]

patton did well considering the TERRIBLE QUESTIONS AND INTERVIEWER

[Hedomaniac]

Ari Spool is far too proud of herself. Terrible interviewer.

[dreadred92]

Patton is having a hard time not making a snarky comment.

[Counse]

Agreed. This chick was a terrible interviewer + hipster douche. However, Patton is a friendly, polite guy. Most comedians that act like dicks in their routines are nice people. Though the interviewer sucked, I'm sure Patton didn't hate her for it, nor would he flip out at her and ruin the interview. So let's all just calm down and eat some Stella D'oro breakfast treats.

[ReddFoxx1562]

wow, this was actually really depressing.

[terrybrass]

Wow! pretty indept opinion of 2pac.

[TheMrNamefag]

I feel his pain.

[webow2002]

its more sad u fat cunt

[almussalix]

What an annoying cunt

[almussalix]

patton is so funny

[ChuckRage72]

I think Patton's actually doing a bit here. He hates the corny hipster jokes so much that he's just giving the most boring and lifeless responses he can.  If you look at it that way it's pretty funny.

[JadyLester]

This is probably the most intelligent interview Patton has been obliged to do.

[jordan13589]

Damn, that was a bad interviewer.

[McPatchyProductions]

Some advice for this woman: If you land an interview with Patton Oswalt let him be the funny one. Damn you could have had a really good interview.

[flippinfl00b]

i want to kick this bitch in her fat cunt

[Fictitiou5]

There's a video called "The Douchiest T-Shirt Ever" where Mr. Oswalt talks about ladies like her... ^_^ <3

[wakkawakkabitch]

Women can NOT be comedians! This bitch makes me want to punch her in the face! But patton is really good at turning something that would have been irritating and awkward and turning it into something kinda funny. The turkey slab? Party with god? Boo boo? You stupid skank.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@wakkawakkabitch Women can't be comedians??!!! YOU SEXIST! Look at Alex Borstein!! LOOK AT PHYLLIS DILLER!!

[informationplz]

This interview is kinda boring, an it's likzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[spentronic]

this girl is so annoying

[loudfastrulez]

Are there any Yip Yip fans that noticed something about this video?

[SaveTheMooses]

I love how Patton just goes with it. He turns what could have been sad and awkward into a pretty funny video (the "party with God" answer was particularly inspired).

I'd like to see what a more surly guy like David Cross would do with this kind of crap.

[tasteflavored]

LEAVE OSWALT ALONE!!! JUST LEAVE OSWALT ALONE!!!

[smaakjeks]

@tasteflavored

lawls

[tasteflavored]

LEAVE OSWALT ALONE!!! JUST LEAVE OSWALT ALONE!!!

[Magic4Real312]

Such a great comedian, what a shame that he has to be mobbed by fools.

[fettsvett]

I want to KILL her!!! I'd kill my manager for setting me up for this! Even if she was cute I'd have a really hard time sitting through that if I were him.

[Owloween88]

DISGRACEFUL!

[D4MVP]

Patton is such a trooper for not storming off or punching her in the face.

TRYING WAY TOO HARD.

[retartedpanda]

my god! shes deformed

[MatthewMattson]

Patton has class.

[dexterKong]

Look at the fat on that bitch's arms

[melleyn]

Yeah, this pretty much sucked.

[Peezlee]

What a waste of Patton's time....and all 41,056 ppl who viewed this

[MadDog243]

That "woman" makes me want to rip my dick and balls off then throw them to the ground in disgust, because another 30 seconds of that and they would have been of no further use to me. Ugh.

Patton as always was brilliant.

[damnyoustamos]

He gives good answers to some terrible questions.

[theredmenace07]

dear god. this was terrible. i hope that bitch dies of rape overload

[andrewm153351]

god, now i see where his depression comes from....having to do interviews with people like this....

[nirvfan81]

He deserves better then this interview.

[DuctTapeUtopia]

man this is a bummer. and yea, the balloon was a comma of a question.

[freakshow625]

can everyone stop fighting and just hate this video with me?

[bigrussthefusss]

@freakshow625 you had me at freakshow!

[jbrisby]

That was six questions. Seriously. Count them.

[NickAgueci]

Maybe you should count 'em. That was 5 dude.

[jbrisby]

@NickAgueci

1. Have you ever partied with God?

2. What's the worst booboo you ever got?

3. You let all the air out of that balloon?

4. Who are you sadder about, Tupac or Biggie?

5. Can I hit you in the face with this piece of honey turkey?

6. Can you make this face?

[NickAgueci]

That balloon one doesn't count!

[zimisover9000]

whats with people texting re? do they not realize the reply action next to every comment.

[DCFella]

What a waste of Patton' s time.

[zimisover9000]

no its not. it proves that patton isn't a douche who scorns his fans. yes this was a weird video, but at least he did the interview.

[lfgalbraith]

@zimisover9000 my thoughts exactly! he must be such a great guy in real life, i can imagine. as long as he's on his anti-depressants

[Zerojimm]

re: pandamar

Cancer of what? The soul?

[Zerojimm]

re: Pandamar

That's not funny, you asshole.

[loudfastrulez]

yay for yip yip!

[CaptainScruffyBeard]

I bet he immediately regretted agreeing to this interview

[murr321]

and then try to teach her how to spell

[hunthurd4]

stupid shit

[39smoothed]

dammmnnnnn shes a hottiee

[85wayner85]

questions are not weird or...funny.

this was just ....different

[t7g6s8]

weird and different are the same word.

[85wayner85]

NOT alike in character or quality; differing; dissimilar: The two are different.

NOT identical; separate or distinct: three different answers.

various; several: Different people told me the same story.

NOT ordinary; unusual.

WEIRD

adjective

Involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny: a weird sound; weird lights.

Fantastic; bizarre: a weird getup.

Archaic. concerned with or controlling fate or destiny.

[akphys]

if she can get an interview with him, who can't?

[calumjlindsay]

she's pretty lame. pretty, pretty lame.

[gotilk]

I dunno about the lame, but she has that pretty bustier buttoned up pretty tight, if you know what I mean.

[murr321]

no, no one knows what you mean.

[gotilk]

What video are you guys watching? Fucking weirdos.

[fedoraelmorro]

not a fan of this video, but Patton is super funny.

[Orwellxx]

how the fuck does she get to interview him why cant i interview him, why is THE WORLD SO WRONG!!!!!!! I WANT MILLIONS OF DOLLARSSSSSSSSSS

[SkiDooRydr]

Poor Patton.. this bitch was horrible.

[Mastodon05]

what a disgrace to the entire world. (the interview conductor i mean, Patton is always funny)

[shadylol]

what a stupid bitch

[DejectedPanda]

Annoying hipster interviewer, but Patton still managed to be funny,.

[micwilson84]

her questions are alright but she is not original so it sucks hard. reminds me of between the two ferns except she sucks hard.

[irthenade]

People are fucking stupid.

[TheUltimateDouche]

Yes, she asks the 'tough' questions.

Looks more like a failed attempt at being "LOLZ OMG SO RANDUM XD."

It's sad that Patton Oswalt, one of the most talented comedians working today, had to sit through that.

[senorvergara]

It's like seeing an Adam Green interview, she is horrible.

[hippieisthabest]

that girl....no.

[jogu78]

the interviewer acts like a tool, shes tryin to be all scenester and hey look at me im a dork on purpose but its supposed to be cutesy. i hate people like that; act like a fucking girl and not an idiot.

patton was funny btw

[senorvergara]

she is a stupid bitch.

[streetrecorder]

Who gave this chick the mic?

Sooooo whacky..........

[dave8910]

damn you wasted his time.

the whole "omg, im so silly and wacky!" act is just insulting.

[sfchris]

She blew the opportunity of a lifetime. I feel sorry for Patton. This was very painful to watch.

[pfive]

i could only watch two questions and i was typing this during the second one...she is unbearable

[cmk4r]

I can't believe how annoying she is, and how well he handles it.

[JacKn1feSugarTrucK]

Patton was like, infinity times funnier and he wasn't even trying.

[bootalley]

i like to sit on my hand until i can't feel it and then jack off

[hardcoremutineer]

people really wanna hear that (sarcasm)

[jamesgarthtodd]

man.that was really sad. if you think that was bad read the stangers movies reviews.

[billyspurr]

I would have comfronted him with the tough questions. like when is he going to admit he's Batman? Hmmmmmmmmm?

[BarefootBeggar]

Ari Spool is a fuckload of metal. Accept this or die, losers.

[Sparks5150]

It's so nice to see the mentally handicapped of our society getting out there and giving it their best. Way to go Ari!

[Visualundeath]

Do you seriously think acting "funny" to a comedian is going to get you anywhere?.

Leave the funny to the funny man, honey.

Thats a good girl...

[AttackMyAss]

Seriously, who the fuck is this dumb bitch? Patton's headshake at the end shows how much he just wants to kick that retarded bitch in the face.

[derpenstein]

Christ this is fucking retarded. This chick is so lame and wanna-be-zany. Kudos to Patton for being a gentleman and not rolling his eyes right in her face.

[AttackMyAss]

Surprised he didn't pimphand her, and walk off.

[enterthefetus]

I'm pretty sure i know that chick,

[TheRecluse26]

Wow, how dare you insult such a brilliant comedian with such trite, retarded questions? He should have beaten you to death.

[G0D666]

agreed. who wrote these? I wouldn't feel so bad if it was their four year old niece or something

[grawful]

this is dumb. but patton still rocks

[satyricon65]

What was with the last two questions? Lame. He was doing great until she became stupid with the last two.

[del132]

well, i don't mind going to bat for a partially-retarted, pre-pubescent-minded, virgin with an eye for comedy that rivals carlos mencia. she was ok. kinda like "it's OK to drink gasoline" or "i'm OK with being pinned between a cement barrier and a train"

[hzthereaper]

like with the hole ham thing, it seemed like she was 5 years old and she thought she was being hillarious.

but a 5 year old doesnt realize that its not funny and just fucking stupid

[checkeredgeek]

I'm sure Patton Oswalt had a few things brewing in his mind about solving the mystery of what writers for independent newsletters really look and act like. I mean, we all know what he thinks of hipsters. I wonder if the writers for the Portland Mercury are any different from the writers for The Stranger. Probably not.

[ptrlapp]

The Mercury Sucks

[checkeredgeek]

The Stranger is virtually the same, from what I've seen. That doesn't mean I think either of them are great or anything.

[miguel666mendez]

the whole oysters before swine analogy

beautiful

[SamusMcQueen]

You can tell Patton was really trying to make this good in the first question...and then it became apparent that he was dealing with a print-media morning deejay. Sorry man.

[samisyosam]

Poor Patton. He's like oysters before swine. She didn't even give him enough time to put together a pearl before shucking him and casting him before the vast barstool-laden counter of the internets with his sandy guts hanging out his shell on a bed of ice.

[lowendentheogen]

jon candy of gansta rap

[timtownchump]

wow. that sucked so much. you wasted the best interview you will ever get. the questions were retarded and the way she asked them was like nails on a chalkboard. i didn't smile once, i just got sad and angry.

[kingofthelaugh]

i could not agree more

[olivemike81]

How dare you waste this man's time!!!!

[DeadontheThrone]

i hated that

[joseph666gladstone]

hahah he WAYYYY doesnt want to be there

[veteranofthepsyche]

I want to hurt her...for being her...

[PatrickLeonDotCom]

I want those 2:18 back from my life. This girl is NOT funny. Those questions aren't even that weird they are just stupid!

[XXXHOSSXXX]

Stupid fuckin capital hill hipster trying to be edgy...wow how original! Stranger you really should fire her dumb ass.

[ToListen]

Why "capital hill"?

[companglomammoth]

Capitol Hill is where all of the hipsters with money, girls who only date gay men, and people who hide behind racks of clothing in American Apparel live in Seattle, WA.

If this is the standard of quality of The Stranger for interviewing Patton Oswalt, then it should go the way of the Space Needle; Gone by 2013.

[matthewschwimmer]

Wow, you did the impossible. You did something with Patton, and it wasn't funny.

[AFightingPanda]

what come on! you get Patton and you ask questions that give him almost nothing to work with?! gah!

[livardo]

at least make the weird questions funny mang.

[Acidknowledge1]

hahah that look at the end... cool

[ahmetatmaca]

You have met THE ONE AND ONLY PATTON OSWALT and asked shitty questions like that?

I want to hit you with that meat now :)

[Rossfosheezy]

wtf..

[rickml1776]

Wow! What a good sport Patton was. I think we all know what Patton was thinking when she asked about the turkey. Wouldn't it have been awesome if he said, "You can only slap me in the face with your turkey if I can slap you in the face with my salami". That would have been so classic. I'm sure that's what he was thinking though.

[Arys16]

she looks like wendy the retard from the stern show