Re: Renetto... The Rambling Story of My Life.. So Far...

[xvertigo]

Haha! This cracks me up! :D

[MistarX]

You seem to have an abundance of brown paper! Hint Hint

[soulpatrolcomments]

lol you're the best I love where you spill the dirt

[coolsteevo]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[dtm2468]

Like your videos--unconventional comedy bordering on crazy. Good stuff!

[DaleATL2]

crazy i will definitely give ya! but i have been to a couple of conventions in my life, so that may rule out the other part.

;) LOL

[dadhiltonmps]

If you make it they will come. Not my words but the words of some sage. You might consider doing something about r o a c h e s. Something that gets rid of the pesky varmints. That'll work.

"cat"

[hippie4ever]

You're a very funny guy!

[Pookieftw]

You're a card! I like the idea about the animals!

[katz20two]

hey DALE!!! you could expand your market!! Just add water and you could sell mudpies!! or!! or!!! you could sell the dirt and water separately as a mud pie making kit! course who would buy water bottled??  *SMOOCH*

[DaleATL2]

kit kit!! i LIKE that idea. have you seen the latest video yet? oh my. the kit idea might actually work.

people are bidding on the DIRT!

LOL

(((physically-appropriate hug)))

[michaelgbreece]

Mercy me, you just cracked the HELL out of us UP with that one, wow! (my wife's still dying of laughter as I type this)

[DaleATL2]

call 911!!! call 911!!! I would hate for you to have to live as a widower!! LOL

Thanks for that! I hope your wife has a full recovery!

[Loganzweb]

I'll second, third, and possibly fourth any comments saying you're awesome. Such a great vido, really set me up for the day! Thanks.

[DaleATL2]

it is an honor to have "set you up for the day," John!!

you don't know how much your comment has made MY day!

oh, well, i guess you do NOW. hahaha ;)

thanks, and take care,

dale

[annspade]

LOL...! "DIRT!" Love the end where you're walkin' off still thinking outloud! Short, to the point, interesting, and hilarious. Sometimes less is more, right? This was good, Dale. :) And I just LOVE your tag line: "...where real people entertain real people." Your awesome...

[DaleATL2]

you're the first one to mention the walking off mumbling...thanks ann! your new vid is AWESOME, btw!

and yes, i lost the staring contest...you CHEATED!!

lol ;P

[annspade]

I just love that kind of humor! It's that subtleness or something. The stuff you miss if you're not paying attention, you know? :D And I didn't cheat! If you were truly focused you wouldn't have had to read the text! LOL! ;)

[MistarX]

annSPADE commenting on dirt. There is an irony in that...somewhere.

[LadySeneca]

LOL I'd buy some! I need to fill in holes that my dog has dug in the backyard...

[DaleATL2]

what or WHO have you buried out there michelle that he is trying to dig up? hmmmmmm

mmwhahhhhaahaa *insert evil -halloween is nearing- laugh*

;)

no liquids were spewed on the monitor, i hope!

[SSanf]

Dang! He just isn't reaching out to the right market. If he would have delivered the dirt, he could have filled up my raised garden beds. The dirt is getting low in them and I would have been very happy to get dirt in them. Of course, I would prefer a good rich compost. But, at the right price, we could have probably worked out something.

There is a market for everything. You just have to find it. Terrible opportunity lost.

[DaleATL2]

I was waiting to deliver, but I never got your order! Is your fax machine busted again? Because this is the THIRD time this has happened to you. You know those things aren't THAT expensive. What a shame for you to lose all that dirt because of that old, rickety fax machine! You really should use our online ordering system.

[kody352]

LOL, hey Dale you wouldn't happen to have any mineral rich soil I could grow pot in, right?

[SSanf]

We MUST get in touch. I have always maintained, that all I have really wanted is a man who will deliver.

[DaleATL2]

LOL good one!

[99fusion]

Yeah, Renetto's pathetic. He supports his family from making Youtube videos.

[DaleATL2]

I am so glad you were able to stop by and spread your hatred. YouTube needs more people like you.

Thanks!!

[kody352]

Don't you just find the haters on hear(like 99fusion) so F@#$ING annoying?

[kody352]

You haters are F*#$ING ANNOYING!! your pathetic little rants are not going to change people's opinions, your'r just jeolous because people like Renetto and no one likes you!! You are so pathetic I feel sorry you.

[VioletKitty411]

I'm VioletKitty and I'm watching DaleATL2! Proudly!

I think you should seriously consider selling your YTA shirts for a profit!!!

(((hugs))) VK

[DaleATL2]

Awwww Thanks VK!! You pulled out an oldie but a goodie there!!

I am too busy selling dirt to sell those silly old T-shirts!!

--anybody interested in a T-shirt, just private message me! LOL ;)

[Paperlilies]

how do i get this dirt?!

haha P<3

[DaleATL2]

Don't laugh! It will be on eBay tomorrow along with the actual bag and sticker! HAHAHAH!! And it will be a response video to this one! Our buddy BadAlbert put the idea out there and I am going with it. I think it will be hilarious to watch!

P<3

[donkeyjune]

hahahaha I was feelin you.  I too am trying to think of ways to make more money. and then you took it to another level where I didn't take things to seriously anymore. all in a 1min and 48sec vid. you rock! gimmie a high five!

[DaleATL2]

^5^ to you donklady! You don't know how much what you said just made my night! ...seriously! It meant even more that it came from you! ...MAD respect to you, my ITP friend!

[ronin2099]

HAHA! very funny! nicely done ;)

[justpassnthru]

NICE! I think you hit "pay dirt" with this one, Dale! Only 7 hours old and already 220 views! (Me thinks me sees names I haven't seen before!) You are one clever dude! (brown paper and a sticker...CLASSIC!)

[DaleATL2]

hey greg. we should go into business together..."The Dirty Duo"!! We could build a business based on dirt, classic rock, and brown paper with stickers!!

;)

[kody352]

I think your'e funny, I think i'll subscribe to your videos. ^_^

[DaleATL2]

I think you're awesome, I think I will accept your subscription. ^_^

Thanks!!!

[Sassysouthnc]

love it !!

[Zipster08]

Dirt....loved it!!

[kharmachanic]

uh.. dude.. dirt aint red.. thats clay... I know I'm surrounded by it too..

[DaleATL2]

I use a gov't approved dye to make it brown. Brown Dye #5

SHHHH Don't tell anybody!

[ZenArcher]

LOL @ "Dirt! I have Dirt people!" - Good Stuff..

Be Well! ~ Zen Archer

[DaleATL2]

Are you sure you don't want some of that dirt for a Zen Garden? waahaaa, waahaaa ...I crack myself up!

Thanks Zen!

[DaleATL2]

nope! thewinekone eats crayons! try again!

;)

[YourTubeNEWS]

heheh Nice Dale ;D

[DaleATL2]

Thanks Damien! You da man!!

[GeebzTV]

Ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  Your money maker is your talent in skit-production and writing & personality!

[DaleATL2]

know anybody that's hiring those skills?!!

no, seriously...

[elendili02]

I love all of your videos!

[DaleATL2]

they love you back!

[ProjectValkyrie]

lmao genius !!!

[LifesLikeThat]

How about minumizing your life so you can spend more time with your family? Smaller house, one smaller car etc.

[DaleATL2]

you obviously don't know me at all.

[messabout1]

I need some dirt what's your price?

[DaleATL2]

i'll give you dirt for free if you go and give a wedgie to the lady that posted the comment below!

[messabout1]

The lady? has need of more than a wedgie I'm thinking;-)

[annspade]

I LOL'ed at this, too! :)

[Gr8Shotz]

Excellent vid Dale!  LOL

I have plenty of sand here in the Tampa area... You thin I could sell it???? :P

[DaleATL2]

yes. don't call it sand, though. call it a PORTABLE BEACH!

[Gr8Shotz]

hey you've got something there!

[annspade]

LOL!! That was funny...

[canadianbiker245]

that was awesome. anyone who watched Paul's whole video should be laughing their ass off with me

[DaleATL2]

i hope they put it back on. otherwise witting down becomes VERY painful!

[tripplehelix]

Nice :) There's no way i'd watch 69minutes of something, i just don't have the time :)

[DaleATL2]

i actually sat through it. but it was late at night, i was the only one up, and so...ther you have it.

;)

[Elphyrafire]

You're too funny, Dale.

5 stars.

*big smile*

[DaleATL2]

smiling back atcha!

[daisiesinmyheart]

haha you are awesome as always!

[DaleATL2]

hi Kathryn. thank you!!  i am looking forward to your next viddy too!

[BadAlbert]

Put it on ebay! Seriously, 'DaleATL2's Dirtbag - As seen on YouTube'. Do it now. I bet you $1.00 it sells.

[DaleATL2]

good idea. i just may have to do that and make it as a video response to this one! ;)

[TinfoilHalo]

hahahah!

[dherae]

Very funny, Dale. Loved it. BTW, thanks for your help.

cYa! Don.

[DaleATL2]

no problem Don! thanks fer laffin'!

[coreymon77]

funny

[somecallmejim]

High-larious man! 5 Stars!

I've got dirt for sale too, but you've got the advantage, since I don't use brown paper or a sticker. :-)

[DaleATL2]

i could sell you some brown paper and stickers!!

;)