New Moon Reading: Bella's Birthday Party

[Ilov3p3opl3]

This sucks

[Songsmirth]

I realized later that you put a lot of effort into this count down you created then expected Robert's agent to give you a lot of time on the night of the opening. This is a selling thing for you and I believe you expected more attention than you got just because you'd made all this effort. The reading isn't with heart. It sounds sarcastic. Not that you ever cared.

[smackurface1999]

It silenced my finger? Doesn't he me it SLICED my finger?

[vampirelover978]

wow emmet grabbed jasper from behind i never noticed that sounded wrong when i read it

[GriZZxies]

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind"......

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind?!?!?!"....

"Yes"...

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind....."

did anyone hear "Jimmy Neutron" this is funny haha

[alexlovespeace]

you suck



[zoe12737]

emmetts hot

[UltimateTwihards]

Bella: Oww That hurt...... *looks up*

Vampires: *hiss*

Bella: Aww Crap I am SO SCREWED!

[yallrstupid]

This makes stephanie meyers writing sound retarded...

[Neithie]

lmao... why the fuck did Edward throw her into a table?

[gummibears211]

@Neithie he didnt try to hes to strong

[kikibaby071st]

this is funny

[justgurLz]

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE SIMS

[XDLYS]

did anyone hear the 'jimmy neutron" hahaha

[heythisislauren]

ellen, im doing the reading please dont embellish!! lmao

[alextacalec]

"and the sound was like the crash of boulders...in A ROCK SLIDE!"

[skindeepvenus]

The first song is gymnopedies 3 by Eric Satie and then the ending one is clairdelune by debussy

[pamEnugu]

whats this song

[dollymadge]

Btw, the song playing is calles Clair De Lune

[splashdown12]

WIN.

[chriscopelandTDK]

Its awesome how you can tell that Seth Rogen's on the show just by the laugh haha

[NicolleG58]

I fell,

He Fell, we all fell lol

[lmjonas003]

omg i was laughing the whole time rofl "ellen im doing the reading please dont embellish!"

[Kay750i]

bastard



[Mstwilightmexico]

what's the name of the song at the beginning??

[11673norley]

omg, i so remember hearing this on the air everymorning xD

oh ryan:p

[Hateikz]

wats the piano song at the start called

[iluvtwilight34i]

WTH WAS THIS I WANTED 2 SE THE REAL THING NOT THIS BULL X(

[katestarz]

...from the other room... Jimmy Neutron... And now a reading.. from new moon hahah

[AmTater15]

Hey i love twilight im probably one of the biggest twilight fanatics out there and if this video is to make fun of it its not funny at all i love Jasper and the way they make him sound with the snarling and biting its not funny ok honestly i think whoever doesnt like twilight is blind deaf or stupid cuz i kno i love it and Jasper Jasper fanatic forevs team Jasper i luv u to Jacob

[Aoigirl09]

@AmTater15 Don't take it too seriously, I love Lord of the Rings and people make fun of it; but I don't get butthurt. "Whoever doesn't like twilight is blind and stupid" No, they actually have a good taste in literature. Everyone has different tastes, get over it. :/

[poepoea4566]

@AmTater15

Seriously, shut up, everybody has different opinions. Some people are obsessed with it (you) some people think it is ok (me) and other people think that is a pointless waste of time to read or watch the movie. You don't have to get all upset about it. PS. Team Jacob and Team Emmett

[jesswilliams103]

"Emmett grabed Jasper from behind..."

"Emmett grabed Jasper from behind?"

HAHA best part

[marryum25]

this is gay X(

[Bri10anna10]

:O!!!! JAsper i still love u though no worries

[CNicole2014]

emmet grabbed jasper from behind?

LOL i almost spit water all over my keyboard

[shelly7rox]

boo!!!!!!

[JuliaHart12]

sounds like he's making fun of it. it's a good book, i don't think he should...

[Mittenzzs]

Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

[RosannaYMiller]

Twilight is magnificent ! I watched it two times at this site t w i l i g h t - n o w . c o m duh...

[ReggieBushsG4Life]

omg i had such a bad day and this made me happy RYAN U CRAZY THNKZ BRO!

[EveryWhichWayButStew]

lol great vid

is that seth rogen laughing at the end??

[soccersamibabe1]

ok thats really werid!!

[twilightfanic1234]

stop making fun of new moon so don't even talk about twilight. i am a fan of twilight new moon plus alot of twilight fans do not like ur video. and i am sure that not even the actors of twilight like ur video. new moon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo awesome.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo grow up about twilight a lot of people loooooooooooooooooooove it

[LilyPotter123123]

...emmet grabed jasper from behind

emmet grabed jasper from behind?

yes

hihhii

[soccergirl0399]

is this to make fun of new moon

cause it's not funny if it is :(

you can make fun of edward all you want though:)

[pbnjellykid]

lol 1:42-1:49

[314pauline]

l0l " emmett grabed jasper from behind.

emmett grabed jasper from behind?"

"yes"

[thebeautywithin678]

I always love it when people make fun of new moon, or twilight in general xD lolz

Thank you Ryan!

[apes2008forever]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i can never take this book seriously anymore

i love you ryan :D

[caitie7670]

HE MAKES IT SOOOOO DRAMATIC LOFL

[hotdevil989]

i so wanna see new moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Demi502]

emmet graded jasper from beheind...

emmet grabed jasper form beheind???

yes...

THE BEST PART OF THIS VID LOLZ XD

[Emmyjean1]

that laugh was definately Seth Rogen, he must've been doing a phone interview

[CourtneyDaniellexo]

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind..."

"He grabbed him from behind?"

*Silence*

"Yes"

Win, lmfao.

[Cheeky0x0]

@CourtneyDaniellexo TOTAL Win! I love readings of Twilight with Ryan Seacrest LOL!

[LILS3XYCATHY]

"We all fell" hahahaha

[StevesDorkDolly]

LOL Everytime i read this now i'll laugh and think of Ryan Seacrest :')

[kelseyb1]

rofl, do you hear how he reads it, lol funny he makes it sound soo cool

[IAmGabriel92091]

Ryan Seacrest needs to STFU!

[xXMCRxGIRLIEEXx]

lmfao that part in the book was really dramatic when i read it by myself.. but when he reads it i can't help but laughing hahaha

[xDudexxitsxxkelseyx]

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

[FanpireGrl13]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah lmao, and the random laffin at the end lolz

[nurikochan09]

nyehe.. its "..the paper sliced my finger", not "silenced".. just noticed.. ^_^

[Jortender]

the movie rocks and the laugh at the end of this vid is hilarious funny!

[Spyder057]

lmao!! i like it! but never read the book!

[mexgurl9]

'doesnt want to age like we dont want to get up early' hahahaha so funny xD

[zakisha123]

who was laughing at the end wow so funny

[ASHVAN14]

JAJA...........emmet grabed jasper frum behing..EMMMET GRABED JASPER FRUM BEHIND............LMFAO datz so funni i jus cnt wait 4 da movie 2 come out it sounds awesume..........

[mellowmeful]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" lol

[athenaxx7]

i really cant wait for the movie to xome out!

[CheyCheyenney]

emmett grabed jasper from behing?!? Hahahahah so funny ryan!!<3

[oxoaebabe1]

omg listening to this makes me soooo sad the depth of that passage and th other one is sooo deep i couldnt laugh i just sat here really sad feeling like i could cry lol im just awussy wen it comes to new moon it amkes me soo sad :(

[OohappybunnyoO1]

LOL "i looked up into 6 vampires eyes" AHHHH" LOL "did u add tht scream ther?" "yes i did" "y?" "cuz thts wut i felt.."

[Samhaiine]

lool amazing!!! so fuuny and awesome and perfect;))

[SuperKezia]

Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind! Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind?! Yes.

LOL!

[daniduni]

hahha lov ur reading!

[patriciamarylaine08]

What song is this???!!!

[chiioes]

Clair de Lune by Debussy

[chinitaninoska]

in some moments it sounds like "Bella's Lullaby" from twilight soundtrack..

but idk

[pgen2]

actually it's the Debussy song, Claire De Lune, that Edward has in his CD player and he tries to make Bella dance. It's kind of towards the end though.

[Machacha5000]

its gymnopedie by erik satie

[twilight23crazy]

emmet grabbed jasper from behind! haha i was cracking upi! that is so funny!!!

[noitsNAYDEEN]

1:42 to 1:48 is the best! lol

[whutzat]

Ummmm........I dont get WHY he is reading it.........???

Was there a special reason that day for him to be reading passages from New Moon?

[JessiiBBY]

bahahaha- he gets so into it

crikey he is a funny one

[aaml05]

HAHA the background music just COMPLETES the whole thing! XD

[MissKC84]

Does anyone know where that music is from playing in the background??

[krisallenisawesome]

lol emmett grabbed jasper from behind!! emmett grabbed jasper from behind????? HAHAHAHA ryan

[TwilightFreak81]

LMFAOOOO

ryan is the best.

"EMMETT GRABBED JASPER FROM BEHIND!!!......emmett grabbed jasper from behind???.......emmett grabbed jasper from behind........"

baahahhaaa

[hannahfan3389]

Ryan said silenced my finger it was actually sliced wasn't it?

[sharene10]

That was funny as hell emmet grabbed jasper from behind

[2403SMiLEy]

Hahaha...Love Your "Reading from New Moon...!!"

[crystalgrrl]

hahahaha...this is how the books audio description should be ...lol... too funny xxx

[CamKiyo]

that was dramatic, and funny!!

[sweetpilipina]

lol that was funny

[2009klar]

hahaha EMMET GRABBED JASPER FROM BEHIND? OOOK..emmet grabbed jasper from behind... lol

[CSLS1523]

classic... with the bella's lullaby in the background! LOVE IT!!

[youloger2]

ahaha he cracks me up i love it when he reads

[luvmunkie]

Haha I love it :P

[twilightlover0608582]

i died laughing!! this is was soooo funny!! LOL hilarious!!

[twilightlover0608582]

OMG I DIED

[MusicLover7289]

This was uploaded on my birthday!!!!!!!!

[xhollister24x]

happy birthday! :) well. i mean. belated.

[moryrocks]

HAHA...he like repeates it 3 times

HAHA SO GOOD.

[xpinpridex]

MOST EPIC READING EVAR! :D

[OMEdwardCullen17]

lmfao, he played a clip of seth rogan laughing in the background a the end.

[annasosexy]

this was hilarious!! hahahaha "emmett grabbed jasper from behind??"

[random4life219]

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind!..Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind?"

Haha, that was epic.

[RayneLikePoision]

I think you should interview the Cullens...Lol. Basically the actors playing the part of the Cullens. Not to mention, Krisitn Stewart playing the part of Bella. It would be comical.

[reinix]

Lmao. I totally listened to this when it was on KIIS FM. I lol'd at "Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind."

[LIMALE25]

bravo!!!

you're a good reader!!

[butterflybuddys]

ahahah lol :P

[skifreak97]

haha, niaacee !

[emelieflumm]

1:42-1:50 LMAO!! this is the funniest thing I've ever heard hahahha I want Ryan to read on the cd-book with new moon hahaha that would be AWESOME xD

[katedbug]

Brava! Brava!

[xChocolateCurlz]

Haha, amaziiinggg.

[DannyPhantom14]

lol very nice.

[mindfreak0525]

I heard that on the radio yesterday and I cracked up laughing sooo hard my eyes were watering

[dancegirl1733]

whats that piano piece in the beginning??

[ashleygranger53]

Sounds like claire de lune

[weekendxwars]

Erik Satie. Gymopedie.

[weekendxwars]

*Gymnopedie. :) Although, Satie and Debussy were good friends, so... you were close?

[EntBlog90210]

Is Ryan Seacrest talking about his boyfriend again on the radio?

[MusicLoveLaughter]

anyone know the piano piece at the beginning?

i recongize it, but i don't know from where :S

[lookformeontv]

i know i do too but idk where its from... weird...

[maguilita]

hehehhee... that was cool! You made a great video, and the music, V.O. and so... really cool... :D

Tho, I prefer actually seeing you reading... you're just hilarious! You were hilarious in the previous ones...

Thanks for sharing... :D

[sp101erinteddy]

lol so seacreest and new moon

[Elliebet]

LOL!!! I love Seacrest's Twilight readings!!!! This made my day!

[glowsticklilz]

What's the first piece of piano music on this called?

[CurlyTots123]

Emmet grabbed Jasper from behind

LOL

<3

[napoleondynamite1234]

I love those books!

[Sidster39]

I wish Ryan seacrest can read new moon to me I love his voice a lot but atthe end I heard Seth Rogens laugh

[Brooque613]

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard! =D

:o)

[liiigaa]

super :)

[xwhend0vescryX]

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind. Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind? Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind." hahah. I love how many times he repeated that line. Looove you Ryan.

[OMGlikeWHOAx]

LOL loves it.

[ilovetwilight97531]

lol

[rhadya46]

yeah, i love it when ryan reads the twilight books, its so funny

[college87]

thank you much for reading the book.

[Mahe34]

Thank you and I JUST LOVE THESE BOOKS.

[Mahe34]

Eclipse was the best book what the HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THE only thing gay here is your dumb ass comment.

[grant122210]

that was so hott:P

[kristinwoolley]

was funny to listen to on the commute home today lol

[Twilight6191997]

um what do u mean?

[AliceJasperfan]

yay story time with Ryan I wish I could have heard it live on the air!

[MikeB303]

lol this was funny love it

[nikkio3000]

LOL he's like tryin not to laugh! luv it!

[forks360]

what is the name of the song playing in the background?

[shastaglambert]

Debussy-Clare De lune i believe.

[weekendxwars]

Gymnopedie by Erik Satie.

[irg19]

LOOL I was so hoping you'd do this because your Twilight readings were so funny. Keep 'em coming!

[kathygnguyen]

lol please have more new moon readings it is so funny to how you added it like

[swimgirlxox562]

ahh cant wait for more of the new moon readings this should be fun! luv the ending haha

[Jmtrazo]

Plz add me!

[echodogs22]

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind." lol I love this.

[mimibomb2004]

i hate bing its the suckiest frieken search engine ever!!!!!!

[theofficialabigael]

"Emmett grabbed Jasper from behind????????"

this is awesomeeeeee haha ...

and for making the video "dramatic" lmao

do more of these readings, you're awesome :D

[mapi996]

ahhahaha awesome!

[sceneazhippi]

he grabbed him from behind? hahaa

[libbyhull]

hahaha freaky laugh at the end

[vidgirl4444]

AWESOME!! xoxoxo

[xXxlolapolaxXx]

haha! i love ryan! im so excited for more new moon readings :)

[kelliehock]

hahaha i love you

[iloveyouux0x0]

hahaha <333

[beachbabe3308]

haha, wow that was great

[katnaej]

Ryan, that was epic! LOL.

[palmettogirl16]

oh ryan seacrest, i love it

but i love it most, because in the background is my fav song: Gymnopedie by Erik Satie.

I play it on guitar :)

[ilovejoshg09]

JIMMY NEUTRON HAHA .. his hair was really weird yesterday haha

[TexasBlondie0520]

silenced or sliced?

[peacelovejonasz]

hahahhahaa nice... love ya ryan :D

[Robstenonline]

wtf? haha. I love this.

[dancergirl1027]

your a good reader

[normuzi]

Lol, random video?? :P