Seagal Glimmer Man

[oldmanmike89]

Two words: Rubber bars.

[1965dja]

@Swordsman808 So what? Seagal's the good guy,avenging the cold blooded murder of his wife.The bad guy get his just desserts.

[LupeMittiexw488]

hmz einzige deutsche hier

[lsl70]

He was clearly bored so he allowed the guy to hit him just for the excitement of it.

[Girugamesshu88]

most technical fight ever ))))))))))))))))

[tylerdurden3891]

Lol, never seen a metal fence that could turn to rubber before.

[curiousgeorge986]

Da bad guy looksz like George W. Bush which makesz me enjoy da scene more

[ant1991331]

Am I the only one who noticed there's blood running down Seagal's face like 1ms -before- you hear the impact?

[deekdeclan]

You don't look like you're gonna be waking up happy now! :)

[asianboycn]

taller and stronger has bigger advantage in the fight, let alone Steven is trained and has quick reaction. hardly you can win.

[brianrockylee]

@Swordsman808 Every move even the most basic and simple ones are deadly when executed at the right moment and with enough power.

[Mark2790]

The rubber fence became steel again :D

[drainfunk]

That's all he got??

[luis45752]

thats kind of disapointing, first time ive seen him get punched

[YaesuFT736R]

@luis45752 More human. Just be better than your opponent. Everyone gets jabbed sooner or later.

[adam2aces]

@Swordsman808 >It works. That's why they call it martial arts, because it is more art than practical fighting technique. Steven Seagal is teaching Anderson Silva the front kick. Anderson Silva is using it to win UFC fights. For legal purposes, however, he kicks a little higher (front kick to the chin).

[72281livefreeordie]

Do you think it would be one sided if Steven Seagal faught Jason Vorhees? WOuld Jason desperately tries to swing his machete at him and gets his ass handed to him? Seagal might just throw him around, beat up his face with 3 punches and make Jason miserable. Or perhaps the fight begins with a knife fight like in Under Seige 2. Jason and Steven are both at equal grounds until they enter a kitchen where Seaga smells food. The smell then enables Steven to kill Jason.

[MmaNcovers]

ahahahahahahhahahahaha

[CertifiedGooner729]

Wow! Awesome! Not.

[terzolilu]

I was surfin the tube watchin some Steven's concert.... and finally here I am. That's teh real steven ahahha

[trk4782gh]

what a nice andstrong reopardon he is!

[magnusR1987]

Plastic fences

[Bot2Talk2]

LOL rubber gate

[randeanjr197]

am i the only one who notices this or does seagal win every fight?

[BarrasYLasEstrellas]

@randeanjr197 That's because he's bad-ass.

[thant0s]

@randeanjr197 Even when he's the badguy, he doesn't get beat by Machete in that movie, he guts himself, laughing the entire time he does it.

[zan300]

that was weak. he should have beat the crap out of him after his comment, is that the best you got boy...instead he just throws him out of the window

[13willywonka]

how did it land so perfect

[paintmn1]

Oh no not the body throw through the rubber rot iron gate!

[limahl123123]

What steven got hitted? well must be on purpose he never gets a single punch on him as far as ive seen exept now.

[josderedneck22]

@limahl123123 yhats not all treu.remember the final scene from above the law AKA nico. in his defens; he was tayed up in a chair. he gets hit pretty hard in the face !

[shamim13333]

Is it just me, or am I the only one who noticed that Segal nose bleed was visible before he actually got hit lol

[gregzy]

pretty shoddy window guards, being made out of rubber and all

[Deavi783]

Is that Frank Langella he's fighting? lol

[Ucorn]

@OrigamiPaper He is.

[manimarc]

think about it...he was the only one that touched steven seagal with a direct hit and make him bleed.....

[shamim13333]

Did you guys notice that continuity error. When that guy smacked Segal, the blood can actually be visble oh him before his hand even reached his face. If you look carefully you may notice it. Also, Segal bleeded from the nose really qickly abit didn't he ? The blood did not drip down his nostrils. It was just there after he got hit.

[shamim13333]

@acasero11 T Its strange no bad guys ever are able to even lay 1 finger on Segal. In no film he even gets hurt. If he gets in to a fight, no a single scatch or blood can be visible. He finishes the bad guys so quick and fast without getting a hurt. That's why I don't like him. Has this fat ass ever been hurt in a film ???

[melosebrainuhoh]

@shamim13333 Exactly. Think of the good action heroes. Guys like Indiana Jones and James Bond. Most of their fights involve them facing off against some overpowered villain, who beats the crap out of them for a good while until the hero manages to win through ingenuity or sheer determination. Nothing like Seagal's routs over his opponents. Seagal and his 'You can't touch me' arrogance would actually make him a great movie villain. But a hero? Hell no.

[shamim13333]

@melosebrainuhoh Exactly but I was more thinking of guys like JCVD and Jackie Chan. These guys take a lot of beating throughout their films and up winning like already mention as becasue they are the heros. I was really suprised to actually see Segal get hit as well as bleed. That's very rare. But I don't think I can see him as a villian. He has the good guy looks but his persornality is kind of more or less like a villian.

[melosebrainuhoh]

@shamim13333 Yeah, Jackie Chan knows how to do action scenes better than anyone else. Not only do his opponents hit him (a lot), but they also get plenty of opportunity to do really impressive moves. Some of his film adversaries (Benny the Jet, Ken Lo) almost upstage him. It's clear that when he choreographs his fights, his goal is to put on a show for the audience. Seagal just wants to come across as some invincible demigod.

[shamim13333]

@melosebrainuhoh Well we were not sure if Segal is the one who makes that choice in just looking invincible but I assume he is as he is the one who produces most of his films.

[melosebrainuhoh]

@shamim13333 Yeah, but I lean towards thinking that Seagal's behind it simply because every movie portrays him in the exact same way. It would fit, considering all the rumors about him being an egomaniac in real life.

[HKA25]

lol when he throws him out the window you can see the fence is made out of rubber

[mcentepede]

This has got to be the only time somebody made Seagal Bleed. And if it bleeds..then you can kill it.

[666hellraiser1]

@mcentepede ? ? ??

[joeward1234]

watch out for the rubber grate on the window!

[melosebrainuhoh]

Holy crap... Seagal actually got hit in one of his movies? I thought he had something in his contract preventing that.

[LaBelle339]

@melosebrainuhoh

hahahaha

You guys are so funny.

You are right though...hahahahah

[HKA25]

@melosebrainuhoh: lol

[shamim13333]

@melosebrainuhoh I jave deabting that same issue iswell.. Join the club kid lol

[lebnen143]

yapclarenche seagal is doing your mother in stairs hhhhhhhhhh

[Bullfrog1983]

What a horrible fight scene.

[dinnye]

I'll tell you what I call this movie, THE LAMER MAN, that's what I call it.

[DEC0RAX0]

@dinnye

Bullshit. Segal is a god, and its about time you respect his authority

[dinnye]

@DEC0RAX0

I respect him like the pigeons from above.

[LaBelle339]

@DEC0RAX0

I bow for him!

I turned down my cousins bbq party to stay home and watch his movie yesterday!!

[DEC0RAX0]

@LaBelle339

And for that sir, I bow to you. I mean what a man; virtuoso guitarist, action hero, martial arts hero and animal rights activist...

[LaBelle339]

@DEC0RAX0

lol.

You meant to say...And for that Miss,I bow to you.

I am a lady.lmao.hahahaha

[DEC0RAX0]

@LaBelle339

You know, i almost wrote /'(madam)' as i did wonder; LaBelle isn't the most masculine user name I've ever seen...Nonetheless please forgive my presumptions, and all rejoice to praise the figurehead!

[OmegaSaiyan92]

0:11 he kicks him right in the nuts

[YapClarence]

What's Seagal doing now?

[ZimmermanTelegram]

wow wow wow wait a minute! Seagal got punched in the face? No, this can't be right. Must've been an outtake or deleted scene.

[shamim13333]

@ZimmermanTelegram i wa suprsied myself iswell. He bleed iswell

[mjones7286]

what the hell steven seagal does not get punched in the face

[LNTxX1101]

I don't think a Steven Seagal 's fight should end that way !!

[frankanizer]

haha on the way down the fense wabbles and then ...... pinnend down hahaha

[styx050288]

well i guess steaven seagal vs chuck norris would be a hell of a fight :))))))

:P

[shamim13333]

Its fine for heros to get beat down rarely. I mean look at guys like Jackie Chan, Jet Li and mostly JCVD. These guys play hero's but I have seen them get beat down pretty bad but still get the upper hand. Thats how it should be. Good guys will have to win i nthe end. But with Segal, once he get his hands on a bad guy, he fucks them me up without a single scratch, bruise or cut. Fight's does'nt even last long either.

[shamim13333]

Thats the first time I have ever seen Segal bleed lol Come to think fo it, even get hit lmao !

[sfknns]

@shamim13333 , LOL obviously you haven't seen hard to kill he got put in a coma for 7 years thats blood right there! seagal has gotten hit plenty of times!

[shamim13333]

Well he may have been shot in that film but he never took any physical attacks..

[sfknns]

@shamim13333 , actually he got hit twice by the chinese guy he was fighting while chasing after his son towards the end! & in above the law, he got tied to the chair & they beat him in the face & druged him up! in marked for death he got hit several times by screwface! there plenty more to! I thinks its only his newer movies where he doesn't get hit!

[shamim13333]

mmm id like to see. You rekon u can get me de link to any of those clips he gets hurt?

[sfknns]

@shamim13333 , LOL dude its on youtube! now the only thing is will you be willing to sit through the movie at you computer to see it all? its his newer movies where he appears to be invincible or untouchable!

[shamim13333]

Yeh sure mate. Just tell me how I can find it, i'm finding it hard to belive you see the hole film here.

[shamim13333]

Is it just me, or is that Steven Segal in every fight scene in his films wins without a single scratch on him....

I just wonder if I am the only guy thinks this lol

[kozman999]

would it be beliveable if he got beat up? let be honest it wouldnt.

[DoyenOfDestruction]

0:42 you can tell those window bars are amde of flexible rubber just seeing how they wiggle as they fall down.

[zip68]

this guy was in the x-files

[The14U2]

He dosen't play with them, he fucks their head! He busts and teases them til they get angry and predictable, then he can kill them. He fucks their earpussy, he fights on two levels. He is a nice martial arts actor, doing a lot of really good stuff.

[bobbyhitsbakk009]

Seagalian buddy-cop flick.

Fun ^^

[TheGreaterGood80]

Someone should re-upload the entire fight scene. This is one of the better Seagal beatdowns

[VoodooFlintstone]

BORING!?

Fuckhead.

[Doylely93]

watch niko, near the end he gets tortured, i think its niko, he bleeds then and he can doge that many kicks cause he is a mster at a msrtial art called aikido, he became a master at an early age so thats y he is so good

[33hegemon]

How the fuck can Segal dodge about fifty kicks to the head and then get caught out by a little slap to the nose? Makes NO sense whatsoever, hahaha.

[SeagalFan8]

It's a movie. not reality. plus the guy did like ten kicks in a row, then changed it up with the punch. which was very fast.

[alex08648]

@33hegemon i think segal actually let the other guy punch him on purpose

[Vader58]

He got hit in his first movie with a lead glove and he bled then too.

[rudeboyyouth]

This is the only time I've ever seen Seagal bleed in a movie. He never bruises or bleeds, lol

[TEX718]

love how the metal gate thing is rubber when he falls and then magic!! its now steel and has prongs at the top!

[Augustusa1]

LOL yeah I was thinking the same thing!

Steven Seagal never gets hurt in his movies!!!

[00ghostcobra]

The reason why Segal never gets hurt in movies is because he is not an actor. Now don't get me wrong; I am a huge fan of the guy...and don't mean it as a diss. It is just that an actor has to show emotion( the pain of getting your ass kicked for instance).

And Segal has never shown any emotion of any kind in any movie.

[BonScottAC]

That's what you get for fucking with the Eskimos.

[DiScOuNtPeTnSuPpLiEs]

i HAVE THIS VID ON VHS hahah from backj in the day !!!1

[WarriorBoy]

Seagal was just beginning his journey in the fat-ti-giblets system here.

Now he is a grand master.

[luckynumero13]

this has got to be the only time ive seen seagal loose his cool - he actually raised his voice with anger. normally it's stone face and monotone as he finishes off the bad guy.

[LaBelle339]

@luckynumero13

You can say it again!

[shamim13333]

@luckynumero13 The question is my friend, this is the only time he ever bleeded and got hurt.

[collmcc7]

@shamim13333 bleeded???

[ZiaS3]

OMFG! My eyes hurt..

[luigi19987]

segal is always to overkill with his films

[Adamkooooooo]

yeah thats tru even though Steven Seagal is my favourite actor but i think its better than jet li films because when he kick someone he fly "20"metres :D:Dand aikdio is very very nice martial art :)

[cooknthyme]

something wrong with the overkill?

[stevienightheat1]

People like you have said that for years but lack any proof. If this really did happen as you say why has Gene always said it the latter?

[Shazee083]

he is 6 '4 or 6

[xupamelacorneta]

look the difference on his hands from 0:27

[skrolikowski]

First you see the glimmer.. then you see a fat out-of-shape has been.

[solpapisolmook]

Then you smell the bowel movement he made when Gene LeBelle choked his flabby ass out.

[stevienightheat1]

Still no proof to show that ever happened. Still on youtube promoting lies I see. Sad

[solpapisolmook]

Gene never denied it.

Here's a better question; aside from all the stuntmen and actors who complained about Seagal being abusive (Leguizamo, Quadros), if Steven Seagal, the big tough guy that he is, really was NOT choked out by a 60+ man.....why hasn't HE come out and said it never happened?

If my whole livelihood was based on being a tough guy and something like that was going around, I'd make damn sure to discount it...unless of course, it was true!!!! Suck it.

[stevienightheat1]

Seagal has said that never happened so many times in the past and even in his book and doc on channel E he said it never happened when asked. You don't know what the hell you are talking about dude, I think you really think you do but you don't.

[solpapisolmook]

Oh really?

He said it in "his book"??

And what book would that be? Here you go: here's your chance to show that, like you say, I don't know what I'm talking about, but you definitely do. Show everyone how I'm wrong.

What book would that be?

[stevienightheat1]

Seagalogy: A Study Of The Ass-Kicking Films Of Steven Seagal book

[solpapisolmook]

That's not "his" book, you dumb faggot.

[stevienightheat1]

Yes it is, also watch Path Beyond Thought and you will see seagal bring that crap rumor up more then once.

[solpapisolmook]

I've seen it, and he never mentions it in the movie. "Seagalogy" is not "his" book, you dumb fuck; it 's a humor book not written or having anything to do with him.

As for reading, why don't you take a look at the GQ, Vanity Fair, and Spy articles that list off this disgusting motherfucker's behavior towards his coworkers, ex-wife, assistants, and family. He's a piece of shit and everyone knows it.

[stevienightheat1]

Now I know you are full of crap. I guess now you are going to say the E true hollywood story is wrong to when they said that never happened? BTW What does Seagal being an asshole in his prime have anything to do with the topic at hand?

[solpapisolmook]

Stop switching the subject. "Seagology" is not "his" book. It's an unauthorized humor book, you idiot. This is what you're basing your information on? Fuck off.

[DarKKnightt07]

lol half of seagal's fight scenes is like its too easy for him to beat the bad guys up

[beesmakewax]

is that the best you've got? if that's the best you've got, i'm just gonna have to kill you.

[kazimxx]

you dont look like,you going to be happy weking now:-)))

[stude]

The Glimmer Man- the movie Seven wishes it was.

[wwwNooBcom]

i love the iron railings that turn to rubber when they hit the floor lol

[Coruscant98]

ahahahahhaha so fake!

[oldmanmike89]

Yeah I only noticed that for the first time the other night! and I'm a long time Seagal fan!

[skrolikowski]

Notice how his head falls through the rubber polls, but then they show his head through one :D

[efisgpr]

first ones; bars on the windows.....2nd ones; fence

[translationwiz]

This guy is a beast. Hes got the skills and that reach is awesome.

[TheMorrisseyMan]

it isnt over until the wolf howls

[Armaggon187]

Can you get the ENTIRE FIGHT??? Do you have the entire fight from this scene? From the part to where he says "I'm a take care of you like I took care of your ex wife!" To the part to where he got thrown out that window?

[t5y665yrty56]

john jackson is obviously using a stunt double

[AvEryBadApPLe]

geez, one would think the villians in james bond movies die a horrilbe death.

[wapata8]

like how the fence thingie is juggliong back and forth just to show how obvious it is made of rubber

[Chronolyse]

Best chokehold showdown ever?

[DeadJerker]

Fuck Steven Seagal

[TyComedian]

Am I the only one who thinks he showed emotion when he said "is that all you got?"

[SidhuSoldier]

Steven wasen't even trying.

[truuuuuuucky1]

''you dont look like you gonna wake up happy now''

rofl loves when he comment the kills he kill xD!

[nenzi671]

He just threw Adm. Chegwidden from J.A.G. out the window. Oooooo, He's in trouble now.

[knjazvovk]

Steven looks constipated from :33 on

[terzolilu]

ahahahahaha

lol !!!!!!!!

[IAmThePartyCrasher]

Apparently, styrofoam can harden into steel once sent through glass?

[Paranoidave]

not meaning to be pedantic...it's just you can't see because this vid cuts out too early. He lands on a completely different set of railings than the window bars.

Even so. Rubber bars!!!!

[jankokomuszek]

Wait ! Did I just see Steven Segal get hit ?! 8.

[drake128]

death by chubby hug and rubber bars

[WarriorBoy]

The Dalai Lama has said that Steven Seagal is a reincarnation of a Boshisattva (look this up I'm not joking). I think it really shows in this clip.

[knjazvovk]

Steven Seagal gets fatter and fatter and gay and gayer, and he shits his pants too much during his movies

[solpapisolmook]

Not during his movies - you mean on the set, after Gene LeBelle choked his flabby ass out until he lost control of his bowels.

Not during his movies.

[Mad2k5]

do your self a favour and dont watch it

[basedeal]

I seen a good deal of Seagals movies, and this scene he actually gets hit on the face/nose; normally he never gets a touched because he is invincible like lol :) I was kind of suprised he got cought with that jab good stuff!

[yankeefan30]

Dramatic Fall sequence take 1 lol

[yraenironheart]

IS ZAT ALL YOU GOT!?

[StudioLPS]

Awesome, Seagal has no pity !

[thedude5000]

GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!

You don't look like you're gonna be waking up happy now.

[svedzin]

Is that the best you got "boey"?

Isn't he funny?

[rambotylerwilson]

That bloke was a shit bad guy.

[alexgijon]

FATALITY!

[superhandman]

I will whoop steven segal's ass.

[ayaxwarrior]

in seagal's movies there is always two sides :

steven seagal vs the rest of the world

seagal sucks now XD

[GoodyWillPwnJ00]

LMFAO!!!

so true

[tafkam1]

first time i ever seen Seagal bleed

[Maltebyte]

i know mr big shot got hurt haha

[Vader58]

Did you not see Above the Law when he was beaten in the face with a lead glove. How about Hard to Kill when he was shot multiple times? I hate to see the bad ass hero get his ass kicked. He supposed to be the hero not the punk who gets his ass kicked.

[OGKaine]

Steven Seagall Owns

[dgontar]

I've been feeling like doing that to two particular people lately.

[OGKaine]

the part where he has the credit card is the best part he fucced them over bro

[hulk90000]

seagal fucking rules!!!!!! "if thats the best you got im just gonnna have to kill you" lol

[ben67890]

plus the cut on the right side of his head .disappears and reappears through out the whole thing

[zaynit]

Very pretentious, very funny, five stars!

[infamousflamboyant]

that gate was made outta rubber