Two-Headed Turtle

[blinkyeshark]

awwww i feel bad for it

[AGremina]

Omg lol that sucks

They are always going to be wondering who the fuck is behind them! :)

[fu11fu]

They do have a tail, so I think they'd crap out of there shared ass.

[2064219393]

2turts1shell

[ben191209]

This is the meanest animal on earth!

[LyleVertigo]

It's a Siamese, not two-headed.

[diagonaluk]

@HeWhoWaitsInDarkness your welcome dude!! :)

[coconutfangs]

OH MY GOSH! I've seen that turtle... He's at my favorite pet shop!

[MrKabuto55]

thumbs up is those ads blocks the word everytime u watch his videos!

[Kujamon]

@MrKabuto55 what ads? use adblock plus extension and there shall be no more ads

[SSJjay4]

DUDE...

[ThePidofile]

Turtle A : you watch my back i'll watch yours .

Turtle B : you watch my back i'll watch yours .

[Reptiles0for0ever]

@ThePidofile lol its they only have one back so their watching their back

[radioman678niger]

weird



[littleice97]

erh....where does the poop go...

[xxlegendify]

i wonder how does it move lol..

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

@xxlegendify very carefully.

[06jamesmc]

its like cat dog

[3466mel]

how do they use the bathroom

[Sonny0612]

now , where do they take a shit?

[infinityperson]

that ones really weird... usually you see two heads side-by-side....

[Sleepinglion22]

So.. how does it poop.... o_O poor little bastards have to live through two girls one shell everyday :(

[nov62010]

just like cat dog :P

[JordanianPride80]

am just wondering.. does each turtle know that it's butt is it's brother's head !!

[TheMr92021]

takes a shit out of one anothers mouth

[pisoterbang]

nice song, can u tell me?

[TheRct3freak]

teenage ninja mutant turtle!!!

[awesomesauce41791]

@TheRct3freak

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.... you fail

[TheRct3freak]

@awesomesauce41791 oh yeah.

[aeas01]

how do they shit?



[xxTigerQueenxx]

When they both eat they poop out of the middle between their heads

[sharsasuke01]

how does it shit?

[lolurmoma]

nice tunes

[TheMr92021]

when one has to crap does it come out the others mouth

[xCF26]

@TheMr92021 human turtle!

[unrealbarney]

what is diagonaluk, a show that dedicates to make mutant species or wut

[EmanPlay]

when one of them shits, the shit goes out from the mouth of the other one. °-°

[Runef12]

"This way! screw you! this way!"

[Abygel4]

Siamese turtle? That's odd...

[AbstractGreenDude]

but how do they poo? :L

[boostamante64]

what are you looking at

[CuteAkito]

Must be a pain in the ass when one has to go visit his girlfriend and the other wants to stay at home, playing COD :o

[SoundBend]

It must be really awkward when they pop.

Do they even pop?! O-o

[mrzombielot]

i have that type of turtle but sadly no two heads :(

[Monkeyfish48]

I wonder what it will be like for them to poop..

[Hypefilmsltd]

Duh- Bi-Swimming!

[owned2hell]

Turtle A : " HA!!! this time its YOUR turn MUAHAHAHAHA im guna eat a lot:D "

Turtle B : " Fuck you you always eat a lot when shit doesn't come out of your mouth! D:< "

[Nelphoto]

How does it take a shit???!!

[superphil92]

Turtle centipede. 

[Miepieish]

@superphil92 Oh God. That movie was so disturbing, and pointless. LOL (To me it was..)

[MrThisDarkness]

Squirtle is Evolving:

Ash:  WTF !!

[OreoCookiezXx]

When it takes a shit, which side smells it?

[halloween3378]

wtf 

[videomir6]

How can it poo?

[wazzuspartan]

WHAT THE HELL

[Schattenentzug]

Is this real??

[MrJoey2064]

how doe you use the bathroom!

[99knight]

@MrJoey2064 they use each other mouth ?

[Humanoidofdoom]

I must know, what is the name of the song playing?

[ShowTime4232]

it probably mutation  it not happen a lot

[g3n3z1d3]

aww man i cant backstab him

[Puppyluvies]

wtf two heads that it creepyyyyyyyyyyyy

[FRURMELLL]

HOW DOES IT SHIT?!

[oscarfouz23]

HOW DOES IT SHIT!!!

[billybobjoe1699]

how does it take a crap? O.o

[rebeccalynnbean]

its kinda like cat and dog the two that stuck together

[axistranger]

CATDOG !!!!!

[PrawdaUnia]

@axistranger Yeah LOL, but in this case it would be TurtleTurtle :P

[Klonezeehx2]

poop comes out from eachothers mouth

[roxasnriku1]

do they know that they're attached lol?

[obenrob]

you have not so long ago found a turtle with two heads becide each and 5 legs with the third between the heads

[mar1977kal]

how does it shit??????

[TheSeanpatrickobrien]

wheres it ass?

[ClintDuza]

OMG has anyone picked up on the joke looking at them in the face! lol "Thats disgusting! Its got a turtle head poking out!"

[boolbarry1999]

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

[GunW33zY]

wow

[jordandcv]

how dose it poop

[122hazel]

2 heads is better than 1!

[Dxxchrisable]

talk about 360 view

[bryanlyx]

i wonder where their shit comes out from

[doggygomoo]

Sooooo if one poops....where does it come out from...? o_O

[RandomAkatsukiChick]

@doggygomoo ... It's never poop, it's always vomit.

[hxasmirl]

I like turtles

[xjunior95x]

Amazing Oo

[pubirty22]

i thought he had a head sticking out its ass o.o

[MrZloezlo8]

how does it move? Oo

[NCONiall]

Lol when I saw the title of the video in recommendations I just knew it would be diagonaluk ;D

[diagonaluk]

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[jhomierox]

How Do they Shet?

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

Made in Chernobyl

[LDawgydog27]

how do they go potty?

[seelkadoom9000]

this is truly shearing your shell

[R3demp7tion]

turtle 1: hey fuck off, im trying to go to the food!

turtle 2: hell no! last time you ate that you had diarioha

[KingSkulkZ]

shitting in eachothers ass

[bakeryssoul]

weird but cute

[marfcbo]

hacks

[ShadowWolfRising]

independent minds, but are smart enough to co-operate when moving.......mutation can be a important step in evolution.

[AshillaBeige]

I feel bad for the one on the pooping end...

[nickrocket3]

Where the fuck do they shit from ???

[TehHyperPivot]

This isn't a Two Headed turtle. it's a Siamese turtle. You can see its 2 shells conjoined.

[Adamon39]

Wheres my pokeball?

[Roo47]

0:43 "i hate you so much I want to kill you but I cant reach you from here" i bet thats what turtle is thinking

[Janetjacksongurl]

wow. They poop from thier sides because I see a tail at the side.

[PureRebelM1ko]

disturbingly fascinating

[bayandsl]

2heads 4foot and 1tail

[TheLol7]

two heads ?

[DeathKing68]

as i always say 2 heads are always better then 1

[l0vEtheSunnshineexo]

I think it looks ADORABLE

[brysonwilliams70]

Its nice to know ur brothers always got ur back!

[XERZiAS]

My Darling Turtle! :D

[Sweden8990]

He's one cool little man

[CocoWhy]

how do they poo?

shit out of their mouth? 8D

[RBDrummer5]

What a shit head.

[ld309]

its a shame they'll never meet eachtother

[arshdeep125]

@ld309 Omg the irony in that cracked me up lmao

[matiaukas]

is this a spin off of cat-dog?

[suzarox]

they have one of these in Serramonte in the pet shop in California

[SMITHY2010LS9]

wonder if its a little cramped in the shell

[EARTHza323]

aww sad they never see each other

[TheGodfatherSahil12]

i hav 2 dicks, what's the difference?

[HeadshotZealot]

0:44 "stop looking at me im a freak"

[CoolSchoolProduction]

How doesit makes a crap lol XD

[kellynotes]

@capricious71 so true its sad to know that we humans mess up mother nature's fine and delicately structured creations :( imagine

[10alax]

i would buy that

[IgorAusDemKeller]

How do they mate? Must be like hearing a voice inside your head.

[mymrgrey1]

Why the hell aren't they in water!!

[nightjinz1]

Hmm poor turtl£

[guesswho2125]

One fine day with a woof and a purr

A baby was born and it caused a little stir

No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog

Just a reptilian reptile little turtle turtle.

TurtleTurtle, TurtleTurtle, alone in the world is a little TurtleTurtle!

[bioniclegods]

who owns the tail ????

[theteacher010]

Neither can live while the other survives.

[AverageMen]

they are probly saying get ur butt off my butt

[capricious71]

Probably humans all their pollution caused this. Poor creature(s)

[dartmoul13]

poor turtle

[thisispis]

0:13 looks like yoda:D

[SparksMega]

eeehhh

it mus b smelly up in der

[292lift]

i wonder which head owns the butt

[NYtassu]

We all know what we want to ask here...

[yomomma651]

if they wanna go different ways then do they split apart? or what

[legoman4551]

twin turtles gone wrong?

[smashx2000]

LOL the poo comes out on the left or right side LOL

[daniaburhan]

i love turtle

[daniaburhan]

lol

[blg81raluka]

wow....  :|

[ofri75]

I feel sorry for him.

[ChanceReed]

haha imagine if a turtle tried to phuck it the buthead turtle would be givin somthinew

[killer6617]

i wouldnt want to be on the assholes end o_0

[WeirdPeople247]

wat if 1 wanna walk >> and 1 wanna walk <<<

[POONyukfai]

i kinda feel bad for them/it :'(

[X101Andy]

that sucks

[Johnzgirl124]

he doesnt shit o3o.and they cant have babys.

[poopadoop13579]

so if one has to crap does it come out of the other ones mouth?

[monimstarfox]

god is fucking with us

[20125150]

What if they expend all the energy in the food and dont crap?!?!

[legstarwarscollector]

guys who are saying how does it shit look at :44 it has a tail, and fyi turtles crap out there waste from their tails

[jjj123comody]

o.O Wait...

Does one end crap out of the others ends mouth,vice versa???

[popedummy9239]

I wonder if it (or "they"?) was able to survive; most 2-headed baby turtles don't.

[luv2hate232]

omg he is tiny!!

[poojy15]

''Put their heads together''

Epic win.

[Ricky11Hun]

LOL XD, and this song XDdd

[pvtlchurchx]

@Ricky11Hun one head has to :D

[LopunnyPNTM101]

strange....... and two brains as well.

[AznPwn9449]

so..it shits out its mouth?

[eddiev2003]

I wonder if each one knows about the other

[TheGeeksoldierz]

@eddiev2003 lol!!

[DarkAngelEU]

@eddiev2003 this made me laugh :')

[yukihir0]

It's so TINY!!!

[imadey0utube]

They're having butt sex

[kashpc]

The end is about to come! Strange ferocious creatures are rising from the earth! All praise the allmighty Cornholio !!!

[SpoonGoonKay]

0:44 "Oh dear lord... I'm so depressed. Somebody please kill me."

[Luckypuppy67]

They take turns by doing rock paper scissors to decide which head the poop comes out of(:

[aaadddaaammm777]

@Luckypuppy67 ROFL!!!!

[alisub]

وينك يالربيعه

[cclelouchfan1000]

this way

no this way

i said this way

well to bad, i'm bigger

WERE THE SAME SIZE

[DeciNNN]

@cclelouchfan1000

HAHAH!:D

[2311blobman]

wow fake

[UKCDot]

how does it shit?

[iSay9iTell]

0:12 looks like the turtle says what are you looking at