WORLD'S HOTTEST FIRE!

[TacOcaT236]

he likes to touch his hair

[kees1357]

I never seen this before. I usualy type with correct speelling, That's wahta lachol does. I love this, Fuck. YEs. L:et;s all just have sex. :D

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[smoil77]

!!!!!!PANDAS!!!!!!!!

[logeoway124]

i got like ten pounds of candy witch i still have

[10791Pete]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!

[JasonVladimir]

I chortled at your "Charting" joke! ....Just another "c" word!

[skibc90]

Toby! Come out to Colorado this winter, I'll teach you how to ski & blog simultaneously! It'll be an intro of whiteness then whiteness then more whiteness then awesomeness ;)

[iSmashUriDevice]

Ba DO DO DOD OD DOOOOOOO SUBSCRIBE OUTRO OF BLACK-NESS THEN RED-NESS THEN WHITE-NESS BEEEEEP TOBY OUTTTTT (WOOOOSH)

[neverlookback98]

you are the funniest person on the face of the earth.

[COMMENTNINJA10]

Ya, tricks! one doof gave me an onion! .3.

[wolfchic27]

My Halloween was horrible I went as a bottle of mustard because I couldn't find anything else

[Fayt540]

When we're together, snowmen come to life. That's terrifying.

Good one. Now time to commence the cleaning of my computer screen of all the soda.

[firepelt222]

I got sick on Halloween... the good thing is that i didnt go to skol!!!

[MrJoey0415]

that was

*puts on glasses*

hot

YEEAAAAHH!!!

[got2lovethenoob]

in Canada we just call it skiing... XD

[clayericksonpro]

I love you toby...No Homo.

[MrMTV100]

BOOP!!!

[SerenaImara]

OMFG just as you were saying"bless your face if u sneezed in this video I SNEEZED TWICE!yes 2 time!!! :P

[UnholyAngel210]

... God damnit, where is HewowThere ...

[Silk7301]

@UnholyAngel210 I know



[MrMatiasGirardi]

Toby turner, I watch that...but im not a rapper

[Orion886]

No one hate on the Buscus! He's enthusiastic about what he does, if you don't like him, why watch his videos at all?

[BulletTheory100]

Random fact : the hottest flame known to man comes from an Acetylene torch. Now you know :)

[jcagan1]

@BulletTheory100 Actually its the third hottest

[BulletTheory100]

@jcagan1 yeah, i just read that in my textbook lastnight :P my bad, acetylene flame is just very concentrated, mapp and propane are hotter. lol....i hope im not on this one also

[BulletTheory100]

@jcagan1 whoops, i meant propylene, not propane

[thepollerider]

When I and my friend went to trick or treat when we went to some foam hubby and he said we could get a fist instead of candy xD

[melissad52077]

me got candy

[TheKupoKilala]

@HewowThere Well even though you complain that Toby is annoying you keep coming back to this video for more... so technically you are his bitch also...and you just keep asking for more. That's okay though because we all want more of Toby's awesome commentary ;D

[HewowThere]

LOL IS EVERYONE TOBY TURNER'S BITCH... CHILL OUT XD LMFAOOO TAKE IN HE'S ANNOYING AS SHIT

[blackoutbh13]

@HewowThere why are you waching his cool ass vids soooooooo have fun being my BITCH

[omgwhosaidthat]

@HewowThere HISS!!

[ReeReeKitty]

@HewowThere I am going to put together a collection of sayings from one brave person on youtube... his name... TOBUSCUS! I will jumble them up... "If you make me mad... oooh.. I will pee on YOU..." Thank you. No kindly go f*ck yourself. ;)

[migotojudo1]

someone had a chainsaw on halloween aand they scared the girl next to me n she peed her pants XD)

[xTheNinjaOne]

i tried to high five him xD

[trickysquirel]

keep pressing 8 for FWa FWa FWa

[trickysquirel]

toby. . . you kinda over stated that :3

[KenshinFanatic]

I miss wturquoise wednesday..

[444zachattack444]

Trick or treating got cancelled cause of the power outages

[ZzNezzerzZ]

he said he was hungry for some jambalaya... just where is he from anyway?, 'cause I honestly didn't think that where ever he was from would know what jambalaya is

[Dinorawr789]

I got tricked because...

I didn't get a Tobuscus T-shirt. D':

[chronoshift911]

tricked and mistreated!!!

[TheTommyKay]

'repeats vlogger's random quote'

-put your own comment here

Attention whore instruction for thumbs up

[DrizzleVLOG]

@TheTommyKay its funny because you wanted to get thumbs up for that comment so you really just making fun of your self.

[TheTommyKay]

@DrizzleVLOG lol actualy not.I hate the thumbs up/down system...im more of the old youtube system.

I dont think that way.

If you have noticed (which you didnt) the comment was meant to be sarcastic.

[zer0846]

turner the trucker LOL

[MyNameIsTimeless]

@HewowThere MadTroll. 

[zer0846]

@HewowThere NO you have to shut up troll

[CaSCHWANK]

@HewowThere lol you realize the "pause" button will shut him up faster than youtube shouting...

[ragequitter93070]

@HewowThere bitch

[camofitz1997]

@HewowThere if you dont like him then why are you watching this. just shut the f up!!

[RandomTALKINGtiger]

@HewowThere Looks like somebody didn't get treated this Halloween. There is always next year.

[LilRedHeadDrummerBoy]

@HewowThere If you don't want to hear him talk, then why are you watching his video? I think you're so starved for attention that you start shit just so you can sign on one day and see something you will never see otherwise, a message. You are pathetic because of this, and I would be lying if I said I don't care what you post, because obviously I do or I wouldn't be replying. Grow up and try to make some friends instead of insulting a popular youtuber. Thanks for actin like an ass. Buh bye.

[Webcampod]

@HewowThere In real life you're just a bitch with a keyboard...

[Trialtrex21]

@HewowThere fuck you

[CastielLuv]

@HewowThere Ya know theres a thing called a PAUSE BUTTON. I know its a crazy idea, but you can STOP the VIDEO and the sound will STOP with it. Take a deep breath, let it sink in and then maybe you can leave the page.

[MyHomicidalRomance]

@Umz15824 Do you just walk around with your number printed on sheets of paper?

[Umz15824]

@MyHomicidalRomance

yup :)

[will8675]

BOOOP!

[livelovejulie]

i was snowed in and out of power.

[juancho4life]

If you put the iphone 4s camera to your clothes will it give you blackness? If it does you could then slide it to your hand for redness. Hmm...

[DresdenMusica]

Someone gave me a pencil on Halloween that said ,"What Would Jesus Do?"...I'm Pagan!!!XD

[Stretchlucas]

I wonder if he's aware what "turning tricks" actually means..?

[redknight4641]

I was just at Starbucks yesterday and got that same cup. It scared me too.

[wont4get1992]

i watch katerz but i cnt believe she has mre audience!!! toby ur awesome!!!

[iDanyXoxo]

timmy turnerrrr

[foodisyummyformytum]

Supa Hot Fire............. I spit that.

[tamesiskendra]

Is Canada the only place that turning tricks means standing on a street corner to earn money? I was liek o.O when he said we turns tricks and had a job all lined up xD

[tanjida2008]

I went to Starbucks on my way to college in England, saw the cup and thought the exact same things as Toby! Crazy world, this is. You go into Starbucks the next day and the whole menu, furniture, and cups have transformed into a Christmas-y-thing-a-majig!

[mrsraddliffe]

@tanjida2008 what college do you go to?

[tanjida2008]

@mrsraddliffe Um, I can't be specific because of safety reasons, but a sixth-form college in the North West of England. And yourself? :)

[mrsraddliffe]

@tanjida2008 nothing yet i'm too young but i might go to cardriff uni and pontypool college (their in wales)

[tanjida2008]

@mrsraddliffe Oh right, cool :D

[iEnjoiSushi]

I spaced out for a second and Toby was already on another subject. I was so confused

[KomodoLord]

i have hardest high five competitions with my friends

[elillianr]

hey trick turner, so i'm still not sure ... if i'm cold in the winter, can i start freestyling to stay warm? you didn't really clarify ... it's okay though, because you're the greatest gangsta evar.

[sk337sHoot3r]

is he making even less sense than usual in this video? is that even possible?o_O

[konatavibritania]

I've never been trick or treating

which sounds terrifying because a bunch of little kids harass you for candy

and i couldn't open the bag so the kid used a pocket knife. But I'm ok. if you're wondering. Probably not since it's not Halloween anymore. Ok. o.o

[Freyzure]

is he in stand up comedy yet? really!

[CottonMickey]

That ad in the background for Person of Interest was REALLY cocky, trying to steal your spotlight :(

[ZombieTurtle2]

Does anyone know how to turn off the stupid safety mode so I can watch Toby's inappropriately titled vlogs?

[billbob213]

@ZombieTurtle2 Get older, (change your age on your Youtube account)

[ZombieTurtle2]

@ZombieTurtle2 I'm already 18. :(

[PrincessErinLeigh]

Um... Halloween was on a Monday. Lmao! Skip Tuesday win! ;D

[TheMinimoo613]

@PrincessErinLeigh in america it was on tuesday :) x

[raexxchull]

@TheMinimoo613 fail. it was on monday.

[x0xgumdropsx0x]

I love uncharted 3. I was playing it today at my birthday party :)

[FateStation]

@x0xgumdropsx0x Happy Birthday :)

[x0xgumdropsx0x]

@FateStation thanks :)

[tr2reality]

I want to do Toby...

[MaximDBD]

@tr2reality haha 

[JesseVentusCP]

snowman sex ftw

[downingkid]

Oh how I love you.

[mariyapeperoni]

he was sooo hyper in this.. hahahaha

[skinnedcartree]

Mate, the APB link just says page cannoteth be foundeth. DOOM.

[SelKatarina]

What Were You On Halloween?

Toby: Grandpa

Toby's grandpa: Toby!!

[FatPure7]

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I joined Seananners clan! Then I watched this....

[notpolicebob150]

The Toby Turner gang vs the Seananners gang on APB = EPIC

[emann43]

'when we're together, snowmen come to life *pause..* that's terrifying'

lmao

[TheGallexandra100]

tobbyyyyy!! you're cute

[NerdyKoala25]

@TheGallexandra100 No he's hot

[Tobuscusluva]

Toby I bought a purple wednesday shirt!!! And I only wear it on wednesdays. :3 I always get happy when I see him wearing the exact same shirt I'm wearing.

[dont2care8channel]

I fulled a Comic-Con bag!

[britter94]

I believe you're missing sol. That's why ur cold

[JJsmallz]

whats wrong with this guy?

[ShadyDisciplez]

@JJsmallz he has a disease called mjdofjwoefwfe72... it's very deadly...

[AiliasFox]

@JJsmallz and contagious..... make sure you watch your back very carefully. You may catch this disease by surprise....

[amerskos]

Wait..I'm part of your audience and Kate's audience D: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

[lemonice2700]

@amerskos Pick this one!!! We have Toby over here

[amerskos]

@lemonice2700 Too late D: Kate said it first.

[MrStalve]

I pee every time I watch your videos Toby. The good kind of pee of course.

BOOOP!

[silentangel56]

"I'm gonna go buy some groceries. GROSS-ceries!" That made me laugh so hard XD

[tarcall0912]

toby, you said apb reloaded was the FIRST link in the description... it the LAST one !!!!!!!

[TheChunckizzle]

Straight from Halloween to Christmas? WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING!!!

[CaSCHWANK]

@TheChunckizzle Thanksgiving is before halloween, silly.

[NerdyKoala25]

awkward thumbnail

[TheMoooooman]

I sneezed for times

[TheMoooooman]

@MrChaza777water skiing. *derp* jk

[MrChaza777]

snow skiing? what other types of skiing are there?

[TwitchySirenixie]

You should've been sneezing all over the place. Way. too. many. ALLITERATIONS!!

[EdryElric]

Nope. I didn't get tricked at all. I started by saying "Gimme Candy." then my sister said that was mean and to be kinder. My next approach was "Treats Preferably." I got over 3 pounds of candy... sadly my brother got 6... HOW LITTLE BROTHER! "I don't want tricks! Unless it's the cereal, i like those trix..."

[lilly3959]

i played a trick on somebody i took my dogs poop and put it under a cup and left it on a doorstep

[akpahlawan1295]

'when we're together, snowmen come to life'

thats terrifying

[sammystar727]

20 houses had no candy and we went to 15 blocks or more

[Pivotmaker252]

TRICKUSCUS

[MrSnglenn]

RIP headphone users Xd

[billbob213]

Does Toby know what "turning tricks" means? lol

[xPvtStashx]

@billbob213 seems like he does..? why do you ask

[MultiShipper13]

@billbob213 what does it mean?

[billbob213]

@MultiShipper13 It means someone who has sexytime for monies :S :D

[DallasDiatorei]

@billbob213 Do most people? I didn't until I looked it up just after reading your comment.

[nomnomnomcupcakes]

*super

[nomnomnomcupcakes]

In the beginning when you said "That's terrifying." I had to suer swallow my tea so i didnt spit it out on my phone.

[sdfdsv]

Dedikater army 8)

[TheCoolgangsters]

can you show ass your car?

[spriteaddict2435]

COME TO CANADA!!!!!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Back back forth and forth? Who are you, Aaliyah?

[destikgurl]

how did you know I'm a girl!?!

[Treviusful]

@destikgurl Girl is in your name. :3

[beccablue18]

" 'When we're together snowmen come to life.' That's terrifying"

[UnscathedLight]

Dedikaters FTW! :D (love you too Toby but Katers posted about it first I think <3)

[MrSmackyWiseGuy]

Toby just call that dude already so he'll stop flooding youtube with his advertisements! lol thumbs this up so he can see it!

[misstatortot]

<3 <3 Like?

[LRRPxRecondo]

ADHD much?

[catboy239]

um, WHAT THE NUGGET IS THIS GUY, IN THE AD SECTION ASKING ALL OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE TO CALL THEM?! /whatswhat is his...thingy, so people, figure it out.

[Bayfree102]

Does he have ADHD?

[misscoconutlime]

I was drinking christmas time coffee while watching this video!

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

@misscoconutlime ouch

[PhilipinosFTW24]

I was sick on Halloween but at least i got to sneeze during your video!

[OddballXP]

tobuscus tattoo confirm/deny?

[agentskull]

what is toby's ps3 name

[Dwhitekid]

20 people broke there moniter by highfiving Toby

[becca2120]

Oh i dunno, i instantly become warmer when i freestyle ,..

[DangYoUFISH]

I SNEEZED!!!! c o m p r e h e n t i o n

[mrbra]

but... but... but... i love katers

[bandanamask125]

he should change it to into of darkish then redness the whiteness :D

[Ktc0666]

I love when Toby spits all over the audience LOL

[RunAsthmaRun]

I be wheezin'... :( 

[thundertiger109]

slaat weer helemaal nergens op...

[ollytennant]

Thank you for blessing my face twice ^__^ haha

[Thisismyusername1010]

You want to go to the tundra? Well I live in Wisconsin. Is that close enough?