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  • Ahh, Steven Seagal, a heavy set white man in expensive shirts beating up members of the working classes, always enjoyable :-D

  • the men who got shot in the head were lucky

  • I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • so many rastas !

  • 2:30 to 2:53 OVERKILL lmao

  • 3:20

    THAT MAN HAD TO BE AT LEAST 70!

  • i would say i'd like to meet the jamaican man who pissed off seagal so much that it inspired him to make this movie....but he's more than likely already dead

  • screwface best seagal villain ever

  • STEVEN SEAGAL IS the milkman O_O own it now on dvd blueray xbox 360 video casette cd ipod and all that other shit

  • Director: wanna play my new action movie.

    Stuntman: for whom.

    Director: vs Steven Seagal

    Stuntman: O.O

    Director: o.O

  • great!

  • Excellent ce Steven Seagal même Chuck Norris n'arriverait pas à le battre!

  • Steven Seagal, le maître incomparable de l'Aikido ! Les combats sont phénoménaux, vite expédié, du clair et net, extra !

  • great video but shit language

  • Being a stuntman in a Seagal Movie must have been a tough job...

  • On Deadly Ground. Michael Caine's greatest movie: he plays himself. He even took his blue contact lenses out for that one.

  • seagal rules

  • j'aime son jeu d' " acteur " XD

  • I love the music from 4:56 till 5:01

  • Thanks for the memories, Steven :)

  • 1:45 brutal

  • Turn up the volume, Don't watch the vid but only listen to the sound. Fckin Hilarious!

  • i tried one of the arm breaker moves on my brother ... yeah they work

  • nice DPS steven

  • regular people logic : "A backbreaker is enough. yeah...i win."

    Steven Seagal logic : "Oh I broke your back? All the more reason to throw you down this elevator shaft."

  • the damage bills would be huge!!

  • 7: 27 keep the faith stranix

  • If anything I think Seagal should choreograph fight scenes since he's no longer a top draw at the box office. These fight scenes are some of the best I've ever seen!

  • idol

    

  • 8:44 death by boobs

  • 5:19 even gordon freeman looses against seagal xD

  • Wow that poor Jamaican at 2:11...

  • 1:46 lmao

  • All i can say is 2:11 - 2:55 ... .LMFAO!!! 

  • 5:33  mdr ^^

  • Under Siege I and II, and Waiting permanently cured me of ever, EVER fucking with the people that make my food ever, ever again.

  • in on deadly ground, steven beat up young, old, very old, teens, 20 somethings, it didnt matter.

  • aikido is badass, brazilian ninjijitusu would be no good suck agianst serveral attackers. "hold on guys, let me get an arm bar on this get and them i'll deal with yall in just a sec." aikido is the real deal. you can choose how much preasure, how much to break, etc with each attack. movie or no movie.

  • seagel is hardcore but french just dosent do him credit, it makes him sound like a queer. 

  • Booker T a 2:53 lol

  • I understand ... He has long had a girl xD

  • merci pour tes vidéos. ça déboite.

  • Seagal dont play around,he kick ur head,break ur bones and if it is necessary he attack ur balls....just destroy u anyway

  • Steven Seagal is one of the masters of raising hell.

  • KILL THOSE NIGGARS!

  • Seagal is the Best Master in Aikido. Simply Superb. I love his Best films, in his good time.

    I have practiced Jiu-jitsu during Nine years. And i must come back to practice Martial Arts soon.

    YOU ARE GORGEOUS STEVEN!! WOW!!

    A BIG HUG,BY YOUR SPANISH FRIEND & FAN:

    NACHO ESPEJO

  • 0:16 - Segal kicked the air and it pushed the guy into the mirror.. awesome

  • 7:35 NO TICKET! IMAO

  • is that Danny Trejo in the beginning? Looks like he got his revenge in Machete

  • @Rawr5649 Yeah, he was in Marked for Death.

  • 3:43 that one was the best in my opinion. a really good flowing move

  • stop at and look on mirror what he have in back on 0:35

  • Steeev' DE-TESTE les dreadlocks !!!

  • It seems like Marked for Death is the most violent one(one with the Jamaicans)and it also seems to be the one that has the most Aikido in it...so much for the art of peace hehe

  • I loled at 8:02

  • Theres more Jamaicans gettin fucked up in this vid then there is at a reggae concert

  • @illSkillJoey lol

  • Jesus H Christ, how many arms and necks has he broken?

  • He makes Chuck Norris look like Justin Bieber.

  • 1:44 OUCH! ROFL

  • 7:56 After you!

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  • very good but you can mention the titles of the movies please.

    

  • You forgot the bit on Marked for Death where his partner goes "What happened?"

    Steven: "Well, one thought they were invinsible and one thought they could fly."

    Partner: "What do you mean"

    Steven: "... they were both wrong."

  • I had to watch this part a few time to see that it was a hostage but at 0:51-52 it looks like Seagal hits the rasta so hard it knocked the black off of him and turned him into a white lady! That beats Chuck any day!!!

  • @Ningishara From .46 Seconds on: Looks like Steven Seagal really hit the roof when he found out Milli-Vanilli lip-synched all their shit!!

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  • at 7:20 i bet that guy died

  • At 0:19, Seagal kicks so fast, that it creates a strong wind, which pushes the goon away!

  • Merci pour ce montage de ses meilleurs scènes d'action, j'adore Steven Seagal, à l'âge de seulement 17 ans il est partie au Japon pour apprendre l'aïkido, qui peut en dire autant, alors avant de dire qu'il est violent ou autre connerie, apprenez au moins sa vie. Et je tiens à signaler que c'est grâce à lui si aujourd'hui je pratique le véritable aïkido et non les idioties que l'on trouve sur le net ou même la notion d'être en garde n'existe pas.

    Encore merci à toi Ptyalisme.

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  • I wish Walker: Texas Ranger was this epic...and entertaining...

  • Pwned!!!

  • what a bad ass he used to be! and so skinny!

  • He's so brutal :P

  • why did they show the horse scene from on deadly ground?

  • @merph1 Because it was epic.

  • @ptyalisme good work my friend , but only very small problem have : french voice . :/

  • whats the one were he in the vodoo one cant remember it? anyone plz

  • @paul000108 Marked for Death.

  • @max6413 @  ty max love his movies try and get them all !!!!

  • he loves break windows...

  • 6.55 it looks like he fucked him up the ass O_____O

  • 9:42 - He gets an "A" in Machine Shop!

  • I'd hate to be the main villain in a seagal movie because he doesn't just kill the main villain... he KILLS the main villain multiple times. The guy in marked for death got his eyes gouged out, back broken, thrown down an elevator shaft to be impaled.

  • MALOOOO es Steven Seagal

  • The craziest thing about his movies is the fact that he plays a regular or bitter cop doing his job but goes about the mission with relentlessness and horror movie-like ability. This guy breaks limbs like Kit-Kats...every second of this video is hilarious.

  • lol

  • C'est vraiment inhumain d'accepter de tourner des film aussi violence , Steven Seagal n'a plus de succès et n'en a pas franchement déjà eu , il n'a que ce qu'il mérite...

    La violence gratuite c'est la facilité

  • @grayfoxrex C'est vraiment inhumain d'accepter de regarder des extraits vidéos de films qu'on n'aime pas en prenant le temps de laisser un commentaire.

  • @grayfoxrex c'est quoi le problème? il dégomme de la racaille! dis aux racailles de cité de stopper la violence tu vas voir comment tu seras reçu...aller continue à tous les niquer steven!!

  • @grayfoxrex La ferme tarlouze. Retourne ecouter justin bieber et laisse nous notre Steve tranquil

  • Was the 1st guy Danny Trejo? Pretty ironic since they will fight in Machete with Trejo as the good guy.

  • @ZaireBetter Yes, it is Danny Trejo. I thought the same thing when I watched Marked for Death the other day.

  • (Steven Seagal throws the Rastafarian out the elevator shaft)

    MK announcer:Kontinue!?

    Game Over

  • I feel sorry for Tommy Lee Jones, he deserved a better fight than that. Yet his acting was great as always

  • @alexisaiello Don't feel so bad. Tommy Lee Jones is an Oscar winner with a big fanbase and a fantastic career. This fat shit is a washed up has been loser who everyone hates.

  • 1:47 - 1:50 pure awesomeness

  • Love the move at 2:01.

  • yes! this is what I am talking about!!!! Best films ever!

  • @bagobeans 6:00 Mark: This is why you should never send your food back to the kitchen when its not right!

  • Why didn't Steven Segal do those shit on Gene LeBell?

  • I've seen them all....Bronson,Eastwood,Van Dame,Bruce Lee but nobody kicks ass like Steven Seagal......hands down!

  • ahahahaha on the 7:51 Steven's look says: dude, you are dead

  • Steve's never had a villain touch him. Not once!

  • @WhtMike2006 cause none of them are on his level

  • The Aikido master Steve Seagal Rulez!! Hail to Aikido!

  • aw come on thats not striking an officer - THATS STRIKING AN OFFICER! Hilarious stuff all the way

  • Nice jugs at 8:44

  • its funny cause the ones witht the worst and nastiest kills are against the black guys haha

  • god hes good .but hes a cold blooded fucking murderer, lol. has he ever heard of NON lethal force,lol. Maybe knocking them out or incapacitating them? lol,. he just about kills everyone he fights,lol.

  • at 0:17 which movie is that from

  • @MrDestructer Marked For Death

  • 6:38 lol

  • ROTFL!! haha what a fail AT 5:34

  • Police officers should learn one thing or two from Steven Seagal. Then maybe crimes would reduce. America... I can never understand this place

  • @crazykorean2268 the police do learn 1 0 2 things from Seagal. Watch Steven Seagal Lawman-epic!!

  • 3:38 What's a hot asian like that doing in a retarded hill billy bar

    and it's about time the Jamacans took a shit-kickin

  • 2:46

    "Killing black people is fun!" - Steven Seagal

  • Mohawk Aikido is not nasty stuff! Its a beautiful martial Art that steve as come to Master! He Is the Aikido Master! Any Questions??? Aikido Rulez!!!!!

  • Steve seagal!! The AIKIDO MASTER BIATCHES!!

  • the shit with the sledge is the best

  • 09:11 no one beats me in the kitchen !! :D

  • ahhh 650 he gooeeess inn

  • gief english tbh

  • STEVE IS GOD

  • Naughty Steven.

  • this dude just flat out brutalized people! LMAO!

  • Fucking AWESOME collection man. The Legend at his best!

  • 6:22 That pussy Van Damme couldnt do that

  • that pussy could kill you easily with 1 finger, punk :D

  • 5:01 Good God!!!

  • At 3:36

    "Oh my Balls" LOL

  • Lol the horses...

  • é o bixão nada acontece com ele só ele q faz as coisa com a galera... ¬¬

  • 1:32 That's better than the 3 Stooges!

  • BEAUTIFUL! Thanx 4 posting!

  • at 1:05 its cut from the uk region 2 version and 1:35 1:41 2:34 and 2:44

  • "YOU ARE FUCKED" haha amazing :D

  • chuck norris #2

  • aikido is some nasty stuff. it aint no karate kid wax on wax off crap.

  • 1:44

  • The way he breaks arms! Amazing!

  • @grabedigger snaps them like kit kat bars

  • black men dont stand a chance apparently(not being racsist) swords and 3:04

  • man hes so fast i barely c what he does

  • You just make him more angry if you hit him back.

  • @Krypticflask yeah... just beg down to the knees and beg him, plz dont kill me. u MIGHT have a chance

  • Lol at 8:37. Dorrien from the Mask gets his head snapped violently.

  • Ruthless

  • want to be just like him some day

  • @zarah319 a lot of hard work, u can do it

  • Steven Seagal is badass

  • tommy lee jones gotta fucked up son

  • lmfao everytime i see 5:36.......classic seagal overkill.......

  • LMAO at 5:36

  • 3:46 was steven seagull actually playing slaps?..... lol

  • THIS GUY BEATS PPL PAST DEATH LMAO

  • steven seagal is the best :)

  • "you're fucked" hahaha

  • good

  • LOL at 2:29 HHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • 0.19 foot didn't make contact.

  • dayumm, this guy is breaking everything he even breaked a guys back.He breaks hands, legs, fingers, backes, necks and even eyes. Those 90's were very dangerous, in these years you see no such films like the 90's. Its way too dangerous.

  • he killed so much black guys

  • @DarKKnightt07

    yeah man, he's basically taken on men from all around the world. jajaja

  • @DarKKnightt07 yeah lol it must have been taken from "steven seagal vs the blacks " lol

  • the good seagal is that he never watched the video picks up all and he has not received any blow haha! seagal rules

  • wtf ive got marked for death and my version hasnt got the bits where the sword slices mateys nuts or where he puts his eyes out

  • loved the emotion chart at the end of the first 1 cracked me big time lol