Kirk Cameron And Bananas

[theUKatheist]

It also fits perfectly in your ass. That was its design purpose. Duhhh

[omgwtfbbqxD]

I remember the first time I watched this. I had never heard of Ray Comfort. I was certain it was supposed to be satire, but didn't find it funny. When I figured out it wasn't satire I thought it was hilarious.

[Gligar13Vids]

Why does the banana look like a dildo when he holds it?

[dirtmerchant1980]

i cant help but feel that the point he is trying to make is undermined by his rediculous accent

[itchygonads]

he is a haggis, that makes me poo

[Hinduspy]

notice how it looks like a dick. maybe god is telling you to go suck some dick.

[Finleyfrank1]

they fail to mention the banana spider.

[Killerkid95]

But will it blend?

[questionsleadtotruth]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[Poaceaewave]

Ha, he has no clue on how to open a banana. The stem end is the handle. The flower end is 100 times easier to open. Only people who live in latitudes north or south of the banana zone, where bananas are imported, open the stem end.

[CarnegieFelon]

@Poaceaewave I used to open it the way he shows in the video because I was taught to open it that way when I was young, but then a friend convinced me to open it the other way. As you said, it is easier, and you avoid the seed part.

[elflordbob1]

my god he is a genius praise the lord and his mightyness become one with a simple minded beleif system which justifies killings of thousands through use of a supreme being that probably doesnt give a crap about us

lol creationists are so stupid

[TheScydeFX]

Wow... what a Maniac.

[RockswithVox]

Monkeys Love Bananas!



[sismyfavouriteletter]

This is a joke? Or does this man actually believe what he says ... ?

[protectthehuman]

I don't like bananas. They are not made for me, so naturally I am the only one that can see that they are a conspiracy by the raptor-lizard illuminati to make us more easily chewable. All the other fruits are in on it: This insidious change that is evident every time someone buys a seedless grape or the oranges softer cousin, the clementine. Wake up people, our hands were designed so we could only hold bananas so that we have nothing to defend ourselves with when the raptors come!

[everydayandeverynite]

Well pack it up, boys, looks like we're done here. Checkmate, Atheists. 

[MrSvengali83]

Fake and Gay.

[bajsfittakukhelvete]

WAKE UP PEOPLE! God didn't invent bananas - illuminati did, and Martha Stewart and the pineapple were all in on it!!

[H5iangfu]

Did he compares the banana to his anus wrinkles ? Fits perfectly ! Much more than fucking oranges ! Another proof !

[RedKrowley]

FREAKING ORANGES, BURN U DEVIL FRUIT.

[motorheadbanger90]

What.......is this really the argument for the existence of god...is it really? Come on guys quit it, this isn't funny its just...sad. I cant believe the best materialistic evidence for god believers can come up with is a banana....deluded fucktards...

[DylliexSkye]

So... God is real because bananas? wat

[jhiggsIV]

the pineapple, the creationist nightmare

[baiyuntao]

@jhiggsIV no the durian

[aimanXIII]

check mate atheist

[SirLamer]

By the way, only humans open them from the tabbed end. Wild animals such as apes open them from the "bottom". Is that part of God's perfect design, too?

[LOL4Polio]

LOL, it's great that even after finding out that the modern banana was actually the result of domestication and artificial selection by humans, ray comfort didn't bat an eye. How does someone make a perfect argument against their position and then completely ignore it? Oh, yeah, he's a moron.

[WHEREISYRGODNOW]

What about those fucking pain in the ass oranges???

[brttaft]

If god made that perfect, what was he thinking when he made you?

[bc3gt]

These two are mentally ill.

[INMATE2468]

Behold the creationist nightmare! ! The coconut if you study a well made coconut you'll see that its extremely hard to get into thus making it extremely stupid for it being created just for us, you'll also find that the maker of the coconut all mighty evolution it self has made it so that the coconut is not easily penetrable by scavenging creatures thus insuring its survival!

[red666111]

its ironic because the banana is domesticated and has been selectively bred by humans.

[andylajuene]

kiwi, you can't explain that.

[gekolvr0734]

This IS serious, right? Not a joke? (Bwahahahahaha!!)

[procnet1]

/r/ bananas=1

/r/ pickles=0

[L00neyDude]

@procnet1 We will fucking murder you and let the squirrels eat you.

[procnet1]

@L00neyDude do it faggot!

[paleflarelight]

All joking aside, how is this man not the laughing stock of the world?

[BozoTheBear]

@paleflarelight um....... he is?

[TheRedrum79]

after watching this i became an athiest

[peppermint23]

The gay jokes write themselves...

[howiescream]

My dick is perfectly shaped to wank with.

[gl3110]

why so many dislikes?...this is hilarious...

[RakshasaCat]

Have you seen a wild banana? They look rather less designed for human hands than those we've cultivated for millennia.

[physcoticnarcotic]

So this is why priests like playing with little boys...their hands fit perfectly on the shaft while the head of the little boys cock keeps his hand from slipping off

[HelloKitty167]

hahahahah please tell me this is a joke

[weirds0up]

This argument would work better if the banana they were using wasn't one grown from a cultivated source. Wild bananas look nothing like their cultivated cousins used in this video as "proof". In fact, this whole video actually provides more proof of evolution as it shows how a banana has been cultivated over the years to change into the fruit we now know

[supradyn9191]

it is also very suitable for your ass

[Eli3459]

Didn't he just prove that we a similar to monkeys?

[jdogg781517]

god made our hands specifically for bananas is what im getting from this.I would like them to test this theory with a pineapple, or a coconut.

[debottolfsen]

My IQ dropped ten points just listening to that...

[StarlitRoses]

@debottolfsen lol

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Ok lets just say god did create the banana, then why did he create me to fucking hate the taste of them?

[SpitefulParagon]

Wait... weren't bananas artificially selected by humans to be the shape and form they are? If I recall correctly, plantains are nowhere near as convenient for human/ape consumption...

[AeonsOfFrost]

0:40 "the contents don't squirt in your face." Despite his pornstar name, Ray Comfort is inexperienced in the way of "bananas."

[OffendedBlackGuy]

@AeonsOfFrost lol

[Dwemerkin]

We, primates evolved so that our hands could grasp cylindrical things (like tree branches and fruit) not the other way round...We evolved opposable thumbs so we would be able to peel the banana. The banana was not made for us, our hands evolved so we could eat them better,

[qrais]

I'm speechless. I just converted because of this mam..........lmao

[clix089]

i've concluded that these men are con artists looking for money. there's no way their arguments are for real.

[bdoherty44]

You know what else fits perfectly in your hand? A dick. So, Christians, does that mean we should masturbate?

[revilo412]

Here's a guy that's never tried to eat a coconut.....

[Darkoleptic]

So... what about monkeys?

[UbikValis2]

As most people know, a banana is such an artificially created fruit that it's a true howler to suggest that "god" made it for us. What's funny that now, for all time, this video will be available to remind the world what a f*cking imbecile Kirk Cameron is and what your brain acts like on too much religion. Maybe for encore, Kirk Cameron can explain why God made mushrooms that are poisonous look just like ones that are not.

[geolemical]

@UbikValis2 BUT! There is hope, for everyone who believes on him and confesses to him with their mouth, and believes on his resurrection with their whole heart, they will be saved

[TheBreakback]

GM crops dude. A natural banana looks like a pomegranate (y) so you know. Shut up unless you know what your talking about. Christians really not to stop trying to correct science, due to the fact everything about Christianity is based on fiction.

[sailman10]

i guess kirk has had problems with contents squirting in his face before...

[buruuman]

Funny, Monkeys eat it from the seed part to the stem as to avoid the weird stringy things that peel off the banana when opened, which is contrary to the way he says the banana is designed to be eaten.

[aknutson11]

bananas. how do they work?

[memphis1829]

0.53 Suck it

[adamsimpkin]

This has to be a joke, not least because cultivated banana's such as the one in the video are sterile. They don't exist in nature, they are a product of selective breeding.

[AbstractReaIity]

God was just trolling us with the coconut, macadamia and not to forget the unwieldy pineapple.

[HrHaakon]

Poe's law here people.

He's just joking around, nobody would be dumb enough to seriously propose this as a serious argument.

[TheBadExplainer]

So God's been spending all these years making perfect bananas for us? Thank fuck, I think I can put up with the rape, murder and war in this world after all!

[humanoidilular]

'The maker of the banana, all mighty God.'Really? Do some research into the origins of the dessert banana. They were made by crossbreeding the plantain with the sterile wild banana. In fact all dessert bananas are cloned, and therefore sterile.

[SternMann93]

That's the same banana TJ put in his ass?

[Kevpew]

Does the same logic apply to penises?

Should I tell my girlfriend about this?

How my penis is perfectly shaped to her hand and mouth.. God made 'em a perfect match so you better give me oral!

[podfunk]

Try the same logic with the grapefruit Kirk, coz they're a fucking bastard to eat.

[rbondy1]

he picks bananas as an example because it fits his theory. Little does he realize that bananas today are a hybrid, its shape created by man. In its original form it's shaped more like a pear. What a dolt

[Spandex08]

Banana - a monkey's favorite fruit? - Made by god for humans - who have common ancestors with the monkeys or no?

[kitkatsimply]

Wow! God is so thoughtful! Wait...if he made bananas so ridiculously easy to eat, then why is life such a fucking minefield? My mouth fell open watching this. The video ended fifteen minutes ago and I'm still laughing.

[JWStreeter]

A banana can also fit in your ass.

And does he realize bananas are cultivated by man?

Oh and lastly, obviously none of the other fruits like grapefruit, coconut, pineapples, those don't count.

[rzbk]

I wonder how he'd explain pineapples.

[FriendofDaishonin]

I think I did see that guy in a porno one time(nailing some black chick:)

[davidainose]

Works pretty good for monkeys too

[TheJimmyBuffalo]

Even though the species of bananas he's using as his evidence for intelligent design only resulted from hybridization and doesn't grow naturally

[javiercaselli]

Truth be told, I must give credit to these two morons for being able to keep a straight face whilst talking all that hilarious pile of crap!

[KingDiamondHead]

You could use a similar argument to prove that God wants you to suck on dicks

[Debaucheryltd]

@KingDiamondHead I actually pissed myself when I read that.

[KingDiamondHead]

@Debaucheryltd

Just replace the word banana with penis, you'll see

[Psycho7778]

@KingDiamondHead

that's where vaginas come in..

[IMASHINDEKUDASAI]

Oh so you're telling me that because a banana can fit inside an ape's hand it evolved after many generation to get to that point? Wow, you really didn't teach me anything new, I don't see why it would be a drama for atheists to think about this plantation.

[kyekire]

Of course you also fail to take into account that bananas have been heavily genetically engineered. Also for this argument to be valid ALL fruits must fit our hands perfect, but we know watermelon, pineapple etc. do not, in fact they're quite awkward to handle.

[ec123456789able]

Is it just me, or does this guy's appearance and name suggest he is a soft-core gay porn star?

[Deidera1997]

Real bananas don't look like that. search up a real banana, the one he's is genetically engineered to look like that... what an idiot.

[Savage7046]

"Its even curved toward the face"

Wait a second...*turns banana*

[FriendofDaishonin]

What a maroon! Christians really wonder why us Atheists make fun of their religion? Go figure.

[IMASHINDEKUDASAI]

@FriendofDaishonin MAROON

[rafaelud]

i'm scared

[TheKroglander]

so by this logic Pineapples are proof god doesn't exist

[FriendofDaishonin]

@TheKroglander You forgot to mention Oranges as well, actually the orange was the first thing I thought about but the Pineapple works to:)

[nuclearwaste002]

Banana Hybridization, look it up.



[markgreen1789]

And the banana is just as easy for our common ancestors to eat. This guy is not really serious is he?

[Hazy992]

What if you hold it the other way?

[AlienDominators]

"You cannot get around the concept of God." -- Adolf Hitler

[Joester20]

Technically 50% of the time it doesn't point towards your face.

[MrBeautifulba1]

@Joester20 Brilliant

[Joester20]

0:15 hahahahahaha

[k7leetha]

The whole of your being speaks to the testament of your stupidity, Ray.

[shawngreene1]

Woah! It does fit. Even if all of the shit you have said was true, it still doesn't prove that we haven't evolved to fit the banana.

[wtfd00d08]

Im an atheist. the funny thing is, i never liked bananas, not because "god" created them, because they taste like shit.

[cosmonautiks]

Behold the Atheist nightmare: Religious Babble

[hislord1]

I think a dick is a beautiful creation. It would fit well in his hand and his mouth! LOL

[Left2Die4]

A wild COCONUT appears!

[dethronegod123]

you can see how the male penis is perfectly shaped for ray comforts mouth

[thinkboutit]

Hey ray, a dynamite stick fits in your hand too, douche.

[JediSenshi]

Looked like he was teaching Kirk how to pleasure him.

[zellarsDD777]

And, it also fits up the ass... UNNHNGNHHH... Quite nicely.

[frantzmoise1]

i'm learning things about bananas that i never knew before.

[joelgregory7]

Please, explain FUCKING JELLYFISH.

[tupapachiko]

Lol funny as fuck

[bodiecon100]

"a pointed tip for easy insertion"  best line in the whole damn clip!

[coffey3c]

Well.. Well, we really won't go into the whole thing with history of the Banana you buy in a story today being the result of breeding. What I want people to know is how glad I am to know that god runs this planet like it's a Walmart. Thanks Ray.  Thanks Kirk.

[thedarkrabbit]

This video makes me laugh every time I see it.

[endel12]

Uh, bananas are a developed, bred fruit. They were designed by *man* to be the way they are. "Natural" banananas are small, hard, not easy to open, and nowhere near as tasty.

[J0P0]

I use to be an atheist... Then I took a banana in the knee

[10n3r]

lol I'm a Christian, but this guy is a total noodle

[AgentH53]

So, they say that a banana was created by an sentient being?

[shananagans5]

Wait, don't monkeys like bananas?

[Exccentrous1]

I'm a banana and I find this offensive.

[19nisey69]

@Exccentrous1 Why? God made humans so their hand could hold you perfectly, pop your top, and eat all your creamy goodness as you explode in their mouths with your seed.

[sabretoothMajs]

Imagine if there was a giant astroid heading towards earth. A couple of Atheists builds a big spaceship that can hoste billions of ppl to evacuate earth befor it's too late. A couple of religious fellows from diffrent religions says that by a vision from god, had witness that god will destroy the astroid/ is testing humans faith/ luring the Atheists away or what ever... who will stay, who will go?

That my friends, would make a great movie! ;D

[mrevilevil2]

Forget the penis... his argument is the equivalent of arguing that a DILDO is an atheists nightmare... It is the perfect shape for ease of entry and pleasure, etc but just like the banana he is describing, it is actually created that way by MAN.....

Yep. This guy is basically arguing that a dildo is proof of God.

[Marayelen1994]

I THOUGHT HE WAS DESCRIBING A PENIS. NOT A BANANA.

[DesecrateConformity]

I can't believe this

[Thelumpycamel]

holy crap this is hilarious.. what a dumbass

[cosmonautiks]

A simple fact check would explain that the Cavendish banana is a cultivar (cultivated variety) which is a feat of human agriculture and artificial selection not divine intervention. So the real question is: Did the maker of this video purposefully lie or is he just incredibly stupid?

[mrevilevil2]

@cosmonautiks Incredibly stupid. He's not smart enough to lie.

[TheWhiteStripes3]

The banana today is the product of artificial selection and human manipulation. It is stronger evidence for evolution than it is for creationism (which has no evidence whatsoever). Fucking morons.

[NikhilXLII]

The penis is also the perfect shape for the human mouth. So why do you have a problem with oral? God wants bitches to suck our dicks.

[kenzdawg]

Worst nightmare? So why didn`t God put any seeds in them, then?

[jeppep95]

@kenzdawg Dude there are seeds in them it the tiny black thing in the banana if there wasnt any seed the wouldnt be able to grow

[cecerchio]

@jeppep95 No. The tiny seeds in the middle of a banana are sterile. In order to plant another tree they "clone" its corm as banana is a product of manipulated cultivation. In fact, due to the fact that it's genetically always the same, the fruit had had several disease.

[kenzdawg]

@jeppep95 What cecerchio said.

[l3ete1geuse]

damn it, every time i watch this vid i can't stop thinking about dick!

[ageeta]

They must've forgotten about watermelons...

[PinkFloydrulez]

THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT WAY TO OPEN A BANANA

FUCK

[ClamatoJuiceify]

@PinkFloydrulez thats true haha, but I wonder why the other way is thought of as more correct than using the stem :S

[Saintbalor]

Atheist Nightmare? more like atheist inside joke xD...

[naturalandbeauty]

Please tell me that nobody else believes this?

[twokyne]

what about a durian?



[ec123456789able]

The penis also fits brilliantly into the mouth and the mouth is a great way of stimulating the penis.

Also, the banana is great for anal foreplay before engaging in gay sex.

Ooops, it seems as though almighty god approves of gay anal foreplay and oral sex.

[noofatchiks]

bananas found in nature have seeds making them unedible or just gross, humans engineer bananas to be without seeds

[davecienpies]

my nuts are round and hang inside a sak now send your mom to come lik them

[MrGladBEASTftw]

its funny because this sort of banana wasnt cultivated till the late 1800's and was created by a human after evolution through different species of bananas that aren't edible

[fishfingerlinger]

Monkeys eat bananas from the other end, thus rendering the 'tab' theory redundant. As if the banana was designed for humans, what a fool.

[YogiDMT]

a well made banana?



[DeathNote207]

is he explaining bananas or my penis?

[cfrait1968]

P.S. Why are you doing this, Kirk?

[cfrait1968]

Kirk, if you happen to read this, could you and your friend please stop speaking now because you are embarrassing me....

I'm a Christian by the way and even I accept evolution as the valid explanation of life on earth....

[pickinboogers4u]

That guy just made a monkey out of all of us non-believers.

[animaljp3]

@pickinboogers4u no, evolutionists

[spawn22222]

His argument is still invalid, because even if it was true, it would have been made for monkey's first. Proving evolution and proving him wrong. lol.