Chris Rock- View on Love and Relationships.flv

[bitchingood]

BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA ! "YOU AIN'T BEEN IN LOVE"! I'VE CONSIDERED ALL THAT, SHOVEL, RAT POISON, HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS--ALL THAT!

[jessnbabychris4ever]

What hoe are u

[jessnbabychris4ever]

Fuck im just a hoe

[alixinthemiddle]

XD yes. just yes.

[OpenMeyendid]

Legend.



[oyvind1991]

9 chiks watched this video

[7Lovz7]

So true! Hahahahah xD

[cbaldwinjr]

That woman at 5:24 relates to this just a LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH lol. Sorry, but he's the best sociologist in America. This is better than anything Dr. Phil or any of those quacks can say...it's dead on.

[jct123ful]

im a girl and im not gonna lie, everything he just said is true when it comes to me and my friends LMAO!

[MyDemonicANGEL]

JUST SAY YES!!!!

[NotreDamian007]

kills me everytime......lol

[CodenameWraith]

Fuck relationships altogether. I've done fine without one thus far.

[silentyangel]

AMEN. Chris Rock=Preacher of jokes.

[bluesplus1]

@silentyangel

EXACTLY what I was thinking! xD

[vonversace]

honey could weYES YES YES YHES!

[BIGsmooth1]

chris talking some real stuff on this one .. true story

[castortroy176]

After hearing his comedy routines, I always wonder what his wife is like, Lol. She's got to be Beautiful. Chances are she married him for his sense of humor, him being a Loyal guy, taking care of his kids and of course, the millions he makes every year, lol. I wonder what kind of Women he met to come up with all these TRUE jokes that have made him famous.

And it's true, Lol. I'm 28 and I STILL HAVEN'T Met a Woman who's honestly happy about their life Lol

[dpboyden]

@castortroy176 or honestly faithful.  Amen, man...

[gtownballa30]

this is soo true hahaha

[vict0r1ous]

NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL FORMAT SUCKS!

[Licence2KO]

Which show is this? I wana download the comedy show

[ZatoSama]

@Licence2KO

chris rock - never scared

[ancientstaffpub]

5:24 i love that girl what a true beauty

[srzman1]

this is so true

[XieYali]

@ 02:45 I think it goes both ways. I am a rational person and I have dealt with some very irrational guys... :(

[kevincc13]

Love is just a bunch of chemical reactions, nothing more.

[xkaleidosaurusx]

The ending is... the.  complete. truth. Lol.

[shadowfox2120]

1:30 to 1:47 is the story of my life right now. Chris knows his stuff.

[chuggaaconroy100]

Damn syraight its all about us

[The34bartender]

..he don't even know i know..i'm gonna get m on that shit next month..hahahah

[sosoanglaise]

I'm a chick, this is funny but not that true, just massive cliches...funny as hell though

[Darkrevolver42]

"You broke motherfucker!" XD

[THEMIKEGSHOW]

now lets go out there and try to make this bitch happy

[3mrsx]

Best part 5:45 ;)

[insertobnoxiousname]

that was too funny XD

[lunaseraph1]

im a female and i agree with this stuff lol. too funny

[tommybrown187]

@lunaseraph1 lol u cant be happy?

[kalifichtner]

Oh and I'm a chick and I still find this the funniest thing on this earth!!! LMFAO

[kalifichtner]

Lol... Diamond Dick :)

[Tribeofjudah99]

Chris Rock is telling the truth about the torture of relationships.. Thank god im single !!!!!!!!!

[kalifichtner]

@Tribeofjudah99 I hate being single lol

[mws3608]

Sorry. I am happily married so this hits home really hard. This is some real nail on the head type shit.

[mws3608]

Notice that the only people disagreeing with this are chicks. Even if we as men are wrong about this assessment of chicks, the overwhelming agreement by men on these points merits some self investigation into possibility that most women are narcissistic and selfish in a way that is like breathing.

[Phersephoie]

@mws3608 sure it's chicks, they're the ones that are being offended. Not that some of the things he says aren't true, but if you look at it from another perspective, it is a little offensive to women.

[jdenicholls]

@mws3608 I'd say the obvious conclusion is that men and women have different standards for what they consider reasonable behaviour.

[harrison19t]

he is so right!

[LittleBabyBum]

brilliant. is it more funny that true or more true than funny lol!

[SoccerRockNY]

"I never met a happy woman in my life" ROFL..

[kalifichtner]

@SoccerRockNY BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE CHRIS ROCK.

[GamerLad117]

My woman would never say that shit about me.  She loves me so mu. . .

*ZAP*!!!

[leonelguve]

ron jeremy enjoying the show 0:47

[SayomiSama]

"Cause you ain't her FIRST CHOICE."

HahahahahahahahahahXD

[Lidia1805]

Lmao! dam I Luuv yuu Chris! :D hahaa---> 'I HATE this shit ! '

Yuu broke motha-fuckaa! 'dam lord kill ma man kill 'em please, while I still look good to get something new, now stranct this motha-fkkn thing! lol

[NikitaKongmun]

"Why'd u make me cum so hard?"

Gold!

[SerbianCobra]

@NikitaKongmun you mean DIAMOND!!! (:

[Kogerii]

0:30 Black men have the highest rate of spousal homicide.

[MrCkboxers]

YOU BROKE MOTHER FUCKA

[stilicho2]

holy shit, dat one angry lil' motherfucker

[AloneArranger]

LUV4U,God Bless!

[thatrandomguy44]

This is important life lessons kids

[ronnie0613]

"AND WHATS THAT FOCUS? THE FOCUS IS ALL ABOUT HER!!!"

This is actually very very very True.

[sarra2498]

@ronnie0613 deerr dumbass

thats why its funny

[CoutureSista]

 lets remember now, these are JOKEs, dont take it seriously.....

[sunshinenensi]

This is briliant! :D I can't stop watching!!!

[BradFuzztone]

Dr. Phil could learn a lot from Chris :) He is the man.

[BM151]

Who hasn't been through this s*** before?

[mnypwrrspkt]

i can win an arguement... break up with their ass

[SukiUsagiHime]

Hahaha I'm showing this to my fiancee. We don't have serious fights, cause first and foremost we're best friends. Disagreements circle around what's on t.v., takeout or cooking, and light on or off. It's the good life.

[MyIceman12345]

Chris Rock is da man !!!!!!!!

[Irfan87]

This type of "love" only usually applies to American women(feminazis) or some Western European women.

[fkkkkkenig]

@Irfan87 many females in 1st world nations, actually....

[omalor]

"In order for the relationship to work, both ppl gotta have the same focus, and what's the focus? The focus is all about (Press 7)!"

[KraziiDesire]

Lmao I'm A Female & This is True . Lol

[loseyourself5845]

Still the platinum standard of modern contemporary stand-up.

[chris198497]

I live by these specific chris rock rules

[lightmajor1]

Wish my woman would laugh at that last joke. Lol

[waafist]

2 women watched this video

[evilmickey100]

cause u aint her first choice

[HeyItsMajor]

This is so good, there's no dislikes. :P

[punkmusicmetal]

Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle should do a show together, oh god. I haven't been listening to any music on youtube, just these two guys.

[PantherPete222]

LMAO, ROFL! The most accurate 6 mins in history!!! It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true!!!

[lifemau]

AMAAAAZIIIIIING!!!

[G1ftedK]

"We have a need to make sense!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM IN STITCHES!

[TheBigEase]

4:08 is so fucking true

[DTLandDTD]

@TheBigEase agreead but so is 2:32 smartest thing ever

[MissHemp100]

hahaha this really made my day:)

[godfatherhat]

make the girl orgasim and she does what you want.

[sumdumfoo1]

@godfatherhat nah, make her orgasm and you can do ANYTHING you want(even if it's with somebody else), and she'll forgive you

[xhappyrainbow]

@sumdumfoo1 that's true as well

I never nag my boyfriend. I'm not a nagger in the first place, but I let him smoke in my house and leave trash in my house cause he's so good in bed

[xhappyrainbow]

@godfatherhat amen. I worship my boyfriend, we never fight cause he's good in bed

[clearedapproach77]

@xhappyrainbow atta girl!!!! need more women like you =)

[Livvy616]

@godfatherhat No, orgasms are a prerequisite. Scrub the kitchen floor and then she'll rock your world!

[Rockguitarhero462]

"The only thing that stopped you from killing this mother-fucker was an episode of csi." lol, very wise.

[danhrangtruoc]

@Rockguitarhero462 the csi finalle includes a donkey, mythbusters in the begginning, and they still cant figure out that i did kill the mother fucker...

[Rockguitarhero462]

@danhrangtruoc Nice =)

[danhrangtruoc]

@Rockguitarhero462 thank u =]]

[YourResource2]

@Rockguitarhero462 its true

[acharity1978]

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[notsocommonshow]

Life in itself is an empty canvas, it becomes whatsoever you paint on it. You can paint misery, you can paint bliss. This freedom is your glory." -OSHO

[TheGarcia350]

@notsocommonshow lmao! Nigga please....until i hear on da news of some idiot going viral yelling MY WAIFE IS HAPPY!!! then you can say that, until then, thats a lie! tere is no women in this world that will not fill your closet with her shoes and clothes leaving ya wit only 5% room left for you 5 year old dirty shoes and some raggety ass shirts!!

[lisared84]

He's so funny and so right.

Woman are never ever happy. No matter what they've got they always won't more of everything.

[andicatz]

So true...especially the last few sentences!

[gambart2002]

Chris Rock and Louie CK are the best comedians!

[ninaastarlight]

Lmfao, Lolzz. Love Chris. Amen !!!

[shadowschilda]

Love Chris rock

[MistaChubbz1]

“Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!” – Bigger and Blacker (HBO, 1999)

[diestelhorst21]

not true for all relationships!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UberKrassMann]

@diestelhorst21 ture for each and every MORDERN relationship in western culture, that's for damn sure.

[redeemer1kamili]

5:10 Jeeze notice the hesitation and murmurs before the laughter!

[glossASL]

o m g! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[Jwrestler91]

whats the name of this special? is it bigger and blacker?

[veyblu7]

Nah, i think it is never scared

[RgSchmitt]

that's so fucking true LOL don't know why i'm laughing anwaw cuz that shit's fucked up...but hey...fuck it

[MsGollgolli]

:-) i can't breath!!!!!! loooooooooooooooooooooooolfxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx looooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!­!!! tooooo funny!!!!

[SteelRocker]

"Fuck You! Fuck your hopes. Fuck your dreams, Fuck your plans, Fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring you.. Now lets go out there and try to make this bitch happy!"

[twoo57]

@SteelRocker hahahah he's right when he said that.!

[unsanitized]

@twoo57 shut your fucking face asshead

[twoo57]

@unsanitized SUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drsnakeman1]

@SteelRocker

That is just a really, really depressing line. I'm going to choose to interpret it as hyperbole for comedic effect, because a world where this is the truth is a pretty crappy one.

[rmalka1]

how do i buy this? what is this video called?

[CuteChicagoGuy]

You can get it on dvd.. It's called Chris Rock Never Scared.

[JstMyLck666]

ok whats great about this is yes its hilarious,but its also True!

[JRRDPR]

Crazy-Funny.:-))

[lococabinas2]

lmao where can i download da full show xD

[SteelRocker]

hilarious

[IraqiDrag0n]

FUCKEN LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[ADAMHOUSTON7]

lol