@MrVinushka Thank you =] It was amusing that Linehan used Cradle in the sitcom IT Crowd =P Bigger fan in my earlier teens but I still appreciate their early work.
@cofpaddy Yes, they got a bit daft after Nymphetamine/Thornography, and I barely follow them now, but I won't have a bad word said against any of their earlier work!
...I shut my eyes but never felt her lips because at that moment she was transfixed by a spear of frozen liquid waste from an aeroplane toilet facility. I will never forget her face as she lay pinned to the turf, the look of stunned incomprehension tempered still with a slight sensual anticipation is pop riveted to the scarred bonnet of my memory...
"a quote from the video!" lol!
ianandrewhay 1 week ago
"Pop-riveted to the scarred bonnet of my memory"
NikpupMusic 1 month ago
Im pretty sure that song doesnt exist anymore
BooJoMan 1 month ago
2 people are on a quack candle.
Bot23 1 month ago
awww what alovely story
kershy303 2 months ago
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Very touching story
ztls6i 2 months ago
My God.
sasquash12 4 months ago
Why did you edit David Essex' bizarre version of Horse With No Name?
pfive 4 months ago
Fucking genius!
CobaltNight 4 months ago
"A skinned swan in the toilet"
SuperSquishface 5 months ago 6
"The look of stunned incomprehension, tempered still with a slight sensual anticipation, is pop-riveted to the scarred bonnet of my memory"
3LARI 7 months ago
The tone of voice has one convinced (well,nearly....)that there's some credibility in this outlandish story.
japanesesweet 8 months ago
Ketteridge is the anglicised form of Ulysses.
mrmcbutterpants1 9 months ago 2
What a sad story.
uncled39 11 months ago
hot biscuits
ricjuk 1 year ago
Am I the only one who missing Chris Morris on TV?
cofpaddy 1 year ago 4
@cofpaddy fuk no
chrisjako 1 year ago
@cofpaddy A Morris fan who likes Cradle, Opeth and Enslaved. What a catch!
MrVinushka 11 months ago
@MrVinushka Thank you =] It was amusing that Linehan used Cradle in the sitcom IT Crowd =P Bigger fan in my earlier teens but I still appreciate their early work.
cofpaddy 8 months ago
@cofpaddy Yes, they got a bit daft after Nymphetamine/Thornography, and I barely follow them now, but I won't have a bad word said against any of their earlier work!
MrVinushka 8 months ago
I fell apart at "skinned swan". Fuck me Chris, I wish to bear your impossible children.
iirfaithless 1 year ago 3
Doki66 thankyou for coming that your alive by favouriting this video. :D
ells101 1 year ago
"A skinned swan in the toilet"
I've been laughing uncontrollably at that for the past 10 minutes!
MrVinushka 1 year ago 2
the cover version by david essex
markstar777 1 year ago
That was more amazing than I could possibly have imagined.
AJT041979 1 year ago
lmfao!!!!!
FlashmoreGash 1 year ago
...I shut my eyes but never felt her lips because at that moment she was transfixed by a spear of frozen liquid waste from an aeroplane toilet facility. I will never forget her face as she lay pinned to the turf, the look of stunned incomprehension tempered still with a slight sensual anticipation is pop riveted to the scarred bonnet of my memory...
splattyfish 1 year ago 7
That was one of the best pay offs ever.
MrWednesday101 1 year ago 2
"I seethed from behind a rather unpleasant shelf..."
dbizley 1 year ago 3
Words cannot describe how good that ending is.
tehsuperpotato 1 year ago 8
muttering at squirrels and wishing i smoked.
w1n6ed83a5t 1 year ago
Morris has a masterful grasp of the English language and such a wild imagination haha.
buckbumble 1 year ago
Stunning.
LukeShoveller 1 year ago
"I wander about for four hours showing immense interest in triple futons and portable alcoves." Took me a fair few seconds for that one to sink in.
Winteruk1 1 year ago
hahahah that ending is just priceless, i knew he'd come through :)
fuckamericanidiot 1 year ago
don,t move to kilburn [ i live there ]....stab...shoot...dead...if you know what i mean ?
MrWaynejohn 1 year ago
"Just a HUGE tennis ball in my throat" wow that's sounds wrong..
manladyyasser 1 year ago
@manladyyasser the ending was daft!
manladyyasser 1 year ago
i'd love a skinned swan
villarule 1 year ago 3
urine spear from a plane! I remember that from Day Today, haha! genius.
Destro7000 1 year ago
unpleasant shelf
onizuka8 1 year ago
pmsl. pigs blood in my milk. funny as hell. chris morris, i salute you sir.
MOTHIKAS 1 year ago
not as good as larny the cable guy
Duckshirt 1 year ago
@Duckshirt
Are you a cunt or something?
haledos 1 year ago 4
@haledos The best question on Youtube nice 1!
comanchio1976 1 year ago
"pig blood in my milk"
TheQuicheMandrill 1 year ago 2
fucking hell that was good
scientologyisforfags 1 year ago
wow. he is brilliant once more!
almightyjass 1 year ago
Oh my god, how legendary this is.
Epistemofo 2 years ago
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When I awoke one morning to find a skinned swan in the toilet...
Morris is a truly remarkable and funny man!
eezysqueezy 2 years ago
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eezysqueezy 2 years ago
Christ's Fat cock, how I ached... Fucking legendary!!
carlkamuti 2 years ago 57
LMFAO
03Dmartin 2 years ago 2
a moving testimonial-this gentleman might return as an LBC presenter.
japanesesweet 2 years ago
what a fucking brilliant man,
powerful oratory, and genius comedy
falamble 2 years ago 34
@falamble Couldn't agree more, the word 'genius' is used far too often for people who dont deserve it...in Morris' case it's spot on.
comanchio1976 1 year ago
omg lmao
raVe4theslaVe 2 years ago
genius, pure comical genius.
barneycoles 2 years ago 5
Epic monologue delivered masterfully.
randomjrr1422 2 years ago 5
That's some commitment to the craft, right there.
p3rs0nan0ngrata 2 years ago 4