FEEPAY - PAYHELL - EBAD - ESUX - EGAY - GAYPAL - EFAG - EPAY - ERIP - eNWO - EuroBAY - ESAY - and my fave - eBAbYlon as in Revelation 13:17 & CH 18

1-800-717-EBAY

Press 1 if you got ripped off by a seller (HOLD PLEASE...)

Press 2 if you ripped off a seller :)

Press 3 if you OWE epay some money (Yes, this is Payhell, may I help us...)

Press 4 if you'e stupid and want to join ebad

Press 5 if you want to quit ESUX (DIAL TONE)

Press 666 if you're a commie and want to work for eBAbYlon