I Touch Myself.

[kelseypreston1]

your hot :P

[13liveit]

he has alot of courage for putting up this vid, props :p

[CPollitte2011]

is the guy in the video gay

[MrFannyfarts]

Peter Griffin please play Rock Lobster!

[MrFannyfarts]

Look at that blubber fly!

[lovellswifey2008]

I think your just adorable. I love it!!!

[TheLilshawty2013]

Ill touch you ;)

[Atu7UP]

This guy is my new hero :D

[rebeccaRADIOEDIT]

WHY???



[zoolaw1]

waw, I dont mind to fuck him for many hours

[fukuall13]

fuckin fatass stop taking up room on youtbe.......fuking fat bitch

[PaulMichaels2010]

I need to have many hours of sex with this guy

[ocruadlaoic]

hilarious

[justaflyguy3]

Congrats bro. Your the fattest slob on youtube, and proud of it. Everyone hears and sees your desperate cries for attention. I know you think you're sexy, but that's delusional.

Get some help, and get your shit together bro. Good luck.

[lilmamma261]

your awesome keep it up we need more ppl like u that dnt give a sh*t :-)

[STORMYB]

ALL THAT BIG SEXY! BOY I HOPE YOU GOT A LICENSE TO OPERATE ALL THAT!

[MOFOimEPIC]

oh my god your my hero :)

[AshleyMasl]

Omfg! That wasss soooo funnyyyy!!!! Thank you for the huge laugh ^_^ Keep up the laughter!

[NUMBA1REDSKINSFAN]

THIS DUDE HAS MY BALLS THEN MOST PEOPLE ON THIS PAGE WHO CARES IF HE IS FAT SO IS 75% OF AMERICA GOOD JOB BRO KEEP IT UP UR THE FUCKIN MAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[alexzandria1983]

You are freaking AWESOME

[eljacinto22]

well done!!

[oX0MIZZ0Xo]

lolllllllllll woot!!!

[Silviargh]

Hawt

[josephcodywoodard]

Ahhhahahhhhhh nobody wants to know u touch urself ahhahabxah

[CutterScene]

PLEASE SOMEONE CALL VICE SQUAD ! And start limiting your food intake, I do recommend when you have a hunger crunch to eat soup, soup, soup and liquid stuff. Leave out everything with sugar (EVERYTHING, also diet coke ! better drink orange juice or pineapple juice) or fatty sauces, change meats for chicken and veal and brisk-walk like 2 hours 3 times a week, I guarantee you'll look slimmer in 10 weeks ! And the girls will start noticing ya

[CutterScene]

@CutterScene Oh yeah and limit the beer intake to 3 pints / cans a WEEK. I did it, marvellous results when combined with going to the gym again and working the Roman Chair.

[TwistedSister09]

lmfao

[joalexander103]

That's fucking nasty!

[Dirtymexicanladies]

Glad hes proud!(:

[boidkan]

press 8 multiple times :D

[Kead0r]

nice tits

[cortwoodard]

bro u got more balls than me haha.... your fucking AWESOME U SHOULD DO A STRIPTEase



[TheJustJack]

Well, now I'm turned on. Thanks a lot.

[Dangleebits1996]

HIs boobs e sexy :))

[nfalk05]

Your a pimp good for you fucking BI-Winning any body else I touch myself think about this song

[hughes876]

pretty fucking crazy

[lexxilayne87]

That's mad crazy grody.

[lexxilayne87]

That's mad crazy grody.

[PeekaPeep]

Take a good look AT THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!

>;-D

[Doppelgangersin]

Ok this guy is awesome

[hvmalo]

Hahaha! nice...

[Bobthebuildermustdie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES!!

[DocPothead]

he's a sexual beast

[SenIor98x]

Such greatness.

[hampizza2004]

You sir are my hero. 

[Bluntst3r]

this kids a pimp..im so serious though... ima bitch but if i saw him in real life id give him a huge bear hug for cheering me up when I FEEL DOWN :) thank you man. literally.

some people are just fucking mentally fuckd dude..don't sweat it. just do whatever the hell you want. HE OBVIOUSLLY KNOWS YOU ONLY GET ONE LIFE...LIVE WHILE YOU CAN. he has a cute face anyway...:]

[Bluntst3r]

this kids a pimp..im so serious though... ima bitch but if i saw him in real life id give him a huge bear hug for cheering me up when I FEEL DOWN :) thank you man. literally.

[amy02f]

no matter how many times i watch this kid dance, it ALWAYS makes me laugh and brings a smile to my face. hilarous.

[TeenIronMan]

Spit on your hand

Rub it in

Smell it while watching the video

Its kinda like a scratch n sniff video haha

[TeenIronMan]

i want to know who recorded this O-o

[lukeovtec1]

funny as fuck he as got guts i wont do it if i was fat like that u rule

[LordStraightBanana]

Woah, nice moobs!

[gladiatorvallentine]

god...damnit

[Twiggymaster666]

Awesome love it!

[Hawkeyecd]

I Bet You $8 Bucks Right "Now !.. This Poor Fucker Hasn't seen his own Dick for 5 years .

If he has,... what does he do in order to Find his Dick ?

"ha !"ha !"ha !.... LOL... I Bet You $100 "BUCKS ! This Busted Can of Biscuits!... has ta use a Hand Mirror... "Just to find it... I "BET YA !!

[iwillhardlyusethis]

OMG! it"s not even a thong!

it's just a piece of cloth held up by his rolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but this video was funny (:

niceee dudeee. really nice.

ur weird, but hilarious.

[Molemox]

so brave to do this lol

you rulez :D

[crossfrik123]

you are cool.. xD

[cowandturtle2]

bwaaaaaaaaa thanks diva this was funny

[constructiondiva]

Dude! YOU RULE!!!!!!!

[alsy23]

ill touch u!

[alsy23]

can u see ur dick?

[elit34]

whyyyyyyyyyy

[Mazken]

This is awesome, screw the haters.

[ffschrille]

Hahaha, oh my god, what is he doing?

[petalpushers08]

PLEASE....TOUCH YOURSELF!

[driftnut6]

fatty...

[driftnut6]

fatty...

[ineedajob555]

1. this guy is fat as a pig

2.This guys a game nerd

3. i bet he has no social life what so ever

This guy needs to get a freaking life!

[twinqybaby10457]

what the fuck is wrong with him

[dyingtoolive]

lmfao this video is funny. i love it!

[ronney1410]

OMG he dont have a live :O damn!

[nosoyjuansoyyo]

wow ......

so.....

damn sexy...

hell yea!

[Molemox]

man you are brave for doing that

[psykozomby123]

wait a minute.....is he naked ???!!!!!

[psykozomby123]

dude its peter griffin from family guy !!!!!!!!!

[TranceWulf]

ill Admit, it is a hawt body :3, and the speedo is just murrrrrrr

[npendlebury2009]

jim what you doing on you tube??

[b4dmac]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! JIM!!!!

[npendlebury2009]

I dont think jim has seen my comment better remove it tho. ha ha ha

[ana183247]

people are saying its unhealthy to be fat but its also unhealthy to be too thin... people die from anorexia every day, I'd much rather see a fat guy than a guy who's just skin and bones any day, keep it up! you rock XD

[Woodgrainwheels]

lol this guys like....woot woot look at my fat im proud!!! lol

[CanadianRock2]

fat sick pig. But i love this song :]

[KatieeBabyy69]

exactly.

[ilhadosmacacos]

beautiful (o_o)

[snowqueenamylee]

IS this a girl or dude? I can't tell

[snowqueenamylee]

This is sick, im going to die watching it!

[starsky1012]

Lolol

this must be one of the most greatest shit alive.

[KatieeBabyy69]

give him credit.

i think he knows he is fat.

who cares?

all you have to do is get over it.

his confidence level is amazing.

leave him alone<3

[killass345]

no i dont you fucking retard....hes human ya no and i dont see you skinni magazine worshipping douches doing the same cos your too scared tht you gain a pound our gonna die OMG NEWFLASH not everyone has to look like a freak in a magazine chist sake this guy has more confidence thn some people who think tht to be a size zero is beautiful its not its unhealthy disgusting and you are the freak !!! so leave this guy a lone you worthless one minded egosticals dockey testicles

[mook340]

grammar and spelling check.....and btw being fat is unhealthy and disgusting, not being skinny...lol, youre obviously a fatty...

[nikalikachik]

Nicely said :)

[killass345]

give respects you tossers....this guy has more confidence thn you magazine tits

[azertyuiop32]

if by confidence you mean fat then i totally agree.

[azertyuiop32]

hes acutally quite slim for an american

[snowqueenamylee]

where are you from, cause not all americans are not fat!

[azertyuiop32]

funk-town.

yes not all americans are fat..............some are obese.

[KatieeBabyy69]

lmao true.

[candypoppa]

You so sexy. My pussy is wet.

I love big uys!

[brycenjazz]

this is sooooo disturbing wtf

[jimm1701]

I think I am in love!!!

[grandmaster39]

your wrong on sooooooooooooo many levels lol

worth watching

[grandmaster39]

thats wats worth seeing a fat guy with a sense of humour lol

[babytwinkz69]

burgers, fries, pizzaaaa pleaseeeeee....!!!

[joydivisionfortheak]

kid is halo pro

[drumtheater9]

im blind help!!!!!!!!

[PeroticaErotivert]

THOSE ARE MY PANTIES!

D:<

[maybelikealittlebit]

I was like wtf at the beginning and now i'm like wow he's badass lol

[UberBored001]

dude this is funny.

you have seriuse balls for this dude. there is no way i would post me on youtube and i have a 6-pack lol

you got my respect. this video fucking rocks!! LOL

[DemonLDR]

Fat fucker!

[mrmbaseballa38]

UR AWSOME MAN!!!

[theadaah]

so sexy, im in love with you boy. <3

[Yammingtons]

I cant look away, its funny but nasty ARGH

[dizz1204]

LOL i think i love you

Fuck haters dude, you're awesome!

seriously, you got some balls. haha

[OMGitsCARNAGE]

lol dude your funny man, lol epic

[xXchavaaXx]

that shit is fating and over gay

[lauragoodell]

me likey

[PuIIHarder]

oh fuck off this is disgusting.

[VegamiteQQ]

i think i just turned gay

[sazzajaii]

mate im prud of you, you have some guts doing this don listen to haters.. you rock :D

xx

[spiller210191]

Anyone leaving fat comments!..... FUCK OFF YOU TOSSERS!!

Bravo man, you are fucking epic!!!!! more vids!

and before anyone responds.... i only weigh 10 nd half stone, so im not fat! i just think this guy is hilarious x

[cheekysara87]

sex on legs mmmmmmm

[RobertRecords]

Fat Fuck, stupid piece of shit bastard

[datguatboii]

Lol Its Nice To Have Exceptance

IM SUBSCRIBING!!!!!

:D

UR AWESOME!!!!

[Evilhax0r]

fat son of a bitch. you try so hard to pretend you dont care, yet laughing at yourself proves your trying hard to take your mind off your diabetes ridden shell you call a body. Go to the fuckin gym you fat fuck

[Yanman88]

You're just jealous!

[gradicafc]

u must b 2 fat to skinny dip. so do u chunky dunk??

[halcon1988]

WtF HAHAHA!!!  FUCKING FAT BOY

[yoyomcg]

dang i don't get this planet

i bet he's touched more women than me, seriously.

[gradicafc]

wooki wooki solo :L

my missus has smaller tits than urs!

hope she doesnt read this :\

[hustler6t9]

this guys fukin cool looooll loooool looool

[neongoalpost]

Here's a tip for the next video

TRY EXERCISE YOU FAT BASTARD

[TheRealAlfy]

OMG! If you would have turned around.....will your ass show?

OH GOD! whats keeping that thing of fabric in place?

[GiantMountain]

his sexy fat is holding the fabric up heheh

[gradicafc]

he's phwooooar lol

[nigelbyrne100]

lol at the guitar hero guitar :P

[pbass15]

Fuck yeah!

I gotta put this on my myspace

the hat just made me die for some reason hahahaha

5/5 man!

[phleota]

If that was an animal it'd be put down

[THEG00DFELLA]

FUCKING LEGEND!

[DominicFckingMaggot]

Dude.. i fuckin' respect you. you Must have shitloads of self esteem or you just dont give a shit what people think. I dont have the guts to do that... I respect you for doing this.

[xXElmoXxEatsTacos123]

-dies of laighter- go you! i touch myself too!! but mine people would rather see lol

[TehPimpmastaGeneral]

If it helps you sleep at night keep telling yourself that. :P

[xXElmoXxEatsTacos123]

lol its just for once people(you) arent affraid to express there selfs.. so point 4 u!

[JimJones900413]

xXElmoXxEatsTacos123, you're an idiot.

[VesleOlga]

how can you possibly have that much of a selfasteem?

[fatskinnyguy66]

It good that he has this much self esteem that he is willing to do this and broadcast it to the entire internet. This kid has got some guts. I would give anything to have the courage that he has.

[fireblade95]

your groin looks like a butt! lol!

[fireblade95]

dude! youve got BALLS OF STEEL!

[christobin83]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[0097531laura]

haha legend.

[chubbluver]

Hot vid :) next time use the other tube site and remove the piece of loin cloth lol :)

[fucksatanism]

NOOOOOO

[Konvict10000]

You have bigger boobs then all the girls in my school

[ladyvampiresa]

all of them, together.

[Konvict10000]

counting biggie smalls

[ExportAli]

Lol I actually got a laugh from these comments

[kristaa92]

hahahahha you are my hero

[ovey2k8]

i think im gonna be sick

[ghost4151]

I fink ur really funny dont worry about wat other peole ur hilarious and got some guts =)

[DarkJudaiX]

Imma be sick!

[StrangePODinmywindow]

how the hell can you touch yourself, you cant even find your goddamn penis under all that fat.

[Prettyboy411]

LOLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAa

[Sabri182]

i can gift u one bra! :D

[basi76]

pinche gordo menso jajajajjaja

[hoza41]

Nice boobs!

[peterpaulson]

Skinny guys like this, showing off their sexi bodies. it puts the rest of us to shame. damit.

[kselogcob666]

You fat fucking son of a cunt i cant believe you can display yourself like this i think you need to sit down with your peers and they need to tell you better.

Dont say your retaining water or something it doesnt exist, you are retaining food because your fat

and if its glandular then you should have the maturity to do something about it.

greetings from AUS

[mikeylawrence]

at least you havent missed the point you idiot!

[Dufvenberg]

I hope you feel bad about yourself cause you're really not helping anyone by commenting on the video.

[chubbluver]

dude, you give us all here in Aus a bad name... just shut up