The Beard - 68 reasons to have a beard

[DiabloMercy]

i only have a goatee :(

[MrWebon]

TO ANNOY YOU! lol

[Wond3rballs]

You're gay.

[TwistedMind6969]

@Wond3rballs Does calling random guys on youtube "gay" make you a big macho man?

Let me guess ummm: you are not 23 fucktard, my best bet is that you are a frustrated teenager with a low self-esteem, sexually confused, maybe even denying to yourself the fact that you could very well be gay and mentally retarded.

Your low level of education and IQ are clearly detrimental to yourself and others around you. Here is a tip Wond3rballs: Take those 3 balls into your mouth and keep it shut.

[Wond3rballs]

@TwistedMind6969 Sweet you got all that from two words. Three if you're a bit clever. You sir: rage problem.

[Wond3rballs]

@TwistedMind6969 To clarify (just in case you are blind with rage again); I was just quoting the video. It's actually very good, or did you not watch it?

[TwistedMind6969]

@Wond3rballs No sir here, I'm a woman. It took you 4 months to respond to my comment. You must be from a "far" distant planet hence the time delay. Have a great day or night wherever you are...

[happymoo100]

this should have way more veiws

[CositoMedia]

I'm Jesus

[KhalsaKuldeep]

I HAVE A LONG BEARDS.. IF SOME ONE HAVE A PROBLEM THEN HE CAN FUCK HIS/HER SELF......I NEVER TRIM MY BEARD...

[hdb999]

Why do you need a reason, THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME, END OF DISCUSSION.

[LunarFuror]

Drug Trial is the best excuse so far.

[08posdom]

68 jews

[ivegotamagicstix]

@08posdom yes jews

[subforsubbbb]

i remember from a little girl that i was in love with men who had beards! hahaha

[OliverMD15]

really nice xD

"because i can!"

[matthewseery]

"For this sketch" :D

[kibz2005]

"because i can!"

XD

[khansahb8]

stupid as hell

[MidnightSun009]

All fair reasons.

[harkashark]

"It goes witht the shirt. ;-)"

XD

[jagag1]

lol so funny

[andy92811]

haha.... no.

[hjoermungand]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa­a!

very nice!

[AOAWHATSUP]

i could never say im a jew

[yuno44907]

-Why you have got the beard?

-Bcause i am gay!!

?????? What? This really illogical.

[iicrazytomii]

@yuno44907

he also said because he likes fudge and yet you didn't mention that as illogical, maybe because your gay.

[philplaster]

brilliant! i'm gonna use all of these.

[AntwonVonLederhosen]

"why do you have such a long beard?" yea long alright...like not even an inch long lol. a real beard is like Merlin!

[MrPimpsmakk]

my gf hates my beard, i have a "real beard" and its fuckin awesome. every guy should grow one

[DethLector]

@MrPimpsmakk Hahaha, she's gotta learn to love the beard, eh. She should grow one herself. Beards are amazing

[opTIKbrown]

@MrPimpsmakk

Mine hates beards too. I can t understand why women hate beards. I will grow mine again one year or longer is cool. With long hairs is cooler :-)

[CorydorasArcuatus]

@opTIKbrown

I don't understand it either. It's the most male thing EVER. I just LOVE beards!

[TheMetalPenguin]

@MrPimpsmakk I agree. A man is not a man without an awesome beard to complete him. I recently had to shave mine, and I wish it would grow back faster; I miss it. My girlfriend wishes that too, because she loves it :D

[nevatutube]

grow a real beard you faggot wanker

[Butter89cup]

I thought that too. Not the faggot wanker part, but the part about the real beard. That is just scruff, a beard is like, people from the 1800s had, or like a REAL lumberjack. Fail.

[nevatutube]

I thought that maybe I was a bit harsh with the faggot wanker bit, but I just looked at it again, and I'm sorry, but I still feel the same way.

[demonfoodstore]

I took the part of Osama in Jesus Christ Superstar; I'm gay; Chinese New Year; and your birthday.

[Patelion]

haha this is brilliant :D

[aoxomoxoa88]

I collect bacteria?

[jmattbassplaya90]

I`m building an ark

HAHAHAHAH

[novembercold72]

Fantastic.. gonna use those reasons with the wife next time she asks me about my beard growing lol

[weefroggy12]

i had the part of osama binladen in a small musical production of hesus christ supertsar

[sofabike]

I figured out I look like osama too :))))

[hockeycanada29]

'to make tomas kaberle jelous'

best line

ps. steve dangle is awesome

[bonewoof]

I have a cold, so...

Love it.

[borze29]

best part is the one part with steve "i dont have a beard" lmao

[3PaNiCrOoMsCrEaMs]

"Quack quack quack" lmfao

awesome job ...keep it up

XD

[itsjustme4life]

lmfao

im a fireman and dont have a beard that could possibly be because im a chick ,but whatever

i second my statement of lmfaoooo

[Bearotic]

So funny! But now did you say "I'm a bear?" I forget...

[ASDS0101]

iam italian to i get it all the time i think iam going to use some of you reasons lol

[Nubbiee]

lol dude this was hilarious. great job XD

[krishxo]

lol... thomas kaberle jokes always win in my books..

[SteveDangle]

My initial comment is missing words because I was tired. What I meant to say "Joseph, this is fuckin' mint."

[SteveDangle]

My initial comment is missing words because I was tired. What I meant to say "Joseph, this is fuckin' mint."

[carni88]

Joe awesome video! Absolutely hilarious! Very nicely done!!!

[Vince061388]

Joe this was priceless. By far one of your best piece's of work.  Bravo, bravo

[SteveDangle]

Joseph this fuckin' me. Gold man. Gold!