HOT GIRLS EVERYWHERE

[Tombuscus1]

Toby you have a sweet ride! :D

[lukecarroll101296]

I AM ME NOT YOU ME OK

[Badge98831]

You're the only person still cool enough to where Heelys.

[xXepicsmileyrocksXx]

haahhhhhahahahahahahahaha!!! Look at his freaking face at the end!!!!

[softtacos]

d stands for douche, say the word fuck more

[MrNiickzz]

"you know a waraxe is not as big as a battleaxe but a war is much bigger than a battle?" Good point Toby

[MegaWatchinvids]

Toby.... you look classy.

[MyDominic13]

he did this vlog on my b-day

[elsapumpkin]

Toby: Darkness then redness then whi-

Me: Ahhhh! The bright light burns!!!!

True story.

[TheOneAndOnlyBrookie]

all i can say is i love him. sooooo much.

[MerikBryce]

A war is bigger than a battle, because the war axes are so small, and so they take longer. -Common Knowledge. lol.

[Glameyes1]

When I first say Toby wear Heelies, at the the time time-ahem, it was dated and for kids, even they thought it was dated man! Anyways, after I saw how Lazy Toby was with this lazy enhancing device!(on his lazyvlog!) I thought, I MUST HAVE IT! I tried...and they where all for kids and we don't have credit anymore to spend on the internet....now I have to walk....WHEN WILL THE TORTURE END!!! GOD !

[AddiGames]

is it tirering to walk with heelys?

[EastonGames]

@AddiGames only for the first day have some

[peaceluvcandy4]

Sounds like Toby should have DFTBA (Don't Forget The Battle Axe) before he left home.

[Comickaze13]

the BOOP always gets me lmao.

[ZDeztroyerz]

This video has a bit more views than the others because of the title I'm guessing

[bighead92398]

4:01 theres a cop ill will use my wizardy powers :P

[Deathbyreality1]

toby owns a BMW ??

[ThePschommer]

wheres the commercial i wanna see it

[HayleeHolmes]

"AW TRUCK!!!!!!"

[ToBuffForYou]

where is 3:59 :( toby has stolen one second of my daily 4 minutes of madness!

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!

[thepunisherhaws13]

He knows too much! Just kidding. Toby ur awesome :). BOOP

[Awesomeduud]

Don't read that, there's knowledge in there. Hahahaha

[CallixiaDewan]

Jack was like ''Da fuck ?'' xD

[MrGraverB]

I wanna a tobuscus t-shirt!!!!

[mauinsonpolo]

How do you win a t-shirt from Toby?

[Thiromarkus]

Literally sneezed during this! Didn't think that would ever happen.

[conjojo24]

20 seconds new world record

[conjojo24]

Police

[webothknowurdrunk]

i am a wizard...

[spencedoggie1970]

A BMW ? All guys I know who drive bmws are a hole. Tell me your not an a hole Toby!

[kyy656]

17 hours to f all those girls!

[Muddirtandwater]

@TOONFR00B battles are shorter than wars so you can carry a bigger weapon, wars are longer than battles so you carry a smaller weapon to conserve stamina. LOGIC!!!

[UltraVideoGameCritcs]

I wants to win a shirt

[TheUpasanaK]

It's okay Toby, I've used my wizard mana, and now you re safe to wear your sun glasses.

[HumaneHellsinge]

he was at the party for 20 seconds.

NEW WORLD RECORD!!!

[Illu07]

*USING-WIZZARD-MANA*

TOBY!!!!!1111

*RUNNED OUT OF MANA*

-,-

[SerbianDrugLord]

@Hristijan1958 YouTube monay :P

[whatariot37]

i love that he wears roller shoes.... love it

[CJwarbie]

Axe is called lynx in the uk lol

[mrShankel]

yo dawg

[jackass2158]

BMW!!!

[Psyberologist]

T-Toby... actually finishing the vid after his first "I'm gonna go"...?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS??!?!

[AshAsherZ]

this time darkness failed

[dellydelldellums]

IF YOU WANNA ENTER TO WIN A T-SHIRT... I'm in a neighborhood.

[BePrettyOdd]

669 videos, win plus one extra sex buddy

[elloco204]

why did you run away from the girls toby? looks like someones a little shy lol.

[Hristijan1958]

how did u get a bmw?

[allyd998]

t-shirt, sil vous plait? ;)

merci !

(please & thankyou!)

[XxPh3nom3nalxX]

INTRO OF REDNESS THEN WHITENESS!

[jaymwright]

He left his battle axe at home............WHAT!

[jcBowley]

Anyone else notice Girls Aloud (band from the UK) is the thumbnail for this video...?

[CaptainKid72]

You sir are one classy guy:3

[Thejarch10]

Banana

[shawarmy]

OMFG. we have the same sunglasses. prada right? hahahahaha.

[mevanvk]

0:38 Toby's got a BMW

[FredFreek678]

GAH! No! I sneezed at the END of the video! Why?!

[peanutbutterjelly920]

i sneezed after this :(

[akalolo16]

SO JEALOUS of your california weather...

i live in chicago, it is FREAKIN COLD here!!!

[bob1you0]

battle axes are bigger for more power war axe is for more speed

[NuchiPeanut222]

...

...

...

I SNEEZED :D

*happy dance*

[VeniaFilms]

Hello fellow followers of Toby! We just released our first inspirational short film, and we would really appreciate it if you would take the 3 minutes to check it out. We are planning on releasing videos every Tuesday, so if you enjoyed it, please subscribe! much appreciated :)

[Shadowtheglitchhog]

HOLY SHIT JACK HEY.

[MrGoreRush]

Tobuscus drives a BMW :O

[molijox]

"You know a war-axe is not as big as a battle-axe, but a war is much bigger than a battle...

Does that make any sense? NO! I didn't name these medieval weps..."

[pwnbad]

Woah he's greasy lolol

[Rosieee111]

3:34 lol toby has his name on his cup :)

[Mrsteelkiller]

wait....I did sneeze! holy living shit fuck assbutt nelly!

YES!!!

[tokmak333]

4:00 epic face

[19rileythomas98]

I wanna shirt. Did you just read this in tobuscuses epic voice if epicosity?

[WhitestBlakbird]

We're do you get your heelys.

[danisbishop]

0:43 "No! Cool it salt!

[TookYoBoi]

@danisbishop soul*

[GayFishKayneWest]

I swear to God that I thought you said gaybuscus when you said gabebuscus. I had to re-listen to it 3 times.

[D4K44R1]

@GayFishKayneWest

That's the joke...

[phizbank]

All I heard was t-shirt. Gimme.

[daxxxeye]

Heelys are so awesome I had a pair when I was a kid

[ksz111111]

If you don't sneeze during his video just replay the video till you sneeze and there...its not that hard -.-

[codemaster1maxxor]

Us wizards don't use mana unless were novices

[littleseal17]

Hothothothotbuscus

[AJ97100]

Heeleys!!!!! Cool

[2ez4EagleEye]

Wish this video was available in HD :(

[jazzyquick]

yay classy glasses

[elephantslovebacon16]

ahh toby ur so hot

[BrokenDollSeesYou]

"AGGGH A TRUCK" xD

[GerrettJihad]

8=====D~{()} Dose this look like an alien going on a ship to you?

[king117cool223]

he blessed use 2 times is that lucky

[Malachi101ify]

wow you drive a bemier, get it, bmw ah forget it

[JanJanszoonII]

WAIT!!! Jack is there..... This couldn't be PMS, could it?

OH THE TENSION!!!

[TheUnagedWitch]

I barely realized that he just rambles and then says t-shirts at the end of every vlog. +1 blonde point for me!

[RandomNacho24]

the ad i watched this video with, was of a hot girl

[LakeRNL]

My cat sneezed, does that count tooooooo¿

[emiss423]

give me a tobuscus shirt damnit!!

[shakeweight101]

GODDANGIT!! I NEVER SNEEZE! :(

[JoeNelson1994]

Gaybuscus is in there! ...unless he IS actually gay...hmmmm

[Atyninee]

Toby made me order some heelys:3

[ThomasJMallo]

Toby: Hi!

Girl: Hi, OMG!

Toby: Watcha doin girl?

Girl: Oh, were just getting rea-

Toby: Watcha doin girls?

...

...

...

REJECTED!!!!!!!!!!

[YumTum77]

@ThomasJMallo "GET REJECTED...Like a baws"O.o

[TheGImp1214]

Damn... how much do you have to pay all them per hour

[Jellepro1]

Where are THE hot girls :p

[Typowritr]

I finally sneezed during a lazyvlog!

[thebenagal2]

Toby! Wha- what are you doin using my wives in the thumbnail

[J03R0CK]

couldn't have given us a good view could you? not even in a room full of hot chicks. Evil torturer man. -_-

[MrNoelantoniorivera]

OMG 666 Videos

[The1JimCarreyFan]

WHAT DO I COMMENT ABOUT ? ! ? ! ?

[amishterrorist17]

Do you have ADHD?

[danny83222]

Toby, Exactly 4 minutes?! aww, you shouldn't have :)

[TheHawkMirage]

The funny moment when you see another TobyVlogs named the same exact thing.

[RobbieSeM]

HOTDOTHOTHOThothotdotdothothot­hOTHOtohtohotdothothotHOTHOTHO­T

[spykerv]

Third time seeing you and jack in a video. You guys friends or just collab a lot?

[stealthydude50]

**** off boogieman! Obviously no one likes you!!!!!!!

[B0o0o0gieMan]

dude you're everywhere stop making these green green videos.

[TashFizzy]

Hahaha, toby just talking and then AHHH A TRUCK and then just gose back to talking XD im dieing here lol

[phatcawx]

Is that an m3? So much car respect for you right now. I'm jealous

[QuiteRiQuite]

@N0DN4RBxBR4ND0N Satin is a wonderful bed cover material.

[sk8er854]

OMG WHEN I WATCHED THIS IT SAID THAT HE HAD 666 VIDEOS <:(

[N0DN4RBxBR4ND0N]

TOBY! Post another video or satin is gona make you go down to hell!!!!! (that is of course until he hears him rambling and sends him away...)

[Vinilindsey]

Toby I won todays t shirt and i had just ordered two yesterday! I can't believe it! :D i love you

.

[BriannaNicole818]

I can't wait til I sneeze during one of these

[Brandon0000017]

@BriannaNicole818 I did for the first time just now, the one and only good thing about having a cold aha

[bob1you0]

@BriannaNicole818 its epic

[ragedarbiter11]

This guy is fucking skitzofrenik

[EdouardPicard0224]

I sneezed at BOOP

[MinecraftLegit]

In one sense, Toby would be unbearable to live with.

Toby: "I'm going out."

You: "When will you be back?"

Toby: "Like, seventeen hours.."

[leedleturnip]

So, popular vloggers can afford new(ish) BMWs...I love capitalism. (And I'm sure Toby here does, too!)

[shotgun875]

666 videos... D:

[Nikedude18]

tobys got a bmw 

[rageguy225]

i saw the 5o (police)

[TheKanelim]

OMG U DRIVE A BMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­W

[chamberkill00]

this is your video number 666 =D

[xxxROCKINSAMxxx]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmwmaniac1]

end the wars, balance the budget, lower taxes. only ron paul.

[guitarsrock1987]

If I ever learn anything from Toby it's the axe thing

[SlimeAssassin]

hes got a BMW!

[kittycat369369]

he rit his name on his cup

[kittycat369369]

you crazy i love it

[skaterchik666]

he is so cute i want him lol

[Smileyman1995]

Just realised toby behind the wheel is too dangerus near:

Gardens ( destracted by flouwers)

Airports (destracted by planes)

Roads (trucks)

Nearly every other place :p

[MacBOM15]

Ahhh truck!

[KiNGCOMMANCHE]

Hothothothothothothothothot

[XmrcreepeX]

police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJKITTY100]

you made me want heeleys again toby...

[zingyoyo]

Toby making sense... about types of axes? Dear god...

[Hexkon]

BABIES EVERYWHERE

[DennWoodGames]

my cat sneezed

[babypooon]

@DennWoodGames Does not count im afraid :D

[BRAP815]

i paused it to read the news >.<

[alyssaradcliffe]

Thank you Toby, for saving me from the boringness of my Chemistry homework. I should probably do that though...

[SuperWifiBattler]

AAAAAAAAAA TRUCK!

[videoguru447]

I just made myself sneeze ;)

[gillen0323]

his coffy said TOBY on it

thumbs up if u noticed

[cwbigballa17]

where can i find some female women ladies?

[AltairsLover23]

You need to go back to the 4 so we can have proper DRW intros/outros!!!!!

[NegaEntertainment]

please toby do a live stream song/ stand up comedy session on vokle, like you did with "i go to college"

[GamerGirl243]

He could have signed his cup....or the cashier at Starbucks could have put his name on it so that he actually got what he ordered for....just an idea...

[EpicIgnition]

..

I just realized; I sneezed RIGHT before this video.

... GOD DANGIT.

[llcutesushill]

You would sign your own coffee, Toby.