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  • why are the top comments always something from the video, something ending with "thumbs up" or someone being an ass whole about the video comment. cant we all just be creative. thumbs up......ass hat XD

  • i realy dont understand the centeral meanining of this clip

  • @coolyo200 i really don't understand what the fuck you typed.

  • i am pretty sure that red mark or "dislike" display is a stuck pixel

  • 265000 exactly on the view counter, awesome.

  • i know this is dumb but whats a stuck pixel >> is it something thats just stuck there doing nothin?

  • @Varishnu so im supposed to google this aparent set of words so as to speak letter by letter to an outsourced guy i cant understand with a computer that is unable to access the internet? huh. How does that work?

    Speaking alpha-phonetically shouldnt be that hard when your using pre-school level words that are distinct in sounds and pronunciation to be readily easy to understand. That is what I was doing, and the jerk hung up on me.

  • I've had a tech support guy hang up on me... Friggin jerk cant understand me when Im not talking alpha-phonetically "correctly." How the crap do you do that wrong? Not like theres a set-in-stone list of words for use for alpha-phonetic conversation or something.

  • Sad thing is, I've come across tech support that's this bad....

  • @CaseClosedDub So have I...

  • @TraustiGeir *CoughGeekSquadCough* Lol, seriously, they're really bad or at least they used to be, I dunno about now. Comcast is even worse.

  • @CaseClosedDub Try installing BF3 on a PC and then you'll know my current pain.

  • @TraustiGeir BF3?

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  • @CaseClosedDub Battlefield 3. Google is your friend.

  • 6 people got the same guy for tech support

  • They changed the cookie

  • Ok is it me or did Jim work with and or steal his art style from the Invader Zim guy?

  • :D

  • he has a chocolate cookie this time :) yum

  • who is sick of adverts all over youtube if you are one of these people copy this comment and paste it in every video you watch then maybe youtube will remove them

  • @marioandspongebob And then YouTube won't get the money they need to run the website. If the ads go, so does YouTube.

  • why would you need a tech support just because of a stuck pixel.

  • do u guys notice the cookie it changed from 1st and 2nd tech support

  • So if I post this 0:52 , will it appear in pretty blue letters as a link?

  • Oh I love how the highest rated comment just says quotes from the video, because I of course can't understand it in the video alone.

  • @buildingeverything I can't understand it Smell Tech Support told me to uninstall my audio drivers and I listened.

  • @buildingeverything and now the top comment is someone complaining about the top comment is quotes from the video. feel better? :D

  • That looks like an Alienware computer o:

  • @computergirl10 My bro has one of those!! :O

  • @thebloodyscone No way! D:

    I want one ;~;

  • @computergirl10 noooo you don't. he gets hacked and viruses all the time on it. think of it as a sitting target.

  • @thebloodyscone Geez, that sucks. Those things are way too expensive to be so vulnerable.

  • @computergirl10 yup. My bro keeps complaining about the last one. it nearly killed the damned comp

  • ZOMG! How many tech support vids are there!?! o.O

  • i have a stuck pixel......and this didnt help at all

  • Was sent to Delhi for 2 weeks by my work and it was totally like this. Seriously I got something like 30 calls a day and this guy next to me was getting tons I actually asked the manager there could I take over some of his because he seemed useless.

  • foamy why you keep calling him?

  • @moiaiyou19 I think it's because that's the tech support line for the brand of computer he has. They probably mentioned it in the first tech support lol.

  • @Spartahara well if i call him two times then why would i call him the third time? you know lolz

  • @moiaiyou19 I dunno...maybe if you need more help on your computer? No idea, or maybe you have nothing else to do just like arguing with some tech support dude in India. Or maybe your acting it out so that you can post it out on youtube and get 213k views on it...beats me. =P

  • @Spartahara then why bother reply to my comment. I was just saying silly person lol

  • @moiaiyou19 Just because lol.

  • In every tech support, the cookie next to his cup is different.

  • funny how foamy has a new computer ever episoide

  • @mak7070 He has the same one except in the first one.

  • That's why I don't like complaining over the phone, because if they can't do anything about it THEY JUST FUCKING HUNG UP!!!!

  • LOL i had one of these on my Acer monitor, after calling them, and trying to make sense of what the fuck they were saying (I had to google the address cause I couln't understand the dude). I was told that they would pay for me to ship my monitor to them to diagnost. Once they got it and diagnosed it, if it was a problem on there part tehy would fix it and ship back free of charge, otherwise if it was me I had to pay to just have it shipped back ... I said fuck that!

  • you can't fix dead pixels over the phone :O

  • "That little outsourced son of a bitch just hung up on me!" lmoa

  • love foamy XD keep complaining til humanity doesnt give u any to complain

  • stop at 0:42 its funny

  • Go to mark7in0las2vegas

  • di-did he say his anme was smell my doodie? O_O

  • "Remember, Smellteck is here for you whenever you need us."

    "I NEED YOU NOW!!!"

    lol. I love foamy. FOAMY RULES THE WORLD!!!

  • 6 people have stuck pixels, so they couldn't see and accidentally hit the dislike button

  • @Mileyfan17034 And there are 17 inbreds who are not tired of seeing the same brainless joke video after video. Hope you will receive a severe blunt to the head each time of these flaws of nature decides to shove another thumb up your fucking fat ass, you US American.

  • @Melanchomin Whoa, hey, calm down :/ This was an old comment, back when my little cousins got on my Youtube account all the time and posted random shit. It's okay, really, it is...

  • @Mileyfan17034 My apologies. In that case that comment is directed to your cousins.

  • woah freaky like and dislikes all 6 like 666 and 6

  • rofl funny

    

  • I love fomy 

  • Foamy heres what you Do just poke and Rub the stuffed Pixel

  • anyone notice a differtnt half eaten cookie next to a simingly infinite cup of coffe

  • Hello? Hellllllo? That little outsourced son-of-a-bitch hung up on me!

  • LOL. The "Ignore it and it'll go away" method worked for my spyware, adware, and trojans, and worms though. S:

  • 6 People always see stuck pixels

  • RememberTech support is here all day for when u need us . I need u now! goodday.

  • fuck I got a stuck pixel to I just noticed it watching this vid but its not 2 noticible

  • EAT CARBS!!!

  • my dad showed this to his indian friend at work and he laughed his ass of XD See some people are mature enough to handel race jokes!

  • Go to your system manager & uninstall all of your monitor drivers.

    But then my monitor won't work.

    Yes, but you won't be able to see the stuck pixels anymore.

  • foamy, i dont know...

  • The guy always has a cup of coffee but a differant cookie each day!!! XD

  • @LizMetallicaHetfield thats what i was thinking!

  • @LizMetallicaHetfield yup.and each cookie only has one bite missing too.XD

  • @LizMetallicaHetfield some days he has a bagel with the cream cheese

  • @midnight9719 hash cookie today nom nom nom!

  • @midnight9719 ikr! lolz

  • @LizMetallicaHetfield That's his daily Pay

  • @bestmarty oh ok. lol nice!

  • We shall analyze it to make sure........

    Is it still there?

    Yeah

    Oh so the ignore it and hope it goes away method won't work

    XD

  • Thumbs up if you got a stuck pixel of foamy in the corner of your screen.

  • I can watch this a hundred times and still laugh. it's hilarious! And it's sadly accurate. I don't blame the tech support people because I know they're just doing their job, but sometimes I just want to scream, "can you fix it or can't you??? I've been on this phone for a freaking hour now and NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!!" It's especially bad when they have the very thick Indian accents and I'm stuggling to understand what they're saying.

  • new cookie!!!

  • FUCK INDIA @KyogreOfTheSea You said all I wanted to say before me you bastard. Thanx anyways

  • Foamy Got burned lol that guys just gets better every time they cross paths

  • I believe anyone who has had a computer would do is take the computer back and just get the money back for it. Whats bad is that i can see what he is talking about cause I help install carpet and you get those type of ppl all the time.

  • This is one of the very reasons why I became a technician myself.

  • holy shit im gonna die from laughter

  • What do you do when you have a stuck pixel? Cuz I have one XD

  • damn youuuuu tech support!!!

  • i'v had the same problem calling about my xbox some while ago why cant we hire people who can speak propoer english i get lost in forigners accents

  • I worked as Tech Support in Mexico for a while, and only 10% of the people who call actually know something about computers, all of the others are stupid as shit. so the call protocol is made for stupid people.

    And as a tech support agent you have to follow the protocol, otherwise you get penalized. Once a month you would really get STUPID stupid stupid people who would call to complain about the screen being black and white when they were watching the three stooges.

  • @eduardazo yeah i work at tech support too, in mexico, and 10% indeed... in a good day...

  • @eduardazo that sucks

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  • on my old lap top, i had a stuck pixel, a blue line right across the left side of the screen! no matte how many times i turned it off n on it was still there! >:U maybe i should hav called tech-support... :D

  • huh...what type of laptop does foamy have cus i keep googilizing the question n no answer....i want that laptop!

  • @RacingPhun alienware

  • @RacingPhun its alienware

  • i love the fact that theres just endless bongo drumming in the background.

  • "Tech support is here when ever you need us."

    "I NEED YOU NOW..!"

    Lol foamy is f*ckin awesome!

  • Most of tech support is a bunch of idiots like this guy.

    "But wait, if I delete all of my drivers, I won't see anything!"

    "Yes, but you won't see a dead pixel."

    Foamy wanted to get rid of it, not hide it. Basically the ignore it and it goes away method in a nutshell.

  • @Dragontribe19

    or reinstall the drivers and fix it method. I heard that worked pretty well...

  • The cookie is different

  • is the scrrean supost 2 be all pixleatad at the bottom?

  • that's useless

  • I work in internet tech support and some people just keep bringing up crap that doesn't involve the internet. They would tell me their iPod doesn't work or something like that.

  • "My name is Mamadoodie." Is that what he said? XDD

  • stuck pixels are fun.. I had a friend who had that and was like... "oooooh a stuck pixel,".. pokes at it with his finger and the screen recovered. Issue resolved. No accounting for randomness.... good on ya Tim where ever you are.

  • god, tech support sucks.

  • im amazed.this is RARE. only 5 dislikes(they dont realize foamy's greatness). KyogreOfTheSea u see lots of shit sometimes.IllWilledandhappy and DieKolkrabe ur both diabolical and evil geniuses. i bow to u xD

  • "okey ,uninstall all monitor drivers." "um.. if i uninstall all monitor drivers, my monitor... wont work"

    "yes, but you will not see any stuck pixels afterwards"

    "OF COURSE I WONT! I WONT SEE ANYTHING DAMNIT!" "see? problem has been solved. goodday"

    rofl

  • My fiancee came home one day (he works with a FIOS tech support) and told me that this dude called and said that their tv remote wasn't working. My fiancee asked did they replace the batteries, the dude seriously asked "How do you change a battery?" Then a few days ago a guy was complaining that their internet didn't work cause it was too slow... umm slow internet is working internet the last I checked.

  • OOOOOH. DAMN I'm an asshole. I call the tech support companies and yell at them in Irish Gaelic and no one can undrstand and they try to find a translator, when they do, I switch to Scottish gaelic. It is fuckloads of fun.

  • @IllWilledandhappy LMAO I like your style. I do that with French, German, Irish Gaelic and a hoarse whisper

  • @DieKolkrabe Ever try it with Russian? loads of fun. French and German are fun but Dutch and German are great because they sound the same. I have done that to people too. I just pissed off fome guy with Arabic and Hebrew. Poor guy almost had a hernia trying to figure out the language

  • @IllWilledandhappy Don't ever.......eer......EVER give me ideas like that

    I did something similar to that in college. I called a pizza delivery place, and got a guy in the dorm to order it first in Dutch, then French, then Spanish, then Italian....Then we got creative. It went from Chinese (as we had a Chinese exchange student) to Arabic to Russian to Gaelic to Swahili.

    In the end, we called back fie minutes later and spoke in Glaswegian accents. Poor guy was crying by the end of it. EPIC WIN

  • @DieKolkrabe And yes. We were all assholes and proud of it. It's gone down as a crowning moment of awesome and funny

  • @DieKolkrabe I have done something similar to that except it involved Microsoft's tech support. Sanskrit, Hindi, Han Chinese, Mongolian, Russian, Dutch, Deutsche, Suomi, Hebrew, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic made the poor tech support basstard cry like a baby... it was very fun.

  • @IllWilledandhappy You are amazing. And evil. And hilariously brilliant

  • @DieKolkrabe thanks I try to annoy people who give me annoying, unsolicited phone calls. They deserve it.

    Slan Leat (Gaelic for "Thank You")

  • @IllWilledandhappy Welcome :D I've started doing that to telemarketers. I play a tape of chanting in the backround and break off to yell at it complaining my cultists are too loud.

    Woks a treat when I toss in references to zombies :D

  • @DieKolkrabe hahaaaa nice. and heres what's even better: THEY KEEP CALLING. I make them cry and they keep calling. It's like long distance masochism.

  • He has a new cookie!! lol

  • it's actually really easy to get rid of stuck pixel:D just youtube it]

  • Not surprised this turned into a "my country is better than your country" discussion

  • Who can hang up on foamy? 0.0

  • the indian man's cookie next to the coffee changes each episode

  • i used to hav that (A stuck pixel)

  • Well thats the greatest text support in the world XDD

  • i used to do xbox live support until microsoft outscourced it to fuckin india ive had some idiotic calls myself like people buying a xbox and just taking it out of the box and setting next to the tv without plugging anything in/ i also had one guy thing that green emblem on the top of the xbox was the power button he got so pissed it wouldnt turn on he took a hammer to it

  • americans dont no anything abt computer and know whts the keyboard

  • @smythili0: We don't know anything about computers?? Is that why the computer was invented by Americans? Is that why we created programming languages? Is that why 90% of the gaming industry is in the United States?

    Geez, you Indians are lost in the woods and still stuck in the stone age.

  • @aa3gunner WRONG it's in japan where do you tihkn street fighter comes from? or capcom for that matter? or even konami? jesus get it right please

  • @patti985: You doofus!! Capcom and Konami make up a small percentage of the gaming industry. Ubisoft, Midway, EA, Bungie, Infinity Ward, and Fasa are all AMERICAN. And guess what?!

    They make a helluva lot more games that Konami and Capcom!!! You're the one who needs to get it right. Get some info before you make yourself look like an ass.

  • @aa3gunner You dont wanna know how many Japanese companies that makes games Alicesoft Square Enix Intendo Bandai Bimboosoft ( Lol bimbo ) Culture Brain¨ hacker International Genki Makura Irem Data East DreamFactory 13cm ABA Games Illusion Paon Game Arts Artoon JUST to name a few
  • @smythili0 oh really? is that why i know how to build, diagnose, and repair a computer? and guess what IM 14 YEARS OLD!!! i have a higher education than most people in third world countrys!!! also, when ever you guys buy a new house, why do you let a cow poop in your floor? over here we turn cows into McDonald's!!!

  • @funkymunky65 Sure, you have such a high education that you don't even know how to spell your own language. And, by the way, I wouldn't be so proud of McDonald's if I were you.

  • @MuddyRogue2

    1) Don't forget Burger King

    2) Don't know how to spell? Tell me where I was wrong.

    3) My education isn't a "High Education" by this country's standards. (Maybe by your country's standards.)

    4) I taught my self how to build computers.

    5) And yes, McDonald's sucks.

  • @funkymunky65

    countrys -> countries

    when ever -> whenever

    my self -> myself

    Don't be so quick to judge other countries, my friend, many countries considered "third-world" have a much higher education than America. In my country, we study the things you are taught in the 12th grade in the 5th grade. Give me a break. Your "no child left behind" policy is bulls**t. It's making the smarter children as dumb as the retarded ones. Don't listen to all the stupid propaganda they feed you.

  • @MuddyRogue2

    Sorry about the errors.

    Yes I know that the government is trying to shove junk in my head.

    BUT, i am home schooled . i went to public school until 4th Grade.

    I know the government is feeding kids worthless junk that isn't true.

    Like the oil crisis, there is just to much money in oil to even attempt to make all electric cars that don't cost $200,000 plus. They keep complaining about Global Warming. if they want to do something about it, stop using oil and just use other resources.

  • @smythili0 HA, I like how you're saying we don't "no" anything "abt" computer and know "whts" the keyboard. If you want to try and say we're stupid, you should probably use correct spelling and grammar (:

  • Im not an indian bt indians have great knowledge when it comes to technical.. its just that some people are really damn that they cant even follow a simple instructions.. aside of being damn, thy are very demanding..

  • @spongebobmyluvs Damn?..... You mean dumb?

  • The cookie on his desk changed! O_O I am very observant, hmm, yes.

  • People from the third world are soo silly an smelly too.

  • "That little out source son of a bitch hung up on me. What kind of world are we living in." Favorite part.

  • @shittyclothing56 No. It's the "Smell" brand. A parody of Dell.

  • i know exactly what foamy is talking about, on my computer there used to be 1 little blue pixel that wouldnt go away.....now theres 3.......i have resorted to "flicking" my computer whenever they appear. it make em go away

  • What kind of world R we liven in OHHHHHH

  • We are here wheneeeeever you need us. I NEED YA NOW! Lmao

  • This is the help you get from xbox live.

  • Lol I prank call them on skype all the time it's hilarious we make their days sometimes we ask "Hey wanna be on this call for another hour to waste time?" and their like "thanks"

  • really what do they say

  • (Speaking as a person who worked in ciomputer tech support) In defense of the tech support guy, you'd be surprised at the ridiculous calls I'd get.

    Caller: Yeah, my screen went blank.

    Me: Is it plugged in?

    Caller: Yeah, you dumb *****!

    Me: Is it on?

    Caller: Of course you idiot! How retarded do you think I...**turns the monitor on** ..Uh...Never mind.

    **click**

  • Dood, PRICELESS. xD

  • AWESOME...you should soo be the indian guy in the video lol im just sayin

  • @KyogreOfTheSea you ever got the "CD Drive is a Cup holder" Call? XD

  • @KyogreOfTheSea dude that sucks. That's why i will never work for tech support in my life.

  • @KyogreOfTheSea i couldnt work at a place like that dude. idk curse the guy out for that

  • @KyogreOfTheSea You think you've had dumb calls? Try this, Me: "Where is your modem now?" Caller: "Oh, it's in the car." Me: *face palm*

  • @KyogreOfTheSea I agree I work Customer service and it is so interesting the kind of people out there

  • @KyogreOfTheSea did that realy happen