Alan Keyes.. oh yeah, he's the wingnut carpetbagger who has never been elected to any office and in 2004 got his ass handed to him in the Illinois U.S. Senate race.. by Barack Obama, LOL.
2008.. Keyes left the republican party for the teeny tiny constitution party.. which promptly said, "uh, no thanks".
So he went off to form his teenier tinier AIP party.. & received only 34,852 votes nationally, about 33,500 from California.
Man, what a fuck up. One of the reasons McCain is going down so hard is his staff sucks. This shouldn't have happened nor should Palin have been punked. Sloppy.
Ha ha ha. Hilarious, my dude. McCain reminded me of Charlie Brown falling on his back after Lucy pulled the football away from his foot. AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!
Joe (Sam) the (unlicensed) Plumber better get his album cut, produced and distributed before next Tuesday. Because on Wednesday morning at 6:00 AM, he's scheduled to report to the "Kato Kaelin School of Oblivion" for has-been lessons.
4 more days until Obama gets elected. What are you gonna post about then Kata? Hopefully someone will make a video montage of the best moments of the election.
Obama pulls off a brilliant video with over 22 million people watching then followed up by hanging out with President Clinton. Old Jonhy can't even seem to coordinate with Joe the lier. McCain supporters do not care about you or their country they only want to make sure no nigger ends up in the white house. Proud of being ignorant.
Nah, this plumber is busy trying to get a record deal out of his 15 minutes of fame. Also he's qualified to answer foreign policy questions about Israel. LOL Heck he's probably JUST as qualified as Palin. He also FURTHER showed his repugnantcan colors by saying that he's voting for a "real" american..john mccshambles. What is a "real" american? I thought the native Americans were the "real" americans....we are ALL immigrants.
Hey McCainrocks, how bout checking out "CNN Micheal Goldfarb" at this very same website. Obama did cocaine years ago, how bout sticking to what McCain is doing today (or yesterday) and you will realize you and your buddies are on a sinking ship with Gilligan and Ginger at the helm.
Was that amazing? Michael Goldfarb gets his ass handed to him.
btw, this whole media/conservative narrative of "Jews don't support Obama" is fake. From "The Forward/The Jewish Daily":
"Obama now has the support of 74% of likely Jewish voters, compared to 22% for John McCain, according to a poll released by Gallup. If those numbers prove to hold up on Election Day, they would roughly be consistent with the level of support that Democratic candidates have pulled in the past few elections."
i plea with this manipulative media slab o'sh-t to SHUT THE F-CK UP! this idiot knows NOTHING about politics, economy, foreign relations, much less plumbing. idiot is trying to use his 15 minutes to spew GOP bullsh-t for McInsane! absolutely pathetic - shows how desperate McInsane is! using an uneducated wanna-be for a spokesman! in a years time maybe he and kato kaelin (who also tried to use his 15 minutes to become celebrity) can commiserate, fall in love, & make $ w/brokeback mountain 2!
jesus..and this is who the repubs are breaking their necks to get into the office?...lying,saying dumb shit,a retarded walking vegetable who thinks she's gonna be president in 2012,mccain is probably not a bad person but he's damn sure throwing himself off a cliff in this campaign and the other sad part about him and palin are they actually have people at their rallies cheering them on...not knowing how stupid they also look when theyre cheering for these repub-bots theyre like zombies..OBAMA 08
Joe was at a studio recording his country western album, then he had an appt with his editor to discuss the book he's writing. I guess his publicist that he just hired forgot to tell McCain that "Joe the plumber' is too busy to come to his rallies... lol
I seriously don't think he even knew where he was. Epic Win Kata, you keep us all up on these things like no one else. If there were ever a compilation made of the events leading to Nov 4th, you have the data to make it interesting. 5* as always.
"A local school district official confirmed after the event that of the 6,000 people estimated by the fire marshal to be in attendance this morning, more than 4,000 were bused in from schools in the area. The entire 2,500-student Defiance School District was in attendance, the official said, in addition to at least three other schools from neighboring districts, one of which sent 14 buses."
I wonder how much kidnapping those children cost the taxpayers in transportation, manhours, security...
Joe had to check with Joe the publicist and since niether one of them is licensed, I guess there was some schedule mix-up about where he was supposed to be.
Have you heard the lastest defense from the neocons about how Ohio does not require their plumbers to have a license?
Like THAT is a defense?
It just suddenly makes me feel sorry for the people of Ohio.
I'll bet when Obama is president, his first executive order should be to require Ohio plumbers to have a freaking license.
Sorry Johnny, but I ain't Joe the plumber. I pay my taxes, don;t owe a penny in child support and practice my trade WITH a license, unklike Joe "the fraud" Wursembacher
LMFAO!! Oh THATS HILAROUS! Nice cricket sounds! HA HA! Thats what hell be doing in the white house as he looks around to ask Palin what she wants to do about the current situation...IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe is at an Obama rally learning how he is really going to save on taxes. He is also learning how Obama is going to make college affordable so he can get that plumbers license he has always wanted.
Isn't Joe the Scab Plumber going to Madison Wisconsin?
Mojo1982 10 months ago
@Mojo1982 still hasn't got a ride, LOL
KataVideo 10 months ago
Oh, grampa!
JHolmes17 3 years ago
LOL
But seriously....the true reason Joe...er, Sam Wurzelbacher the unlicensed plumber pulled a no-show on McCain??
Do a search on YouTube for "Joe the plumber, Alan Keyes" and watch THAT video.
This dud was endorsing THAT dud....!! Well, talk about your turncoats....!
LOL
** OBAMA / BIDEN 2008!! **
DeucePrez 3 years ago
Alan Keyes.. oh yeah, he's the wingnut carpetbagger who has never been elected to any office and in 2004 got his ass handed to him in the Illinois U.S. Senate race.. by Barack Obama, LOL.
2008.. Keyes left the republican party for the teeny tiny constitution party.. which promptly said, "uh, no thanks".
So he went off to form his teenier tinier AIP party.. & received only 34,852 votes nationally, about 33,500 from California.
And he hates his own daughter.
Keyes couldn't win Mayor of Wasilla.
KataVideo 3 years ago
Thanks for the correction....on the number of votes he received.
I was going on the number that he had on his website (named after him...alankeyes(dot)com)....oooops! They removed the embarrassing count....! LOL
DeucePrez 3 years ago
He just said yer all unlicensed tax evaders :p Dumb fuckin republican wankers
6The6Beast6 3 years ago 2
joe was jerkin off to a home depot magazine
kbaum222 3 years ago 3
Man, what a fuck up. One of the reasons McCain is going down so hard is his staff sucks. This shouldn't have happened nor should Palin have been punked. Sloppy.
bigbruthaman 3 years ago 4
WATSON '08 RESPONSE VIDEO
KengDaDu 3 years ago
dumb and dumber
matelotgeek 3 years ago 3
Joe The Plumber stood up McCain
LOONEY TUNES VERSION
See this on my channel !!!!!!
ButtcheekAlex 3 years ago 2
Ha ha ha. Hilarious, my dude. McCain reminded me of Charlie Brown falling on his back after Lucy pulled the football away from his foot. AAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!!
kingjames712 3 years ago 4
LOL EPICCCCCCCCC FAILLLLLLLLLLLLL. music makes it better . =)
George21T 3 years ago
LMAO... That was funny. lol.lol.
itsurgirl2 3 years ago
Good job on the video. I'm still lmao.
itsurgirl2 3 years ago
Thanks! please tell 54 of your friends! that's all I need to break 3k views!
KataVideo 3 years ago
The tubas playing with failure sound effect is CLASSIC! Had me DYING! Another KATA HIT!!
Keep them coming. I'm pretty sure you'll have something in store for Joe the plumber answering "foreign" policy questions as well.
Twizzledoc187 3 years ago
Joe (Sam) the (unlicensed) Plumber better get his album cut, produced and distributed before next Tuesday. Because on Wednesday morning at 6:00 AM, he's scheduled to report to the "Kato Kaelin School of Oblivion" for has-been lessons.
KataVideo 3 years ago
i love the epic failure sound effect at the end LMAO keep em comin Kata
LebaneseHusla 3 years ago 2
LMAO. Love your videos.
Aidaism 3 years ago 2
4 more days until Obama gets elected. What are you gonna post about then Kata? Hopefully someone will make a video montage of the best moments of the election.
iheartbbws 3 years ago 3
Let's win the election first.. the polls are slightly tightening (as expected) and vigilance is the word.
KataVideo 3 years ago
Obama pulls off a brilliant video with over 22 million people watching then followed up by hanging out with President Clinton. Old Jonhy can't even seem to coordinate with Joe the lier. McCain supporters do not care about you or their country they only want to make sure no nigger ends up in the white house. Proud of being ignorant.
cannpro 3 years ago
Nah, this plumber is busy trying to get a record deal out of his 15 minutes of fame. Also he's qualified to answer foreign policy questions about Israel. LOL Heck he's probably JUST as qualified as Palin. He also FURTHER showed his repugnantcan colors by saying that he's voting for a "real" american..john mccshambles. What is a "real" american? I thought the native Americans were the "real" americans....we are ALL immigrants.
Twizzledoc187 3 years ago 2
I love the way Corporate Nashville has jumped all over this guy Joe (Sam) the (unlicensed) plumber..
..maybe because Faith Hill lost faith in the gops and mildly criticizing the gops after Katrina..
..even Toby Keith has endorsed Barack Obama..
..and Merle Haggard, the Okie from Muskogee? Hagg's been an Obama endorser for more than a year.
KataVideo 3 years ago
You bet! In one way or another I wouldn't be shocked if Joe the plumber launches his "own" political campaign after this fiasco.
Twizzledoc187 3 years ago 2
Sammy the Scab didn't show, huh? Bet that's his modus operandi when you call him to fix a burst pipe in January as well!
BenAliGtor 3 years ago 2
"Sammy the Scab" ***** five stars, lol!
KataVideo 3 years ago
Hey McCainrocks, how bout checking out "CNN Micheal Goldfarb" at this very same website. Obama did cocaine years ago, how bout sticking to what McCain is doing today (or yesterday) and you will realize you and your buddies are on a sinking ship with Gilligan and Ginger at the helm.
tcf81 3 years ago
Was that amazing? Michael Goldfarb gets his ass handed to him.
btw, this whole media/conservative narrative of "Jews don't support Obama" is fake. From "The Forward/The Jewish Daily":
"Obama now has the support of 74% of likely Jewish voters, compared to 22% for John McCain, according to a poll released by Gallup. If those numbers prove to hold up on Election Day, they would roughly be consistent with the level of support that Democratic candidates have pulled in the past few elections."
KataVideo 3 years ago
LOL!
"Dude, where's my ride."
*****
beatbangboom 3 years ago 2
LOL.... very very funny!
FuckYouBlTCH 3 years ago
Joe the Failed Plumber, Tito the Weirdo, Palin, McShame, what a bunch of nutcases. Send them to the Psychy Ward,,,,,
Vote Obama and rid us from these nutcases
builderfun 3 years ago 2
did that really happen. it's hard to tell is real on these videos now.
stoicman31 3 years ago
yet it did. there are a zillion cuts of this on youtube, but mine has the sound effects.
KataVideo 3 years ago
And one of the funniest endings I have seen so far.
*****
beatbangboom 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Libs, how did Joe's personal information get leaked to the news media?
I guess Joe owes some back taxes.
How do you feel about Obama buying cocaine?
Isn't that breaking the law?
Obama's drug dealer didn't pay taxes off the profits he made off Obama.
Isn't that breaking the law?
Com'on Libs, don't be a bunch of two faced assholes.
JSMcCainRocks 3 years ago
JSMcCainSinksLikeARock, who DIDN'T experiment with drugs in the late 60's - early 80's? Oh yeah, nerds. Even Reagan reportedly tried a joint.
you losers are trying to dig at something that an huge number of Americans took part in, it's one of the desperation moves that's costing you votes.
KataVideo 3 years ago
i plea with this manipulative media slab o'sh-t to SHUT THE F-CK UP! this idiot knows NOTHING about politics, economy, foreign relations, much less plumbing. idiot is trying to use his 15 minutes to spew GOP bullsh-t for McInsane! absolutely pathetic - shows how desperate McInsane is! using an uneducated wanna-be for a spokesman! in a years time maybe he and kato kaelin (who also tried to use his 15 minutes to become celebrity) can commiserate, fall in love, & make $ w/brokeback mountain 2!
changewneednow 3 years ago
jesus..and this is who the repubs are breaking their necks to get into the office?...lying,saying dumb shit,a retarded walking vegetable who thinks she's gonna be president in 2012,mccain is probably not a bad person but he's damn sure throwing himself off a cliff in this campaign and the other sad part about him and palin are they actually have people at their rallies cheering them on...not knowing how stupid they also look when theyre cheering for these repub-bots theyre like zombies..OBAMA 08
koolkidJavon 3 years ago 3
If you can't run a campaign, you surely can't run a "country". Its like the 2 Stooges. (McCain and Palin)
tcf81 3 years ago 3
joe the plumber is joe the douche...obama/biden 08
miegaha 3 years ago 2
If this guy wins, are you Americans gonna suspect foul play?
venuism 3 years ago
suspect, no. it will ASSUREDLY be foul play.
KataVideo 3 years ago
There is enough EVIDENCE John McCain may be in the beginning stages of dementia..
John McSame is F**king sick in his mind,
he has Alzheimer's DISEASE!
Michthemitch 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Michthemitch 3 years ago
Joe was at a studio recording his country western album, then he had an appt with his editor to discuss the book he's writing. I guess his publicist that he just hired forgot to tell McCain that "Joe the plumber' is too busy to come to his rallies... lol
angelxtreme6 3 years ago 2
I seriously don't think he even knew where he was. Epic Win Kata, you keep us all up on these things like no one else. If there were ever a compilation made of the events leading to Nov 4th, you have the data to make it interesting. 5* as always.
cromptonsees 3 years ago 3
wow fail, what a great organized campaign you have there McCaint
well.. YOU ARE ALL JOE THE PLUMBER DURRHHH!!! har har do people really buy this garbage?
vote obama
donnrfl 3 years ago 3
Ha ha, charade you are!
yabrau 3 years ago
Thanks for the laugh! Very well done. :)
Painkill3r4 3 years ago
Your "Price is Right" tag was fantastic.
brente206 3 years ago
"A local school district official confirmed after the event that of the 6,000 people estimated by the fire marshal to be in attendance this morning, more than 4,000 were bused in from schools in the area. The entire 2,500-student Defiance School District was in attendance, the official said, in addition to at least three other schools from neighboring districts, one of which sent 14 buses."
I wonder how much kidnapping those children cost the taxpayers in transportation, manhours, security...
KataVideo 3 years ago
This is great video! Five Stars!
ChicagoJoe57 3 years ago 2
Joe had to check with Joe the publicist and since niether one of them is licensed, I guess there was some schedule mix-up about where he was supposed to be.
Have you heard the lastest defense from the neocons about how Ohio does not require their plumbers to have a license?
Like THAT is a defense?
It just suddenly makes me feel sorry for the people of Ohio.
I'll bet when Obama is president, his first executive order should be to require Ohio plumbers to have a freaking license.
mrburningone 3 years ago 2
Sorry Johnny, but I ain't Joe the plumber. I pay my taxes, don;t owe a penny in child support and practice my trade WITH a license, unklike Joe "the fraud" Wursembacher
scabado 3 years ago 3
KataVideo. Nice video. In particular your sound track made the satire brilliant. Well done.
widgit007 3 years ago 3
LOL, Joe's probably out trying to get a job on the Obama campaign. Maybe's Joe's not quite as dumb as he pretended to be!
siberiandreams 3 years ago 4
OH GRANDPA
deadly105 3 years ago 4
kinda like the maher thing oh grandpa
deadly105 3 years ago 2
LMFAO!! Oh THATS HILAROUS! Nice cricket sounds! HA HA! Thats what hell be doing in the white house as he looks around to ask Palin what she wants to do about the current situation...IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
69donuts1 3 years ago 5
lol, hilarious!
sexygirlee9 3 years ago 3
thats better than mine
not fair kata
this is how mccain is gonna lead
realpointz 3 years ago 4
This is hilarious!
Another great clip for Saturday Night Live!!! Actually they don't have to play it out just run this clip!!
Keith Olberman is sure to have his way with this tonight...can hardly wait to see it!!
ibsailing2008 3 years ago 4
great kata
mazz300 3 years ago 2
I know my imaginary friend is around here somewhere!
stringkini 3 years ago 6
Joe is at an Obama rally learning how he is really going to save on taxes. He is also learning how Obama is going to make college affordable so he can get that plumbers license he has always wanted.
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officialusa 3 years ago 6