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  • So many dislikes... i think people clicked on this thinking they'd get a real review. It's sad they're not familiar with Brian or 5sf.

  • Whenever I come back to this video it's purely for 1:09. gets me everytime

  • show me all the blueprints

  • THE WAY OF THE FUTURE

  • Is 2 minutes going to do anything out of an average 60years of a human life

  • "you wasted 2 minutes of my life!" What else are you doing with your life?

  • its funny

    if you put Dom and Cobb togehter

    and replace the c with a k

    its stupid in dutch

  • Wooooooooooooooooooooo 1:09

  • you know, i really wish they had some kind of theatre where they play just really funny things, so you can get in the atmosphere of "hey, i sure hope i laugh at something," which totally helps you laugh A LOT more. but hey you can be cynical and say you waste your time, but your on youtube, and they haven't really coined the phrase "your time will wash away"... see your already wasting your time on youtube, but thats why its here... this comment should totally be the next brutal sarcasm :D

  • WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

  • I think the vid references Dicaprio's character from the Aviator:

    Look: /watch?v=8h77wfUvwkQ&feature=p­layer_detailpage#t=131s

  • I honestly didn't know Dom Cobb's name the entire time I was watching Inception.

  • THIS IS AN AVIATOR REFERENCE, JESUS CHRIST.

  • @AzeJam I was laughing at this anyway, but I never picked up on that D':

  • By half way through I was laughing - by the end, I had no idea what i was laughing at!

  • ... Dom Cobb ...

  • I wanna make another account so i can like and subscribe twice.

  • This is still amazing. I regret nothing.

  • Why do people always think they are funny?

  • @sveniboy16 You've obviously never seen the Aviator.

  • FUCKIN' ROFL

  • I was going to say that I learned absolutely nothing during this review but then I realized I learned exactly one thing. Dom Cobb, Dom Cobb, Dom Cobb....

  • This is amazing. In every sense of the word.

  • meta

  • why cant i stop laughing?

  • That was a pretty in depth review. Bravo!

  • This is no review, this is a comedycommercial!

  • Im so confused.

  • #LOL play the video, then press 4 repeatedly on your keyboard!

  • #LOL play the video, then press 4 repeatedly on your keyboard!

  • The special eff-DOM COBB...DOM COBB. DOMCOBB. Dim, damn, doom, do you like the filmCOOOOOOB- Man brian you are the man.

  • I'm superman

  • i'm a 5sf fan. but this was really bad.

  • Wait, this isn't referencing the Aviator? I was laughing my ass off for no reason?

  • What's the joke here?

  • @tarlach11 Dom Cobb

  • this is actually what happens to me during exams.

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  • HILARIOUS~!

  • I like 5 sec films, but this was pretty weak.

  • I believe the people who saw this and disliked aren't familiar with 5sf

  • Do people not get this is a joke? I mean why is almost every comment so angry. This video is hilarious!!!

  • Man, you should not only stop making videos but seriously consider shooting yourself in the face.

  • fantastic !

  • Is this video supposed to be funny?

  • they pay you to do this crap?

  • Absolutely terrible. Next time jump off a building when you get the name wrong.

  • Bad idea, no offence :P

    And work on the sound. Would work well as a film review otherwise. Just fix those two things: sound and having something to say.

  • you could've spent a LITTLE less time making fun of his horrible name

  • FKKN SPOILERS

  • This video is the best video

  • What a total waste of 2 minutes.

  • Leonardo Don Cobrio!

  • this vid fukn owns

  • STUPID!

  • What a fantastic review

  • came as a bit of a surprise the 5 seconds films guy would wind up stretching a joke for too long

  • DOM COBB video

  • I haven't seen Brian do something this good since the peepee dance.

  • ok this was kind of stupid? isn't a review supposed to be likeeee talking about the movie, rating it etc. instead of looking stupid trying to pronounce a characters name?

    SMH.

    but whatever, idc. THE MOVIE WAS AMAZING!!

  • So amazing...

  • once i saw him trying to pronounce dom cobb, i clicked to the end and that was it!! this retard got nothing more to say!!!!!!

  • Guys, you do know that this guy is in 5secondfilms, right?

  • I applaud you for the world class trolling

  • i absolutely love everyone complaining that this wasted two minutes of their lives. if it was that bad, why did you watch the whole thing? as for myself, this was gold.

  • @TheNialRiver oh snap, you got me. those were some harsh words. wait, i mean letters.

  • @irateburrito thanks man, i agree

  • @TheNialRiver yeah, that was a pretty good burn. shoot. i think i might have to get off the internet now. i don't think i'll be able to view youtube anymore. it will be nothing but painful memories for me, form that time you got me. i don't think i can do this anymore. goodbye, internet.

  • @irateburrito YES! i win! wooo! =)

  • @TheNialRiver yeah, man, you really won on this one. i really don't think i can go on anymore, knowing i was bested by you. i don't think i can live with the shame knowing that you, of all people, got me. guess i'll go hang myself now.

  • @irateburrito dont feel that way man =\ not all of us can be winners =)

  • @TheNialRiver thanks, man. i really appreciate that. makes me feel a lot better knowing i'm not the only loser on youtube. i'm glad you and i share this burden.

  • @irateburrito haha you may not be the only loser, but you said i won this one already - making me a winner =) but dont worry, just because you lost doesnt mean i wont be here for you man, must be hard being you. =\ you just need someone is there for you no matter how much of a loser you are... like me =)

  • @TheNialRiver well, i appreciate that. that's kind of you. maybe you can start by helping me with proper punctuation. i always thought apostrophes were necessary in words like "don't" and "won't" and "doesn't," but looking at you last post, i think i was wrong. being the winner here, you must know more about this than i do.

  • @irateburrito haha its just youre not worth enough time to put in apostrophes, youre a loser remember? you even said it yourself haha.

  • @TheNialRiver i don't know, man. i feel like they're pretty important. i mean, i'm not the only one reading this. other people are probably going to think you don't have much of a grip on the english language. or maybe that you're mildly retarded. but hey, if you are, that's fine. i have no reason to judge you. good for you, getting past your handicap. i applaud you.

  • @irateburrito HAHAHA - Is that all you got? Alright then. Let's play by your silly rules. Hey "irateburrito" you stupid? Because you forget to capitalize the first letter in your sentences. Go learn the English language stupid. You must be retarded huh?

    lol see how dumb that was^^^ man you suck, you need to get some game in come backs. you rip on me for grammar when you fuckin dont capitalize lol thats like the first thing you do when writing a sentence. what a tool hahaha

  • @TheNialRiver we seem to be in the same boat on that one, dude. and you still seem to be lacking proper punctuation. but as i said before, english doesn't seem to be your strong suit. but still, you've given me hope, proving that the mentally challenged have every right to be on the internet. keep up the good work. spread that hope. don't let anyone tell you that your disability will stop you.

  • @irateburrito lol i lack proper punctuation because youre not worth the extra effort, im surprised a retard like you even noticed. but a retard like you still forgot to capitalize letters, though i dont care if you do or not. you still lost this one. you gotta try harder haha. youve already said i've won this battle, lol i dont see why youre still going. you lost, get over it.

  • @TheNialRiver and you forgot to capitalize as well. i'm not sure you've noticed that, but i can't expect much from you, i fear. you also don't seem to pick up sarcasm easily. at any rate, i am done feeding the troll. i probably shouldn't have, but i like to help the less fortunate.

  • @irateburrito ah ha! yet again i win! thanks for quitting one again =) victory is mine!

  • @TheNialRiver lol

  • @ParanoiaMassive i was waiting for a clue

  • @ParanoiaMassive These are the same people that watch a boring movie and playing a boring game to the end, because they think "Soon it starts to be good, just aftet this phase of shit, it will be good."

    They need to face it, if they don't enjoy something, they need to stop doing it.

  • That wasn't exatly what I was looking for but... It was pretty funny :)

  • lol

  • LOL

  • some people should not be allowed to make videos. . . .

  • Waste of time

  • Am I the only one who thought this was funny? I mean it's not like he's bashing the film.

  • You just wasted two minutes of my life hearing you making fun of the name of a character? Are you serious? What the hell is wrong... We are not here to observe your psychopathic personality... Why the fuck did you do this... Fucking retard!

  • this sucked. Fuck this dude

  • I will finish the review for this guy. Inception was awesome. 5/5

  • Your a twat...

  • pos review....why did i waste my time with this garbage...f U.

  • the best review!

  • bro........ what the freak was that?

  • fuckin retarded. get off the internet.

  • i wanted to see a review. not a bad attemp at being funny.

  • haha amazing!! didn't laugh so hard for days!! fuck the review this is pure gold!!

  • Wow not funny

  • First and Last review i ever watch of yours

  • Thanks for the waste

  • What fail review

  • @justgunz3

    thats funny

  • this guy is an idiot..... waste of my 2min... actually 1:45... cuz i cut it off

  • your not funny just shut the fuck up and review the film

  • leonardo dom cobbrio is just brilliant.

  • that dom cob thing wasnt funny at all

  • LOL.

    faggot.

  • I was thoroughly disappointed when Dom Cobb wasn't in the tags.

  • fake and gaY!

  • i like it how people are cursing off at this. i thought it was funny and you guys are being too serious over a small joke he did. incase you didnt know, he is apart of 5secondfilms, the master at short/small jokes.

  • @luigimarionn

    that was super funny looooooool

  • wast of time you fucking PRICK

  • wtf

  • The fact that people could hate this review baffles my mind it was awesome. Very nice review sir.

  • wow really thanks for wasting my time professor dickweed

  • Hahahahaahahahahhaahahah

  • i feel like i want to punch something after this video.

  • Funny video; enough to forgive that it isn't a review. I've seen Inception and it's nothing short of spectacular.

    Now someone help Dom Cobb hail a damn cab to get to his dumb cub.

  • sooo dumb and not funny... id be embarrassed to post this being a grown adult.. plus ur audio sucks balls... buy a better mic or don't film something in a big echo filled room. retard.

  • who is this idiot?! get to the point asshole. fuckin dumb fuck

  • Was this shot using canon 5d m2?

  • So the joke is that Dom Cobb is a funny name? Weaksauce. You can do better, Brian.

  • This is a Rick Roll.

  • I think Telecats would make a better movie.

  • Ur gay

  • Dumbest name ever.

  • VISIT MY CHANNEL FOR THE COUNTDOWN TO THE RELEASE OF INCEPTION

  • Idiot.

  • Haha! That was funny man! Dom Cobb immediately stood out when I heard thats themain dudes name. Shoulda just spelled out Dominci, shoulds better with that last name. Or just call em John Cobb. Or Dom Cobblepott! Haha

  • Brian, what's the history of Cinco de Mayo?

  • You just waited two F#$kin minutes of my time, it's either an honest review or not. Don't try to be a comedian, you're not funny acting all retarded.

  • @tubenachos I think he CAN be funny, but for some reason he wasn't here. :'(

  • 5 second film REP IT UP

  • Initially I thought this was a good review, good speed with a mix of film footage, some facts, but then you fuck it up by being completly retarded, and now I can only assume that this wasent supposed to be a serious review and this is supposed to be an attempt at humor, which incidently, is also retarded. Good job!

  • sounds alot like Dumb Cop doncha think! :O

  • Doom Cabrio :D

  • Idiotic acting or improvisation, whatever the fuck it's supposed to be.

  • It's a guy who reviews the movie "inception" but he has a hard time pronouncing the main character's name.

  • @bfirenzi fag

  • @CRISNCHIPS12398 HERP DEH DIDDIDLY DERP

  • @CRISNCHIPS12398 America is made up of idiots; facebook users, internet addicts, consumers. This guy is one of them.

  • @peteagassi

    Wow, harsh much?

  • @CRISNCHIPS12398 you're a butthurt faggot

  • @Robzz Wow, go back to your dark corner in your Mum's basement you pathetic loser.

  • @CRISNCHIPS12398 lol butt hurt much

  • I've enjoyed your work since Shawshank, Brian. Keep it up!

  • i looove yooooooooooooou

  • You're not a film critic; you're an attention whore.

  • crackhead?

  • I have never seen you talking for more than 5 seconds...amazing.

  • HOLY SHIT IT'S THAT GUY FROM 5SECOND FILMS

  • I like that the people asking for the two minutes of their life back stayed past the first minute.

  • can i please get the two mins of my life back

  • @hiphopsavior88 Never.

  • I like the part where he talked about Dom Cobb.

  • lol 1 billion not half get your facts right

  • @Halleberryismine True it made 1 billion worldwide, but half of that was earned nationwide, as I state in the video.

  • @bfirenzi didnt hear that bit oh welll sorry mate

  • @bfirenzi

    damn i expected a witty response but instead an informed one.

    also i'm an asshole but one thing that tipped me off about this besides knowing who you are was the audio - there's too much echo in that room, so it doesn't come off as professional as the energy drink sponsor, the titles, trailer footage, etc. just sayin', and it's funny as shit either way...no idea you were gonna do that

  • @bfirenzi A quarter of $500 million = $125 million. The cost of making the movie over $150 million.

  • looks like a good action movie

  • @mastergradeone science fiction thriller

  • Whats the lead characters name?

  • @lukevalmurray

    dom coooobbdomcobcob

  • this has to be either the worst or the best movie review i have seen.

  • brian firenzi is God.

  • mate you are a serious FUCKING IDIOT! if i had a gun on a boat id shoot you.