Tim Minchin Comedy Festival Gala 2009

[Sozzie16MJ]

Tim, your dancing is SERIOUSLY HOT. Get in my bed? Kthanksbye. <3

[xSezzaTezzax]

OMG I fucking love you !! Perth pride,respect . Come back to perth don't live in London X(

XD

[FunkyMonkeyJunkie302]

He performed this on Wednesday at the Hammersmith Apollo. He said how he's only slept with his wife and one guy in the audience went "Awww" and that was it, so Tim replied, "I don't want your fucking pity. Give me a blowjob!"

...Gladly xD

[Rangamatanga24]

Go Tim you tank your an inspiration to me. ( im a ginger) you explain things to people that i cant and i love your comedy keep it up

[durablefighter]

17 ppl suffer, "head up alapecha".lol

[TheUltmatePotat0]

Maybe Tim should wear shoes...

[bella3718122]

He's so cute!

[Dennis88]

he has actually a great voice.....oh and the lyrics are badass :D

[dannyyyyj]

my comment from a year ago has 100 thumbs up... Omg im gonna be on tosh.0

[SeanBannister]

Wish he'd wear a different shirt.

[shadow9t6]

@SeanBannister But only so I could steal that one whilst it was in the wash ;)

[ElDicko18]

@Ben4Play I dont care :) thx....... oh and fuck you

[dixitwinleo]

he moves his hips better than miley cyrus

[8Dicecoldbaby]

I honestly thought a piano was going to drop from the celling

[rednogo]

LOL I bet his wife left him after that!

[palmerblake]

@getawaydriver94

my mum is funnier than this guy,

[palmerblake]

@getawaydriver94

im sorry but this guy is horrible

[ElDicko18]

@getawaydriver94 build a bridge fuckwit and get over it i really dont care

[Ben4Play]

@ElDicko18 Die :) thx.

[arsenalca]

For those who are unaware (I certainly was): alopecia = baldness.

[madman13669]

@arsenalca hehehe yea I had to Google it (before I read the comments, but hi5 for being helpful)

[getawaydriver94]

My favourite song EVER!! what kind of person would dislike this??

[KnurdShogun]

@Jskalten change the title to 'if i didn't have you' this video is the best version of the song and you and tim deserve millions of views.

[Mejse10]

This pretty awesome video would get a lot more views if the words 'If I didn't have you' were in the title... Just saying ;)

[DifferentGirl3]

Those faces at the side of the stage scared the crap out of me.

[lordabomity]

This is the best performance of this song I've seen. If you see this Tim, you fucking rock =)

[MagiaSan]

Or a banana

[DAVETR1001]

cleverer, sexier and smarter, and better at tracing than you!

[theweirdhappygirl]

fucking hell hes hilarious xD

[xdazmanx]

one of the funniest comedians going around atm but that just my honest opinion

[koopinFOBnMCR]

Amazing

[THECRITIC96]

Love the entire song but the last 20 seconds or so are just pure magic <3

[katyyy019]

"Or...fucking...table tennis."

[coolmovie88]

neck down alopecia

ROFL

THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLEVER!!!!!!

[MagiaSan]

@coolmovie88 Yeah, his face when he says that aswell, just pure brilliance.

[1987suzie1987]

good singer plus awesum hair!!!!

[1987suzie1987]

his hair is awesum lol

[checoles]

he always perfroms withous shoes on, half of you will now watch the video again to check this :)

[ohmanitsmonday]

omg, sexy dance at 1:49!

[TheAustralianBloke]

he looks like a gay jack sparrow

[RockBanned]

@TheAustralianBloke You say that as if jack sparrow isn't gay himself.

[ADragonAmongRoses]

1:57-2:15 did anyone else notice the Fiddler on the Roof references xD

[cristianfcao]

"...I mean you're special, but you fall within a bell curve". LOL

[SarahHeheX]

he loves that shirt, doesn't he?

[SuperWingit]

I love that I've seen 3 different postings of this song and they have all been uniquely dissimilar.

[pretenditsagoodworld]

love that you think you know he's songs but he always have a new way of singing them

[Mrflashdrive]

that was shit

[buggernuts100]

@Mrflashdrive Constructive...? Ut's really good man! Don't just put stuff down like that :/

[MJlover3307]

@Mrflashdrive why what made it shit?

[MichaelJacksonILoveU]

Tim Minchin you beast... Ummmm phwoarr.

Is it wrong that I find his dancing REALLY sexy?

At the end he just looks really shy and shambles offstage :') sweet xxxxx

[ZOTWOMAN]

Very funny! Brilliant - what's happened to him since 2009? Anyone know?

[cori512]

@ZOTWOMAN He's still touring, doing shows. He toured Australia almost 2 months ago - He did shows with the Symphony Orchestras around Australia. I saw him in Adelaide with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra. He did some of his old songs (which I still love) & sounded amazing with the orchestra accompanying him. Also wrote a few new songs, too. Look up his song called "Lullaby" on YouTube - he wrote it for this year's tour. It's awesomely hilarious!

[DjizassKriste]

doesn't anyone notice his hair is exactly like russell brand's?

[MichaelJacksonILoveU]

@DjizassKriste - yeah but Tim actually did have it first x

[ExtendedWeekend]

tim minchin is the best.

and I'm an american

[SmellyEllabella]

i think it's really sweet that he lost his virginity to his wife. i hope he's proud of himself, it's so nice.

[skitzonacid]

gold mate

[dmilic]

i saw him live...best show ever!

[r700xxx]

just imagine how awesome dinner would be everynight if his girlfriend was say a christian,hippy or something i think it would just be amazingly aggresive xD

[SmellyEllabella]

why doesn't he wear shoes?

[NZEdwards]

@SmellyEllabella it helps him relax on stage.

[Luubelaar]

@SmellyEllabella - because he's Tim and he doesn't want to.

[SmellyEllabella]

@Luubelaar and don't forget he's awesome...

[thenoodleninja]

@SmellyEllabella wow i just noticed that....cool...o.o

[pinkyhop]

@SmellyEllabella

he says it makes him feel like he's in his own lounge room, helps to stop him feeling nervous. :)

[timminchinlove]

I wish his hair still looked like this because mine does now. I went to see him live with my 'tim hair' but he baisically had dreadlocks :( x

[MercyMe333]

lol fiddler on the roof reference

[kinderegg5000]

You fall in a bell curve :D

[dropkicka619]

...or a banana. hahahah

[finehomemadewine]

Such a typical pop song -almost :-)

[DignifiedLaughter]

is he lip-syncing? :|

[NZEdwards]

@DignifiedLaughter he has a pre recording backing track (obviously) but he definitely is singing over the top of it. The song is never the same, he mixes it up slightly every time which is how you can be absolutely sure he isn't lip syncing.

[DignifiedLaughter]

@NZEdwards yeah it's cool... I went straight to the source and asked Tim myself.... his reply was similar.

[TheMatt2529]

he is so cool

[TheMedicalman]

This is fucking cool and funny, great mix

[jekatuga93]

his wife must...be very happy xD

[mjzua]

@jekatuga93

he says she likes it better and better every time she hears it XD

[nonutsnorris]

i love tims facial expressions, they make you laugh so much...

[katyc130890]

Tim is THE man.

[andrewlee916]

Tim Minchin looks alot like Russell Brand,right?anyone?

[MaddogMurphey]

@andrewlee916 ...not really..the big hair maybe? But they don't really 'look alike' *shrugs

[Aetallica]

@andrewlee916 if anything, he's like the ranga version of robert smith (from the cure)

[MasterTenku]

I'd fucking marry this man...

[giverbickies]

from 2:50 on.... brilliant

[OrangeTang666]

I wonder if his wife is ok with him doing this? haha.

[Sarabi03]

@OrangeTang666

yeah she really would. they both have such a crazy sense of humour, he talks about it on one of his dvds.

[Sazinata]

Love how he never wears shoes xDD

He has such a beautiful voice! And face! :P He has such an amazing brain, too, behind that teased hair.

I nearly died at 1:49 !!!! xDDDD

"... or a banana..." xDD

He is so talented <3

[goddessau2004]

was lucky to see him the other week and i can die happy now i have seen him

love you tim

[emmawildchild]

when he says "to whom i lost my virginity 16 years ago" someone in the audience goes " yaaaay" hahaha

x

[dannyyyyj]

I want his hair

[NotSoAmericanIdiot]

@dannyyyyj omg I love it! :D

[manbearpig900]

@dannyyyyj You can get it from the tarmac on the highway.

lol jk.

[grannygiggles]

@dannyyyyj I have his hair, you dont want it.

[TriggerTMH]

@grannygiggles I have his hair as well, I fucking LOVE it!!

[TheF0ti]

"Smarter than you, or, or dumber but better at sport, or... fucking tracing."

Mans a genious.

[dannyyyyj]

I know. you can quote any line, say that, and it still works

[ilovebaguettes]

LOL its not as sad as it sounds...but its pretty fucking close..

[MarkDavidRaford]

I do admit I have a huge man crush on him!

[ellabridgie]

he is a bloke that i fancy but im not sure why lol x

[AvalaDemson]

is it just me or does he wear that shirt a lot?

(im really not a stalker or anything i just noticed he wore it on the ready for anything dvd and on the graham norten show :)

[f16pilot92]

ya he wears that kinda shirt alot

he might just have a bunch of em lol

[R2J3M]

@AvalaDemson ye he wore that when i saw him in glasgow with a suit on

[BollyJM]

i love tim minchin. weird seeing him without his piano but the wiggle makes up for it!

[godginrai1]

someone should jail these idiots that wear tight jeans with a pair of thongs in public let alone get on stage and that hair LOL. Two words - hipster tryhard. ditch the ruffled shirt and wear a shirt that says - The Ramones and get back in touch with your emo side.

[Tapecutter59]

@godginrai1: Tell the truth, you find him attractive and it scares you.

[godginrai1]

Tapecutter. I hear you work for an exclusive organisation that sticks up for the rights of clueless Gen Y emo/hipsters. More power to the people !!!! LOL. Please send me a puffy shirt with your company logo on it.

[Tapecutter59]

@godginrai1: If I was in the business of sticking up for clueless people then I wouldn't be taunting you.

[northernsupernova1]

who is this fucking pirate fuck

[IscaRose]

Great Comedian, great song!

[DCJellybean]

i am impreesed by his hip action

[xlauzzz]

I wanna be his wife haha

[thaprinceguy]

hahah excelent song :D

[goidontno]

Haha this song has changed a bit since he sang it at his show last year. My friend did an awesome hi five with him :D

[MrNickeh]

I want hair like him so bad. lol.

[nemocherries]

all you need to do is back comb it

[CRAZYoMicrystal]

he looks a tad like duke special,

both are awesome song writers and singers,

[Nurosyz]

MY HAIR IS NEARLY THAT BAD :|

[PhantomUmbie123]

he looks (or looked) SO different when he was younger! it's amazing! for more info, watch his bio-doco rock'n'roll nerd.

[bucktotheo]

tim minchin his wife is so lucky <3

[Kate210483]

OOOOO THAT WIGGLE IS SOOOOOOO SEXY

[cooljooles]

OOh he wiggles like a girl but he is a man..I find that very sexy...oh and the song's pretty clever too!

[khOii]

want his hair? get lost in a forest for a year

[sabakunodaryl]

failed rhyme

[miricleromance]

i'm in love with him :-)

[elliatto]

"university in perth"

i didnt know he was from perth.rad.

[AmourRandom247]

oh wow! i like his hair! lol its so weird! =)

[LooshyXD]

Indeed :D

[shakeyspheres]

seeing him next thursday, september 10th =)

[sabakunodaryl]

fail

[KortaGalathil]

Saw him at Leeds on Saturday, he sang thsi song... He's F-ing hilarious. He led to the Alternative tent to overfill... It was awsome.

[MissNatasha90]

Going to see him in September - Can't Wait! Tim's Pretty Awesome =]

[LooshyXD]

Well, Tim Minchin and Russell Brand are my two favourite stand ups. They are both brilliant and intelligent in different ways :D

[baxter22071990]

where are his fucking shoes?

[bentricky]

Go watch every other video of him and you'll understand.

[MissNatasha90]

He usually doesn't wear them when he's performing. Just another Tim 'Quirk' =]

[jenalicerose]

He doesn't wear them when he's performing because he feels more comfortable without them.

[baxter22071990]

i see ty for explaining

[iloverockmusic101]

he doesnt wear them on stage...

[cityfanchris]

up your fucking arse, hes to awesome to need shoes!

[JadiieBabiie2]

He is like ozzi osbourne but different so not quite him, But..... yeahh>! (: lmao.

[Giraffe9393]

He reminds me of a none annoying russel brand

So, he's nothing like Russel Brand then hehe

[3thatdamnrobot]

there's a few people on here saying that he'd added a new verse in, since the secret policeman's ball... but I think that verse always existed but he couldn't have sung it there because of the lyrics... I don't know, it's just a guess.

[hollysmith1]

oo this is cool hes great

[IceBabyyx]

I love his dancing

[ShrimpyBoy101]

hes a great singer and pianist and comedian

but hes actually quite a good actor in this song

[ShrimpyBoy101]

this is easily his best song...

well...

maybe 2nd to happy little africuns

[etocllaalocin]

ha ha, awl he's so cute, and funny. I would never go out with him though, not after this song. haha! very funny though. :o)

[JadiieBabiie2]

Lol that is so true, lmao.

;d

[JadiieBabiie2]

I LOVE HIM HE IS HILERIOUS> LOL SM. ;)

[sesquipedalianmoose]

that was a reply to Leguitar1... not just a random statement.

[123djd123]

omg so fucking funny lol tim is a god

[JennyA215]

is this before or after he did it at the amnesty international secret policemans ball? because he seams to have added in new verses! tim mincin is a legend. bring on september when im seeing him live!

[afroduckofdoom]

i was about to click of at the bigining, im so happy i didnt :)

[TearsDontBurnx]

He is too awesome! ^_^

I am seeing him in October and i cant wait! =D

[xxHarriRosexx]

i <3 tim minchin, he is indeed a funny one :D

[flight19]

He looks like Duke Special. I find him funny and annoying but i can't stop watching him. I prefer when hes playing the piano.

[hotrockchik]

hes been around for tonnes longer then russel brand if anything russel brand is just a skinny british tim minchin

[ShrimpyBoy101]

thats a good point

but

russell brand is still really funny

[3thatdamnrobot]

I'm not sure if he's been around longer than Russell, as a comedian. Tim only, really 'made it' in 2003, I think. And Russell's not really like Tim, in any way... other than the fact they both backcomb their hair. I don't think it's really possible to compare them because they're nothing alike. they're both awesome... but Tim is better.

Sorry, aha! random comment.

[jackmaguiregerrard]

tim is alot better haha

russel is clever, but in a different manufactured way, tim is genuanly clever and really dousnt give a fuck what people think about him

[sesquipedalianmoose]

he may have a similar dress sense to Russell Brand, but their comedy styles are completely different. And he is neither fat nor blonde. He's ginger.

[ShrimpyBoy101]

who sed hes fat???

he aint fat and even if he was it wuldnt matter

i mean look at al murray

hes fat and hesa great comedian

[skepticoz]

I don't know how many times I have thought the very same things (including the probability arguments) whenever chicks attitudes to destiny / true love / love at first sight and all of that uber romantic shmaltz crops up. It's all so true. The timing and delivery within the music itself though, just makes it frigin genius material.

[KirstyMarieD]

hes really funny, but this one isnt as funny as the rest of his songs.

oh welll, i love you tim (L)

[saltersj]

i love this song and him.

proberly one of the best musicans out now.

[patebrisee]

i think he was funnier when he did this at the secret policeman's ball when he was probably completely stoned XD

[beastybeatsy]

I like the intro to this version better...

"...I'm married to the woman to whom I lost my virginity, sixteen years ago. It's not quite as sad as it sounds. But it's pretty fucking close. But I like her y'know..."

I imagine you couldn't get away with that at the Secret Policemen's Ball.

[3thatdamnrobot]

Tim doesn't do drugs. And I don't think he really, ever did.

[patebrisee]

I'm sure he wouldn't. But there was some kinda non-chalant, spaced-out vibe he was sending off that day at secret policemen's that was priceless.

[RockOutOfUrHead]

he rocks!!! shuttup!!! XD

[palmerblake]

he is the worse comedian ever, songs and jokes dont work

[ElDicko18]

i agree