Awful Movies: Turkish Star Wars Part 2

[LordBaronsworth]

wtf is this bs

[PURES3X]

Absolutely Mad,Bad and Dangerous to Show!

[FreshP1MP]

8:10 to 8:38 is just the best boss fight scene ever, hands down

[ozdemir5911]

@basketballist4 kardeş kaldırmışsın ama ben okuyabiliyorum. neyse bi soru sormuşsun cevabı şöyle hayır benim öyle bir niyetim yok yani birşeyler kanıtlamaya ihtiyacım yok bırakta onu türk olduğunu kanıtlamaya ihtiyaç duyan insanlar düşünsün. Ayrıca hakarete gerek yoktu gerçekten eminim sende bunu benim kadar komik buluyorsundur. Sırf bu filmle dalga geçmeye dünyayı kurtaran adamın oğlunu bile çektiler senin mantığınla onlar bu sıfatları daha çok hak ediyorlar demektir. iyi günler dilerim.

[matternicuss]

Luke Skywalker slaughters the mascot hordes!

[UberKristian]

Indiana Jones theme, you got to love it, but really... this blows my mind o.O

[ThePatrickinator]

The music is off pitch. Overall, this movie is boring.

[RikiOhRed]

This is dragonball.

no doubt about it. Lasers, teleporting, beating the crap out of aliens and such, this is dragonball.

[ozdemir5911]

Turkish guy here. Saw this movie before and lmao again. This guy is famous with making these kind of movies. And those bunny-like jumps are like his signature. You guys should really see Turkish exorcist and Turkish ET :)

[suckmyreach]

Roly poly of death.

[MrMattmccall]

why is there Indiana Jones music?....

[WbA124]

any1 but me that notice tha the kills an entire army wit hhe's hands`?

[teknizian]

Nice use of Lucas properties with the Indiana Jones song....

[gautraudj]

I can see where George Lucas got the design for General Grievous.

[ivandivandakor]

if you watch 8:00 you can easily understand how we captured constantinople.

[Thebeatles6270]

Less of a movie, more of a kinky porno.

[doctorrzepa]

3:29 - 3:33 EPIC.

[skubischta]

When turkish-darth-vader is chopped in half, both halves have a whole nose.

Not that I'm being picky, of course.

[farhenheit713]

I saw a stormtrooper at 7:01 x)

[internetwin]

I like the part where he rips the guy's head off, and throws it at another guy, then it explodes.

[20dollabillz]

My favorite part is when he punches the creature's head off

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

100 times worse than Troll 2.

[ColourDeficient]

I like how it's the Indiana Jones theme, not the Star Wars one...

[xgrrrl1]

Okay, haha for a second---after that boring.......

These have no bearing on "Turkish cinema" any more than terrible old american B movies and crappy homemade movies by teens represent "American cinema".

Random clips of crap on the internet do not define a culture or a country.

It seems like the person posting this online as something representative of a country might have a political agenda?

[davethedoledi]

@xgrrrl1 show me the part where the guy said "all Turkish movies are bad like this one" and I will consider what you're saying. It seems to me he/she's just indicating where the movie came from but is making no commentary on the nation. Also if someone where to use bad movies another country made as a political agenda that would probably be the most epically hilarious thing ever. "Give us your oil or our pretend Luke skywalker will karate chop alien constumes in half!"

[LivinWorstNightmare]

WTF was going on this entire video?

[CassJacobs]

should be renamed as the "Awesome Movie"

[PrivateCustard]

Oh.my.god.

I nearly shit myself at 3:24 onwards!!

[CaptainZM]

seriously what the fuck is going on

[TheMightyCookieShow]

OH I am so gonna review this freaking movie on my show!!!

[MrPaulCao]

I cant stop laughing,... OMG!!!! LOL

O como diriamos aca en Argentina...... JAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[CaPtNBoOBoO]

8:09 the mask really get pown !

[CaPtNBoOBoO]

NINJA-SAURON-LEONIDAS VS FROGMAN !

[cozturk]

it's very old movie. That's ok for that time and technology:)



[consono1]

@cozturk

No, sorry, its not OK for that time & technology, clearly the original Star Wars was made before this and they didnt have to steal any footage from other movies.

I gotta say it is funny to watch, but at the time the technology was available, I think its more the budget wasnt available!

[cozturk]

@consono1

I was talking about the Turkey's technology:) Of course other countries had good technology. Those years Turkey was a poor country so it was ok. Maybe you want to watch the "Gora" which created around 2008 in Turkey, has very good technology. By the way It's a comedy movie and most jokes are Turkish jokes so you may not understand well.

[lizero]

lmfao around 8:15

[CaptainChaos]

So what's the story behind this thing? Is this a Turkish cultural thing? Were more of these made?

Is it supposed to be a remake of Star Wars, or is it an original (and I use the word loosely) movie that just steals a lot of scenes from Star Wars?

[ReclusiarchLP]

What... did I just watch?

[byutifulsuicide]

the guy is seriously love to jump! lol

[TheTurks123]

ahahaahahajhaskdjhdfçashkdjaşs­. :D :D :D :D BEST Movie :D haahaha

[Jezus667]

Motherfucker just chopped Leonidas in half... The Turcs don't fuck about.

[Longcatacus]

The trampoline work in this movie should've won an Oscar.

[KeskinTRS]

@Longcatacus

That actor played in 129 movies and always takes his trampoline with him everywhere :)

[Magickli]

i love the indiana jones song in star wars xDDDD

[Capt777harris]

Did these bastards ever get sued?

[wgaemre]

cuneyt arkin bu filmde turkiyeyi rezil etmis, yorumlarda millet bize g...uyle gulmus, kafasi yokkan aglayan adam, her iki yarisindada burnu olan insan, rezil adamlar...

[Lweesee]

Indiana Jones theme, 1 fucken storm trooper LOL, Red teddy bears, The sparta looking Darth Vader, repeated multiple scenes, random dudes in clown masks,.

^Brilliant!! haha

[DavetzWin]

What the fuck am I watching? is this even real life anymore?

[sjingelling]

suck on that george lucas

[azmhyr]

Gülsün amına koyim, o sikindirik lukas yahudisinin filminden iyidir.



[hoaxcablistic]

i love leonidas in the end

[MrLunafied]

8.38, nice that both sides of the face had the nose intact!

[evo834]

ahahaha a.q rezil kepazesi taklitci kopek ondan sonra biz sole yaptik bole yaptik yesilcamda dunya sikiyle guluyo bizee:D

[chocolatechips234]

This is epic...wait, i don't know how to describe this movie.

[yethboth]

Everytime I hear the Indiana Jones theme tune now, it instantly reminds me of Turkish Star Wars. lol. XD

[bshieldsbb01]

My girlfriend's from Turkey and even she doesn't know WTF is going on.

[NodDisciple1]

@bshieldsbb01 Uh oh. X( Well, can you get here to translate what little she can into English and put it up on youtube plz? :( I can't find a version of this w/ English Subtitles. :'(

[odinese]

luke puppetpomper!!

[AtnikRAPO]

My grandfather told me that he loved these movies when he was young. Now we are laughing about those movies. It´s so poor that it´s funny again hahahaha

btw there´s no copyright in Turkey

[DipChipson]

they blew up a planet but still missed.

[jamal000]

This movie should be insult to the Turkish population's intelligence. 

[odinese]

@jamal000 it cant be soo serious. all the population is stil laughing at this dont worry.

[jaimebados]

This seems to be the chapter 7 of the saga, with Luke as an middle age man trying to recover his past glory. I don´t now i´ll email it to George Lucas.

[riastrad]

This is like a bad dream sequence...

[Spikeelsucko]

4:15 suddenly Fallout 3

[RabiesBunny]

I think that this movie might have actually invented ADD.

[RabiesBunny]

I think that this movie might have actually invented ADD.

[donyario]

 indiana jones sound track ftw?

[aydede14]

o bu film den bir sey ler calmislar

[yethboth]

I bet Quentin Tarantino was jealous when he saw this movie. :)

[ebandd]

Jds revenge

[Naushop1]

7:59-Apparently boulders whistle when you kick them.

[ancalites]

Better than the prequels

[rotzkocher]

exploding head at 3:32 - EPIC!

[McLarenMercedes]

what the hell? none of it makes any sense! stealing footage is one thing, but just randomly inserting it here and there with rapid cuts and jumping back and forth from scene to scene is plain insane. What the heck were they smoking?

My guess is that whoever produced this thought:"Heck, let's make some movie for kids and just make it quick and fast, the kids won't care."

[jimmyjimbo72]

The funniest thing is the numerous counts of copyright infringement.

[MrApol]

this is the best fucking thing ever

[LeothirNanirhandel]

This is madness!

[The41stDay]

What the hell? I'm so confused at what I just watched.

[MRECoelho]

What the hell did I just watch?

[hatePAD]

8:21 Omg!! He killed King Leonidas

[hatePAD]

Looks more like classic Kamen Rider than Star Wars though

[EricSchwin22]

WOW!

[FlippyErik]

This is not normal. But on meth it is.

[mysoul4you]

oh my god .. shit is better than this garbage

[MaxRebo120]

This film is so bad it is horrible.

[danielod]

the wizard has 2 noses when cut in half

[Smithfilmproductions]

I have it and it's awesome. Better than the prequels.

[FreewaYvsDavidBanner]

it's a crap!!!

[ManekiNeko1972]

And the country is suing us for $1 billion for use of the word "Batman" which happens to be a city in Turkey. Maybe if they get that money, they can make a decent movie, or 5 million of these awful pieces of tripe.

[Anatolian90]

@ManekiNeko1972 its not the outnry its only the mayor of that dumb city

[ManekiNeko1972]

@Anatolian90 He's still fucking retarded. Batman has been part of the culture for over seven decades. That case will get dismissed faster than you can say "Shitty Star Wars Film". Turns out no lawsuit has been filed as of right now.

[Anatolian90]

@ManekiNeko1972 well that i agree with, but still lulz

[destroyaer]

Türkiye power

[undeadnightorc]

This is actually better than the prequels. :DD

[solwen]

I can only imagine the face of the turks in the theatre : Oo

[rpvee]

This can't be real. The cuts, the music, the scenes from Star Wars mixed in... nothing this bad could possibly be made... right? Oy vey...

[Nik0Bellic95]

It's fantasticly terrible XD

[satsumana]

lol

[Luftmenschification]

why does everything explode

[solwen]

@Luftmenschification

On this the same can be said on some holywood movies :D

[jm13colombiano]

violacion a los derechos de autor no existen en turquia??

[TylerTheThirdTrumpet]

3:32 I always wondered why the mummy KKK members had explosive heads...

[Ramxilliw]

This is Sparta! XD

[livince]

bu turk insani ne kadar taklitci her seyden bokdan yok superman,batman,spiderman, bir de filmler kemal sunal in filimlerin komik .cuneyt arkinin dunyayi kurtaran adam,turkish rambage korkusuz filmleri.bunlar komedi filmleri

[witchinghour666]

this movie makes literally no sense

[AnakinJediKnight62]

At the end in Big letters it should have said CRACK IS WACK!

[darkartiste78]

Pretty sure I hear some of the Flash Gordon soundtrack in there too. I pride myself on strange and unusual obscure references....I never heard of this. Thank you for posting!

[ExplosiveSheep]

It's a trap! Pretty sure I could do a better job in 3 days with my camcorder and a handful of people.

[ar10willard]

Brilliant !

[Astr0chimp]

The part that really did it for me was the in which he rips of the head of one of the intergalactic hobo mummies and blows up another one with it.

[HappyisNappy]

oh my god! what a great movie! Let me guess $3 doller budget?

[egdqv13234]

Starwars.... ottoman Jones strikes back!?!?!?!

[Astr0chimp]

@egdqv13234

hahaha don't forget ottoman jones was on crack

[egdqv13234]

Are thoes monsters from FRAGGLE ROCK!? WTF is going on.........

[GiantEnemyCrab63]

HEY THIS ISNT MIDNIGHT EXPRESS

[KrazyKommieKiller]

This manages to go completely around the good - bad scale so many times i'm not really sure where it belongs

[Roky1989]

I don't get even one scene of the movie... It's just scene-theft spamming and jumping around...

[TamanValcone]

LOL at 5:50 the monster can cry without head xD

[HappyisNappy]

@TamanValcone I like how lightning hits it when its dead =P

[0181jp]

wtf indana jones? what the fuck

the turkish name for this moive is ass wars

[isacloboz]

for some reason the ATHF movie makes sense now

[skinhead565]

Thats sad... and terrible.. my god I hate turkish people now.

[KrisyMoo]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[JerFhilm]

Oh god I'm having a hard time breathing I'm laughing so hard!

[JerFhilm]

this is still more watchable than ANYTHING friedberg and seltzer put out

[tukaibilam]

lightsabre is useless in this movie....barehandsabre shall we call it!

[vest816]

Love it. Survive the Death Star blowing up your planet by JUMPING OUT OF THE WAY. Epic.

[Tehm00E]

I consider if this is a Epic Fail or Epic Win xD

[Astr0chimp]

@Tehm00E

Its an epic

1. rip starwars

2. Master Trampoline Kung-fu

3. Hire Cameraguy

4. mix with random canned scene-spam

5.???

6.Profit

[prodiggy13]

Indiana Jones theme???

[Minimonster06]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! and I was complaining about mexican movies, hahahaha, this is hilarious!!!!!

[Pudlis16]

Turkish luke skywalker is my dad!

[NinthVaizard]

Fake Vader says "The world will be destroyed" then says "The world will be mine"

He counting down for laser: 7, 6, 5- and its start :))

We know this movie is crap.. We didn't watch as miracle like Star Wars :P

[UndeadTurk]

That is one cool emperor.

And the hero is totally badass.

I want those gloves!!!

[pcaledonius]

Why's he so mean to the teddy bears?

[DubleYuTeeEff]

A good 100 bux well spent on making this movie.... Really... it's truely... "unique" lol

[DeathKnightProducts]

lol what am i watching? O,O

[sgtmus]

SO rubbish I love it.

[aveoxus]

Wow, just wow. What, the hell, are those pink things? Pugwampaookies? 2:19

I haven't laughed at something this stupid in quite a while lmao

Indiana Jones music is hilarious in this XD

[starwarsnerd100]

Was this considered GOOD in Turkey? Was Turkey really that screwed up that

A. This is the only thing they had to watch?

B. They didn't have the REAL Star Wars?

[Binerycode]

luke skyjumper

[IIDemolisherII]

what...the...fuck?!?! aparently nothing bleeds in the future ( monsters w ose heads get ripped off ) they crop star wars clips into this film, living creatures blow up... this movie is officially now one of my favourites... pure garbage :)

[robuk1981]

this guy would of kicked the emporers arse unlike luke

[TreCoolness]

2:06 to 2:08 OMFG LOOOOOOOOOOOL and 3:32 *throws head* *guy explodes*

[TreCoolness]

INDIANA JONES MUSIC?!?!?!?!

[nobodysprince]

Essentially the worst LARP ever!

[azasell9]

He,he, Im speachless- This is great crap,he,he

[wylwrk]

this is one of those movies you DON'T say, "ever watch it when you're high?" ... it's a given.

[SilentG20]

That was a warning sign, never send Turks to the space!

[hotpink910]

I didn't know it was possible to rape two movies at once but it is. Indiana Jones and Star Wars at once! What an atrocity! 0:29-0:33 lol 0:40 omg how'd he disappear?!?! jk it's not like it's a movie secret.

[hotpink910]

@hotpink910 3:15 and appearance by an actual star wars cast member lmao storm troopers! 3:33 oh holy crap it just gets better! You can almost hear the trampoline springs as he jumps so miraculously high into the air. Worst thing i've ever seen in my life

[Longcatacus]

When he pulls the one...um...thing's head off at 3:12, I nearly shit myself.

[NielsShoe]

Goto ask though is it really called Star Wars and does it realy have the scenes cut like this and parts from the original Star Wars?

[NielsShoe]

The American Star Wars is from the 1970s and then theirs 2010 Space Odesy 1960s American films had the script writing and Special effects ability when they made Wizzard of OZ in 1934. Turkish Films are great to watch though if you want a real good laugh you goto rememer Hoywood gets its skill and money from all over the world .

[28FanatikHamsi28]

I am Turkish and i want to say. These are Priceless movies man. When you have a bad day, just watch Turkish Star Wars

[DJMikeFunk]

OMG are those things teletubbies? xD

[MilosHrma]

is this part two of Battlefield Earth?

[mrDeathRoller]

The hero is a god damb punching machine!!!

[mrDeathRoller]

looks like Turks never heard of thing called CONTINUITY

[reishvedaur]

Guy flat out rips the heads off of like 90% of the monsters he fights. And then still has to "kill" them?

[reishvedaur]

"Punkin! Get me my Jedi robes!"

"Wouldn't you rather--"

"Alright, fine. Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!"

[crixxxxxxxxx]

It's pretty impressive they got John Williams to write the music for this. Lucas was so impressed he aquired the rights to use the music for his Indiana Jones franchise.

[TheDruid1981]

sense you make not hah ?

[Emreakin89]

Shut up about turkish films ... This is so early film and produced with a really low budget .. this is no hollywood lol

@Mikez4 how can you know ? are you turkish?

[chewbaccawakka]

Is that a bit of the Indiana Jones theme at the beginning?

[Mikez4]

Strange thing is that present day Turkish films are still this rediculous