CORK'S BLOG

[gogoutube]

hahaha i love this and courtney's such a doll :)

[nightshine85]

LOL! I'm gonna quote ITSJUANLOL from myspace.

"You are a dumb incoherent bitch, but you serve a great purpose. You make people with down syndrome feel better about themselves in finding comfort that they are both mentally and physically superior to you in getting their points across. Although I have never been a fan of Nirvana, I share a hatred with most of the people of the world for you... ever since I saw you open your disgusting shredded beef of a mouth on T.V...

[nightshine85]

(continued) " I STRONGLY suggest that you should lock yourself in your bathroom and put a shot gun shell to your dome. You serve no purpose in life. All the money you could ever dream about milking off of your dead husband will never be enough to pay for your planned vaginal reconstruction.

[nightshine85]

(continued) "Those (1) pterodactyl-like p*ssy lips belonging to that cesspool of a vagina you have unearthed will always be beyond repair. To make a long story short, televise your suicide. I would watch it, as well as the rest of the world. Moments later, i'll probably get back to reality. Have a nice day, you putrid disgusting bitch. NOTES: (1) a pterodactyl is a dinosaur, just in case your meth'd out foreskin of a brain couldn't comprehend."

[depolarized]

brilliant

[LittleAimsy]

I still dont get it!

I love courtney to bits but when she writes on her myspace blog i think 'what?'

[kiwincherry]

i think you can do a betttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttt errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr joooooooooooooooob

[goochieguy]

i read this blog!

i love cork's blogs they are so human and shows that she is such an intelligent person and not a dipshit-washedup-drugaddled-ro­cksinger-hasbeen

[juelzxX]

Hey did you know on her new Blog she said that ur a genius for making this but she said except the Burping part.

WOW she saw ur video!

AWESOME!

u should be happy!

[brookemcin79]

Of course she saw it. It was about her! And on a gossip blog.

[obsday]

hahaha you sound just like her!

[elasticxplastic]

LOLOLOL omg, seriously every blog she writes is like this! I give up because I can't comprehend.

[amandaurungus]

sadly i understand her blog now.

[renaepenn]

she's a fuckin mad woman....how could you stomach doing this?? Brilliant though!

[wildswan80]

I love you sooo much.

[watermelonisyummy]

hahahahaha, it does make sense now!

[hayyygurlhayyy]

This is fucking amazing hahahaha

[kammychanny]

lolersaktes.

[IA1512]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!... Fantastic. Simply fantastic. And I'm imagining her voice in it!

[ffarff]

this is like Crispin Glover's selective readings of his 'books'. i love it.

[katherinethebitch]

you read her blog incorrectly

if you're not going to do it right then don't fucking do it.

douche

[boelvira]

you need to get drunk/high before you read it or it just won't make sense.

[thatguyonthestreet]

FANTASTIC

[SoullessVirus]

LOL.

[slagreznor]

that was AMAZING!!

[JRyanReichel]

LUL

[sethocopia]

lol'd

[idontneedausername]

all i can say is wow

[invisiblebike]

I lol'd.

[iluvkimjaejoong]

hahahahahah

i love courtney

[reverendramona]

You really captured the exact color of her eyes. Wow.

[Tamariscool]

Ahahaha awesome.

[pollotedadordepollas]

pendejo

[chick5581]

Very Hot You did an awesome job. keep up the good work!

[OijGrl]

this..was...awesome!

[incendiumamor]

HAHAHA

[CELINAROSE6]

She is illiterate. I can not even understand her blog especially when she tries to insult people. BTW- Who really cares about Kurt Cobain anymore? She acts like everybody wants him.

God bless him, but I doubt that most kids even know anything about him the way she makes it sound.

[calibitch13]

holy mother of christ....

what just happened??

[juelzxX]

haha lol!

I love you for this!

[Wanapelei]

My stomach hurts from laughing.

[polpol12]

thanks for translating...

[natti49]

Great!

[cherrytylenol]

This is f'ing genius thank you for making this!!!!!!!

[JoBroUkFan]

haha. this is on perez hilton :)

[SugarDelights]

so cra cra....cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Thank you for this. I can't stomach trying to read her blog myself.

[CharlotteKM]

You are a genius, pure genius.

[ladymimi101]

lmfao!!!

[brunogrieco]

omg this is great! thank you!

helps a lot! :D

[hayzxx]

LOL

[depolarized]

i love you micheal morris!

[zainyk]

loved it! long time no vid!