Way of the Guard

[XBlueG12]

no shoes no shirt and i still get service "from sexy and i know it"

[JewelrybyKMarie]

HAHAh omg I had to watch twice!! old omg this is my fav

[JewelrybyKMarie]

hahahah! I love the sound effects! LOL great video

[topspin13]

i couldn't stop laughing lol and that little girl dominated

[insidemind101]

its Mr chandler................  XP Mc Chris

[HoepRemains]

So THAT'S how the floating head was born.

[lycante]

Is that Putin?

[W333dm4n]

I fuckin love being a security guard all you do is chill, watch movies, smoke weed and chill. Oh and you get paid for it!!

[therealmckay]

@W333dm4n From time to time you also get to steal the shit you're supposed to be protecting! It's a fucking sweet gig.

[ArmyofUglyAnon]

@MathewVasconcellos

I get paid more as a Security Officer at a state hospital than most officers do around where I live.

[cutiepie316289]

moral of the video: Don't mess with little girls candy.

[syamaail]

Pause at 2:27 xD

[manatarms79]

LOL! *****

[RoflWaffleFilms1]

wait so theres more shops like this other than norwalk CT? awesome

[flaetsbnort]

That girl was really into it, wasn't she?

[NinjaMarketingGroup]

Very Cool....keep them coming. I'm just getting started.... Check out my channel and ley me know what you think.

[Oster910]

This is the weapon shop in Chinatown D.C i go there a lot there also a Asian kid who works there its a cool place, its right outside of the Chinatown metro exit and walk less than a block you will see it. i recommend people visit who live near by they have some cool shit

[Sapardi]

Purfect

[quest8899]

A security guard is a good job if you want to live in a tiny apartment, drive a beat up rusted car, live alone, never get married and or have kids. If that's the lifestyle you want to live then a career as a security guard would be right for you.

[MokomaSusi]

@quest8899

Seems good to me.

[zimmy81]

@quest8899 How do you arrive at that description of a security guard lifestyle?, have you or your mates done it?, there has to a sliding scale of pay for type of job, I mean at least its a job.

[SBernardoni1991]

@quest8899 That is totally incorrect. You can make a great career out of security these days. I know plenty of married security officers who have decent cars and regular houses. (me being one of them) Lets not stereotype...

[Yamakoto120]

2:39 Orgasm

[mikedurland]

SMAWS.COM is awesome!

[bibbinatoren]

i coudn't security guard my way out of a paper bag LOL!

[Devikvampire]

That little girl is awesome.

[SuperAndreas1000]

noob police man

[rootvalue]

To be fair, it IS really difficult to security guard your way out of a paper bag.

[smfreak1515]

I laughed the **** out of mee !! xd

Awesomee ! :D

[gerardos256]

what happened to u guys :( still waiting for a comeback

[artofcows]

dude what the hell

I LOVE it :-D

[FarangBalls]

I love Gemberling i wish he was in more videos.

[Vaultamort1]

LMFAO 1:27

[collins1188]

The funniest part is when he gets thrown in front of a moving car. HAHA!

[piedude67]

still think the ending is too much...

[themaster0fclimax]

that guy always die LOL

[naireland]

Did he say "go Barton" at 1:53 ?

[Sunny19ify]

Oh my GOD!!! It's fucking FUNNY!!!

[zipbolang]

yeah thanks to moronic shit like this clogging the internet, we can thank these mutton heads for perpetuating more irrational sterotypes about security officers....go back to your 1st person shooter game and glower down more pizza.

[kansanpolarbear45]

maybe you should just get off your high horse and realize its called crude comedy. get over it.

[rEptiLeKitChen]

get your scrotem off your eyelids..

[kingazzaman]

Do you have to be a fat fuck to qualify as a security guard?

[beatleiac1]

i love this one

[mattmitch1]

it wasnt really that funny.

[yushinzzo]

this vid should have more views.

[Horace01]

it not comedy unless someone get they head chopped off

[hitter27]

@Horace01 Yeah i also think so

[wilwill8]

ha ha ha!!!

[rockerfaerie]

You need more views this shit is great :D!

[cottonceena]

Yes, this has to be among the best of YouTube, and Ford's acting is amazing!

[frederickbabyyeah]

haha i love that that is blatantly one of the filmmakers kids of something, how f*cking fun must that have been for the her? "now swing the katana :D"

[pop12234]

the security gaurd is from fat guy stuck in internet

[vdeferens]

Overacting and gratuitious violence. Hilarious.

[higoshimaru]

@vdeferens lol are you 50? i f you dont like it dont watch it

[vdeferens]

ummm...logic dictates I can't decide if I like it or not until I watch it. Unless you like people passing judgement on things they haven't actually seen/heard/read. lol are you American?

[higoshimaru]

ok good point and no lol i am not american. Im a peaceful, hockey watching, gun dispising Canadian,EH?

[richamerican]

lol i are not a amerikan hurp durp

[marluxia294]

ouch

[Traveler2112]

nice lol

[capsulepictures]

"mmm, butterscotch" *slice* lolz

[holyman102]

"Mmmmm, Butterscotch."

*CHOP*

[Jakegothicsnake]

He makes me think of Jack Black.

[GamerFreakFilms]

THIS IS THE DUDE from fat guy stuck in internet isn't IT?

[rissebasketssoest]

sry if the question is stupid but at

2:33 does he say hör auf???? sry for my bad english i just wanna know

[Wee2Yang]

I think he just say "stop..."

[5oren]

no he says "stop, ow" but it kinda sounds like what you said

[nurutoseks]

i love the Hellsing poster in the background on the door at the girl scene

[mij686]

this dudes like kung fu panda..som1 give him the dwagon scroll

[LinkaleeLewis]

ZOMG at 1:27 I literally said "Holy SHIT!" aloud. XDXD

[akroyd]

OMG LITERALLY???!?!??!?!!

[IwshIcldstrtover]

The fat one is a disgrace to security guards. Your hair is too long, and you'd never be hired!

[shredderman22]

0:08 classic face

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[cottonceena]

Chris Ford has excellent acting skills. We need more of these great videos.

[vdeferens]

Yeah he's gonna make it. For real.

[smakabitch]

that first dude was fast!!

[durrant09]

wat a pile of shit

[Scapscrapingbmx]

2:15 bruce lee is in the backround....

[JEBUSCHRISTGambit]

MAKE HAST BRO!!!

[Vleesball]

nice acting.. first time on youtube that i actualy see some decent acting.

tbh this was better then seth rogan his new movie.

[Richardoma]

lol the guard is from "fat guy stuck in internet"

[kayyfunk]

thats y i dont want kids

[NectricX]

that girls a bitch? shes actin, fking tards go do somethin else cuz its sad how u insult young girls, fkin bitches

[rush846846]

you got pwned!

[limpdaddy43]

fuckin dumn bitch ill fuck her sbit up little ass girl

[swanda123]

I kno the little girl yo

[sk8guy702]

that girls a bitch

[azzianazzian]

2:33 that is such a doll lol but the girl is tough tho

[chipmonk777]

0:58 lol

[agreeableviews816]

i was gonna put the same comment!

lol

dance little man, dance

[kachinababe]

That little girl kicks ass!!!

[skulleton]

this dude has a tv show, it's called `Fat Guy Stuck in Internet`, its funny as hell

[Imperius41]

hahaha nice.

[TheMarabouStork]

haha 2:58 is the best part

[semiphez]

heh...they're butterscotch.... CHOP

LMFAO

[AYust22]

HOLY SHIT I didnt see that was coming =D nice decapitation XD

[MrKneeDeep]

mmm butterscotch

[PizzaCatGuido]

The poor cop...got his ass kicked, Bruce Lee style...

[yorgan007]

he's not a cop. he's a security guard.

[PizzaCatGuido]

Which also acts as a cop in a way.

[himemasen]

wth?

[2rosepeddles]

i heard you hired that girl awesome

[8895]

good shit

[Arkenarge]

that girls a faggot

[Kbrlite]

wtf man

[yorgan007]

agree

[yorgan007]

agree 4ever

[SBernardoni1991]

I chopped her head off the other day

[SpiffySkills]

lol girls cant be fags ony guys can girls are know as lesbians DUH

[yorgan007]

you don't know what i'm sayin playa, do you?

[FarangBalls]

@cottonceena I am pretty sure he meant that her character is a faggot. So chill out and stop being a faggot dude.

[FarangBalls]

@cottonceena Wow. You need to take your Ridlin so you can stop being a total fag. maybe listen to some Lady gaga or something.

[ratm52]

he looks like a tall andy milinokis

[MegaCactuar]

Lol the girl  killed him ^^

[Arcane1Soldier]

" Hey, you cant bring that drink in here you stupid moron" LOL AWESOME>

[zircle1]

imagine having a security job in a martial arts store lmao..very funny vid

[Animacionesalpedo]

aahahahahhahha pwned by the lil girl xD

[stillwater400]

1:27 lolololololol!!!!!

[ProdigyOfWarfare]

2:19 is hilarious. His expression cracked me up...

[Wilyes]

Ahaha his voice when the guy with the stick is hitting around his feet.

[Tigliwigli]

waverly films, will you marry me?

[AdamantPatriot64]

Lol There butterscotch. That was HxC.

[cottonceena]

One of the best videos on You Tube!!! How about a sequel?

[rockandrollprincess7]

holy wit she cut his head off........cool

[brandonmendez176]

haha get bladed

[iAmTotallyRand0m]

omg i died when he was thrown under the car lmao

[TuiL0uMuli]

Lesson number 1. for security guards. Don't get a site at a mix martial art weapon store. Lesson number 2. Don't be a jack ass. Most important is lesson number 3. Get a real JOB!!!!

[randomstuff2009]

THIS VIDEO IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!

[christhegreek7]

fucking funny!

[gatoraidsU]

hey is that the dude from fat guy stick in the internet?

[dangeroftime]

HAHA stick in the internet.

[gatoraidsU]

you cant bring that in here you stupid moron

[HOMESLICER87]

hahaha "hey idiot"

[leilatiw]

Between 0:57 and 0:59 too funny hhhh

[knomperino]

1:26

[knomperino]

0:25

[SUPERlegofreak]

AWESOME!!!!!!

[cottonceena]

Chris Ford is an awesome actor! This is one of the best films on You Tube. Dane and Duncan did a supurb job!

[swimchickky]

funnny

nice job

[JimmiPovlsen]

So funny ! :D

[Maruschek]

omg loool

[SillySillyBellBell]

Silly.

[BoboBerlinsky]

Chris....make more "Barton the rent a cop" vids. Make a mini series. Freekin' Great Stuff!!!

[cottonceena]

Excellent!! Hilarious! Very well written and effects! Please make more of these. Thanx.

[tubez4321]

These guys are trying to trick everyone. That white car that ran over the "guy" - was the SAME car used in the Road Trip clip. Nice try!!!

[kobraownzz]

thanks idiot... its for humor... their not really going to throw someone in front of a car just to get views on youtube... Nice try!!!

[tubez4321]

Hi, "idiot". It's called being "sarcastic", moron.

[uploadingB]

lol pause at 2:58

[SGTWASSER]

Really great bruise makeup.

[mrdamiand94]

how did you do that thing at the end

[SGTWASSER]

Sharp sword and a victim.

[Twak22]

ahahaha i spit pepsi everywhere when he got hit by the car ahaha

[thewowhead]

that shit is TOO funny

[Tman376]

LOL you bastards. I was drinking gatorade and my nose was stuffed up when he got thrown into the car. NOW THERES GATORADE EVERYWHERE

[djAmiracle]

NOW THERES GATORS EVERYWHERE

[mariopower5]

this is funny as hell. 0:57 lol

[lisax852]

hahaha, best part

[jaberding]

1:25 lololollolololololollolol

[pegaysus1]

lol so funny!! he got his ass kicked hahahaha!

[marispro]

this is sooooooooooooooooooo funnnny!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDDDDDDDDD

[linkinpark13413]

awesome, that was so funny!!!

[Parkyman1]

whats with the samuri sword lol

[jorpercas]

jajajajajaj que bo XD XD

[chandude3]

fail

[willmays3]

lol funny

[Thedanlols]

I PUT A TEX ON A VIDJO

[hulkboy96]

lol 2:49 to 3:00

[cordy19]

lmao

[SteilAmSeil]

lol didn't count with that ^^

[mybuthole56]

0:44 is totally jack black faces and sounds

[SuperpickleVideos]

Yeah, I saw that too.

[teoulas93]

fucking lol

[fakeasmile93]

OH MY!! Nice ending..

[AustrianFilmGeek]

WOW. That was amazing. Way funnier than Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

[AdriIcE]

great!

[Callmemagic98]

O.O butterscotch