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  • ain't nobody out there settin out no bowls of milk or nothin!!! LMAO soooo true!!!!

    code: DON'T HAVE YO ASS OUT HERE AT NIGHT BY YO DAMN SELF!!!

  • @5:34 am sure some people were even wondering "they have TVs in Africa?"... ^_^

  • @merikareimhotep Very few i hope! Don't think Africa is just filled with poverty, they have roads, cities, large mansions, nightclubs, everything they have in any city! (I'm British born though my parents are Ugandan). It's just that they show the poverty on TV so much that people think that's all there is, for example, when people think of London they think of 'Central London' & posh 'uppity' people, but there is so much more to London than whats shown on TV, same with Africa

  • i hope that aint true

  • i have never laughed so hard as i did when i watched this...he's good!

  • 5:55.....Oh man i couldnt stop laughing. lol :)

  • i'm nigerian its funny, but Africans could care less about celebrities. funny though.

    typical Africa being one country.

    I hear a European pastor say" I went to London then to Japan and then Africa."

    Like really did u go to downtown Africa or the city center

  • @childofconvenant You should be careful saying 'Africans could care less', its really more your opinion and perhaps people you've been around but you really shouldn't speak for an entire continent because people here (from other continents e.g. Americans) will think you are Africas representative and think what you are saying is a fact... (I'm British born but my parents are Ugandan)... i'm only saying it because i know some people read things and take stuff literally

  • @diamond3187 no problem my sista? But um did u understand what i was saying? i was talking about our reverence of celebrities like the way he portrayed it here, like the way Westerners reverence and practically worship their celebs. that's what i was talking about, u know we don't go crazy over celebs like they do, but what's ur opinion on it?and i'll remove the comment.

  • @childofconvenant I see what you're saying now! I think you're right actually, don't remove the comment! ")

  • yo ass die

  • PLEASE ENJOY UR STAY AT THE ZIMBOLI LODGE!

  • He looked at it. Then he died! Hahahahaaaaas

  • This make my cell hapy n help me fight cancer..hahahaha

  • yo he make more money do this than wateva u doin. u watchin him so dont get mad.

  • that is a mosquito, Lmfao

  • They're bug big as a bird!HAHAHAHAHA

  • Man got me cryin lmaooooo lolz

  • KAPTAIN200 WHY YOU THEN DONT WATCH IT THEN

  • Steve is an asshole full of shit. That's not funny to me at all, I grew up in Africa and never experienced any of that shit he talks about. He should be ashamed of himself or make it clear to everyone that it was all a fake. I used to like him but not anymore. Dumb Thing.

  • @Kaptain200 sweetheart .. this is called comedy .. of course most of this isn't real . and he knows that .. we all knows that .. and it is funny:D even a local crackhead knows that this isn't real .. i have an African friend & she watches this with me, and i try to skip over stuff like that she says " no, don't skip over that for me, it's funny, of course it isn't real anyways " just lighten up a bit honey ..

  • @Kaptain200 U Idiot ROFL LOL u make me laugh so hard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­A............ IDIOT

  • 5:50 is where it gets reaaalllly funny.!!!!!! lmbo :D

  • These are JOKES not damn documentary. Quit getting caught up trying to find something to be upset about and just laugh.

  • if somebody bein africa he or she no itis not true

  • HAjgGjhIHihIUHubJBjhbJHBjb....­... Steve Harvey!

  • @ratala12 i know i'm a South African luv. you don't have to tell me that

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  • @MsMemphis22 you people think you better then us, guess what you not

  • @zzomgitsme he need to get his fact straight

  • @ritala12 Americans don't speak english luv

  • @371z683t4 sweetie i know i'm a South African

  • "I'm Wild".....lmao!

  • punk ass dog

  • Aahhhhh!!!!

  • Say bwano, on that bus stop across the street what is that big thang on the bus stop?

    -he said

    "It is a mosquito"

    Wow lol

  • when they bite you you die

    

  • lmao he said "imma stump that damn dog, knock hiss ass out" xDD

  • he's going over board with that mosquito story, but it's funny tho . . .

  • I know that itz a JOKE,but the fact remains,even it is just a joke,most people here or his audience still create a picture in the back of their minds what Africa is based on this,even if it is not intentional,but as you say,itz all in the name of Comedy.I like him too,I´m a fan but anybody standing in front of a public has a certain responsibilty,n this is just my opinion,so you don´t have to reply to it

  • @muzikimaisha I know you said we dont have to reply but I felt compelled to tell you that i respect your opinion. what you say is very true and i like that you're sensitive to those things there is no shame in that it shows your a good person with an open mind.

  • @muzikimaisha

    so since you're such a professional comedian, what do recommend he SHOULD have joked about?? smh

  • "THEY GOT INSECTS OVER THERE THAT IF THEY BITE U YO ASS DIE" LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH STEVE HARVEY MY BOI

  • #Funny 2 me

  • When he talks about getting to the airport at Johannesburg,the Africans who he meet him n start singing n jumpin n stuff are actually not South Africans,it´s a Maasai dance mostly performed by Plain Nilotes living in the East of Africa. Again just Ignorance....n why do most people think Africa is a small round bushy place with wild life all over?This reminds when my classmates n professors give some dumb negative examples using Africa.

  • I like Steve n I know this is comedy but all it screams is Ignorance,Ignorance of Africa,1st of all the people in Africa speak many different languages n they don´t have the same accent,it is like me trying to that say all Europeans have the same accent ,secondly he calls the African guy "Bwana" which is Swahili spoken in the East n Central of Africa n not South Africa. But then again it´s just comedy,but a guy like him should use the opportunity to put across the right info

  • I BEEN WANTED TO GO TO AFRICA... THIS SHIT GIVE ME SECOND THOUGHTS

  • I am African but this accent is lol ....

  • fuck dem small-ass dawgs !

  • my stomach was so tight when he was talkn bout da lil african n his ass. kml

  • Every country in Africa is different. Some speak the same English as spoken in the UK

    others speak fluent french

    And others speak the language of their home

  • @bkzbabygurl4life others speak more than one or all of these

  • @bkzbabygurl4life and spanish and portugese

  • what do u reckon akon would have done if he was at this show?

  • @damidamon considering Akon is Senegalese and they were in South Africa, I'm gonna say "not that much." You do realize Africa isn't a country...that it has 50+ countries located within it??

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  • Hai wena Steve I`m South African and you are funny as hell. there is no Malaria in Durban but Malaria areas is in the Kruger National Park. <3 you Steve

  • Steve: woof i dont want to here this for 17 hours sittin up here flyin with this punk ass dog woof and all this barkin and stuff right here..... imma snap his neck in the middle of the night imma get up go to the bathroom stomp the bag knock his ass out

  • I love the Steve Harvey chant lol

  • zimbali is zulu 4 flowers...n dats in south africa n da accent part shit it aint true!!!

    but dats sum funny shit ryt de lol

  • Why is he lying about Africans so uncool

  • @MsMamello

    This is that same Steve Harvey who once said that Abraham Lincoln owned slaves when he appeared on Politically Incorrect(Tv show) LOL.

    So Steve isn't too knowledgeable on some of the topics he speaks on.

  • @masindification - im pretty sure africans don't speak better english then americans. try again next time.

  • @ritala12

    Maybe not, but there are some americans born and raised here that can't speak it properly and that's a bloody shame. You just can't generalize.

  • @masindification its a joke every race get talkd about

  • making my ass open up.lol

  • Fave comedian, no doubt(:

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  • @masindiification it's a joke. dont take everything that steve harvey says seriously.

  • @masindiification Africans speak English like English people like people from Britain and things like that... its just different type in a sense.....

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  • "i figure the gift shopcant do to much damage in there probably go buy a couple of elephants and stuff " lmaoooo

  • im African too, n Africa is a CONTINENT!! he should have said which COUNTRY in Africa he went to. it sounds like he's talking about South Africa tho.

  • @sugacy He said they were in Durban which will be South Africa.

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  • the ghetto wedding is "dat shit"

    

  • my fav was army party

  • I'm allergic to mosquitoes. No damn way am I going to Africa. Thank you, Steve Harvey, for saving my life.

  • @Bremen25  lol

  • this is a load of nonsense. and you got a black man pushing the stereotype too. then you wonder why blacks are still mentally colonized.

  • EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW BABY OIL ON THE WALLS! YOU NASTY SOB! LOL

  • 2:40 fav part

  • Steve you're a trip. I'm from Africa--there are 54 countries dawg. You're exaggerating. And AFRICA is not A FRICKING COUNTRY OMG. You're hella funny. I like you but damn please get it right homes.

  • HE LOOKED AT IT! HE COULD LOOK AT IT!!! he must have not taken his necessary shots. LMAO!!!! Its is a mosquito!!! LMAO!!@ Steve screaming!!

  • LMAO omg im n tears

  • He Look Like Mr. Potato Head.

    =D

  • come on Steve you are painting the wrong picture about Africa.....i was born there and grew about there as well ad later came overseas....what i have found out is that the the Amercians are the most unknowledgeable pple i have never meet.....for some reason you still think we are so primitive.....come over to Zimbabwe and we will show just how wrong you are.....

  • @nickjoister

    Yo, Its Just A Joke

    Chill The Fuck Out

  • it felt like a pepperment patty was in my ass haha!!!

  • "they got insects when yo ass get bit you die"

    :"he must didnt take the necassary shotS"

    LMAO

  • "So I tried to push the little ones head up ma ass to even it out....ya ahh ahh das betta das betta cbfkzfbgvkfbgvj steve harvey" LOL

  • I was very uncomfrotable..ROFL CRIED LAUGHING

  • it is a miskeeto

  • africa and the war parts are the best parts

  • Pepperment Patty up my ASS!

  • @October124eva the mosquito is hilaroius!

  • is he talking bout ma home city durban s.a???? dude dis guy dznt even care what city it is, africa is all the same to him. now that i think about it, he could have chosen any city in africa really, still wouldna changed anithing

  • @steelborn234

    thats the norm tho bro... the western worlds calls anywhere in Africa..Africa like its damn country.

    Im getting used to it..and frankly, being one country might the best solution for us as bad as it sounds.

  • @FlappyDogman Man. You come straight out of a comic strip.

  • I don't want too hear this for seventeen hour's,lol!!!!

  • looool, im africana nd i LOVED this part

    toooo joookes <3

  • He uses the same tone of voice Pryor used when he was speaking about Africa.

  • LOOOOOLLLL

    OOOH MY GOOOOD AFRIKAAAAAAAAH!! :-)

    I'm cryin!

  • i usually like steve but dont like hm dissin africa. typical american thinking all africans speak the same. jack ass

  • @Tich2105

    True, but he did pay his respect to Africa before giving this part. It's just comedy. I'm black and found it funny.

  • i usually like steve but dont like hm dissin africa. typical american thinking all africans speak the same. jack ass

  • LMAO This part is my favorite. Freaking funnnnnnny.

  • hey buwana what's that on the side of the bus.... it is a mosquito hahahahaha

  • so i shoved the little dude head under my ass to even it out . lmfaoo ! pricless !

  • A knot came up on the back of his neck, He was able to look at it, he looked at it! And then he died :'D. The African said " he must have not taken the necesary shots" XD

  • Steve Talkin bout the man with the knot

  • Steve Harvey is the best xD

  • If you do not mind me asking what does xD mean?

  • @JJoh4040 its a laughing face

  • Dat is a mosquito

  • i am dying,,,so funny

  • i love me some steve harvey! lol! he go hard!

  • allalalaallaaaa STEVE HARVEY alalaaalaaa STEVE HARVERY!!!!! ALAAAAA STEVE HARVEY lol

  • IT IS A MOSQUITO! LMAO

  • Please take all your necessary shots to enjoy your stay here in our wonderful country of Africa.....very funny, but true!

  • My FVOURITE PART OF HIS STAND UP

  • this is 1 of ma fav part 2 but my fav part is when he was talking about his niece just all parts of that segment was 2 funny

  • Where did u last see your dog????rofl

  • If you don't mind me asking what does rofl mean?

  • roling on the floor lauging

  • my part

  • this is funny

  • "He must not have taken the necessary shots." Lmao, his African accent is funny.

  • This is the funniest one!!! wahahahaha!

  • right i just say ot last noght on bet i was wildin bout them monkeys

  • Who cares if he really went to Africa? He's funny as shit.

  • DUH YALL...SHOW MATERIAL!

  • All was just b/s joke, he did not even have the name of the country he went to

  • Dumbass. He said Durban and Johannesburg. Both of which are in South Africa.

  • yeah but it still part of the African continent ain't it? dumbass

  • Clearly Steve has never been to Africa. Durban is not a Malaria area. But this is sum funny shit!

    I was laffin at the accent, how could he read an accent from a letter? LOL

  • lOve this

  • dis shyt had me crying lol i was in da bed wit dis chick i was fuckin laughin at steve talk bout swollen up den dying lmao shawty was mad as hell

  • Was you typing with a fist!?!? What the hell.

  • That is a misquito

    nah nah dawg

    That thing on the side of the bus stop

  • damn this steve harvey i got n damn he aint lost a step n his acts he still da king next to bernie mac R.I.P

  • I didn't knwo his name I just kept calling him Buwana!

  • steve harvey and his crazy crazy self haha.....take da necessary precautions lol in africa.....when they bite u yo ass die hahahaha

  • this shit is sooo damn funny  that i cry...too much laugh

  • haha , he is the MAN ! hahaa .

  • LMAO....STEVE IS NUTS THIS IS FUNNY

  • sdjfasdkjhfasdfsldfsakdjfhsakj­fhsteveharvey asgfsadjfhlajkfhlskjfsteve harvey LOL

  • Please enjoy your stay!!!!

  • he looked at it then he dies... he must not have taken the necessary shots

  • yup thats what he said

  • they got insects ova dere dat wen dey bite u ur azz die! lmao

  • Why did the clap when he first talked about his nephew Tommy? Is he famous?

  • his nephew tommy is on steve harveys morning radio show.

  • ARFICAN CHANTS LOL

  • lol i saw dis on bet...this my fav part plus the ghetto wedding.

  • Shidd, Thats What EVERYBODY Saying On Here, aha.. Damn..I Thought The Whole World Seen This Come Out Last Year.

  • nah i only saw dis on bet then i looked it up. Man Steve Harvey is Hilarious

  • @imgucciyadigg I saw this on BET, too! It was like six in the morning and I was in the ER. I'd dropped a knife on my foot, but he still made me laugh!

  • @imgucciyadigg hell yea dis da part i been waitn 4..lol

  • ROTFL!!! i LOVE this :) :)

  • lmfao

    the african chants

  • and the "Steve Harvey" at the end put the icing on the cake. lmfao!

  • the mic stand made it funnier

  • He is Stupid Funny!!!!!

  • LOL Jungle love baby oil all on the walls.

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