Louis CK Walmart

[joemoe23]

Wal mart is awesome. I always think it's funny when people want to diss on it to be edgy yet everyone tends to shop there. And don't give me that "mom and pop" nonsense. Wal Mart is what I like to call an "inevitable necessary". It saves space, it's convenient and charges low prices. There is no reason to have 20 businesses down a block when you can have a wal mart which contains all 20 businesses. Sure, it's not perfect, but the net gain is worth it. At this point in time anyways.

[willcitoman97]

we are all IN walmart

[formusicplaylist1]

i was looking for a present for mothers day and after an around an hour in the store... i saw a toilet plunger... so i bought her light bulbs, a bottle of peroxide and a watermelon. truth she laughed her ass off and it was great success.

[guitar0wnz]

lol y so mad

[Nibiru3600X]

don't put yourself down...it's not bad! =)

better than the ZERO vid's that i've made. LOL

and Louis is so funny, that you could've doodled a

freakin' stick figure-not even moving-and that would be enough! xD

[shuckslbj]

Great visuals dude, fuck the haters.

[dr1345]

what's with the douchey visual aids? what are you a little kid who can't help it to shove his ugly shitty drawings to everyone's face?

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@dr1345 Fuck off douchebag.

[dr1345]

@mustbeburtreynolds i will fuck off all over your faggot face you little shit stain

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@dr1345 Oh shit, I'm real scared buddy. You gonna kick my ass over the internet? Fucking angry, moronic fool.

[dr1345]

@mustbeburtreynolds Yeah, you fucking piece of shit faggot. I will kick in your stupid dumb imbecile douche face. Fuck your whore of the mother, and shit in your queer father's mouth. How you like them apples you AIDS infested cunt?

[JustinHEMI05]

@dr1345 Off your meds?

[JustinHEMI05]

@dr1345 The worse part is that your profile says your 30. Makes it even more sad.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@dr1345 See, the sad thing is that inbred fucktard cretins like you watch something like Louis CK and thing swearing a lot makes you automatically funny. You're everything that's wrong with humanity.

And my dad's dead, by the way, so there's that.

[dr1345]

@mustbeburtreynolds Hey, douchebag, no one told you to butt in, cocksucker. So sit your stupid ass down and shut the fuck up. Swearing is fine. All comedians do that. But it's not funny when imbeciles like you do that. The only thing wrong with humanity is that your idiot father fucked your whore mother. Should have just shot a load in her ugly face as usual.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@dr1345 lololol why so mad?

[Valonytube]

Cool video lol

[gohabs1119]

honestly.. how can u dislike this.

[BryanLeichter]

I'd like a rifle, some cheese balls, and a bookshelf.

[Pryneipoo]

your drawing of Louie is the best part :)

[obisPOV]

and a bible, lmao.

[clearfather]

wtf is this stupid shitty video? You ruined a good skit. Fuck you.

[xXRubella666Xx]

@clearfather Actually, most people enjoyed it.

[LD50w]

Ah, I loved the video! Funny as hell! Louie is hilarious

[nicolle833]

love it! I just found him by accident. I have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so much! :)

[EddieKuntz94]

Suck a bag of dicks

[DeadBodyDysposal]

KY Jelly and a cucumber.

[msmojo1117]

I like it (:



[kennethlundgren]

lol. Louis CK is the best ever. And this video is pretty funny, too -- good job!!!! You guys ever hear that Louis CK rant on Bill Gates and Shit Ass Pet Fuckers? Perhaps THE funniest thing I've ever heard... KL

[ForceRecon198]

Hello cashier, I need a garden hose, a box of condoms, and I need you to put some M&M's on layaway for me.

[HolyCity2012]

Rope, duct tape, hacksaw, plastic drop cloth and a shovel.

[einbischen]

Nah Walmart isn't that big and sure isn't as cheap as 10 cents... The food section is the same as any other market.

[Sasarrus]

@einbischen its a joke.

[daltonj2317]

@einbischen

This fucking guy.

[sassy808]

I need tampons, vaseline and a tv guide. Come on, hurry up.

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

The best combination is to go into a store with a basket and just fill it with cheap beer and tequila and whiskey, then go to the checkout. Just before you get there grab a box of diapers. When the clerk gives you the cost, act like you don't have enough and put the diapers back. The expressions are hilarious.

[viksoosik1]

"I need a jar of mayonnaise, a stop watch & a bible." hahahaha

[777graceegrl]

HAHAHA!!!

[knifeforkandaspoon]

Dude, good job on the Louis drawings!

[penisfuckeye]

I bet they wouldn't sell me 50 bibles and some lighter fluid. But I bet they sell Korans prepackaged with lighter fluid.

[penisfuckeye]

Hi I need a jar of mayonnaise, a stop watch and a bible.

[thegressel]

I Shop Across The Street From Walmart, Not Have To Deal With A Crowd, And Spend Maybe 5 Dollars More On My 100 Dollars Worth Of Merchandise. If You Think The Whopping Savings Will Last Once The Competition Is Eliminated, You Are Living A Fool's Paradise.

[SidMute]

@thegressel They already have lasted in many areas. Did you think this up 50 years ago?

[thegame2011able]

Fucking Wallmart sells coffins.

[penisfuckeye]

@thegame2011able no fucking way

[thegame2011able]

@penisfuckeye Yes way .Only online cant get it at the store.

[freedomflashing]

clutch with the giant thing image

[WKaliberr]

Down with Walmart!!

[overthehill91]

that's the nicest fuckin picture of walmart ive ever seen

[kelownadude]

anyone who shops at walmart doesnt believe in fair business. walmart is the most heinous corrupt local business killing piece of shit. i never will go in that shitty store. FUCK WALMART shop locally owned businesses. shopping at walmart supports what you moron americans call terrorism.

[TheSpidy1995]

@kelownadude WELL... i'll stop shopping there as soon as i make enough money to not care about saving money... You close minded fuck

[garyabernethy2]

18 people are depressed because Walmart closed whatever store they owned

[pedo8phil]

I appreciate any post about louis ck, but tipping off the punch lines in the animation is kind of shitty.

[8mangusti]

Haha, the picture of the "giant thing" is from the Helsinki-Vantaa Airport in Finland.. Not for sale I think ;)

[enrikedude]

WAIT WAIT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PIC IS THAT,WHAT WAS THAT BLACK FRIDAY? WHY IS THERE A FUCKING LINE TO GET TO WAL MART? WHAT WAS THAT?

[Tubulartubeviewer]

I Love Louis C.K. He's halarious!!!

[Albeleo]

"I need some road flares and a pair of pink panties." Holy shit...I nearly died laughing from that. I gotta try that.

[deepknotch]

wallmart=cancer

[HarryTBragg]

i love the video lol great touch to the material

[lastunusedname]

Once at wal-mart, I bought a bag of Jolly Ranchers, some lubricating jelly and a giant jar of whole pickles together. I could see suspicion in the cashier's eye as she scanned it, like she was just positive I was going to go out to a windowless van, put on a Raffi CD and ask my reflection if it would fuck me.

By the way, I bought them all for legitimate reasons. To eat, to lubricate something and to eat. It was just unfortunate to have wanted those things at the same time.

[marshmellow1985]

the picture at the end is fuckin hilarious

[hipcanuck]

Yeah not a bad video actually. Nicely timed and I like the picture of the 'giant' thing.

[masskonfuzion]

i thought the video was pretty good.. i liked the evil walmart face

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

Hey everyone, check out Louis CK's new show Louie on FX (Tuesday at 11pm) its an awesome show!

[cstubing]

@IntoTheMindOfJohn 11 PM Eastern, you awesome possum. ;-)

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

@cstubing Haha yeah. Thanks :)

[veronicachic]

haha its so funny cuz me and my mom always joke about that

about the crazy combination of items u can buy there

:')

[Poisonfrogg]

animations suck btw

[SmokingOneTwo]

this video is pretty good

[pach150]

I need some astroglide, scented candles and a watermelon

[Linkfanoftheyear]

He stole the Cassino comparison from jerry sienfeld (watch "im telling you for the last time")

[libertarianjury]

I actually have a serious argument for why WM sucks. If you investigate CAFR-1 (The government's "comprehensive annual financial report") you will find that your county, state, and federal governments are all big investors in WM. Moreover, WM is a corporation pretending to be a "private entity". As such, they support the central bank system that prints unlimited money to pay for any socialist "program" of the government. ...So why doesn't WM allow free speech on their tax-financed property?

[mayganey]

THIS video introduced me to Louis CK about one year ago. Thank you and thanks youtube for recommendations.

[ballsacman]

i agree with this nigga below me. LOUIS IS THE FUCKING MAN. funniest shit i've ever heard in my life comes from this man's mouth. Someone please give him a medal

[s0undtribe]

louis ck is the man, if you want to hear amazing off the cuff louis ck stuff i do recommend doing a youtube search of "Louis CK explains" and listen to them all... gold!

BTW Live in Houston is one of CK's best comedy appearances, so underrated.

[swagger93]

ugh no

[BigOlBagOfWhatsNew]

what's up with the picture at the end?

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

supposed to be the dude working at walmarts reaction to his requests......idk lol

[rhyslings]

@BigOlBagOfWhatsNew I Thought it was a guy with a glass eye.

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

@rhyslings haha that works too :P

[LocoRico89]

@rhyslings Was thinking it was the guy with a glass eye but lacking the blonde wig

[TimTehPilot]

which of his shows is this from

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

I'm not exactly sure but I'd guess "Live in Houston" cause thats the only one i didn't hear the whole thing

[LynnDiii]

LOL

[MalcTay11]

Cool! I love what you did with this video.

[hww0103]

walmart now sells coffins

[Timcookie321]

lawl

[jmd93743]

ya i saw that online and i thought it was a joke XD its ridiculous

[GordonMorrice]

@hww0103 FEMA coffins?

[ComradeCrusty]

@hww0103 One stop shop from birth to death, and if you pick up a Bible you can even cover the after-life! Woohoo Wal-mart. Now accepting applications, turn in your soul at the front door.

[gohabs1119]

@hww0103 lmao i actually looked into it and its true. the fucked up part is that a customer can review the coffin online on the walmart site. "yea i mean the dead guy looked great in it, im sure he was really comfortable!"

[Nibiru3600X]

@gohabs1119

i had to do the same when i first heard this bit a while ago.

Friggin' insane, isn't it?! Such a weird thing...LoL

[kimsjellys]

louis ck is awesome..it could be set to holocaust pictures and you know you'd still giggle..

wonderful drarwrings..

[on3sh0t1kil]

Louis Ck is god. His newest shit is going to be amazing. I saw his first show of his new material in Sacramento, ... now that it's polished, ... watch out. It's going to be fantastic.

[loltheworld]

nice drawings dude

[velveteye74]

Sorry, djassimilator. I misread your comment. Now, you will forgive me. ;)

[djassimilator]

He does'nt know how not to be funny

[velveteye74]

You cannot be talking about Louis CK! He is HILARIOUS!! So I can only assume you are talking about this cute video. Granted, this maybe not as funny a Mr. CK, but it is cute.

[HxCDOOM]

Louis CK is a fucking genius.

[urdum2]

oh...everyones just pissed ...cause they didnt do it first...just like everything else

[Stjimmyrulesx]

i like target

[gumbifraazuber]

that's just a slightly less evil company.

[valiumjean]

can't stop laughing...thanks for putting this up

[oeufgwoieu]

i like

[theclarkhome]

This is actually a really good vid, particularly if it's your first attempt - well done, IntoTheMindOfJohn.

[swaGa1nRz]

lmfao 1:29

[roxaSora11]

yes, cause that was the funny part...

[swaGa1nRz]

what?

[SturgisMcLaren]

Great video! Haha.

[Dame1999]

your MS Paint Louis actually looked like him

[racl101]

Walmart is crazy but not as crazy as Costco.

[austin6229]

tons of people there man lol

[prooc]

Costco is better than Costco.

[racl101]

eh?

[prooc]

than walmart

[TheGzeus]

A giant thing.

[pleximold]

Cool video

[eyehategumbo]

Seinfeld had a similar bit about supermarkets being like casino's

Louis CK is the man, though

he is hilarious

[sophisticated270]

hehe nice job on the video :) loved it!

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

Oh yeah! I didn't even realize that. Thats cool

:)

[gottcha33]

thanks for the video!

[cauthoncrazy]

He reminds me of a U.S. Eddie Izzard. :) Very funny.

[gxxgabriel3]

dont beat yourself up its not bad.

what makes it really good though is the fact that this is the first time i've heard this clip of his!

lol! he never fails to make me laugh! Good stuff!

[IntoTheMindOfJohn]

Hey thanks!

Yeah, Louis CKs great! lol