Red State Update: Candidates Talk To Veterans

[acdctnt73]

Ted for president !!

[numberonerate]

lmao

[shaguar51]

These guys are indeed unique.

[gagnorhawkk]

Crippled and crazy...Forrest Gump, lol....But in all seriousness, nice review. 5 stars

[theonlyemoslayer]

vote jackie boyles 08

[PiratePuppetMelba]

Ron Paul tells folks point blank what's going on in our nation. Look him up and have a listen. :)

[1XMarksSpot]

@PiratePuppetMelba True that.

[jay39211]

I agree with JetMech. You guys are usually hilarious. This one, though, was a bit on the tasteless side. I don't care what you think about the war, but don't mock our troops.

[JetMech72]

I love your show....I've been bored and watching all of your episodes (with my good friend "Jim Beam"), however, this one is a little annoying (probably intended), but I just want to know that you aren't just mocking the troops in spite of them, but in a weird-reverse-southern way of supporting them.

Peace,

Former Navy Airdale (OEF/OIF veteran)

[GeneliaBeyondBW]

I'm pretty sure they were supporting the troops in a reverse-reverse (and thus supportive) way. Yay Redstate! Yay troops! Seriously.

[jwazzz]

Fred Thompson don't eat grapes, he eats sausage.....hilarious.

[cmitchz]

Fred Thompson is the real conservative choice for 2008! On Thanksgiving Eve, November 21, 2007, let't thank him and give him the boost he needs to become President!

fredsgivingday com

[idiot450]

Love me some Del Monte Green Beans

[J12345cat]

LOL, I LIKE THE NEW CAN

[DemocratsRTrash]

no your best

[dhimes3]

Hey Dunlap and Jackie ...looks like you got a new sponser.....Del Monte...way to go!!!!...gives you credibility!!

[gab1234]

If you think it over, it's not easy to be a Republican. They have to lie everytime, they have to shot in their best friend face "by accident, sure" and they have to make saud terrorists arab friends!

[jake65453]

gab1234, it is back to grade school for you my not very articulate friend.

[sinkambala]

lol

[mpost81]

Fred Thomspon don`t eat grapes. rofl

[mikemyrtlbch5]

these guys are a hoot! who cares if they are making fun of us rednecks and conservatives...they have good jokes.

[jazluvr99]

They are hilarious - check out the "man on the street" one where they interview people at the supermarket ... I'm tired of fighting with the liberals on here; I'm not changing their minds, and they certainly won't change mine, so relax, enjoy, and have a good laugh!

[listerstorm239]

What's my favorite bird? That'd have to be the JackieBird!!

[hahayouarefunny]

Not me! Alex the Bird is my favorite!

[ApplePieSoda]

Del Monte canned goods, yum.

[RoninDave]

Why don't we finish up the other 17 wars we got going on first? LOL! Classic!

[tbonevoodoo]

Fred Thompson has got my around 1000 votes and full support here in North Carolina so far as I know of! All of My family and freinds will be voting for Fred Thompson.2008 is a new beginning for us all...

VOTE Fred Thompson 2008

[jazluvr99]

NewsMax says he's got the best shot to defeat Hillary - if so, he's got my vote - I like Giuliani, but he's too liberal - hope Fred's not too late to the party - "they" say he knows exactly what he's doing, timing-wise ...

[yankees12054]

screw hillary clinton. Go Barack!!!

[jazluvr99]

Of course - endless thanks for the enlightenment ...

[jazluvr99]

OK, "factsjustfacts" - you're one of those genius conspiracy theorists, right? And 9/11 was an inside job - I can only imagine where your "education" comes from - I'm well aware of all your "factual" sources. Anyone can make up anything they want, and - if it fits your warped, America-hating world view - you eat it up as truth. Oh, BTW - since you are the superior intellect, and far more educated than I - what exactly is "CFR" anyway?

[jazluvr99]

Well, at least you lump all leading Dem's AND GOP'ers together (as if they're all the same) - so who DO you like for U.S. president - oh, don't tell me; you'd love it if the next 9/11 obliterated the entire country ...

[listersc]

Jackie you don't have my Vote, Yet.

[NapaSales150]

Ron Paul is the candidate for you guys. How about supporting our soldiers by not placing them in harms way, huh? Then no-one comes home with a hole in their ass (except the one God gave em). WIN WIN!

[metax65]

Yeaaaaah, sex fdrugs and rockk, ahhh hard rock.Ufff drugs,and whiskey......yeah.rockkkk, hard rockkkkk.

[SandmanOpiate]

You guys should be on fkin Colbert.

Not enough sarcasm for Stewart.

[UPTRAIN]

Hahahaha. Crazy that I live near KC now.

[deathisaword487]

the founding fathers were moderately wealthy land owners who saw it more profitable to kick the british out so they could rule. they just added the part about the people so the people would fight for them. dont get me wrong, i love thias country but thing are gonna continue to go in this direction until this country puts human rights first instead of property rights which benifit corporations.

[jazluvr99]

Oh, yeah - boo hoo, the U.S. has such a terrible human rights record (and I'm not talking about slavery, which was 150 years ago - can we get past this yet?) Go visit some other countries, then come back here and tell me how horrible we are on human rights - this is what I'm talking about w/you pathetic liberals - you just don't get it - I'm sick of the "blame America first" crowd ...

[gojiack]

Where do you want me to visit? England? France? Norway? Australia? Canada? New Zeland? Japan?

Newsflash son... America isn't the only "free" country in the world.

[jazluvr99]

Didn't say America's the only "free" country - was a response to whoever said until we put human rights over property rights, we'll always be inferior, or some nonsense ... regarding oppressive dictatorships, try many South American, Middle Eastern, or African countries for starters ...

[jazluvr99]

Most of the countries you mention are, in fact democracies; I agree ... Bush is trying to establish one in Iraq; most of its citizens - despite the lying liberal media - do want freedom, like people everywhere - they're grateful for us ...

[deathisaword487]

why are you so narrow minded and negative.you could just say i think your wrong and this is why, and i hope you that people will hear you out more if you dont automatically attack them. by human rights i meant things like health care and induviduals, not atrocities against the american peeople. corporations have to big of a hold now and the politicians are backing them. this is what i meant.

[jazluvr99]

deathisaword487 - someone once famously said, "Capitalism is the worst system ever devised by man - except for every other system ..." I.e., it ain't perfect, but it's the best we've got, and every thing else - socialism, communism, monarchies, dictatorships - has failed miserably. Corporate corruption and greed exist - but what is the alternative? I'm sure you'd prefer socialized health care, but - despite reports to the contrary - it's far worse in countries like Canada than it is here.

[deathisaword487]

i am greatful that i live in america and yes, so far capitalism has been the best political system. history repeats itself and all great empires and civilizations so far have failed. i think that we should find an alternative to capitalism. capitaliism was the reason for 9/11. western ideology was making certain muslims feel threatened and terrorists attacked. this is why i think capitilism is doomed to fail.

[jazluvr99]

It never ends with you guys - if you were objective enough to look at your own words, you'd see your "logic" is self-contradictory and just plain nonsense. Capitalism was the reason for 9/11?!? But "so far," it's been the best system - ok, whatever. No doubt, you "progressives" will soon come up with the superior alternative (you've already had how many hundreds or thousands of years?) BTW, what's "progressive" about an ideology that's stuck in the '60's?

[jazluvr99]

You're grateful (note the CORRECT spelling) that you live in America? RIGHT. I agree that this country, this civilization may be doomed to fail - but it isn't because of capitalism. It's because - like the old "boil a frog slowly if you want to kill it" analogy - we've been going down this destructive, politically correct, liberal path for nearly 50 years now. God help us all if you-know-who gets in the White House.

[deathisaword487]

MUSLIMS DON'T WANT TO BE WESTERNIZED. CAPITILISM PROMOTES WESTERN IDEAS AND PRODUCTS. OSAMA BIN LADEN GOT PISSED OFF ABOUT THE US'S POWER, AS WELL AS CORPORATE POWER IN THE MIDDLE EAST.THEREFORE HE RETALIATED TO WHAT HE SAW AS AN ATTACK ON ISLAM AS A WHOLE.MANY MUSLIMS WANT THE US TO FUCK OFF. JAZLUVR99,I WANT YOU TO FUCK OFF.GO TO FUCKING HELL WHERE THE TERRORISTS ARE!!!

p.s. john lennon once said,"peace is here if you want it".maybe if facists like you wanted peace we would have it.

[jazluvr99]

I'm LOL at you now, punk - it's just classic - what do liberals always resort to when confronted with the truth? Get all pissy and their panties in a wad; get emotional enough, and the facts become secondary. I want you to go to McDonald's, eat a Big Mac, then go to Wal-Mart and buy some cheap, Chinese-made junk! Now, that would be hell for you, wouldn't it?

[deathisaword487]

fuck yeah id get pissed, and i am pissed at fascist conservatives that you represent. fuck off.

[jazluvr99]

I've got news for you, you pathetic loser - people EVERYWHERE want to be free - and the U.S.A. is the greatest promoter of freedom the world has ever seen - and that's why Islamist extremists (being redundant, so you'll understand - no, wait - you'll NEVER understand) - NOT "Muslims" - hate us, and want to kill us all - silly liberal morons like you included!!!

[deathisaword487]

yep jazluvr 99,heil america. like i said fuck off.our freedom is being slowly sacrificed for a military dictatorship,but iguess facists like you are fine with it.

[jazluvr99]

Just like the rest of your drivel, this comment shows your utter ignorance and stupidity. If you had even a shred of a clue as to how our system works, you'd realize that a "military dictatorship" or a dictatorship of any kind - barring a total gvmt. overthrow, which you'd obviously love - is impossible in this country. The system of checks and balances which the founders intentionally and carefully put in place makes this a fact. Now tell me to F__K off again, genius!

[jazluvr99]

You and your heroes like Lennon (and Lenin?) have yet another problem. Because you fail to acknowledge evil in the world - or if you do, it's totally misplaced (i.e., capitalism is evil, Bush is evil, etc.) - you see "peace" as an absence of conflict. There will be evil until the world ends - so there will always be conflict. Peace = confrontation and defeat of evil, not some idealistic, unrealistic concept of everyone joining hands and singing Kum-ba-yah.

[jazluvr99]

Yeah, you sound like a real "peaceful" person. You're a predictable, boiler-plate, angry liberal leftist - plain and simple.

[deathisaword487]

thank you.

[jazluvr99]

You're welcome - and as far as I'm concerned, that ends it.

[tank6603]

Mamma always said don't look at the other kids and try to do better than them, look at yourself and do the best you can.

[artistdancing]

hah hah....cute! now my four year old is squawking Jackie Broyles [sic]...Jackie Broyles...Jackie Broyles, thanks for that! wonder how long this will go on, I better play that song she likes "she don' use jelly" (she uses vaseline)

keep it up guys!

[davidrvrthompson]

THE BEST BANDAGES

[jazluvr99]

And of course, the whole message here is that all "red staters" - i.e., conservatives - are a bunch of red-necked morons ... the real idiots are all the liberals in this country (and elsewhere) who are stuck in the 60's and who fail to see how liberal politics and social policy have been dragging this country down for nearly 50 years ... people like these two (in this video) are now very much a fringe minority ...

[csason]

yes we are...They (liberals) are all following Bobby Dylan's teachings..and he has converted to Christianity and has a new accountant, and went electric.

[rolltideswaff]

how can you say that conservatives are rednecks and a fringe minority? its hard to agree with you when our current president is a conservative . even though i am a redneck im still NOT a minority.

[gipilot12]

poor american, you obviously have never been to Europe...

[jazluvr99]

First and foremost, our president - whom I love and support AND often disagree with - is NOT a conservative - a Republican, yes (and I would hesitate to label him a "RINO") but for one thing, spends money like a drunken Democrat - sorry, just can't bring myself to call him a conservative (although a stalwart in the war on terror, which should be everyone's main issue.)

[sashman02]

Compared to Osama or some of the Ayatollah's in Iran he (your president) may not be viewed as a conservative, but he is definitely one of the most Conservative leaders in the "1st World."

[gizurix]

wow, this is retarded.....

[jwazzz]

Jackie on Fred Thompson - "...he don't eat grapes, he eats sausage." Hilarious.

[oppositronic]

what's that in the foreground (...not the beer...)?

[comp7878]

Canned corn (I think), brand 'Del Monte'.

[csason]

really..whats up with The DelMonte brand ?? Should be Dixie Darlin brand.

[revjmike]

Keep this up and Jackie might get elected.

[ThuhBull]

Thanks for letting us post your video on ThuhBull website! --- RickHisself

[davidgriffen]

Best thing on YouTube, hell the whole damn net.

[viewfinderbob]

True Americans. Budweiser....Jack Daniels....and the beloved canned Del Monte Green Beans!!!

[gabrielmayhem80]

I mean shirt

[gabrielmayhem80]

The guy in the tshirt is in cocaine....

[Workinman101]

Idiot and thanks for your support... You one of them pathetic little tweekers that sit around and do nothing about it ????

[rijderunner]

ROFL! too funny

[RogCBrand]

"Same old song and dance"... "Racist!!!"

LOL!

Jackie Bird was mooning us!!!

[StarofDavid666]

hahahaha... People think I'm serious when I say candidates wasted their time talking to old crazy veterans, I'm not serious about that, but I am serious about finishing the job the Nazi's started and hey veterans are part of that problem that the final solution will amend!

So Jackie Become president so we can kill off all these hideous bowels on the Arian face of america! I mean we're already doing it in IraQ!

[wineandwomen]

You guys are fuckin' geniuses!

When the hell is Saturday Night Live gonna call you and offer you a weekly spot? You're every bit as good as the cartoons Robert Smigel puts out. And that's saying something.

[dixieken]

I saw the Blue State Update video. It was a buch of guys in leather biker gear and butless chaps talking to a bunch of darag queens about helping illegal aliens with sex change operations.

Thank God, I'm from a RED STATE!!!!!!!!

[JoeGilm]

Is there a blue state update? if there isn't there should be

[ohhhhkimbo]

You mean a pair of guys drinking wine and eating imported cheese, pretending to be liberals?

[ErnestTSpoon]

Fred Thompson eats sausage!! hawhawhaw

[DrBones666]

How much is Delmonte paying you to put there product up front like that?

[1DRock37167]

Nuther goodun!

[133tn00b]

Hahahah, that bird said that too much!

[TheDailyBackground]

Hahaha that was great. I couldn't stop laughing at how obnoxious that bird was...

[southernman68]

Im with ya on the Fred Thompson thing Jackie.

If we can't have you, Fred Thompson will do.

Hope ya like that lil jingle.

[SAMEASTHEM]

Crazy! Cracks me up. Keep em commin.

[asdffd]

It cracks me up how everytime Jackie hears the name Fred Thompson his eyes light up. LOL!

Jackie 08

[PoliticalAnalysis]

You guys need to be made partners. As soon as possible. Start a new NAPPY. And no, not the headed ho kind.

[CHA0SM00SE]

you guys ROCK

[sodie77]

Ha! your boyfriend!

[gespenst32]

Your an idiot!

[bozac44]

Jacky-bird needs to go back in the funny bucket with Satchel.

Get me a 7-up Punjab

[shelbinatorTV]

Well, if you boys'd hug and make up for what he said about ya make Tennessee look bad, Fightin' Joe Biden would be your man. You see all them new MRAPs he got the funding for? I put a video of 'em up the other day. They keep the soldiers' asses from bein' blowed off! :-)

[StarofDavid666]

Well that is a crying shame, all those candidates waisting their time talkin to old homeless people, everyone knows veterans don't vote nor shower. It would be a much better Idea to just got to random white suburbia where the votes flow like wine and the wine flows like Iraqi Blood!

[XXSHAX22]

You are stupid

[MokomaSusi]

Great stuff guys. Keep it going!

[rd1999]

in a word "Mitt Romney"

[ThirstyDonkey]

That's two words.

[NapaSales150]

HAHAHAHA

In a word, shut up

[jtkutcherpants]

haha love it!!

[usnationalist]

hahahaha. thats commercial was great. "how the hell can you show it? you said you just got the idea..."

[skinnychef]

hahahaha! good one!

[DXborderline]

it was a good vid, but the bird was a little annoying!

[DookofHDP]

Ugh ...

Awesome, guys!!!

[rawwhide]

Keep up the good work guys. Thanks for the laughs...

[TwilightDrop]

When they get home all crippled and crazy, LOL..I'm voting for Jackie in 08!!!

[lscheid123]

Thanks guys you always put a smile on my face - Jackie for President - you have my vote!!!

[souljaEXVOTO]

"That man eats sausage yeah". and a can of DelMonte corn....

[brittany9191]

you need the flamingo thing in more videos!

[madkaffir]

The best batch yet

[CrazyWyatt]

He is my pick & my vote in 2008.

[welshart]

love it :)

[angie8675309]

great video guys...

[CompanionableIlls]

Jackie bird is pink! Is pink Jackie's campaign color? He must be in touch with his feminine side.

[altebanger]

ughh ughh ughh thank you very much.

[jlzkcarlos]

You guys are the best.

[northwesten]

LMAO awesome

[Gleamchaser]

Funny as hell... again!

[enseign]

That's bullshit, they don't take care of our troops after they're back. They have the worst freaking healthcare. If you ask me, the troops should have better freaking healthcare than Congress. Them lazy sumbitches voted themselves pay til they die while soldiers can barely get by.

[northwesten]

They have best Heathcare compared to the rest of the world Most of all the UK forces. Or do you mean just within USA?

[alabama1065]

I love yall!!

[FatWrecked]

Ugghhhn! LMAO >_<