Facts of Friday

[daobug]

you put the skittels back in the bag or i will kick your face in you little whore!

[daniel69turner]

he is a liar, i told his name to a donkey and the donkey didnt really do anything

[MrStegosaurusness]

what the fladoodle is a penis waffle

[longlivemetaldude]

But I want to be a penis waffle... :(



[skater4life554]

All the things tht I said were facts except for the ones I made up... Haha xp

[TheVendettaMinecraft]

okay okay jeez mom

ill put the skittles back. 

[bnmay1]

Yay!

[Bluesman1969tb]

@Mrthesuper123 As a descendent of no one of particular importance at all, I find YOU wrong lol

[DarkStarGirl1199]

no dolls without faces in france.!!

[kamakazi146]

What exactly is a penis waffle? the male version of blue waffle?

[addybinder2011]

you suck giant trucker buckock

[missizzyrainbow]

But I like skittles! :(

[SuperPurplePancakes]

YOU PUT THE SKITTLES BACK IN THE BAG OR I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN.................YOU LITTLE WHORE

[Squidball64]

you put the skittles back in the bag before i kick your face....you little whore!

[Qualtis]

None of them you lie

[LukaxN]

i don't like your new habbit to wear shirts...

[micbros]

lol it sounded retarded

[Bigdog258972111]

I was saying the same exact thing wonder waffle lol it's the same exact ones

[MissBlackheart2010]

you put the skittles back in the bag you little whore XD

[SophieLovesHCO]

"unless that baby was also a hippo and he was riding it..." lmfaoo .

[fudgenutss4]

Warning: NEVER. try to drink water while watching Gradualreport!!!

[buddysunk]

i believe it was the cow one.

[wonderwaffle808]

why do i get the feeling he gets his facts from the cool facts app on the iphone?? O.o

[BlazikenMaster000]

thumbs up if you came back after the last video

[CROCrusher99]

you got that shit after geting your ass kicked by a superman cow

[Demov12]

Do u have herpes? Whats that on your lip?

[Badgirlx0x]

i cant stop laughing at you videos lol they are wicked

[BazzingaKingdom]

MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT METAL FANS!!!

WHAT IS WITH THE ONES WHO HAVE TATTOOS,CRAZY HAIRCUTS,AND PIERCINGS ON THEIR BODY! Why people who listen to metal have those things!!

Im a metal fan and I look normal...

[longlivemetaldude]

@BazzingaKingdom I like metal and I hate all of those things

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

Great video!! Keep 'em coming! :-)

[vlogofmeful]

1:18

[vlogofmeful]

make this top comment

[MsTuber2011]

what if i want to be a penis waffle :'(

[francescaelena1]

" YOU PUT THE SKITTLES BAG IN THE BAG, OR I WILL KICK YOUR FACE IN! YOU LITTLE WHORE! " xD <3

[AbyGaily]

Press 2 then 9 for "interesting point about this face" ahaha boredom

[Chumlee34]

Thts not true dogs can't smile but they can sense you are being playful when you smile. True fact I hav a dog and i looked it up

[1123awesomeness]

Press 9 and 5 for "Face it you little whore" xD

[MrBadassheavymetal]

LOL! all the thing I say are true...

EXEPT for what you hear of it

[XshopaholicX09]

@Jjeezy1231. WHO CARES?!?!

[JJeezy1231]

the pulp fiction clock thing way only seen like two times.

[JJeezy1231]

watched pulp fiction again and none of the clocks said 4:20!

[COCOLODY]

wtf criss cross words sounds completely retarded

[cherryfreak0825]

PENIS WAFFLE XD

[francis080072]

I love it when you edit the videos;)

[xiandrii]

your hair looks blacker than it does in your other videos. WHY? i demand an explanation in writing on my desk before friday.

[CloudRider999]

Pause at 1:12...

[SuperEbay123]

coldsore lol

[TheBurgerKingGamer]

2:11 you whore

[stoneman619]

the one you didnt have a joke for was the funniest lol

[HOTGIRL6767]

The hippo fact was funny.

[HOTGIRL6767]

I wish I knew what were facts and what were made up. I could have had some interesting convos if they were facts... that went so fast I'll have to rewatch...lol

[HOTGIRL6767]

He is so funny! How can someone be so fast and so funny lol what a comedian.

[MW2ASSIN]

BLUE WAFFLLES

[ZiSt1989]

I always thought monkeys smile in the event of feeling threatened and are afraid. Thanks Danny for the correction you're star! Ban all that wrong information that lurks around on the net!

[CNR3T]

You put de skittles back in de bag or I kick your face in little whore!!!

[ZIGZAGZOOMification]

1:18 i think i died.

[edsheeran990]

L-O- FUCKING- L!! you are a legend!!-3 B)

[baileyizme]

at the end he gets a bit hispanic in there

[laecuanena90]

hilarious LOL I LOVE YOUU DANNYY!!!!!

[TheOneAhenwood]

17 people are penis waffles

[Blooperishdude]

I knew the one with the dolls in France!

[AtreyuNumber1Fan]

Explain how you sneeze embryos

[Mrthesuper123]

as a desendent of Daniel Boone I find this wrong

[hunterchik13]

17 people r just fucking jealous!!!! love ya dani!!! :)

[Almightyy96]

Danny, you make me laugh in EVERY single one of your videos without fail! keep up the great work! love one of your many lemon drops :--)

[sargentcheeks]

Your hair looks real nice today...real nice..

[ReVKiiLlaZz]

WTF FTW!!!!!!  Elvis?????

[S3aLlama]

I like being a lemon drop...........not a penis waffle

[ninjamananananananan]

i just watched ur next video and i was like WHAAaA theres nothing on his lip- OMG there is! penis waffle

[TheJovanni2020]

When the SWTOR ad cme on i jizzed in my pants

[m9256058]

Same here haha ( down #1 )

[TheJunky228]

I didn't notice your lip until you pointed it out in your next video.

[ChinoPR001]

Make a vid on terrorists:)

[IchFindeDuBloed]

"the boardgame scrabble was once called 'criss cross words' by the inventor Alfred Butts. Nahahahaha."

[SupNooooobs]

i like your lip herpes..

[tylerguy12]

i could write a book without the letter "E"

it would be in arabic, there is no "E" in that alphabet.

[LegendJ0e4]

Thumbs up if your leaning on your left elbow!

[chrissyiceicebaby]

@LegendJ0e4 nope

[tylerguy12]

@LegendJ0e4 sittin on my ass cause i have a chair

[Filip0912]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha,Danny ti si moj idol u pichku materinu! On english:Danny,you are my idol u pitsku materinu!! :)

[K1LLAK1TTEN]

my cat just did a backflip

[UterivacOnlineDugova]

i started laughing histerically at 1:17

[FluffyKitsune09]

did he just say penis waffle?...

[milchprodukt]

you look more intelligent

...in hd

[4DeclanG]

You get back, you put the skittles back in the bag, or i will kick you in the face!.. you little whore! xD

[xXCODELITEFANBOYXx]

omg you put on a t-shirt GOML GOML GOML BITCH GOML !

[francis080072]

Yeah yeah! please do one on the real world when you leave school!?!

[tir669C]

Danny, you have a... A small... There's something on your... Um, the thing above your.. Oh well, nevermind.

[hristijan325]

Dear Danny,im surrounded my assholes...what do i do?

[amsid900]

danny... i know where you get all these facts from... is it the iPhone app call 10000 facts?cos all the facts i see in your video are also in that app.

[ForeverPinkFashion99]

I wuvvvv u Danny

[josharmorgie]

HERPES!!

[888Nevermore]

liked!!!!!!!!!!

[V1rtualSp1r1t]

Hello from Osakaaaa! You can make anything seem funny, so can you do a gradual report on Yoga?

Love

Reni

[FantasticMrJason]

Dear Danny, can you black up for a video? kthxbye

[imavinyljunkie]

WAIT. Which ones did you make up?!? Cause most of those seemed real...

[POZESEDHOBO]

Wanker

[KaykitkatMagi]

What's on his lip D:

[AssyMcBallsack]

DANNY!!!

I ORDERED A LEMONDROP SHIRT!!! ITS IT'S THE LEMONDROPYEST THING I HAVE EVAR WEARED!!! IT MAKES HAVE LOTS OF SMILES!!! THANK YOU DANNY!!! :D

[johnboy2999]

Do a video on energy juice and how it makes you hyper! ;)

[tinkerbell5729]

A hippopotamus can run faster than a human man holding a baby. Unless of course that baby was also a hippopotamus and he was not holding it, but riding it...

3 Haha wow Danny I love you

[thewierdestusername]

What...the...hell are you on...and where can i get some

[H057IL3]

...wha? Sorry, I was too preoccupied staring at your mouf.

[varunjaitly360]

put the skittles back in the bag or il kick ur face in u little whores..................LOLOLO­LOL

[Sh4D0wZC4LL]

Could you do an episode about the SOPA bill?

Thanks xoxo

[MrHockeydude108]

Do a video about panic attacks!

[taco6765432345678]

Dear danny can u make avideo of why mexicans like tacos and why burritos makes you fart

[FastballBabe97]

You put the skittles back or I'll kick u in the face you little whore

[dannykill842]

I sneezed when he sneezed.

[cillajoi]

Danny, do a video on all ze crazy stuffs that other people want you to make ze videos aboot.

[BriMarieROX]

Ummm y is one of the tags "fradualreport

[TheMostEpicUserEver]

But men can read smaller print... not that we read it anyway. "i have read and agree" lol!

[samnooo]

Jim Carey ...

yeah.

[omgl0ver]

Dear Danny, I <3 Your Videos, Can You Please Please Pretty Please do a video on why Siri on the iPhone knew I was pregnant before i did?

[bagelkel00]

lol When you read the part with the vision and skittles, I was drinking tea and I spewed! Hahaha! You so silly Danny :)

[13375318008]

haha one of the tags is "fradualreport" hahaha

[Rafe281]

dear danny please say the effects of weed and say if it should be legalized or not :D!!!

[nabhan99]

The woman joke made me crease

[bobwatters]

danny do you got the herpes?

[theludwigexperience]

... I got an add for Chef Boyardee xD

[AlansAngel555]

um wow did you really just say penis waffle? lol

[Future7187]

Do a gradual report on "herpes".



[DandanatoR]

@Future7187 Done

[GlitteryUnicornPoop]

Press:

1: Theme song

2+3: FINGARRR

4: Retard face O_O

5: SOMETHING SOMETHING HORSE.

6: DFGHJKFDFGHJKUYTFGBN

7+8:Serious danny ;o

9:FACE!

[RuthKlemens]

boo

[1d2a7d7d2y]

Danny!!!??? Noooo! wat is tht?! On ur lip

[SuppahGranny]

@1d2a7d7d2y a penis waffle

[xXmashem64Xx]

WOW. JUST.WOW!!! XD

[maggot95100]

"You get back! You put the Skittles back in the bag or I will kick your face in... you little whore!"

[simsim58200]

@NaidaBiersack maby he dont wana talk about it.

[simsim58200]

DUDE! i WAN MORE OF THE SCIENCE EXPERIMENT ON EGGS !

[boredgirl701]

The title of your video doesnt have an 'e' in it.

[JumperUnexpected]

Dear Danny

Make a video on how to clean your house. Thanks, Mom will love me.

[whatsyourname101]

hey man what happend to your lip

[moomisscowtoyou]

vaaaatttt happend to ur moufffff??? :(

[krisman3]

Dear Danny, can you explain to me how to not be afraid of the real world after I finish school. And btw can you read this question in a funny way knowhatimean? .. <-- this too :D

[micinum]

@krisman3 that is simple. you wont be afraid. that is the point of school ! (except if you are home educated, that could be a problem )

[RubberToadstools]

@krisman3 By knowing that this world is just a dream

[TheHillzy]

Do you have herpes?

[pandasawesome]

My new favourite quote: "A hippopotamus can run faster than a human man carrying a baby, unless of course that baby was also a hippopotamus and he was not carrying it but riding it." - Danny Grozdich

[Africanbarbietm]

looking forward to monday

[stephjane31103]

Danny do a video on the herpes in your mouth

[triplebananas]

Do a video about LSD. Lmfao

[YankeeNation009]

Justin Bieber advertisement... really...

[zanderbal]

Pranking Video!

Not Planking. Planking is stupid. pRanking! With an R

Pranking video!

[zanderbal]

It is a fact that all your Lemondrops want thy damn shirt off!!!!

[TurquoiseHeart15]

Can you do a video on why some people are scared of the dark?????

[linefly1231]

You get back! You put the skittles back in the bag! Or I will kick your face in, you little whore!

[iiSLAYZz]

does he have a mullet?

[TheOtherAlien]

Make funny videos...its been a little dull for awhile.

[LillyPotter7]

Put those skittles bak in the bag!! you little whore......LMFAO HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[kevinjamesmizell]

Haha! I've been anything that irks me a whore all day.

[Tegz4Tokihotel]

DANNY! YOU HAVE LIP HERPES! what have you been doing?

[mariana1788]

Put those Skittles back in the bag! you little whore haha

[cat326lol]

Hi Danny, you should do a video about colors (why girls are represented with pink and boys are blue). I (and my buddies) love you!!!! -Catie ^. .^

[mariana1788]

Seriously you are so hilarious!

[tropea51]

do a video on confidence around women, it would be hilarious

[Eralen00]

the "fact" about pulp fiction is actually a myth

[wolveswolf92]

Danny I learn more from you then i do at school!

[MrVictory15]

thumps up if you are viewer number 309

[jebacinau]

@MrVictory15 me, me, me, me, me :)))))

[keelieshay1]

no, no be a lemon drop , not a penis waffle. LMFAO

[xweetoc]

fun fact, cold sores like the one you probably have are caused by the herpes simplex virus.

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

herpies......

[SkinWaLker561]

Hey Danny! :D

You can make video about candy's and why kids love candy's so much.

With big love, John!!!

[zzerrattull]

Funny fact,ON December 21st 2012 its Friday..yes,Rebbeca doesn't have anything do to with it :D

[TheCrownedMedia]

danny you're getting worse.

I miss your earlier videos.

[hehe799]

"Cause, the farmer shut up your face you dont even have a joke for that ya whore." lmao

[MrCharls200]

Ok...this is awkard..... Times viewed= 309, Likes=968.... it only means one thing... you Pwnded YouTube my friend :)... oh, and i got a question for you, or an idea for your next show... It would be nasty and hilarious you commenting about the famous video about the biggest zit on planet earth.... I would like to see to your reaction he he.... THumbs up so Danny can si this!!!!

[BalberithRosier]

thumbs up if u were eating pizza while watching this. 

[M0SHMUTT]

0:08 herpes on your lip XD