Brian Regan-Pop Tarts

[Failure10001]

America... The beautiful land of freedom. If you guys had read the fine print is says, "By signing this you agree to let the next generations of the country become idiots." COME ON JOHN HANDCOCK YOU SIGNED ALL OUR SMARTS AWAY!!! What has our country come to!?!?!?

[brady1817]

@Failure10001

-- I like how you are making fun of people's intelligence... Yet you spelled "Hancock" with a "D"

WAY. TO. GO. PAL.

[southisright]

@mevsm1 homeschool ftw btw im homeschooled so lol

[mevsm1]

Just bleep one word. I cannot share with other moms otherwise :) Come on, homeschool moms deserve to laugh as loud as me!

[Orchidzxz]

Mind = Blown.

[catlover4411]

In-sert ver-ti-cally? Wth? •_•

[SOXTHEMONKEY]

The instructions do say that!!!

[jaredjx]

Insert Vertically

OOOH :OOO

[yanks4dawin]

@redsoxown667 is it ironic that i clicked this video and im yanks4dawin?!?! 0.o

[UNBOUNDMODDER]

Your not even funny

Your Fucking HISTARICAL

[TheSoccerforthewin]

@UNBOUNDMODDER I read the first statement and i was like what!?!?!?!? then i read that last little bit and i was like thank goodness almost had a heart attack

[theRioRoja]

Microwave on high for 3 seoconds...

[HappyLightning1]

wait...U CAN MICROWAVE A POPTART!? omg...brain exploding...

[invaderripper]

DAMN IT! i just threw away the paptart box! i wanted to check the instructions...accually i would probably take it to school and read it in class...i do that sometimes cuz algebra 1 is SO FUCKING BORING!

[WickedNavajo]

That was lol

[aaalimburg]

I love this video!!!!!!!!!

[blythe131]

so i was on the phone when i saw this and when he said there were directions i paused the vid and went to check. i screamed "oh my god!" my friend asked what.. i said "HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!" i swear ive never laughed so hard in my life.. and my friend was dying laughing too.. wooowww. i love this guy!!!

[IStarkl]

12 ppl couldnt get there pop tart out the pouch

[deathwolf2197]

I was eating poptarts the other day. I screamed when I saw the instructions

"MOM!"

"What?"

"Brian Regan was right!"

[BADCHICK108]

this guy is a comedy wizard! XD

[iluvcokeandsprite]

this made me want a pop tart xD and it sounds like it was some kid who had my LA teacher who said that our "How To" papers had to be step-by-step instructions assuming that the reader knows absolutely nothing. in my terms, giving a dumbass instructions

[Zeneph13]

12 people are herpa derpa diddly derpa.

[bill1177is1]

@Zeneph13 what is that from?

[daoyinyang]

12 retards still doesn't know how to heat up Pop Tarts.

[Kpimpsley]

12people hat pop tarts

[Shikamaruluver123]

@Kpimpsley and 1 person doesn't know how to spell "hate". . .

[Kpimpsley]

@Shikamaruluver123 yea cuz missing one E really means i don't know how to spell hate...

[Shikamaruluver123]

@Kpimpsley Exactly!! It spells "hat" lol ;P

[JWStreeter]

Was this from Opie and Anthony?

[SILVERSTATICC]

Hey Bryan good ol' funny mother efer XDD

[leakingpencil]

Actual instructions:

Toasting Instructions:

1. Remove pastry from pouch.

2. Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heat cycle only.

3. Cool briefly before removing pastry from toasting appliance.

Microwave Instructions:

1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on microwave-safe plate

2. Microwave on high setting for 3 seconds.

3.Cool briefly before handling.

Due to possible risk of fire, never leave your toasting appliance or microwave unattended.

[withlovecerenitie]

Number two: Insert pastery.."Okay, we got the pastery all organized." Insert pastry VERTICALLY. "OH...OH NO"

XD That cracks me up every time!

[nickorama144]

verticly

[IchigoNeko5]

11 people don't know how to toast their poptarts. 

[speedhed4]

there is a simpler food item then poptarts hotpockets

[iamcoolguy10]

funny thumbs up

[MsTameTaz]

Ok so I was at a store and saw poptarts omfg I just started laughing soo hard I was crying!

[Deimos1714]

step 1. remove patsery from pouch.....i see where there goin with this!

step 2.insert pastery....we have the pastery all organized

wait....insert pastery...VERTICALLY! OH...OH NO!...

Thats when your brain explodes with the whole verticle concept.....yaaaaa

[flykicks14]

the said part is...i actually went to got look at the directions on the part tart box...yeaa...

[culwin]

I've heard this a million times, never gets old

[dazoooooooool]

Step one: Toast the poptart. Go ahead, toast 'em. Hey, are you still reading this?!

[alexamerling20]

Step 1, toast the poptarts...go ahead toast em :P

[sethgiddy]

there all so confusing step 1 step 2 WHAT 1 FIRST!??!?!? 2 then 1

ok the poptarts are in with the pouch on OH GOD THE MICROWAVE IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!

[headgurl2076]

i know whats simpiler than pop-tarts ...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

o yeah its...

cereal

[p3ngu1n48]

@headgurl2076 step one, open box

step 2 pour cereal into bowl

step 3 pour milk into bowl

dear god my brain imploded then exploded

[bitojoy]

Paula Poundstone did this with "Pop Tarts" years ago

[Thenottyboy1]

No, the red sox really DON'T.

[MetaKnight981]

And he's not kidding. The box really says 'Microwave on high for three seconds." I have to microwave mine for 25 seconds o_O

[InvaderZimLovesMe]

him and jhonen vasqez are my idol.....0_0

[MrCoffeefrog]

@InvaderZimLovesMe you, my friend have a good set of idols. did you you read z?

[InvaderZimLovesMe]

@MrCoffeefrog of course i have!! lol i also have read squee and i feel sick and filler bunny :D never gets old hahaha

[MrCoffeefrog]

@InvaderZimLovesMe they're all good

[TheDippster]

Note: it does not take 3 seconds to make a poptart in the microwave.

Why did you lie

[FlameiKun]

lmao 3 seconds

[kriss554]

omg vertical! my brain already hurts!!

[100yroldbaby]

lol, I love this guy.

[SusanLynn36]

Step 1: remove pastry from pouch

[Lurkinnjerkin]

check out my videos!

[Rynir1]

HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME????

[guitarist6246]

u r one funny mother f'er lol

[heathertreat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[smccookie]

realy funny :D great job

[FozzyElf]

O_o 3 seconds?! lol! xD

[360obie]

dumb really dumb

[Bayonet300]

which is why its funny.

[Nockster1]

HILARIOUS

Stupid in School is my favorate though

[BloodyNaruto360]

microwave high for 3 secs lol

[TheLawliet1]

it realy does say that

[Smartgrl123]

Insert pastry...VERTICALLY! OH NO! Thats when your brain explodes with the whole verticle concept....hahaha this guys a genius!! check out "stupid in school" its super funny too!!!

[Ishotjustinbeiber]

@Smartgrl123 MOOSEN!!! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN! Brian....Brian....Your and imbecile. " IMBISULEN!!"

[russellmckay2]

was on the opie and anthony radio show out of new york. funny stuff. too bad they went to xm.

Regan rocks

"check out stupid in school" the big yellow one's......

[RisenOrder1224]

"Insert Pop-Tart into toaster...VERTICALLY."

ROFL OMG. This guy is awesome.

[happykilojoule]

mmmm Pop Tart Smores!

[piewasyou]

u no wat it is funnyer that the fact that my toster has a pop tart seting it just said it right there

[KilllerX]

Funniest thing to me, You buy a bag of PeaNUTS. and you can see a warning on it. 'Warning: This may contain nuts.' ... May... WTF It is a bag of NUTs... it does contain nuts if your allergic don't you think you could see the word 'NUTS' on it it.

[XokilleroX123]

LMAO!!!!!!!! fucking funny

[XrainbowXshadowX]

i've tried the 3-second thing

it doesn't work.....

[BloodyNaruto360]

what i did it and it worked

[XrainbowXshadowX]

huh.....maybe i did it wrong.....crap.....

[barenobis]

lol

[7781jessie]

i always burn my poptarts

[toolroks1]

lol i havent burned one YET

[crosshaircomedy]

he is funny even with improv

[chidori66]

for the microwave directions it says to put it in for 3 seconds..... Lol

[Mimiy5]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dimension3x0]

how do u even put it in horizonitally?

[TheItouchmaniac]

when its vertical, you turn it 90 degrees, and insert pastry into toaster. then you remove pastry, and shuv it down your piehole..

[Frenki93]

long side down...

[werdsumpal]

Brian Regan IS funny!!!!

[iSparkettei]

that is so funny cant help but notice the absurd directions on everything now

[Th3Ch3m157]

no shit! theres instructions on my city trashcan.. in 3 languages.. step one: tilt trashcan. step two: apply forward momentum. and i wish i was joking.

[Beatiford]

You don't want my answer to that question.

=D

[ZonicX2]

my toaster doesn't toast vertically it toasts horizontally XD

[VinceKato]

then you got a kickass toaster =P

[Tobifan4444]

i guess you cant cook pot tarts in your toaster then XD

[BloodyNaruto360]

pot tarts its pop tarts read

[XxKinoWolfxX]

ROTFLMAO XDDD

[chocolatebar2]

XDD LOL

[3sammyking]

i like when he use this joke in his very first stand up

[sly0266]

lol check ot my icon

[Amdog11]

lmfao!! i laughed so hard when he said the brain explosion thing!

[aztecvampress]

I call people Poptarts..... rotflol

[torechick6666]

I just eat them cold.

[robwfd]

omg gawd dis guy is funneeeehhh

[lover1474hellokitty]

lolz does everbody know how to use the toaster!  or what......

[Fighit1234]

I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jojeeh]

hey thats opie and anthony! gawd i miss their show..

[arielrel]

so thats y i keep having to use 2 knives to get it out!!! i put them in wrong!!!!!!! ohhh ok great info now i get it!!!!!!

[DaMXFreak]

do you leave it plugged in??

[xUnCoNnEcTeDx]

Yeah... i had to use a knife to. xD

[The033095lauren]

omg i hate poptarts and i know how 2 make 'em

[gutarherojosh814]

omg!!!!!!i keep toasting it in the rapper!!!!!!! i guess theres no more need 2 get ready 2 put out a fire anymore.i get it!!!!!!!

[iFreaks]

i always left the wrapper on..... OH!!!! thats y my toaster exploded!!!!

[snowdragon5]

oh fuck. I've been putting my poptarts in the toaster horizantaly this whole time. 0.0

[DrKojiin]

very enjoyable

[bqureshi390]

nah dont need youtube i know i am.

[soccerkid12840]

if any1 did this ur a gaylord. qureshi i agree wit u

[logodot]

you take the Pop Tarts out the plastic ohhhhhhhhhh ok i was doing it rong

[MyAnimation0]

..He should talk about Koolaid! XD

[2Hot4You96]

hey are you still reading this?

lol!!!!

[Amdog11]

lmao i just about pissed myself laughing at this!

[johanheemsk]

ugh i hate pop-tarts

[flipperman11]

I think its hard to do this i hate yooooooou

[23126]

I never microwave poptarts, it ruins them... only regular room temp, or frozen.

[straybanana]

frozen?

[emerica245]

ik, just fuckin toast em! whats wrong with people

[foxxyloveofme]

no

there's one tht are supposed to be frozenn

[BillyandLockierocky]

i dont know wat pop tarts ARE. is that because i am australian?? or am i just stupid?? is this an american thing????

[Tswaggs]

It's american i guess.

but basically it is crust

jelly

hardened frosting.

It's a simple breakfast

you can cook it or eat it right out of the pouch

[waterlilly12345]

It's a very popular American food. THey don't have them in Australia? REally? You learn somethin' new each day i guess.

[summerangel395]

Heh Pop-tarts rule. I didn't know they didn't have 'em in Australia. If you ever get the chance to get some, try the s'mores XD

[foxxyloveofme]

NO. TRY BLUEBERRY!!

[summerangel395]

I perfer strawberry ;D

[23126]

Im sooo... soo sorry.. Poptarts are the ultimate stoner snack. The quickest most tasteiest treat ever... Like the other guy said, if you can, get s'mores.. But other than that, make sure you get some.

[Guyya93]

poptarts are a disgusting american food that consists of an artificial crust type thing injected with some kind of jelly... almost all you taste is crust and almost no jelly until you get to the center...... some have the nastiest frosting you have ever had and some of the frosting is actually good.... they are bad for you too....

btw do they have outback steakhouse in australia?

[blkknight61]

don't contradict your self we all know that they suck no matter what.......

[TwInKy4427]

she would b like so i put it in verticaly im sooo confused

[Coolpatches]

hhahahahah so true

[TwInKy4427]

hanna montana needs 2 watch this shes a retard

[kattklb101]

i agree. HAnnah Montanna SUCKS!

[ArceusShaymin42]

Yeah, total agreement.

[Vide0sPlz]

HELL YES!!

[katzette]

the instructions are for the orientals!! duh

[dedrawilliams]

i wouldent know what to do

[iwilleatyou7678]

there are steps... ive seen em lol

1. remove pastry from pouch

[nikkilama00]

omg rofl!

[GarrettsGirlMahea]

this is funny because its true lol

[neodymiummag]

ownage this is the best

[manice08]

omg i cant breathe!! ROFL!!!! ROFL!!!

[yoggitron]

lol!!!!

[SSJ5Pan]

i looked at the pop tarts package at work, i got it from the vending machine and it actually says this! lol =O

[godhand1001]

seriously, why do u even need to have a direction to remove from pouch lol

[zimdib123]

i never even have pop tarts so this is even more funny

[kaylabug93]

i love brian (:

he is so fuckin funny!

[Zatreyu91]

i've always microwaved pop tarts...

i never use the toaster... i just throw them in for 20 seconds. it makes the inside extremely hot and mushy, it's great.

[SakuraTomenoto]

strange... i' ve never heard of anyone but school cafeterias doing that. :D

[fscclubrider]

omg dats wut i do

[Zatreyu91]

thumbs down on my comment because i microwave my pop tarts.

wtf.

[godhand1001]

when u microwave it it tastes like shit if u ask me. i just eat them straight from the bag haha

[wolphlover]

ROFL FUNNIE.

[smalisland]

LOL!

[michelleanne25]

Were bangin on all cylinders now!! LMAO

[sakurasan85]

... you can microwave poptarts? Well I never knew that! Frankly, I eat mine cold. But whatever, that was hilarious. Do those people at the poptart company really think that every single person in the country is a total retard? Apperantly so...

[flyerfan019283]

dude, i microwave them for 10 sec. and they are still cold.....

[LiveLoveCheer2008]

Lol! Oh NOOOO!! ! We have to put the poptart in the toaster vertticly!!!!!!!!!! Lol! funny stuff

[Softballplayinmormon]

haha oh man