Toph Blind Jokes

[Linkjerto]

My fav:

Katara: Okay, we got the ship, Take the steer!

Toph: Good idea, let the blind little girl command a warship.

Katara: Actually, i was talking to Suki.

Toph: Oh... That makes more sense.

[bassinum]

@Linkjerto

Sokka´s the one who says that, you idiot...

[Linkjerto]

@bassinum Hey, calm down,it was just a mistake.

[Alphabobman2]

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[Alphabobman2]

mine is:

Toph: WHY DO I HAVE TO GO WITH SOKKA I CAN PUT UP POSTERS BY MYSELF WATCH -slams poster of appa on wall- its upside down isent it...

Katara: yep

Toph: ill just go with sokka...

[SuperRagni]

Am I the only one who thinks of Terezi from Homestuck every time I hear one of Toph's blind jokes?

[R0ccojas0n]

a total THATS WHAT SHE SAID

"Everyone into the hole!"

"It's do dark down here, i can't see a thing!"

[jenluvjake]

i like sokka without his shirt :) haha

[mega17]

Oh no, what a nightmare~

[Ozziyness]

where can you watch this at so high quality i downloaded the whole thing but the resolution sucks plss help me its my favorite serie :(

[coorocrow]

@Ozziyness The got the whole series on netflicks instant que. Get the 1 month free trail or actually go to the store and BUY the series....

[MrSecretSentai]

my favorite blind joke is every single one really they're all funny

[Priceless201]

this is another reason why toph is my favorite character.

[MyFlame1000]

Sokka: It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing!

Toph: Oh, no! What a nightmare!

Sokka: Sorry...

[TheSpawnfan]

That`s one of the reasons Toph is one of my favourite characters on Avatar, she doesn`t let her blindness get to her.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@TheSpawnfan If I had the hearing of superman, blindness wouldnt bother me either.

[GeekSistas1998]

Oh, you guys know what MY favorite Toph quote is?

Toph: *trip* Crud! I am so sick of not being able to see where i'm going! AND WHAT IDIOT BURYS A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!?!?!?!

LOLz Toph! XD

[Pipzy88]

"Ohh no... what a nighttmare...."

"Sorry"

xD

[TheNaebyrd]

"Well it SOUNDS like a piece of paper, but i guess you're referring to whats ON the piece of paper." hilarious.

[IWasBornStupid]

Favorite Blind Joke-

Katara, looking at Sokka's drawing: "Why did you give me momo's ears?"

Sokka: "Those are your hair loopies!"

Zuko: "My hair isn't that spikey!"

Zuko's uncle: "I'm not that fat, I've really slimmed down!"

Toph: "I think you all look GREAT!"

[Montesama314]

@IWasBornStupid Interestingly, that's her last blind joke of the entire series.

[link3kokiri]

I'm offensive and I find this blind

[Aargh18]

I'm blind and I find this offensive.

[Leafeatinggirl]

A lien I love from Toph is during the eclipse where they try to get to the underground bunker and Sokka says "What would we do without you?" to which Toph replies "Perish in burning hot magma!" and he's just like "Yeaaah, pretty much!"

[PurpleGurl1200]

My Fav Blind Joke:

(Sokka's messenger hawk gives Katara a note, pretending it's written by Toph)

Katara: I KNOW THIS IS FROM YOU SOKKA!!! TOPH.CAN"T .WRITE!!!

Aang:......I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write.

[CutieEevee333]

My fav blind joke:

Toph: Everyone into the hole!

Sokka: Its so dark down here I can't see a thing!

Toph: Oh no what a nightmare!

Sokka: Sorry...

[kibbles2140]

Found it.

Book 2: episode 10 and

Book 2: episode 13

The library and the drill

[kibbles2140]

i've seen them all but can some one tell me witch eps. the secound one is from??????

[kibbles2140]

fave blind joke

(sokka sends katara a fake note from toph so they make up)

Katara: I know this is from you toph cant wright!

Sokka: Oh.... I know lets send toph a note from katara.

Aang: I think we're gonna run in to a similar problem.

[IWasBornStupid]

@kibbles2140 ....You need spelling lessons. :/

[Doubledeeloverfan]

omg i remember when i saw this episode it made me laugh sooo hard toph is my most fave charater out of all the avatar charaters, zuko comes secont

[BestGirlsTVChannel]

Oh no! What a nightmare!

[csklimowski]

Toph: Do you think I can't put up flyers by myself?

(grabs flyer, sticks it on wall)

Toph: It's upside down, isn't it?

[Nixom1334]

Toph is the best hands down

funniest maybe tied with Iroh

best bender, screw the 4 elements she's bending fuckin metal!

best personality, hard-core girl and doesn't give a shit

[mrxai658]

its the real BLIND KUNG FU MASTER

[uupdown2]

0:10. best bit

[gargoylemon]

LOVE tophs blind jokes! hahahaa!

[mandylou008]

I love the episode where they're scamming all the villagers, and Sokka shows the Wanted poster of Toph.. "well what's THIS!" *shows poster in front of face* "well it SOUNDS like a piece of paper" lol!

[BlueBlackDragon24]

8 people got tricked by Toph...

[MooreGirl4Life]

XD I love Toph and her jokes toward her blindness. Just like when us fat people make fun of our own weight. :D

[wolfgurlstarwarsboy]

Shes Soo Funny!!! I like the hole one XD

[JWIZ92698]

i love the first one

[missshell24]

i love that last one it was hilarious!!!

[youpee43]

Hey guys i gotta talk about this the whole therory that avatar has a bunch of subliminal messeging i belieave is a myth ... the videos i'v seen on it are just looking for negative things.

[kfandozzi]

this is why toph is freaking amazing. well, one of the reasons. 

[DarkMatterZero]

0:09 YOU CANT SEE ME!!

[onedolpin]

without toph and sokka this show wouldnt be worth watching

[selenademifan1230]

TOPH IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON AVATAR!!!

[AnimeHigurashi1]

I love, "Oh no, what a nightmare!" xDDD

[DaijahandJayden]

Sokka: Its dark in here.

Toph: (sarcastic) oh no what a nightmare

funny!!!

[1808Hinata]

fav blind joke

(katara comes with a poster of toph)

Katara: whel then whats this

Toph:... I DON'T KNOW SERUSELY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL I AM B`LIND

[CrazyBiotchification]

LOL I love Toph

[anncool66]

0:18 what episode is that!?

[gameclub1]

@anncool66 the drill episode

[MissWhoreMKW]

one of the main reasons she was my favorite character :3!

[leviathan1173]

I love Toph.

[14Kataang]

Avatar couldn't be avatar without sokka and toph's humor..... (Toph Earthbends) "Hurry everyone into the hole!" said Toph "Its so dark down here I cant see a thing" said Sokka "Oh no! What a nightmare!" toph said sarcasticly

[14loveranime]

o no! what a nightmare.

[hawkface22]

Lol

[GutsyguyPrime]

0:10 U CAN'T SEE ME

[89BlackGatomon]

LOL first time i get so good louds

[aperilaslite]

Better than wimb83

[bandit690]

0:10 troll

[fugama86]

I love this show

[AgentDudo]

Oh no, what a nightmare!

[336tina]

WTF only two

[ToritheKitty]

For the first one everyone has to be stupid.

They really think that Toph could see something?

SHES. BLIND.

[meideval]

@ToritheKitty

yeah, but the way she does everything as if she wasn't blind, I mean, she does almost everything that a normal person would do, even without the help of eyes, and because of that they keep forgeting that she's blind.

[BrawlBro31]

Oh no wut a nightmare XD

[Yardnoc3103]

favorite blind joke

(Sokka's trying to draw Appa)

Toph: I think it looks just like him

Sokka: thank you Toph you know I thought...

Sokka: why do you feel the need to do that?

[InusSonCurtis]

@Yardnoc3103 Best blind joke

Toph: Oh Sokka you saved me. ~kisses Suki~

Suki:Actually it's me.

Toph: Oh! Well...you can go ahead and let me drown now.

[Yardnoc3103]

@InusSonCurtis that one's also hilarious

[kingdomhearts740]

@Yardnoc3103 very

[Doubledeeloverfan]

@Yardnoc3103 lol dude thats funny

[katara165]

you guys think ulike avatar i am there biggest fan

[TMBmain]

@katara165

of wierdos..

[SailorMorgy28]

Avatar the last airbender is the best show ever created!!!! AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT!!!

[chrislenaz]

Sokka: It's so dark in here...

Toph sarcastically: Oh no, what a nightmare!

Sokka: Sorry.

[TheWarriorsGoWild]

@BBQyoshi It isn't a fourth book, it's a whole new sequel series. It will be called "The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra"

[raccoonfurwarrior]

"oh no what a nightmare"

"sorry"

EPIC WIN

[greatmusiclvr1]

you forgot the joke that is up at the top with the most thumbs up

[squirrel8900]

@saskalover1 yea, its the drill. Ep 13 of book: earth

[saskalover1]

What ep is the last one?

[wolfcub48]

Toph and sakka r my fav characters. there so funny!!! :p

[wolfcub48]

@AnimeTeen1111 LOL that is funny

[wolfcub48]

@AnimeTeen1111 LOL that is funnyQQQQQQQ

[BBQyoshi]

I like the first one more. It is pretty funny... Hope they have a blind person in fourth season (and yes, they are making one).

[KittyVikki]

The best part is they actually thought Toph saw it!!!

[Excaliburger156]

Toph: THERE ITS IS! *Cheerful music*

......

*everyone looks off appa*

*everyone looks at toph*

Toph: thats what it will sound like when one of you spots it -_-

[wolfcub48]

@Excaliburger156 yeah. purty funny

[dchris1990]

if you find this a good show, ya'll will find Irresponsible Captain Tylor to be a fun show!

[tripplej98]

He's so stupid

[EmberBabyy]

@FRANKMANNACO700 ... erm, what?

[w3irdo13]

@FRANKMANNACO700 I think you've had enough cactus juice...

[orangespop4766]

Sokka: toph i found something in town today that your not gonna like. *he takes poster out*

Toph: Well it sounds liek a sheet of paper but i guess your refering to whats on the sheet of paper

Katara: Yeah?! Whats this?! *Katara holds up poster*

Toph: I dont know! i mean seriosuly whats with you people! im blind!!

[stoneheart29]

hey in which chapter iz dat hole thing

[HPfan295]

I always do the 'wave hand in front of face' joke when I need to remind my dad that

A) I need my glasses to clearly see anything more than 6 feet away, and

B) he's getting old and his eyesight's not as good as it used to be either.

We always laugh. Always.

[hannah4667]

Katara: "Sokka that dosn't look anything like appa"

Sokka; "Well how would i know i haven't seen him for awhile"

Toph: "Well i think it looks like him"

Sokka: "Well than.... -.-" best blind joke ever

[cullennclann]

i have been saying oh no what a nightmare ever since i watched tht episode

[maosama013]

@cordail0

actually yes my neighbor is blind , she pointed the direction of the toilet when i asked her.

[chibinekodemon]

I love how they always forget that she's blind XD

[SuperSonicDude62]

top did john cena "you cant see me" wave 0:11

[Bigstevo101]

@SuperSonicDude62 ACtually Toph does the I can't see you

[gmmvgmmv]

lol thanks



[ifresh75]

she makes being blind seem fun lol. oh no what a nightmare made me laugh extremely hard

[PhrostReaper]

I think Toph learned to point because of her Earthbending sight...Although that's just my theory.

[lottie2906]

@Flufflekins444 I think it's series 2 episode 13 "The Drill"

[MrNicktheparakeet]

its funny because she gay.... wait wat!

[NadiaEveStudio]

rofl

"oh no what a nightmare" ..."sorry"

XDDD

[biblegal10]

Ha! I love Sokka and Toph. Together, they could be a pretty good stand up comedy act!

[wolfcub48]

@biblegal10 OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[EdikShepherd]

@biblegal10 You have read the minds of thousands... and created an absolute monster of sarcastic comedic value in the process... but none the less, the minds of thousands my friend.

[NeoTheDragon1]

@biblegal10 that is so true

[narutogurl4900]

Oh no what a nightmare.......srry >.<

[AngelPrincessFromHel]

Oh no what a nightmare 

[Davoyeah1]

notice how in the first video when she says i cant see a thing, she LOOKS IN THEIR DIRECTION and motions that she is blind.

:|

[YeshDrawings]

@Davoyeah1 she can only feel the vibrations on the ground so she can "see with her feet" thats how she knows that there there

[SammelR85]

@Davoyeah1 That's because our ears can sort of sense direction. The sound waves hit one ear faster than the other and the brain can interpret that and tell us which direction it came from.

[Davoyeah1]

@SammelR85 did you just respond to a month ago post?

[lilpunkyZ]

"Everyone into the hole."

Wuh. I have so gotta get my brain outta the gutter.

TOPH KICKS ASS!!!

[hopelesslion]

nice joke's

[MasterAirAang]

Toph: Look There It Is!

Toph : Oh No What A Nightmare! Sokka : Sorry

[RobynGemma]

Oh no! What a nightmare! XD You gotta love Toph.

[Halojt360]

i luv toph she is so funny

[FollowtheLecller]

"Everyone into the hole!"

That's what SHE said.

[WoodZillaTV]

@FollowtheLecller What exactly means

"What She said."?!!!

[kionay]

the little hand gesture at the end of the first one is just hilarious

:D

[FeareBot]

hahahahaha toph <3

[THETOTALBLUE]

ah XD

[painsamax19]

0:10

[ahtartersauce101]

The best toph moment is when they meet the giant serpent in the Serpent's Pass and Toph is rescued by Suki.

Toph: Sokka you saved me! *Kiss cheek*

Suki: Actually it's just me.

Toph: Oh hehe... You can let me drown now. XD

[catki19]

what episode is it when sokka says he cant see

[Ajshorty1234]

@catki19 Book 2 'Earth' Episode 13 "The Drill"

[XxDesimexX]

I love all the toph moments... but my favorite is

"I..am... MELONLORD!!" Even though it wasn't a blind one.. lol

My fav blind joke is..... hm....

Sokka; "Take the wheel"

Toph; "Great idea! Let the blind girl steer the giant airship" funny grin

Sokka: "I was talking to Suki"

Toph: "That would make more sence"

[MyGirlCajun]

my fave toph moment is when Aang dissapears.

Toph: *Runs over and grabs zuko's arm in a death grip* I'm going with Zuko!!! ... What? Everyone else got to go on a life changing field trip with Zuko, now it's my turn!

Zuko: *MAJOR EPIC BLUSHING*

[achappy713]

@MyGirlCajun cute

[itsthelolocaust]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHES BLIND :D

[AfroGannon]

why are there so many blind jokes?

[buttonsfan]

my Fav blind Toph moment.

"What you think because I'm blind I need help putting up a poster(pastes it blank side out)...it's up side down isn't it. I'll go with Sokka.

[ultimatum1992]

my Favourite toph joke moment, when zukoe tries to join Aang and co' at the western air temple, when toph talks to th gang about zuko wanting to join them

Toph: sometimes i wonder who is really blind around here.

[Angeliclily]

XDDD Oh nooo, what a nightmare.

[Konatablob]

Toph is mai waifu

[RoadKillMonkeys]

my fav Toph moment sokka : there its done! *bad drawing of appa*

Toph : i think it looks wonderful"

Sokka : thank yo-...why do you do that?"

[MyGirlCajun]

@RoadKillMonkeys no they all laugh and toph says It looks just like him to me!

Sokka: Thank you, I- Why do you feel the need to do that?

[MyaChanX3]

I love her hair

[xNothingImportantx]

Best Toph moment:

Katara: (Talking to Sokka) No one can read a map like you!

Toph: I can't read at all!

[emocamvampire]

Toph is such a troll

[Niro646]

How the hell did toph know they even reacted to the first joke?

[Zarthga]

@Niro646 she probably "saw" them run to the edge to see.

She can feel vibrations on Appa right, just can't see below on him?

either that or she didn't know...

[Zarthga]

Best toph blind joke

Katara: "*holds up wanted poster* What is this?!"

Toph: "I DON'T KNOW!! SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I'M BLIND!!!!!

[Uchiha6Hinata]

@Zarthga That was the best line xDDD

[Uchiha6Hinata]

@Zarthga That was the best line xDDD

[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

@Zarthga

nuh the best one is that she thinks she can put on wanted posters of Appa and then end up with the back to the front :'D

[HECKproductions]

@Zarthga and *sokka holds poster up*

"well its sounds like a sheet of paper but i guess your refering to whats on the sheet of paper"

[christieg4]

@Zarthga ikr

[wolfcub48]

@Zarthga YEAH I KNOW that is pretty funny!!!!!! LOL

[SincerelyLilly]

@Zarthga LOL

Well it SOUNDS like a sheet of paper but it's probably what's ON the paper that's interesting

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Toph is blind.

[sheld512]

toph is so awesome she's like a dude but a chick

[ThePokemonfan365]

They are idiots for thinking Toph would actually see the library.

[unheardthoughts1]

@ThePokemonfan365 -- Comedic relief. And seeing as they have been flying around for ages at that point, they probably didn't think about who said it, they just looked and said, "Where?!" because they were excited.

[sweetsongman1]

how do you confuse a blind guy at home? rearrange his living room

LOLOL i know thats mean but i had to get that outta my system xD

[ThePokemonfan365]

"Everyone into the hole."

"That's what she said" opertunity.

[MsGera1994]

pretty green eyes