Blumpkin Walmart Prank Call

[ckatchison420]

Crumpkin... the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit, while smoking crack..... Urban Dictionary Mothafuckas

[cschmidt15]

you are THE man....hands down lol

[BlumpkinGuru]

Wanna laugh your balls off? Join in on the fun on Twitter -----> @BlumpkinGuru

[ufcfantx]

funny call ! but the dude making the call is a straight up DWEEB

[cristianmaldonado15]

blumpkin 2.0= getting a blow job from a fat black man while taking a dump at mcdonalds

[ekscholl]

lmao...thats awesome

[MrRatedRRockstar]

I'd hate to see that receipt.

[suicidesnowman14]

lols. a CUNTkin is the same but a girl

[ieatheavybabies]

A what? A blumpkin. A what? A blumpkin. Whats that 0_0.

[ieatheavybabies]

A what?

[datness]

this made my day! lmfao

[tonyt0ny]

he's so rofling

[meandmybubble]

hi, i get a blowjob thew other day and ...hahaha

[JKMOUS]

I carve blumpkins to make Fap-O-Lanterns. :)

[LuckyDT]

I love how the idiot in the hardware dept just said, "oh yeah we should have some more left", while not knowing WTF he was talking about. Great customer service there.... but hey, what can you expect, it's WalMart, whose workers and customers alike are a collection of those who wade around the shallow end of the gene pool.

[TitanPride405]

COCK IS HEALTHY!!! SPERM!!! PRAISE COCKKKKKK!!!!

[hhhkevin]

this was a great idea

[YungBriKKz2GuD]

haha i got a reciet

[GnariusFestivus]

lets try to figure this out literally;

how would you take back a blumpkin?

you'd have to rip open your septic tank in your back yard, and force the 'reciever' to vomit into a container

then for extra points you leave it in the plumbing dept. at walmart, preferably in an unused toilet or bodai or however the fuck its spelled

[AzunaiSmyth]

hahaha its in the plumbing department

[dylan134]

this is blumptastic!!

[CI2EED]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL I fking pissed myself lmfaoo

[DeathcoreNeedsToEnd]

one of my favorite words to randomly say in public

lololololololololol

[benbo1999]

lol hahahahahahha thats realy funny

[PunkomediaCp]

How can you return a blumpkin? LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!1 It got dirty :3

[blumpkin1492]

lol

[thevarmanator]

my face hurts from laughing.

this is fucking epic.

[TobiasTunkler]

desolation, you blew it. She asked you what a blumpkin is. You should have told her. That would be the way to take the prank, my boy.

[Ralphan8r]

I threw it away... it got dirty lololololololol

[itsmellslikecabbage]

lo fucking l!

[xrobx735]

lmfao.

[LangerBanger93]

fucking hysterical!

[bzrett]

This is hillarious

[livesforthemusic609]

wow this kids a fag.

[alasdairgillis]

you're a fag, donut puncher

[livesforthemusic609]

@alasdairgillis your a fag

[DrumCoalitionWithWar]

1:01 HAHA

"I threw the packaging out, it got dirty."

Dude, thats fucking classic

[matkaz97]

lol

[TecktonickIdol]

that's so funny!!! I did the same to a pizza delivery place!!!

hahahahah your funny dude!

see U!

[ravenclaw109]

@TecktonickIdol lol... i did that to Pet Smart

[crayzclown]

It's the great blumpkin Charlie Brown.

[suicidesnowman14]

@crayzclown thats a wonderful name for a porno

[0Xiphoid0]

bahaha

[pmdwashere]

im gonna shit myself so fucking funny!!!

[LucarioxKinz]

omg that's horrible but so fucking funny. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CENTENOMONTOYA]

i got a blumpk-out from walmart

[nahimnot]

what's a blumpkin 0.o

[elvenwoor]

receiving a blowjob from a girl while taking a dump

[Funster791]

@elvenwoor or from a man

[piggemz]

@elvenwoor or a guy, watch?v=Eg2hMt9vmZA

[VlogKyle]

its when you get a blow job while your shitting

[XXSouthParkRockzXX]

i threw the packaging out because it got dirty..lol vey funny!!!

[mikebarneynissan]

Next time call and ask for some "Prolaphlarate Compound", or "Flannus". I think it's in the Health or Food section.

[dinosaur22840]

The package got dirty haha, they don't have any idea. I about had half of a blumpkin from laughing so hard!!!!!

[kauaiboyz51]

haha its funny cuz i call everyone at work blumpkins and they don't know what it means hah. awesome video

[c3n4pk3zu]

they would of herd me laughing

[H3ADSHOTZzvids]

do you hav a rescite for it lol

[XxDrD34THxX]

lol pretty lil blonde ... poor lady tho lol

[hitmanxxx803x]

hilarious vid.

[woodpusher619]

haha nice, This reminds me of when i prank called the lumber department at Lowes to see if they had a fresh batch of morning wood

[functfusion]

I threw the packaging out it got dirty!! hahahahaha

[HannemanAndKing]

shit's classic

[DarthBaneOwns]

idk how the hell he kept himself from laughing.

[badgerfan993]

OMG LMAO!, why didn't i think of this, funny as hell man, nicely done.

[RayEcksTV]

classic

[1211Samo]

Hah this is too funny

[0oo0o0oO0o]

lol

[nospace44]

lol

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[oreocow2]

ha this is hilarious

[benwasden1981]

I'd like to give this guy a blumpkin, and he would definately be satisfied!

[1211Samo]

Haha wow

[jemigdepemig11]

@benwasden1981

Are you a dude? -.O

bwuah..

[killacam902]

@benwasden1981 u fucking sick fuck

[NatsFan18]

i wanna hear how it finishes!! after "is it gonna be the pretty little blond" hahaha

[MelLynFitz]

lmao!!

[nagboy92]

Fuck You Fucker.

[bmw295]

yes.. im sure he will....

And osama bin laden will be elected for president.

[suicidesnowman14]

@bmw295 OSAMAS DEAD!

[Gunskill94]

laugh my FUCKING ass off.

[TORNbutt3rfly]

ahahahaha!  (^o^)

[AZbmx93]

ladies that work at wal mart give hot blumpkins!!!

[brokenface2k]

I didn't know you could return blumpkins.

[RenegadeL2K]

" Hi, I got a blumpkin from you the other day and I wasn't satisfied "

LMFAO xD

Great prank man.

[chickiepooh92]

lmmfao , nicee ! i like how at the end you ask if its gonna be the pretty little blonde, lmfao!

[maddskillz867]

this isnt funny

[Tracy3686]

oh shit. this was HILARIOUS. blumpkin is the funniest word in the english language.

[ricitrix]

Lol 5 stars that was awsome

[UndeadOnWifi]

AHAHAHA

[dvkillz1]

lol nice

[adzyE11]

so you can give me another blumpkin

5 Stars wOOt

[poopstick287]

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[Frevo78]

lol probly the funniest thing i have heard in a long time

[GarretSpool69]

atta boy

[southpaw0490]

i love the word blumpkin and actually using it in a real conversation makes my day

[LeanneShupeadoop]

HAHA. you are amazing

[HannemanAndKing]

5 stars man. u bring the word blumpkin whole new meaning

[N1GNEEDAC1G]

classic

[theBLACKmanPHIL]

blumpkin = girl giving a guy a blowjob when hes takeing a shit. hahahahha 5 stars

[CrazyScott85]

hahahahahahah

[eXrAy5]

XD LMFAO.

5 Star My Friend.

[TestSubject77]

lmao

[gordon86512]

LOL !!!!!

[xBestBeatingHeartx]

hehehehehehheheheheh xD

^5

[sooperpuper]

Fuckin' ace, son.

[brjp128]

dude your the fudgin man. i officially want to buy you

[JavonniButler]

hahahahaha hell yeah thats awesome

[kilroy238]

Post some pics of the hot lil blond ;)

[kilroy238]

LOL fucking classic

[jirehmetalhead]

that was freaking crazy dude hahaha

[rrabies1]

omfg rofl

[Bobster9111]

omg ur hilarious =]

[sneakerxpimpn]

PLEASE. MARRY. ME.

[jokes63]

THAT IS FUCKIN FUNNY

[holyfrickencrapyeah]

lmfao genius. you did a fairly good job keeping a strait face, that my friend is the trick to being funny. nicely done.

[s1lentrobert]

love it.. high 5 dude u got balls to do that.. awesome.. so did they actually give another blumpkin??

[Anonymous4TheWin]

ROFL

[HockeyMX]

hahahaha

[funchick1516]

lmao

[rileyispoo]

hahahahahaah

[kaya914]

thats fucken funny

[brucesterman]

Just toooo good, excellent. "We should have some more bumpkins"

[dannye60]

hahaha lol show us the end!

[white00boy]

lmfao

this is halarious man. well done, well done

[4sight2020]

Hi, I wanted to get a blumpkin and I also heard I can get pants half off.

[wyattrule]

roflcopterz

[Bman2x3]

LOLOLOLOL Funniest shit ive seen on youtube in a while lmfao nice vid

[ForcedTapout]

nagger

[SamEighteen]

nogger

[hlabbott25]

LOL!!!!...dude thats the greatest shit EVER!

[hstrung42687]

i actually tried this but they put me on hold for like over 3 minutes so i said fuck it and hung up.

[caca77roach]

im going to try to go get blumpkin at walmart too, i got a coupon though

[ambulancecore]

hahahaha fuuuuck what was the last part? it cuts off at "pretty little blond..."

[GuruPremierGangStarr]

haha

[metsfan1545d]

this is fucking great

[RyanRizz715]

hahahhaahhaahah

[heathermonti]

LMFAO

[plummustangs]

ur fuckuing genius

[infiniti2006]

i lmao'd can I rub it on your sandwich?

[stayzee]

you forgot blumpkination of the nation

[sweetone1896]

He should of asked you what it was, not lie and say "yeah it should be here."

[ntwiles]

Oh god that was fucking great.

[des0lati0nr0w]

...

[CrimsonCrux]

If only she knew.

[theolehowyadoin]

The Blumpkin is truly what makes America great. This man is not a prank caller. He is an artist. Good show young man, Good show!

[levsmith]

"i threw the packaging out, it got dirty." LMFAO. great video. 5 stars.

[youstink257]

this video was added on my birthday!!!

but ne way, this was a funny ass video

[codysgames]

almost mine

mines the 1st

[supered86]

LOL. dude, i was laughing my ass off the whole time.. shes like a "a bumpkin, whats a bumpkin?"

"a blumpkin" "a who" hahahaha.

"its gonna be hard to bring back the original but i can get another one" hahahahha

-crazy eddie

[mattapee]

I agree, that was fucking funny

[mowiejj]

u r freakin funnyy^^ im gonna do the same dude

[newfport]

I gave my woman a BlumpkinETTE one time. A front row seat if you will...

[aaabbbcccpizza]

great idea

[suckafartfrommyass]

i love to receive fellatio while defecating

[rgz1985]

That's not cool, these people are just trying to do there jobs the best they can. You shouldn't mess w/ peoples livelyhoods

[whyamiatschool]

there working in walmart! im sure they would enjoy a little break from there boring ass job!

[mattapee]

agreed

[InfamousHB]

Nice.

[Ocachobe]

lmao "a blumkin" hahahahahahaha ahaha