Favorite Movie Lines

[Schnurzy]

english mothafucka! do u speak it?!

[JerryAdams100]

"Im a cop you idiot"

LOL

[nbandit2k9]

say what again!!!! lool

[Jeopar4ly]

Why so serious?

[Diavolugrotesc]

I haven't seen Mr. Chow ...

[ZeldaFoxEars]

does he look like a bitch?

[KaleErwt]

It's a trap!

-General Ackbar



[countergnom]

yippee ki yay mother fucker

[bekasings]

"MAAA!!!! THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!" Love IT

[prod929292]

0:47 doug looks stoned as usual

[kman2000able]

we need to seal off ahhhhhhhh

[jackisnotgreen]

THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME!

[sebatigerpwn]

0:44 YA MON fkin troll :P

[vengeance33]

0:38 takes the cake lol

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

@IceGiraffes

Jingle All the Way

(btw its Schwarzenegger)

[zDeziaaH]

I'm beginning to question if Sylvester Stallone actually says words

[blaZinthemBudz]

0:19....FUCK ME LMAOOO

[Icewolf1923]

Missed 90% of fight club dialogue

[FirstFlamex]

can i get a thumbs up for no apperent reason at all?

[yougotmike]

i made a cut track with this. thanks!

[es78xx]

i can think of alot better lines than this

[SirCharlesDeKoy]

0:32 FO-RE-VER

[grayzee99]

quack...quack..quack QUACKKK!

[rahmadiakusuma]

lol Rocky Balboa 1:18

[Pezturbator]

Was the ending of Juice?

[veronik714]

the best one rocky...wtf he said...............

[ThadKs]

from like 3 movies

[LightninGawd]

0:18 reminded me of this video /watch?v=XhufrnT4818

[thezombiedragqueen]

not enough sam jackson....

[emergencyfuelsaver]

check out my Arnold Schwarzenegger spoof ....

[skiningspliffs]

" MAA ! THE MEATLOAF ... FUCK!" hahahaha

[mako1ism]

"The price is wrong b**ch" Adam Sandler. Classic

[Dany4Hollywood]

haha, the dude/chick who made the video is definately a Samuel L. (Motherfuckin) Jackson Fan! nice :P

[darkhokage20]

@IceGiraffes i think thats kinderharden cop. not too sure

[iJoshMac]

who said you can eat my cookies?!

[nintendolife25]

@iJoshMac You!

[rocoloco95]

"I am dangerous" - *clack* lolwut

[JeVousViolerai]

Dazed and confused ftw.

[IceGiraffes]

1:13

Who told you that you can eat my cookies?!

What film is that (with Schenwegger)?

[Grievousskywilliams]

@IceGiraffes Jingle all the Way

[simicager]

MA! The Meatloaf!!! Fuck! LMFAO

[churamoay]

LOL 1:08

[qazxsw21000]

Why did I get on youtube again?

[LakerGold24]

GET HIM A BODY BAG!! YEEAAAH!!

[mafistofun]

1:18 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOLOLOLOLOOL

[IceColdBlueSpike]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NAO

[Pocket2011]

*inaudible* Rocky

[DasGangle]

Has anyone ever understood Sylvester Stallone?

[Syphax1987]

@DasGangle the only thing i heard was "IDEETHIT TIT, DEEHET AHHHAAAAEEET

[1crazymouse2]

that was Awesome!!!!!!!

[Zachthekingsfan]

Love how most of the lines in this vid come from Samuel L. Jackson

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

*know* yes i mean "NOW".

Wrote wrong lol.

One letter can change the word compleately into a another word.

LOL TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

I think im going to watch pulp fiction know. DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH HHEHEHEHEEH

[ThePunisher2679]

good you got deep blue sea



[CnNRecords]

I know kung-fu !

[MegaBlackElmo]

Where is the one and only, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"?!?!?!?!?!?!

[finnisawesome]

Does he look like a bitch?

What?

*bang*

DOES... HE... LOOK... LIKE...A... BITCH?!

No!

They why you trying to fuck him like one?

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

@finnisawesome THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT. DID YOU WHAT KNOW WHAT THAT?

[C0GSniper]

Its not a tumah!

[HollywoodUndead158]

Yes they deserve to die and i hope they burn in hell plz tell me what movie its from i cant remember

[cg28270]

@HollywoodUndead158 a time to kill

[mattmuttBAMF]

fuck you chev chelios!

[damien036]

1:41 to 1:45, thats how i talk to the chopper pilot in bf3 when we are targeted.

[4Ocent]

bahubab beeeh -Sylvester Stallone

OLOLOLOLO

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

@4Ocent wroflawroflwrofla

[agnt0043]

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[charliehustlenflow]

sylverster: behgeehzeh....aiiirrghehh!!!

[chiclikethatguy]

The price is wrong..bitch!

[xValanirX]

no lord of the rings?

"One does not simply walk into mordor"

[strat127]

A lot of great lines from Samuel L. Jackson... maybe it's because he's fuckin' awesome!

[mynameismariusk]

where is "it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"?

[bigmidget117]

1:19-1:23? Can we translate that?

[W857TYWH408576NW0348]

Samuel Jackson is a dickhead and a shit actor

[rickfromsafelite]

omg 1:18 rocky made me piss myself laughing



[rafo467]

Omg...when Rocky started to cry about dead trainer i almost died of laughing.

[rafo467]

Haha...you are Jackson fan.

[jadsgirl95]

i love how loads of these are by samuel l jackson XD

[zekojanim]

where the hell is "hasta la vista baby"

[cyborgbunny1]

1:19 hahahahaha that wasnt even a sentence

[guilleeeee0123]

Tumahh

[paintcan176]

LMAO 1:18

[roguefx]

@paintcan176 its the best line

[ahmetcatak]

@roguefx what movie is it from lol

[suks2bu99]

LMAO AT 2:09

[patriciamisslilmex]

Dazed and Confused and Sandlot are the greatest movies of all time!!!!

[thatoneguy855]

Have you ever seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? That movie's like a quote bible

[DennisBayazitov]

Pulp Fiction has got to be the greatest movie ever!

[999emenem]

what the fuck the is no don vito carleone?????

[13L4CKV]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum

[Deviladin]

Put that cookie down, NOW!

[stb55555]

You forgot the best sam jackson line, "english motherfucker, do you speak it?"

[jcoleCRNA]

damn how many movies is Samuel L. Jackson in?!?

[pedrohin]

LOL @ rocky

[dport413]

Un touchables, Shaun Connery, on the porch. "you can't talk with a gun in your mouth!

[dmorris38290]

Some one likes weak movies

[lebronjordan3]

2:10-2:14- the shark can't speak but i think he say's "SHUT YOUR MOUTH OLD MAN!!!!"

[HouseofWurmstein]

The Matrix was the only one I recognized.

[tricking4life1]

Ninja ninja...rap, Ninja ninja...rap TMNT 2 FOR THE WIN!!!

[spanky5130]

Im a cop you idiot !!!!

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

@spanky5130 DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?!?!?!

[mikeymouseheheepic1]

@spanky5130 Spanky spanky hehe mousemouse. wiii spanky and mouse hehe 

[jddrago19]

so much respect for this guy, this is a great video!

[chevypillow247]

They Live?????

[theshadow27000]

you forgot two relly good ones ( get to the chopper) and (i am tierd of these mother fuckin snakes on this mouther fuckin plane) and those are all good movies

[EricGoule81]

"Yes they deserved to die, I hope they burn in hell"

"Does he look lie a bitch", Samuel L. Jackson is the Man!!!!!!

[twistymcslide]

@EricGoule81 he was.....fucking took a shark to the knee

[TehHardScoper]

Whatmovie is the Second to last clip?

[HABBANE47]

@TehHardScoper deep blue see

[straightupbowfisher]

You forgot dirty Harry do you feel lucky scarface say hello and pulp fiction bad mother fer scenes

[DaveTheDestoyer]

1:18 - 1:24.......priceless!!! ha ha ha ha

[tiagombranco]

0:26 = WIN!

[MrLotrfan]

whats the film at 0:26??????

[KhmerBoi90210]

@MrLotrfan Top Gun i think

[golsonkp]

You're missing "I have had it with these motha fucking snakes, on this motha fucking PLANE!"

[Emaster03]

I like how half of these are Adam Sandler quotes and the other half are Samuel L. Jackson quotes.

[burit0boy]

Below you are right

[rcmixed]

VHS we meet again...tracking

[SOLOMANCA94]

whats the movie at 0:27

[MrQZWarrior]

@SOLOMANCA94 The Departed

[filipinoguy101]

what's the movie at 1:04 ?

[MrQZWarrior]

@filipinoguy101 Night at the Roxxbury

[galeanoandres]

could u send me alist of these movies? miss old good classic movies.

[stonesrule200]

 the meat loaf fuck

[chibixfreak]

Now you'v seen how bad things can get, and how quick it can get that way, Well, they can get a Wholllllleee lot worse. SO were not GOING to fight ANYMORE, WERE GOIN TO PULL TOGETHER AND GOING TO, FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE!

FIRST WERE GOING TO SEEL ALONG THIS... WOOOOOSHH... nom nom, nom. :)

[chibixfreak]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[sholeizugly]

1:18 best one

[Hobofobico]

Where is "you bleed like mai li... mai li gooooood fuck"????!!

[MyUsernameIsMikee]

What about

"WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­LLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOON!"

[admiralflynn895]

does he look like a bitch? lmao

[613rsps]

its over 9000!

[awardak]

how come u forgot show me the money, I'll be back and the famous line from the fugitive I don't care and the "you can't handle the truth" just to name a few

[FatPizza6912]

who told you could eat my cookies!

YOU!!!!!!!

[orickjamez]

its not a tuuuummaa STUPID RUSSIAN 

[TiananmenGuard]

is there a single movie where Samuel L. Jackson isn't screaming?

[Glianja]

@TiananmenGuard Is there a single movie Samuel L. Jackson isn't IN???

[Brda13]

Dave Chappelle as Sam Jackson: "A shark ate my ass!!"

[hurnsohn100]

arnold schwarzenegger should be synchronized in every language

[Specterr1001]

the jaws 3 movie

[Specterr1001]

lol it's funny watching 'louie' in this serious movie

[yiamamoto]

"Sweep the leg..."

[whipoutsomenuts]

i know who your favourite actors are :P

[feske007]

MA THE MEATLOAF!! ... FUCK!!

[CoffeeGrinderzTV]

EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE

[jrodr172]

1:08 lmaooo

[fruitsbasketmangalov]

best f***ing username ever

[FrederikLambert]

Now, i find this highly biased ;)

[waitingisfun]

Joker's you complete me" is better.

[grotezque]

1.00 best ever D

[blacckkRain]

what movie is that at 0:26

[FriendlyFeederFish]

@blacckkRain the movie is called "top gun"

[Pottsfan1]

I miss usual suspects

[NorteRed206]

eehh..

[maiden0206]

your name should be called SchwarzeNorriSamuel

[mattoffthewall]

I love how the majority of this video is Samuel L. Jackson

[thenewerlogin]

You like Sam Jackson, don't you?

[JRoc14NSL]

@thenewerlogin he's a good actor 

[srulers]

@thenewerlogin and pulp fiction

[thenewerlogin]

@srulers Who doesn't?

[srulers]

@thenewerlogin i know

[GameProof]

FUS RO DAH !

[guitarhero7946]

@GameProof love all the skyrim trolls!

[Heptasmegistus]

What's at 1:25?!

[andrewmci89]

theres only like a dozen films here lol, is this your favorite from your personal collection?

[NICOger1992]

Hm.. Where ist De Niros legendary "You talkin' to me?" -.-

[ThosCrazyVids]

Why is Samuel L. Jackson in like 80% of the clips?? -___-

[Marcaveli7]

Do you own more than a dozen movies?

[LJWV]

bangerang rufioooooooo

[Indiadancer1]

The price is wrong, bitch. - genius

[gustavomanya7]

Abdldl.. blblbljdlai.. 1:18 don't hate me

[sniiperrable]

@gustavomanya7 hahahahhahahhaahhahahhahahhah a

[hamada008]

@gustavomanya7

LOL my neck hurts from laughing

[Darathath]

@gustavomanya7 Don't get it.

[scoutguydaly]

@gustavomanya7 no we don't hate you for that. In fact I might just love you for that.

[tmcmill52]

Get him a bodybag! LOL

[tweety6249]

i get older they stay the same age... lol