Valentines Dating Advice

[purplepiegirl1]

thats how u get girls. THANK U MAN

[arkangel71225]

@clubpenguin8599 ........... are you a girl?

[TeamSelfluv]

Wasn't Clarissa's hair blonde?

[uiltimatemaster]

:stfubitch:

[ChannelNumber98]

OWNAGE AT 1:28

[ChannelNumber98]

then his anal was on fire 4 the rest of the night

[sparkyspark32]

ok....O.O

[myooooz]

Hey, HEY MICHAEL! Nice nose! >=D

[spidnok]

i feel bad for that guy that has to share a cell with him

[dharmactcyu48]

@spidnok @ChannelNumber98 yeah, poor bald guy...

[MiotaLee]

Where can I get this guy's number?

[TheBluntMan22]

does anyone else notice he has no nose ! LOL

[NamNamMcfluffyness3]

her hair changes color

[MrsProller123]

bobby needs to getting laid on valentine's day and losing my virginy and play naughty role-play costumes

[johnmas25]

Nice job!great info!

[WizzScorp65]

0:00 - 0:14 a Left for Dead 2 Poster on the right

[paddy1198]

I've watched 3 of funymony's vids and they all start with someone crying

[missCrissawebbx]

:P

[missCrissawebbx]

how many more replies to my comment am i gunna get from you micheal?!?!?! D:

[jonnycashman100]

@missCrissawebbx IT WILL NEVER END CLARRISA. :)

[WiseOldBill]

ok ive watched 3 vids by this guy and everyone is crying at the start.

[darkshojogirl]

I will definitely follow this advice and stalk my secret love, kidnap his best friends, torture them, sneak into his house, kidnap him and tie him to a wall!

[asdfgirl83]

GNOOOOME.

[DocterCross]

What.. the f just happened...

[RedFlame139]

So your teaching me how to be a stalker?



[GrandSKAF]

This didn't teach me anything i didn't allready know...

So yeah i'll see you around, but you wont see me... before Valentines day that is :D

[realmensparkle8462]

And bye for now means Life in prison

[KatanaGalen]

at 0:13 left 4 dead 2

[WizBunny3]

Valentines day is coming up, we need his follow up :D

[Ms13Gamer]

hahaha. Bye for now!

[Kisame517]

oh jesus, my name is clarrisa(hides)

[SoulsAndHeadphones]

lol occasionly food... whats up with the purple feddish!!

[TheNixy27]

lolwtomg! wats with old lady and are u crazy!

[Shadowhobbo]

so all those girls must work at the same place?

or is it a purple fetish?

[clubpenguin8599]

im officially afraid to go to bed to night :P

[aloo20]

I feel sorry for the guy he's sharing a cell with

[jonasisnumba1]

left 4 dead 2 poster

[PsylomeAlpha]

anyone else think that the serial killer looks like Toon Link?

[BLEAHGames124365]

@PsylomeAlpha Looks like Prince Gumball off of the genderbent Adventure time to me.

[tharailwaydra]

looks like ed gein directed this. Xp

[PrinceNewRomeo]

....what did I just watch?

[TheInspiredNoob]

Uh.. her hair sorta... changes color...

[jos21luv]

@TheInspiredNoob Yeah it did.

[Loki7744]

Lol Left 4 Dead poster at the begining

[FatadeiFiori91]

is this made by flash :-) ?

[risingrisingrising]

0:05 look at the computer screen then 1:45 same costume.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

Chompski!

[Shadowhobbo]

meanwhile, in wisconsin...

[TehDanimal12]

AH DAMNIT!! i forgot to raid the panty drawer ¬_¬

[GAMERSHARK100]

at 1:06 he looks like toon link! :O

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

DONT FORGET TO RAID THE PANTIE DRAWR!!!!!

[dsdudeman97]

FOR NOW!

[cokaneds]

0:28 Granny Porn!! D=

[234689ify]

"STuffed cat with chocolate"

"IM GONA KILL MR.FLUFFY"

those are 2 lines i heard relative to animal killing. FUCK YOU.

[M0oseTacular]

hmm i was just going to write her a poem and a love card but this way seems much easyer :D

[M0oseTacular]

hmm i was just going to write her a poem and a love card but this way seems much easyer :D

[Thomaskee99]

her hair changes



[MrGamer541]

I JUST noticed at the begining there is a refrence to Left 4 Dead 2

[ilikejoebobyo]

my cack is the only food they get >:)

[Davidov41]

heheheh i need this serial killer

[xXemocloudXx13]

i'm gonna do this =DD

just 4 fun XD

[jrlego10]

i dont even know what to think about this video

[missCrissawebbx]

my names clarissa :S

[Hakudohshi]

@missCrissawebbx Is this Clarissa? :D

Hello Clarissa >:D

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

@missCrissawebbx Who is that behind you?

[Apollo2947]

@missCrissawebbx I heard you like cats...

[nmgh101]

@missCrissawebbx god damnit clarrisa you better cooperate, or i'll chop you up into bits, haha :)

[jonasisnumba1]

@missCrissawebbx well helloooooooooooooooo clarissaaaaaaaa

[themattman9001]

@missCrissawebbx sucks to be you...

[yrtomin]

@missCrissawebbx Be on your gaurd D:

[jonnycashman100]

@missCrissawe

[xXDanteskXx]

@missCrissawebbx oh... hello there clarissa... can i get you something to eat?... want a chocolate?.... how about.. we sit in my couch that obviously is safe and doesnt have a needle hidden where you will sit making you unconciouss letting me have my romantic ways with you....?<333

[TheDestane]

@missCrissawebbx Look behind you.

[Grace2011xx]

Did anyone else notice the L4D 2 poster in his room

[TheMasterchief1997]

Haha "I heard you liked cats, so i hollow this one out and filled it with chocalate" XD

[u7y8u7y8]

:O

l4d poster at 0:01

smoker, bill, gnome awesome, rochelle and coach

[dasjoker446]

lolol Gnome chompsky's got Coach, Rochelle, and two smokers!

[blieb1212]

he makes me think of niels = = ;

[giovanniboydbonanno]

im scared for the guy in the cell with him at the end...

[SirEwonJung]

why does he dress like doug?

[avgn32x]

wait .........omfg!!!!! i wont!



[avgn32x]

maybe i should do this to my girlfriend to shut her up....

[pkmnss]

Thats fucked up

[inuyashaxkogome]

awww hes so sweet!

[TheSnoopyBox]

I took his advice..it didn't work out for me very well..

[PizzComingFromMyAzz]

....the serial killer!  xDDD

[SweetSanctuarii]

Michael Davis has a sexy voice.

[Minecraftian345]

2 ppl followed his advice

[tomirocks9721]

he said goodbye....... FOR NOW

[MrMiDG3TMaN]

At the start at the top right hand side there is a l4d2 poster :D

[iluvshadow342]

@MrMiDG3TMaN I know!:D Gnome!:D

[HalinaTayo]

Is that Newgrounds(.)com in his computer monitor?

[pudinthemushroomhead]

@HalinaTayo noduh

[theilikecheesegirl]

Lol Wen I get married and I get mad at my husband I'm gonna say what she said!!! OMG GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danne249]

if you want younger girls then ask pedo bear

[ngdj999]

fucking creepy

[wildface97]

He was creepy - too unusually calm O.O

[xXxBwittni]

Well be lonely no more with dating advice from Micheal Davis :D - the serial killer! D:

[KarlBerkon]

Why is the Serial Killer the only one without a nose?

[Hyperboy2164]

The serial killer kind of almost sounds like Vic Mignogna

[dysfunctionalangel1]

@Hyperboy2164

I've met him! :D but Inever actually listened to his voice only when he plays Edward :/

[MegMelodyz]

@Hyperboy2164 omg... you're right o_o

[Sami8s]

this thing works!

[Themingemoblie]

Why Did The Hair Change?

[legostar9090pk]

what gave you this video idea?!

[xOblivionAbyssx]

...wait for now?

[spriteaddict2435]

... was there a hidden message in that last line

[3011remaerdyad]

He gunna get it in in jail!

[Jasupi911]

do another one!!! except show him hows he doing in jail :D

[ElitexxxSaiyan]

Man, I almost got raped by the guy in my cell I should have never done this

[ytmszpop35]

LLLOOOLLLZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

[superextremehappy]

The only part you could see the whites of his eyes was 1:03 to 1:07

[luelue12]

omg, were the part 2!!

[HellsingFreakXp]

Hey!!!! im not blond! e- e im brown haired.... get it right!

[megaexplosions]

this was actually creepy...

[naomie123456]

Love the l4d2 picture in the beginning

[KOTTOMNOUTHKING]

Jakobie

Cuz he killed the real clarissa and swaped her with another chick

[emillification]

would this technique work on MEN???

[ImJustALittlePerson]

He looks like a lego minifigure because he has beady eyes and hes always smiling.

[MoslanMan]

Now I know what I was doing wrong....

I forgot the bunny suit!

[ZeroToNowhere]

@MoslanMan Mine is dressed as a raccoon.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

CHOMPSKY!!!!!!!! CHOMPSKY!

[enlowmation]

GNOME CHOMPSKY WILL DESTROY MANKIND WITH HIS GNOMEY MAGIC! FEAR THE GNOME! FEEEAAAAR!!!

[fresca9990211]

Dark Humour ftw!

[TheYayaycsable]

he seems nice =]

[mkzhero]

aww he's cute.

[Linlee1000]

Thanks to you i'll never sleep again. :U

[Harajukudarkangel]

yay ED'S BACK~!!! WITH AWESOMENESS

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

If Micheal had light-green hair, I'd call him Dento

[voltex12345]

i'll be sure to follow

i like him! he look's at me in the eye

[Inkspeckle]

"...well be lonely no more with some great dating avice from michael davis..."

" :D "

"...the serial killer."

"aaawww."

[auxyo9]

your video just amaze me...............

[thedarkinhell]

oooh pretty funny

[Iguana875]

Oh god, this was weird as fuck, and I'd loved every second of it.

[GeneralAlphaShark]

Also remember that gifts play an important role in the development of any relationship, a severed finger or your pubic hair should be sufficient in this process

[AishaNeko]

fff, this was great. Though I'd be a bit scared if all guys started acting like Michael Davis [idontwantmypantiesinasoupplz]

[HeyYashamaru]

The voice actor for 'Michael Davis' is amazing - combining a children's television presenter with something truly disturbing.

[TheTC]

@YinSasuxHinaYang Yes, because never being reminded of this channel's existence is so God damned irritating.

[LegoStein13]

Certainly it was a girl who disliked this awesome video XD

[MagicanStar]

i think the picture in the beginning (the one with the girl) looked kinda like ramona flowers (from scott pilgrim series) with large erect d**k.

[MagicanStar]

i think the picture in the beginning looked kinda like ramona flowers (from scott pilgrim series) with large erect d**k.

[DinoSwede]

Wow, I don't think I'll ever be able to multitask again. JUST when you thought he wouldn't be there, my hair stands up on the back of my neck. A sure sign that I'm being probed. Sweet vid! Rekindled my spirit!

[godihatethissite]

lololol my picture. i'm so hypnotized by his DATING PROWESS

[Yakita60]

wow....i'm aroused. O_O

[supersentiger]

WHO IN THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS ALREADY

[MrToiletclogger]

bout time you made somthing :D... Haha <3. you amazingly sexy. i wanna take my pants off and love you all night long. hope you like male love :)

[InfectedHybrid]

LOL Left 4 Dead picture in the background xD Epic xD

[ixatexurxcookies]

I'm so scared lol.

[Inkspeckle]

"and remember...some taste better with AGE." *licklicklick*

thanks. Now I will have nightmares FOREVER.

[hotdogsurprise]

lol loved it!

[wiersandlines]

SOMEONES GONNA GET RAPED!

[TheGeoshark]

@wiersandlines and something tells me his name ISN'T Micheal Davis the serial killer

[TEJANO246]

YEEEA NEW VIDEO!!!!! :D

[THCspliff]

dont forget to raid the pantie dror, they make for a good stew xD

[90Alex90]

D:

[zxcvbnm193728]

"bye for now"

hahaha we all know what that means....wait.....we do!

F*CK

[frogb00ts]

Whaaaaaaat, you actually uploaded something?

[AyushmaGrg]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool

[hammiekid1]

i love you!

[MustLoveCookies]

LMAO, made my Valentine's day waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better, :P

I bought a bunch of chocolate, and I'll probably watch all these movies ... But they'll be good ol' Monthy Python movies :D

[ReadyAimDuck]

YAYAYAYAYAY! Finally a new video! :D

[YeahCain2]

yay your not dead! :D 

[YeahCain2]

@YinSasuxHinaYang what is the point in unsubbing? its not like we have a sub limit

[DragonFire381]

Holy crap, I laughed way too hard just now XD

[xXXthefirefliesXXx]

0.0

[ShadeC4]

Hope things in your life have gotten in order. =) I can still remember that video you uploaded about your screwy daily schedule... Tormentuous lifestyle. ._<

[ManamoPrime]

Far too awesome, this changed my life... I'm going to hollow out my cat and fill it with chocolate!

[KEVINbeingKevin]

that was wicked funny

[TheForestInYou]

That voice freaks me out... XD

[cosmiccandy]

That was too funny! But it's true what they say, often the most dfangerous serial killers are the most deceptive/soothing to speak to. It's how they gain the trust of their potential victims.

Great cartoon, was surprised to see the upload after so long, but I hope that means you've been having success and a lot of positive work assignments. Thanks all the same and happy Valentine's day!

[TheFoxxKing]

i felt sorry for the big guy in the prison cell with him

[MegaAppless]

i llolleeed ....and i dk y!!!!!!!!!!

Girls need food and water.