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  • 1:47 Rofl. Yep, it's not all fun in the reserves.

  • hey! don't knock arabic for dummies!! its a good book!

  • 1:05 TOMCATS FOREVER! IF YOU HATE THE TOMCAT YOU HATE PLANES!

  • 0:12 

  • Looks like 'dem Fallujah Boys bit themselves off a little more than they can chew...get it?...Dukes of Hazzard? XD

  • People didn't have any humor in WWII...damn that life expectancy.

  • ... and DONT touch NOTHING?... double negative fail!

  • Mute.

  • god bless all of you that serve,and but your're lifes on the line everyday.its nice to see that you can have a little fun when you get the chance.these haters that write this crap about you guys,will be the first ones crying when someone comes to take their freedom away from them.God bless all of the men and women who serve this nation.

  • 1:31

    Just...Just...What in god's name is that?

  • @RyanBrooksby A new type of wep the US Army to kill 2 people at a time.

  • @martice11

    *Sniffles*

    It's...Beautiful.

  • okay just clear up the whole tax dollars thing every year each platoon make a video to have fun relieve stress enter in a contest to win a prize for the platoon and it gives there familys peace of mind in the sense that hes not doing bad because of the fun him or her is having in the videos and another thing if your wasting your life on here arguing about it you probably dont have a job there fore dont pay taxes thank you :P

  • GO MILITARY

  • Lol

    "I'm so bored!!!"

  • 1:34 Who saw the puppy? Awww...

  • the us militarry thinks of the funniest thing lol

  • Yep we killed the dirty people in the dust. Ok next target. Um the American People? Fuck you sir thats an unlawfull order and I will shoot you before I shoot my fellow American's.

  • it was hell out there for my squad and me only 1 hour of sleep seeing your friends die i was glad as a troop and my friends are glad too and got a bullet wound to the leg (its ok now but still hurts)

  • at :50 i was screaming "TURN THE ENGINE ON,TURN THE ENGINE ON!!!!"

  • 1:56 is my favorite one.

  • This is hilarious... and not for any political or fundamentalist reasons. It's funny, enough said.

  • @unoob106 if your tax dollars weren't being spent in good use you wouldnt have the right to say that now shut the fuck up. You have no idea what its like to be in a combat situatuion, and most likely never will. Neither do I and nor will I, but I understand that these amazing people dedicate their lives to keeping our country free, I'm pretty sure thats enough for them to deserve some fun sometimes. If you want the soldiers to stop messing around go over there, put on body armor, and tell them

  • @mindlesszombie950

    I am sure you love to buy that bullshit line, but quite frankly interventionist nation building, and general war profiteering doesn't promote freedom anywhere. I agree they deserve fun, but I am not going to buy the bullshit that they are promoting our freedoms anywhere in the world. By all reasonable standards the U.S. military has actually helped in the destruction of freedoms, with countless civilian testimony's to back that up.

  • under that Carrier it should read,"90,000 tons of aggressive negotiations"

  • Good times in afghanistan

  • 1:43 lol

  • to all those that made negative comments, no mater what nationality: go and look up what it takes to be a member of the services. not only that, look up the meaning of death and then apply that to the hardships of the fighting men and women. Im in ROTC but our instucter was a corpsman the seved with the MC, he told us what it feels like for a freid to die in your arms: Service men and wome deserve 110% of their share of fun.

  • @Iamthewalrus3200 thank god finally someone with some sense. thank you.

  • Rather you agree or disagree with war these men and women put their lives on the line everyday. They do things in 1 day that most people can't even begin to imagine in their entire lifetime. It's refreshing to see them enjoying life in what little time they can. A HEARTFELT THANK YOU AND SAFE RETURN HOME TO OUR TROOPS.

  • Thank you mute button

  • i had to mute at 0:00 beacuse of stupid song

  • 1:22 holy jesus I wish I had a military squirrel!

  • Hahaha all i could do was laugh...

  • 1:20 tactical squral

  • all he did was spend four hours on google lokking for gay poics like this...

  • 0:48 thats one big haji

  • 0:51 what if that plan took off

  • @ArcParizmah he would hear the engin turning over before it sucked him in

  • hell we all are human and humans get bored from time to times

  • Fckin' A dittybag!!!!!

  • glad my tax dollars are going to good use

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 Yea im happy when i see people serving having a little bit of fun they deserve it 100%!

  • @PvMJubi Thank you!

  • @PvMJubi agreed

    

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 you took the words right out of my mouth canadian corps easy company i was in kabul for a few months

  • @riccitxbox Thank you for your service brother.

  • @riccitxbox When were you out there? I heard that shit was heavy back in the 90's...Still cant be heaven, lol even if there wasnt a hostile in miles its still hell when cold is 90 XD

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 umm... i think it was 03 i only once saw firefight... and tbh its worse than pple think, its not dramatic like movies but sittng in a hole for almost 3 hours strait almost dead out of ammo can f+ck up ur mind a lil bit im fine but my pals i pray fo em

  • @riccitxbox They had me in Zhari,and your right, Movies and games got it all wrong... Sure theres drama, but not like doing back flips and fighting like a frigen ninja, more like when u watch or find out one of ur friends stepped on an IED or got him self killed...I was in a few fire fights it was heavy out there.... I know I killed other human beings though, that disturbs me other than that I pray for those who survied tho we are blessed...we still need guidance,

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 ya i remember I'm just the standard infantry man no special training and our company was in a small town bajj... somthin and we had a marksman give us a sit rep and the road was IED infested so we called up the E.M.S (explosive management squad) to go but they were short so i was picked to follow them and watch there point BOY was i scared

  • @riccitxbox Yeah my first taste of real fear came three years ago in some little town. I don't remember the name but We were watching this little market we had this translator He was American but knew the language good guy his namewas Rob Buccili he was talking with this guy who was selling veggies and supposedly there was some ordinents in a little house other end of the market me and three other guys were sent to check it out Scariest shit ever.

  • @riccitxbox I remember once we were on patrol outside a small village in june fucking 105 degrese we started hearing fire near the village so we ran out by a dmall rise of land by this little (What used to be paved) road and we sat there for about two hours shooting at ppl we barrely saw trying to move acrossed a little feild carrying rifles...We lost a guy tht day... I didnt know him very well he was the first guy i saw die...on the side of a road in the desert....

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 lol! you scared little bitch. You were not a soldier if your scared of some cavemen a half a world away! LOL! Americans = Scared pussies of EVERYTHING leave the light on at night don't you American Bitch boy?

  • @YourSistersHusband I'm British and serving in Her Majesties Royal Army. And there is soooo much wrong with your comment i just feel the need to tell you how much of a moron you are. First off, They are NOT cavemen half the world away, they're Smart human beings with an AK an RPG an intelligence that far surpasses yours, evidently, that allows them to use ingennius tactics and lay IEDs which will definitely ruin your day. Secondly I thank god we have allies like the Americans. Don't be Ignorant.

  • @PSSiddles damn straight. those "cavemen" can make a bomb that would hate rape a fucking stryker out of some old UXO, wire, batteries and a cell phone. civilians will never understand that though.

  • @ColdBlueSteel21 Cheers for the support then, i was actually scared for a moment i was going to get a load of hate mail from random civvies. your right though, they won't ever understand that we're fighting other human beings. People with frontline brothers and sisters just like us. Not just some monkeys with sticks. But it's probably better that way i suppose.

  • @XBrokenwingsX98

    Amen brother!

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 Hooyah to that im a navy corpsman and im so tired of hearing people bitch about where their tax dollars go.its sad that the military doesn't get the respect they have earned and deserve because people think there money is being wasted.so next time people want to put up some bullshit about they way their tax dollars are spent, consider that you are allowed to type in english, not required to in japanese, german, or russian.

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 YEAH YOU TELL THAT TOWEL HEAD WHATS UP

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 america must let anyone in to the army, you cant even spell

  • @XBrokenwingsX98

    Oh please, if you actually think your are "protecting people's freedoms" you are highly deluded. You are right in the fact that the wars of attrition you contribute to are the only reason the "American" middle/high class can live such selfish greedy lifestyles. Tho I don't think exploiting others in order to live the "American dream" is exactly the angle you were trying to get at there. Either way its evident that war profiteering doesn't promote freedom.

  • @NeutralExistence So says the dick with the hitler pic? You even know why he went to war? FOR MONEY AND BLONDE HAIR.

  • @XBrokenwingsX98

    My "avatar" has nothing to do with support for Hitler, don't try to derail the argument with your Ad hominem attacks. Do you, or do you not support the fantasy that "American" troops are deployed to "keep people free"? The German army was fighting for the same kind of shit you guys are today, "freedom" for their people, that is what you are doing in Iraq/Afghanistan. Securing the future for YOUR people.

    Halliburton is a clear example of war profiteering.

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 GOD BLESS YOUR SOLE SIR AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE BRAVE AND ARE WILLING TO FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY!!!!! BACK OFF PUSSY'S CAN SHUT UP AND LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO DEFEND IT!!!!!

  • @Entertaniocity Thank you brother.

  • @Entertaniocity

    Caps-lock is the key under "Tab".

  • @Entertaniocity God Bless you, man.

  • @Entertaniocity

    Sole: The undersurface of a person's foot.

    Why are you blessing his feet...?

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 what did you mean by that last part?

  • @ttv0 ?

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 the part were you said "alla to say hi.byeby"

  • @ttv0 Oh jeah, I mean it like wont be a pizza guy =) It'll be Allah to say hi.... Was i unclear?

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 no it was just me i get it now thanks

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 Sorry bro, but you're working for INVADERS.. nobody is invading America, stop acting like you're fighting for freedom when you're fighting for corporations. Even your own government calls you "stupid animals".

  • @CayleRose Yeah, we're invaders. Invaders for the presorvation of freedom through out the world and in our own land.

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 Saddam did a better job. Its so fucked up to see young men and women die for wars they don't understand. Don't forget, the US installed Saddam, now installing a new dictator which calling for civil war. Like the US employed Bin Ladin. It is not in our interest to spread our fucked up way of life around the world. Why do you believe in meaningless murder and invasions?

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 all that you guys do for all of us is great that fact that you do stuff like this dosent bother me one bit hell if anything you deserve it more than any one some people just are jerks with no respect for what you guys do every day and thats sad thanks from the bottom of mine an countless others heats really your doing a great job

  • @XBrokenwingsX98 Thank you for what you have done for our country sir. :)

  • @unoob106 you're a fucking idiot if that's sarcasm. if not then it is going to good use. if not for those troops you wouldn't have any dollars to begin with.

  • @unoob106 because people risking their lives dont deserve a few minutes of fun... you think theyre going to be sprinting around 12 hours a day?.. fuck off bitch

  • i want that humvee

  • 1:50 helll yah!!1

  • The Fire truck is epic!!

  • 0:50 wait till it turns on

  • 0:30 how in the world could you be bored flying one of those things?

  • 1:13 WTF

  • 1:25 LOL!!

  • The lion is his spotter

  • where the herion at

  • Thumbs up, You guys who thought a guy was gonna get blown i le face as he sleeps by a plane engine

  • fallujah one wasn't funny

  • @Renegade2895 i thought it was. go hug a tree or something

  • @GaryHall78 lol

  • shitheads

  • LOL american patriotism video. BUWAHAHAH

  • was ne homosexuelle musik...

  • wdf helicopter with a wrecking ball oh shit run

  • is that bin laden o.o why is he still alive O.o

  • 1:29

    sergeant: run

    private: i am

    sergeant (comes in with helicopter): Than run faster

  • the helicopter with the wrecking ball is classic lol

  • ARMY SQUERRIL!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:55 Lol=)

  • Outstanding. Just love this.

  • Some of these are photoshopped, but funny anyway

  • 0:51 funny when the turn on the engines

  • I enjoyed this too much!

  • 1:28 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • shame about the fucking nauseating tune

  • hehe, the shocker

  • geez, the longer the wars go, the more of these things happen!

  • Gentleman, start your engines.

    HOLY SHIT SIJDHIJSHUAHSUHAS

  • 1:46 damn fucking right

  • 0:17 YES THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

  • Wow, pics in a brake of killing people around the world for oil...haha !

  • @Chvija1986 NIGGA GO KILL YOURSELF

  • @rottensquids Im not nigga you uneducated cowboy

  • @Chvija1986 lmao uneducated cowboy!!! hahaha that was funny, but still the world would be better without your military hating ass, so please would you be so kind as to kill yourself, sincerly, the rest of the world

  • @rottensquids Kill yourself? Is that best of your humor? The rest of the world? The rest of the world hate your military even more...

  • well, the soldiers gotta enjoy something while they are there. They don't know if their next mission is going to be their last or not

  • 1:01 what does that hand gesture mean!?

  • @simplyskilled two in the pink, one in the stink!

  • 1:30 carmageddon with helicopters

  • 1:25 Hammerfight (game) :D

  • i wish i was in the army

    (not really, id probably die

  • 0:39 is funny

  • chairforce

    

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  • like we care about double negetives

  • @norristyler98 You care if you're trying not to die in a jet and you inadvertently tell someone to do touch everything! ;)

  • 1:20 Master Chief

  • heli-spike ball is funny lol

  • i think you will find dont touch nothing is a double negitive

  • GIANT MUSLIM ALIEN AT 0:45

  • 2:00 nice spotter :D

  • 1:01 THE SHOCKER!!!!!

  • 1:28 lmao!!!!!

  • 0:08 they lined that up good :D

  • 1:18 is real

  • 1:48 and 2:00 are awesommmme!!! LOL

  • the army is alot more than people think it's not fly over have a battle were two army charge at each other screaming and shooting it's more relaxed this is what they do daily they kill just about 3 people a week probably at the most.

  • wow at .3 thats just fucked up

  • GENERAL LEE 01

  • :53 that is something i would SO do!!! im always looking for new interesting places to take naps :)

  • hahaha there were actually some pretty dam funny ones..

    and i have the same Maxim mag 1:14 lol

  • 0:52 what would happend if it started ?

  • @Motorcross53Luke he would of got sucked into the engine and well need i say more

  • 0:41 thats what happens if you let the black guy drive

  • HELICOPTER WITH A MACE!

  • would be funnier WITH music

  • Kuwait's right! Beautiful:) * العراق مركز شر

  • elvis thats da shit

  • country of bastards 

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  • @MrBlackpancake The military is the only group of people who can have fun in hell!

  • @hakkelaer1 And create Hell cause the greatest idiot on earth has been elected two times

  • @MrBlackpancake and you copy other comments,LOW

  • @Ra9199 did'nt notice i had top comment :l but of course it would be a copy of other comments it's what alot of people would have on they're mind

  • @MrBlackpancake I get it, but does that have to be the top comment on every US military video where anything is remotely funny?

  • @metalictempest a good point and i just notice i can remove it i'll do us both a favor :D

  • Puppy in a pouch

  • at 2:01 he it says 'DONT touch NOTHING' doesnt that mean that he actually HAS to touch everything??

  • 1:53

  • 0:49 OMG

  • love the spotter

  • 01:29 ahahah!!!!

  • arabic for dummies was my fav

  • 240p we meet again.

  • @MrDudenub 360 fail bro