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  • lincon is epic

  • His beard senses didn't work at the play

  • I think lincoln had "Booth" seats for the play

  • lol Watch his eyebrow when he shoots the guy.

  • fuck converindent

  • Oh god died at the comment

    "146 years ago"

  • I tried calling 8. It didn't work......so much for HONEST Abe.

  • I heard this play got great ratings from Decomposing Potato.

  • LINCON dont go i read a history book

  • 71 Confederates were killed by Lincoln's Beard

  • you can text me at 8... no, thats it...

  • Its Fenton

  • I prefer NUTella on my toast

  • the same lincoln that is the vampire hunter

  • i love how this video is in sepia but the john smith one is in perfect color

  • You should go dude.

  • ITS A TRAP

  • i texted 8

  • DONT GO DONT GO PLZ DONT GOOOOO

  • fart in ur hat and sell it for $99999999999999.01

  • lol 1:02 146 years ago

  • DON'T DO IT!

  • i wanna kiss gettysburg

    

  • @bakersk8er16 LOL OMG!!! I bet you do weirdo

  • press 2 repeatedly

  • "StephenDouglas69, 146 years ago" XDD

  • "StephenDouglas69"

    Lolz

  • RayWilliamLincoln

  • hahah one of the best maybe the best one so far hahaaha

  • NO DONT GO ITS JUSTIN BIEBER GREAT GRANDPARENTS

  • @firefurnece Why.....? Why the fuck would you mention that?!

    FLAG THIS FAG!!!!

  • @PeppaJackable whats with the hate? u a JB fan than sorry to offend jeez :\

  • @firefurnece No im sick of seeing it on every page on the internet. For fuck sake stop givin him publicity

  • who is this acting?

  • 0:47 HELL YEAH!!!

  • no its a trap!!!!!!!

  • i wanna see leonidas

  • KISSES FOR LINCON!

  • Go to the play for fourscore and 69!

  • 3 Hell Yeah!!!

  • go to the play but have your seat turned toward the entrance

  • he plays north in rvb

  • Go to the play, but make sure you sit in a nice, exposed position........ Where I have a clear line of fir- I mean so you can have an amazing time!

    -JW BOOTH!

  • 1:08 Beard sensors.

  • 4 score and 69

  • You can go to the play but make sure john wilkes booth is not there

  • No, it's a trap

  • "I don't trust those god damn internet quotes"

    - Abraham Lincoln

  • I've written a draft for Henry VIII as a pimp with a rap. I though Burnie could play him because he's also a sexy pimp.

  • I heard that play is to die for.

  • @rollerball987 a haaaaa!!! nice

  • @rollerball987 I'll fix that for you.

    I heard that play

    *sunglasses*

    Is to die for.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • @rollerball987 dude, spoilers

  • His beard sense didn't work at the theater :(

  • Kisses for Daddy! lol

  • I think you should go see the play.

  • he missed

  • DONT GO. IIIITTTTTSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAA TTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

  • *you can text me at...8 lol

  • Lol you cam

  • bruce lee for sure

  • "But hey! I like black coffee, I like white coffee... I just like them both... Separately... But equally ;)... Racism"

    Haha.

  • i think you should go to the play....i heard it was -puts on sunglasses- THE BOMB! GET IT! CAUSE HE DROPPED A NUKE ON LINCOLN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY

  • HOORAY FOR BEARD SENCE

  • THATS RIGHT BITCH! IM PRESIDENT!

  • lol yeh thts right bitch im president haha awesome

  • NO! Lincoln NO!

  • Don't go... IT'S A TRAP..

    SHE'S A MAN !1

  • turn on transcribe audio then pause at 2:03

  • No don't go!!!!

  • well i like asian coffee

  • my beard feels a tingling...boom! THATS RIGHT BITCH! IM PRESIDENT!

  • IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!

  • FOUR-SCORE AND SIXETY NINER

  • dont go

  • That was a lie 8 dosent work

  • DON'T GO! 

  • DON'T GO! You totally threw the Constitution in the garbage, but still...we don't want you assassinated!

  • Jefferson Davis for the win

  • Lincoln was a two-term president.....

  • DONT GO!!!, ah dang it too late

  • Democraps and Republican'ts. Ah, Congress.

  • @2chuggaaconroy The more things change, the more they stay the same.

  • Such a cute doggy.

  • GO TO IT

  • Neil armstrong

  • This guy should do Stalin or G.W Bush.

  • YES!

  • yes

  • Still my favorite Past Cast. The John Smith being a very close second though.

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  • The theater will "BLOW" your mind Lincoln!

  • The Penny says "Comment WTF" so...

    WTF

  • I texted you a long time ago.... I still haven't gotten a reponse yet.

  • Don't go! It's a trap!

  • go to the play but just remember that your dream you had last night will come true

  • What's that word for raping an animal? I think Lincoln just did it.

  • GI TO THE PLAY!

  • and u can call me at...........8

  • THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH, I'M PRESIDENT!!!

  • No Lincoln dont...oh wait

  • tbh you shouldnt go to that play, it will end badly for you. [Spoiler] Your gonna get shoot [/spoiler]

  • Text me at 8!

    Love it.

  • "hold on, my beard sense is tingling" lol thats awesome

  • "If Lincoln dosen't, you know butter the bread he's not gonna get to eat his toast tonight" *WTF??* If Lincolns lucky, tonight he's gonna score. And if he's super lucky, he's gonna four score-and sixty nine her." *DOUBLE WTF!!!*

  • Geoff and Griffon as Adam and Eve

  • THATS RIGHT BITCH IM PRESIDENT!!!!!

  • Go to the play.... Now... where the FUCK is my goddamn penny!?

  • Do we actually get a penny for our thoughts?

  • 4 score and 69! FTW

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  • Ha! You guys mis-capitalized YouTube in the title.

  • THATS RIGHT BITCH IM PRESIDENT

  • Abe Lincoln the most hip Republican every

  • instanin

  • That shit was awesome!

  • NO dont go to the play THE RATINGS WHERE TERRIBLE NOOOOOO

  • "Don't get very tired when you got ghettysburg." ._.

  • @mafiamanj15 he said Marry tied, ie his marry

  • That awkward moment when you forget your gun when you go out

  • It's funny, because Lincoln was the most badass president ever.

  • dont do it u gunna bitch.

  • gettysburg is Lincolns bitch

  • Past Cast: Nikola Tesla.

  • I guess these past casts show that RayWilliamJohnson is nothing but a copy cat >:(

  • abe is president bitch

  • I'm related to Mary Todd Lincoln, fun fact.

  • lol'd hard at "8". great video

  • Burnie as Jesus 

  • indestructible buildings, made of rock and stone, and some kind of domino things i dont know.

  • Don't need Mary Tide when you got Gettysburg! *nom nom*

  • @MrOrale98 It's Mary "Todd" btw.

  • @alldayagain really??? my bad.. I feel idiotic right now... whoops!

  • Doooooooooonnnnnnnn't

  • That's right! I'm President!

    Mmmm!

    I love black coffee.

  • Best one yet, the actor is amazing

  • @GutPieces He is John Erler, he plays 'North Dakota' in RvB.

  • go to the play please!

  • it is a trap, Lincoln wont get elected on my watch!

  • Civil war ended in lincolns 1st year of his 2nd term.

  • yeah,lincoln should go but turn around every 5 mins

  • U have beard sense so yeah

  • Hey if u go ur wife may give u head afterwards, so why not go? Whats the worse that could happen? It won't kill ya

  • betsy ross and mohandas gandhi

  • i hate this video. because it ends

  • Don't do it!

  • yea i went to that website...

  • go theres no assassin going shot you in the back of your head

  • I love black coffee

  • DO "The Last funny episode of Beavis and Butthead"!

  • you must go

  • defenitly go

  • good bye good president

  • lofe the wtf owl

  • I love his "EVERYBODYS WORKIN' FOR THE WEEKEND" mug

  • KISSES FOR DADDEH

    

  • NO LINCON NOO!

  • jack and geoff as lewis an clarke and barbara as sacagewa however its spelled

  • We should have Diocletian, Attila the Hun, Alexander the Gay -I mean Great, or George Washington.

  • He obviously missed when he fake shot that guy xP

  • Union mother fucker

  • Anyone with Geoff as the character, he could play a black guy for all I care :D

    ^ no racism intended^ because Lincoln disapproves

  • i texted 8 nine times, wtf!!!!!???????

  • GO ! Confederates Rule

  • saddam hussein in disguise

  • Saddam hussien.

  • Maybe too late but u probably shouldnt go.

  • Burnie as Blackbeard.

  • You can text me at..8!!!

  • @randomrocker3434 that would b awsome

  • Am I the only person who tried texting 8?

  • .... too soon.

  • @sgt523 He was killed in April 14, 1865. how is that too soon?

  • Chris as john wilkes booth. Carrie and marshall as Lewis and clark. Someone as blackbeard

  • Who is Lincoln I hav no I dea

  • Jack and Geoff as Lewis and Clark