How Not To Play Hitman in Russian part 1

[poopsmcgee77]

Fucking love Garbage. Fucking love your videos.

[MrNLD72]

i recognised 1 word. Ho

[MAXIMUMamac]

Geezus! Actually a refferance on something from my country!

[TheFLASHER2222]

shit my hitman game is slow ! :( old pc

[dasgluk91]

Thanks for translation. I speak English well enough to understand original commentary, but Russian makes this video a bit different, but kept all the funny things :)

[MrSuperBacon]

You have time to translate these videos into Russian, but no time to make a new one?

[sonic371]

@MrSuperBacon Someone else did that, not him. Read the description.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

say wutin russain

[markd9011]

COMING SOON WHEN!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!/

[tonimontana123ujify]

i didn't u can speak more than luangueg so can u speak arabic

[markd9011]

coming soon my ass ITS BEEN 2 YEARS!

[DrTHENgr1mReap]

game name?

[bltnxkrw]

@DrTHENgr1mReap hitman: contracts

[tolosplick96]

intro music please! this video is awesome

[thaFalkon]

@tolosplick96 The World Is Not Enough - Garbage

[tolosplick96]

@thaFalkon five months waiting for this. no matter, thanks!

[thaFalkon]

@tolosplick96 lol.

[Mer913K]

А кто переводил то?)

[berkangursoy]

lol good evening mr torrance, love that film!

[aldrickbarber35]

Baltgames. My friend lives in Baltic region of Russia. "In Soviet Russia, Hitman plays you!"

[TheBastardCommie]

Want russian cock

[GvardiyaBY]

"ПИЗДЕЦ НАХУЙ"...xaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxa­! :-))))

[Nicolaichuk]

1:26-1:38 я под столом!!!! :-)

[Nicolaichuk]

МОЛОДЦА!!!!!!!

[Theflaming2]

in russia you get shot like pig in slaughter house, but in russia pig shoot you!!!

[DaSlimer]

XD lmao

[DarkElviS]

In soviet russia, you kill hitman!

[MrRadu22]

HOW DA FUCK U CHANGE LANGUAGE

[lovec0]

AHAHAHAH James bond Agnet 47 :D

[VVPprotivVseh]

ну ты жжошь чувак, я думал ты американец)))

[hlevick233]

dude where's part 17 its been like almost a couple years no offense but hurry up we've all been waiting

[viralvirol]

and I ask why russian?

[RenGader]

because alot of russian people like hitman

i don't know why maybe because it was made in europe

[adood101]

He's taking classes?

[furonable]

what the beaner does that say?

[no0bK1ll3r]

Good thing i speak english and russian x]

[MSIceWiz]

me too man!

[RUSSIAN26091991]

notBowen ты что русский язык знаешь?

[RUSSIAN26091991]

LMFAO! ПИЗДАТО

[RNightlife]

ahahahahaa XD when the itunes downloader popped up there was the song 'the world is not enough' and then artist: garbage album:absolute garbage XD

[darklinkfu]

Omg he made the vid for a reason everyone just enjoy the GOD DAMN VID!OK :D

[killerfan1111]

what game(contracts or silent assasins?)

[squdleizor]

its contract...you can tell by how the health bar looks

[no0bK1ll3r]

notBowen knows russian?? =D

[hashmob]

In russia Hitman plays you

[T3hian]

@hashmob in America that joke was and isn't funny

[ZombiSlyr]

@T3hian

And in YouTube, he still gets more thumbs up than necessary irregardless.

[junkers1337]

nice. James Bond like opening

[mrwario1]

holy shiznit notBowen u like the world is not enough song 2?

[Rockscod]

You're so witty. I wish I had the same intelligence as you. Then life wouldn't seem to be so complicated.

[mrwario1]

wow.... richirik2006's comment sure does make sense.....

[robotface74]

yea. you tell him!

[k0stil]

i told him

[crazyadolescent666]

yeah!

[GreenGamerGuy]

haha I laughed

[Mer913K]

@luizkzzz Fucken racict.....

[ManjoumeThunder]

that opening reminded me of 007

[Mad1093]

That was the point.

[Kayleigh27]

That intro was probably the best I've EVER seen on a video like this. Just awesome

[ruin4you]

Я люблю ваш видео!

[Vicmark1]

Это просто жесть!

[goreperverter]

ppc))) ya ugaral)))) ksta tosh udivilsya kak v max in 60 secs xera4el))))

[guiga0cs]

im braziliam!! make "How Not To Play Hitman in Portuguese" aehhuaehuaehuaeaehuaehehhuae

[nitrexio]

u portuguese shitheads are stupid not russians

[arti6ok]

Russian FTW !!!

[pepsidude308]

i would have never guesed your russian well so am i

[simpsonforeverornot]

looks like halo not hitman when u play it

[wackeddrunk]

im russian and this fucking crazy

[hapytreefriends78]

00:30 - 00:39 looks like enemy:"hey 47!" and 57:"huh?" and hits him in the jaw.

[fiftycaliburbitch]

cool but work on your rotoscoping skillz i can barelky see 47 face in the intro,oh and your videos are GOD!!!

[GothicFreakshow]

suka blin ohuyenno...i love your vids man much love from this commy from brooklyn

PEACE

[kenster1790]

...

i cant read russian srry

[LAYBORS]

I understood everything.

[DieterWeber35]

Best Bond intro song ever.

[redhotdan2]

im russian and i understand it!!!

[pearse2112]

BEATLES!!!

[gollumfuck]

Nobody hear anything on the game! I mean, you shoot a guy and open the door beside you and they havent heard you yet in there! :D

[shaman2007]

gun was silenced

[gollumfuck]

It said BANG but no one noticed it! ;)

[shaman2007]

do you mean sniper rifl? or the scene where he shots that bartlender?

[gollumfuck]

2.48!

[FleaMaster69]

AH TMBG!!!

sweet song...

sorry, i didn't mean to replay to your comment... i just didn't see the box down there so i did this...

[dvddom]

Another cool vid, and I love that They Might Be Giants track. It's always been a favourite of mine :)

[shaman2007]

2:47 always laught on this moment

[ferentz14]

this part is happening in BUDAPEST(Hungary) and not in RUSSIA !

[shaman2007]

it's just translated into the russian language man. I say it's translated great

[elagrion]

"in Russian", not "in Russia". Learn English first.

[KaraBulut99]

Thats fucking awsome intro with James Bond ^^

[JMaRa1993]

this is 1 of many ways 2 discover whether u can read Russian or not, incidently i cannot

[shaman2007]

yeah russian and english are 2 diffrent languages. Only words OK, FUCK YOU and COMPUTER are the same, even if we write компьютер

[smakabitch]

nice dude

[whispero]

is the same shit hahahaha the game dont change lol

[Alconius56]

master work

[shaman2007]

erm...chuvak ty russkij ili net?Are you russain or not?

[ThomasRussia]

Нет, он с помощью латвийского сайта свои ролики переводит, постсоветские фанаты Хитмана ему помогают.

[daniel666333]

njet. if u read the translation it says that he got a latvian site to do it for him

[laminaatio]

nice

[minivuvu]

4 stars for the great inro again ;d

[MAZZ0Murder]

Oh...I thought (when I read the title) this was something from a new Hitman game...I really need to keep up with game titles O_O Still interesting to see it in Russian XD

[LMatheusCosta]

uhull

i didnteven saw it

but im so happy it came out

[Morvena]

Amazing stuff.

[KuKiSninja]

Тема в номере с мужиком в трусах xDDDD

[ruskie18]

This is a lot funnier then the other Russian translation.

[Huntman470]

This is pretty awesome

[jrclanvideos]

nice man, love the song from The World is Not Enough :)

[TeHF0rc3]

Omg. The intro is funny, lmao. xD

[JMaRa1993]

Star Wars fan?