@ozzyscruggs1 If dahmer did not repented he is roasted in the flames as I type. Instead of him eating anything he is burning and worms are eating on him. He showed no mcery during his life now he is not given mercy in his afterlife.
I'm glad to see that as soon as the bum got to heaven he got a bath, a shave and a haircut. I guess heaven is ok for the first few decades. Then it gets really boring really fast. There's only so much praising, only so much wandering around your mansion that you can do. After a trillion, trillion, trillion years...immortality starts to suck after a while. I like the skybox Lazarus has, though. He's got a great seat to watch people being tortured so he can jerk off to it.
@jrwbtw But in heaven there is an endless supply of Xanax to keep you passified about the endless mundane routine. It's similar to how house wives of the 1950's delt with their doldrum and missery. And if it gets really bad, your husband in heaven will come home with a new Electrolux cannister vac, or a new "automatic" washer and dryer to excite you for a while and give you something to brag about to the other women when the come over for coffee. Heaven will be terrific like that.
Its sad that for 3-4 years, the highest rated comments are these lame jokes above. Really people, can we stay focused on the main message. And if you cant do that, than please say nothing at all.
Funny, the bible never mentioned anything about Lazurus believing in Jesus. It merely says he was poor. It's funny how they have to bend the story to fit their theology.
Nice blown Glass for the wine, late 60's early 70's hair do and make up for the women and God looks like a cross between Zeus and Santa Claus!!
Is it a SIN to be rich and automatic "heaven send", being POOR!???
Heaven must be nice when you can see all your friends and loved ones, that didn't make it to heaven, scream out in pain and agony for all of eternity!!!
That is why realizing that the Story of Lazarus and the Rich man was a PARABLE and NOT to be taken LITERALLY is a GOOD thing to KNOW!
Being rich is NOT a sin. Trusting in riches for salvation is a sin. You can be poor and go to Hell and be rich and go to Heaven. The difference is trusting in Jesus Christ for salvation.
@bloggingbaptist , OK then show me the word "hell" in the Original Language, and if you cannot show me that, which word out of the many Hebrew and Greek words is the title of the place that God is supposedly going to torture MOST of humanity for all of eternity??
Believers don't be upset or angry with those who laugh at us Christians, for remember the Bible talks about those whose ears have been closed to the truth. The world will mock and laught at us because the enemy has them in his grip. Little does the world know that Satan is laughing at his victims for they know not their eternal demise. "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Corinthians 1:18
Your god's taking a bath. He felt dirty when he knocked up your mother. Of course I would feel pretty grossed out after having realized I assfucked a sow while I was drunk.
Hell is a Reality & FACT that many people refuse to believe; but who will face it after physical death. The very Fact that many posting on this thread are DENYING The Existence of HELL-FIRE is proof enough for me that Hell is Real. The pitiful thing about it is that many have ALREADY died and gone to HELL who have not believed this message of the 1970s by Estus Pirkle. Today we have men like Bill Wiese who have spent 23 Minutes In Hell; and has returned to Tell ALL: yet some STILL don't Believe.
bunny, your reasoning is amazing!!!! you are realy a very intelligent person. denial of the existence of Bugs Bunny is sure proof of its existence. : D
Wow. Then your standards of "proof" are amazingly shallow! Why shouldn't we believe in UFO's and little green men...after all, there are many people who claim to have been probed up the ass by little men from outer space! Yet, many do not believe in the ass-probing! There are many who are going to experience that ass-probing one day! Yet, they still don't believe!
The real question is which of these characters is worse? Dives sees Lazarus in poverty and grudgingly gives him some food; Lazarus sees Dives in Hell (worse than any poverty), asking only for a single drop of water to cool his tongue, and is indifferent to his suffering.
One point they made was that Lazarus went to Heaven right when he died - that's not correct - he went to a "good" section of Hell, where Abraham was; after Jesus' ressurrection, however, that section of Hell was emptied & the folks in that section went to Heaven.
Every time Jesus taught a parable he told us it was one. Ane he never used a name. The story of Lazarus and the rich man is no parable it is truth. Luke 16
Many say the story of Lazurus and the rich man is a parable but the Bible does not say its a parable. It says there was a certain rich man and certain beggar
Yes that's true. I even believe that all these so-called parables are real. Jesus always talked real events to make us understand reality. I thank you for helping me affirm my beliefs in Christ.
3:02 -- Jeffery Dahmer seated at the hand of god.
ozzyscruggs1 4 months ago
@ozzyscruggs1 If dahmer did not repented he is roasted in the flames as I type. Instead of him eating anything he is burning and worms are eating on him. He showed no mcery during his life now he is not given mercy in his afterlife.
prayerwarrior1995 2 months ago
I'm glad to see that as soon as the bum got to heaven he got a bath, a shave and a haircut. I guess heaven is ok for the first few decades. Then it gets really boring really fast. There's only so much praising, only so much wandering around your mansion that you can do. After a trillion, trillion, trillion years...immortality starts to suck after a while. I like the skybox Lazarus has, though. He's got a great seat to watch people being tortured so he can jerk off to it.
jrwbtw 5 months ago
@jrwbtw But in heaven there is an endless supply of Xanax to keep you passified about the endless mundane routine. It's similar to how house wives of the 1950's delt with their doldrum and missery. And if it gets really bad, your husband in heaven will come home with a new Electrolux cannister vac, or a new "automatic" washer and dryer to excite you for a while and give you something to brag about to the other women when the come over for coffee. Heaven will be terrific like that.
TomsFriendKake 4 months ago
Its sad that for 3-4 years, the highest rated comments are these lame jokes above. Really people, can we stay focused on the main message. And if you cant do that, than please say nothing at all.
MistaDonzie 5 months ago
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MistaDonzie 5 months ago
The Rich Man is a Biblical PIMP
Gary500 11 months ago
WTF!. Glass cups!?
das81 1 year ago
THANKS FOR UPLOADING THIS MASTERPIECE!!! HOW DO I GET ME A COPY? pharoh_cc2001@yahoo.com
pharohcc2001 1 year ago
Funny, the bible never mentioned anything about Lazurus believing in Jesus. It merely says he was poor. It's funny how they have to bend the story to fit their theology.
tjonp 1 year ago
"Moses" in this movie was from Michigan and played by Dr. Don L. Green.
fixinggrace 1 year ago
With Caiphas here, I can imagine the Pope making a speech for a devoted Catholic who goes to Hell thinking he is in Heaven.
bloggingbaptist 1 year ago
Nice blown Glass for the wine, late 60's early 70's hair do and make up for the women and God looks like a cross between Zeus and Santa Claus!!
Is it a SIN to be rich and automatic "heaven send", being POOR!???
Heaven must be nice when you can see all your friends and loved ones, that didn't make it to heaven, scream out in pain and agony for all of eternity!!!
That is why realizing that the Story of Lazarus and the Rich man was a PARABLE and NOT to be taken LITERALLY is a GOOD thing to KNOW!
EmeiBaguazhang 2 years ago
Being rich is NOT a sin. Trusting in riches for salvation is a sin. You can be poor and go to Hell and be rich and go to Heaven. The difference is trusting in Jesus Christ for salvation.
bloggingbaptist 1 year ago
@bloggingbaptist , OK then show me the word "hell" in the Original Language, and if you cannot show me that, which word out of the many Hebrew and Greek words is the title of the place that God is supposedly going to torture MOST of humanity for all of eternity??
Tataroo, Gehenna, Limne Pur, Hades, Sheol, Etc,.......???
EmeiBaguazhang 1 year ago
@EmeiBaguazhang
For these fundies, the King James Version _is_ the original language. If it says "Hell" in the KJV, then "Hell" is what Jesus meant.
mhatlie 1 year ago
@mhatlie It is SO sad,....but true!
What can you do. :(
EmeiBaguazhang 1 year ago
Hahaha! I love that the "Hallelujah" chorus plays when Lazarus is raised by the angel!
cbiswhite 2 years ago
What year did this movie come out?
ThoughtTraveler 2 years ago
0:12 "...Much to the dismay of Mrs. Diaves..." Can you blame him. A Frigidaire looks cuddly by comparison.
"Those hussies!"
ertznay 2 years ago
at 7:00, I didn't know Abraham had the accent of a redneck!
Gabe517 2 years ago
Believers don't be upset or angry with those who laugh at us Christians, for remember the Bible talks about those whose ears have been closed to the truth. The world will mock and laught at us because the enemy has them in his grip. Little does the world know that Satan is laughing at his victims for they know not their eternal demise. "For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Corinthians 1:18
Cococure83 2 years ago 3
Thanks for your encouragement.
bloggingbaptist 1 year ago
it's too late for a physician... call an acting coach !!
cholewa 2 years ago
still laughinh my ass off : )
carvak 2 years ago 2
laughing my ass off!!!
carvak 3 years ago
so is satan... at you.
mrqcrew 2 years ago
Satan is my eternal savior and god sucks diseased monkey scrotum.
EvansvilleNihilist 2 years ago
PFT
mrqcrew 2 years ago
My God, it's staggering how foolish your statement is.
mrqcrew 2 years ago
Your god's taking a bath. He felt dirty when he knocked up your mother. Of course I would feel pretty grossed out after having realized I assfucked a sow while I was drunk.
EvansvilleNihilist 2 years ago
You're on your way to Hell unless you turn to Jesus Christ!
bloggingbaptist 1 year ago
I was taught this, and then I grew up.
How sad, truly sad.
catgivens 3 years ago
Hell is a Reality & FACT that many people refuse to believe; but who will face it after physical death. The very Fact that many posting on this thread are DENYING The Existence of HELL-FIRE is proof enough for me that Hell is Real. The pitiful thing about it is that many have ALREADY died and gone to HELL who have not believed this message of the 1970s by Estus Pirkle. Today we have men like Bill Wiese who have spent 23 Minutes In Hell; and has returned to Tell ALL: yet some STILL don't Believe.
bunny10254 3 years ago
bunny, your reasoning is amazing!!!! you are realy a very intelligent person. denial of the existence of Bugs Bunny is sure proof of its existence. : D
carvak 2 years ago 2
Wow. Then your standards of "proof" are amazingly shallow! Why shouldn't we believe in UFO's and little green men...after all, there are many people who claim to have been probed up the ass by little men from outer space! Yet, many do not believe in the ass-probing! There are many who are going to experience that ass-probing one day! Yet, they still don't believe!
Ass-Probing is REAL!
dotyrs 2 years ago
The real question is which of these characters is worse? Dives sees Lazarus in poverty and grudgingly gives him some food; Lazarus sees Dives in Hell (worse than any poverty), asking only for a single drop of water to cool his tongue, and is indifferent to his suffering.
ensrifraff 3 years ago
The burning hell is real so think about it.
moseyou1 3 years ago
One point they made was that Lazarus went to Heaven right when he died - that's not correct - he went to a "good" section of Hell, where Abraham was; after Jesus' ressurrection, however, that section of Hell was emptied & the folks in that section went to Heaven.
jpowell180 4 years ago
you, sir, are completely out of your frigging mind !! seek therapy, dude.. seriously.
cholewa 2 years ago
I didn't know Moses was from Mississippi!
jonsonbrown 4 years ago 9
Looks like ther was more set designing for hell than heaven, lol.
Darkit2099 4 years ago 6
Every time Jesus taught a parable he told us it was one. Ane he never used a name. The story of Lazarus and the rich man is no parable it is truth. Luke 16
TheBibleSender 4 years ago
You'd better believe it - it really irks me when JW's and SDA's try to sell it as a parable when it's so clear it was an account of true events.
jpowell180 2 years ago
and?
revdavepett 4 years ago
Many say the story of Lazurus and the rich man is a parable but the Bible does not say its a parable. It says there was a certain rich man and certain beggar
ThyWordHaveIHid 4 years ago
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Yes that's true. I even believe that all these so-called parables are real. Jesus always talked real events to make us understand reality. I thank you for helping me affirm my beliefs in Christ.
shaundy2006 4 years ago