Lets Play Harvest Moon - Episode 1 - Its a game with hoes in it....I have to be good at it :)

[TheRealThreeP]

If Harvest Moon is an RPG, then falling off a roof is transportation.

[SuperSam565]

God stop flirtin

[smileyface11231]

nina looks like poprui

[deknegt]

5:00 - I think you should stay away from the priest, he is always searching for Choir boys...

7:42 - A japanese game is perverted? Impossible!

11:40 - Well knowing this game that big mouth isn't only there for eating <_<

13:23 - Your sexual humour is making this game funnier than it has ever been for me.

13:55 - YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL GRIT~!

[TheZemalf]

I've always wanted to play this game and now I don't have to, because I can watch this craziness! Plus I get awesome commentary about the hoes, the ladies and everything to boot!

[MasterAsra]

I think I've usually only ever gone for Ann or Ellen when playing. But since I usually choose Ann, I'll vote Ellen.

[MrBritishGamer]

LMFAO I'm the dog! Also, dogs "woof" in the queens English ^^

Oh yes, I do have large plentiful balls, thanks for showing them xD

[ioaz81]

@MrBritishGamer I knew you would enjoy having your balls shown to everyone!

[MrBritishGamer]

My vote goes to Ann btw, she is the one I always went for when I played xD

[MrBritishGamer]

Also, I approve of the name chosen for the town drunk =p

[GrimithR]

@MrBritishGamer Lamer.

[MrBritishGamer]

*Watches first 10 seconds*

"Time to GROW some balls. Time to FARM!"

O.0 What kind of farm are YOU talking about?

[ioaz81]

@MrBritishGamer The kind with lots of balls!

[GrimithR]

20:56- You may get a watch over the course of gameplay. I say "maybe," but I can't imagine you being skilled enough at this game to get it.

21:24- "I go big, or I go home." Totally fits in with the cock joke you made about your character a few minutes prior.

Also, that ending was pretty good. I was wondering how many videos you'd need to clear your lot in one night; perhaps the number is infinite as the game will just crash repeatedly.

[GrimithR]

14:26- There aren't enough adjectives in all of human language to describe what you did to the word "continuity." While you're at it, you might as well have said, "FREE GATE!"

15:52- *FaceHeadPalmDesk*

17:52- Yeah, one reason I've avoided recording any Harvest Moon is because of how laggy the game can get with twelve cows and twelve chickens. That's not the most important reason, but it certainly exists.

[GrimithR]

7:45- No, dumbass. Maria is the Mayor's daughter. Why would the preacher have a child, especially after you wrote him off as being a pedophile?

10:19- I've never heard anyone say that until now, and I don't consider you the leading authority on "intelligent witticisms."

11:26- ...I was going to avoid insulting you today, but I shall now take the time to do so. Repeatedly.

[ioaz81]

@GrimithR Oh Grimith...you know you love it :D And I know Priests cannot get married, that is why he had the little boy there :)

I dont need to say words correctly, this is an SKS LETS PLAY!!!!

If it starts lagging too much, I will have to do it on my laptop, it never lags! :D

I have got about every ending on this game thank you very much good sir. :P While being snowed in here in TUCKY, its all I had during the winter :P

And I have a mass plan for clearing the farm in one night ;)

[ScreamingDoom]

Huzzah! Welcome back, SKS!

You seem to be leaning for Ann, but maybe chat with the blonde just to be sure.

Actually... is there any effective difference between the girls other than hair color?

[ioaz81]

@ScreamingDoom They all have different taks they are working on. One is religious, one is an inventor, one does something else. From what I recall, they give you something for your farm to help you. I could be totally wrong. LOL

[GrimithR]

@ScreamingDoom Each girl has a different personality, different availability times, different likes/dislikes, and a different "special event" which will occur while you're trying to win her heart. While they can influence how you play the game, they're optional.

[BoboTheVulture]

6:35 My ... guess is that's some kind of throw or Afghan or blanket or something.

7:46 When I played this, I always thought Ann wasn't the preacher's daughter, she was a nun. Though my confusion then was that you shouldn't be able to date her.

Personally, I always tried to get Ellen. Ann could be fun, though I'm pretty sure the girl who works at the bar is easiest to get (you can go give her gifts and chat her up at night, after all).

[ioaz81]

@BoboTheVulture True, the blonde is the fluzzy party girl. Ann is the firecrotch who is a tomboy. LOl

[GrimithR]

@BoboTheVulture Definitely agree about the Afghan bit as well as pursuing Ellen. She loves animals, she's a down-to-earth girl, and she doesn't look like the type whose afraid to get her hands dirty. Besides, she's the daughter of the restaurant owner (I believe). She's totally obligated to be a proficient cook.

[BoboTheVulture]

@GrimithR I forget, is Ellen's dad the town drunk? If so, her standards for men have got to be pretty low, so bonus there.

[GrimithR]

@BoboTheVulture Yep. That's her dad. In that case, according to SKS, I'm her father... and, considering how she was my favorite to romance in this game, I'm pretty sure that leads to situations stereotypically attributed to my state.

[Ferretfiend18]

I say Maria, those churchy types are kinky as hell.

[GIR5467]

Time to trip out on power fruit.

Also after the blonde or Ann, and I nominate the name Jef for the unic-er, horse.

I also nominate myself to be a cow or a chicken, if you don't mind.

[ChinookUT]

Uh oh.

[ioaz81]

@ChinookUT Why uh oh? LOL

[ChinookUT]

@ioaz81 Well, y'know. Take a highly variable game like Harvest Moon, where any number of... "unfortunate" events can occur, add SKS, and add a promise of "great fun". Smush 'em all together, and "uh oh" is the best way to describe the likely outcome... :-)

Should be a very interesting watch, regardless!