Wii Clone - EZi Entertainment System review 2/2

[marbleskc]

And those MIDIs where horrible

[marbleskc]

It's like these Wii clones have a 8 bit processor and 32 bit graphics processor

[johnnydancer1969]

I bought this from Poundstretcher for £15 and I think it's brilliant. My 6 and 3 year old love it and it's served its purpose in numerous ways. If they continue to like it, great. If they get bored of it, fine it cost me £15. If they really like it a lot then I'll update to a Wii. This product works on many levels for a family who don't have a lot of money and hear their children constantly saying 'but Josh has got one!!'.

[RetroGamerVX]

@johnnydancer1969 I could not agree more :o) For £15, not bad. But there again, I just bought a full size synthesyser for £18, and it's so much better relitivly. The problem at this price range is that it's difficult to check it out before you leave the store as they most often do not have them on display. At this price range, you should check out the 'zone' products, I have a review of the zone 40 on here and today, for Christmas, was given a zone 60, so will be reviewing that, far superior

[RetroGamerVX]

@johnnydancer1969 Oh and just incase you think I am biased towards the wii, which I am not, mine gathers dust lol, if you see the zone 40 review, I actually stick up for it :o)

[sawiia]

It's £15! What do you expect? If it was the same price as the Wii fair enough but for £15 a piece you can't expect the same quality as other consoles on the market that will cost you ten times the price!

[RetroGamerVX]

@sawiia Aha, but, competing consoles at a similar price, such as the zone 40, do it so much better :o)

[RetroGamerVX]

@sawiia I could not agree more :o) For £15, not bad. But there again, I just bought a full size synthesyser for £18, and it's so much better relitivly. The problem at this price range is that it's difficult to check it out before you leave the store as they most often do not have them on display. At this price range, you should check out the 'zone' products, I have a review of the zone 40 on here and today, for Christmas, was given a zone 60, so will be reviewing that, far superior :o)

[ap3xdotexe]

I spotted this in Poundstretcher for £15, I was gunna pick it up to make a review out of it because I knew it would be terrible!

Good thing other people have done it for me :P

[RetroGamerVX]

@ap3xdotexe Yep, I sacrifice my money and buy these things, so you don't have to lol :o)

[ImPoliticalOK]

I was close to buying one of these the other day

Glad i didn't

[RetroGamerVX]

@ImPoliticalOK Yes, that would have been a bad choice lol. I buy these, so you don't have too :o)

[CosmeticsByMelissa]

hahahaha, thankyou for doing this review! i now know that this is pretty bad hehehe :)

[Andyc18]

Haha this console isn't too good! One thing I do think it would be useful for though is if you have young children around the age of 3-8 and don't have much money to spend. What I think would be better for kids that age though is like you say... a PS1 or, what I would do... Buy them a Mega Drive off Ebay haha. Much better than this!

[IntellivisionDude]

It's craptastic. I wanted to see Santa Claus. lol

[RetroGamerVX]

@IntellivisionDude If you see Santa, he won't bring you any Christmas pressies ;o)

[largosmaximus]

The company that created this clone should be paying customers to play it. Dreadful... Just dreadful lol.

[RetroGamerVX]

@largosmaximus Couldn't agree more. If I was forced to buy one of these, I'd go for the zone 40 instead lol, but you'd have to have a gun to my head :o)

[AtsumaKarin]

TBH, I think I preferred this one to the other one. It's not the greatest but then again, IDK really what you can expect for £20 when buying a brand new system these days.

Also: you left the "Gameplay in Part 2" message in this vid, not to mention that you've spelt: "copyright" wrong on a few occasions. :P

Still: you can make awesome special effects so I'll forgive you. ;)

[RetroGamerVX]

@AtsumaKarin Lol, picky bugger, you get this for free!!! lolololol. I even thought I'd spellchecked that :o( Yes, I used the same template for part 2 as part one but must have missed that segment being there :o(

[AtsumaKarin]

@RetroGamerVX I don't usually like to point spelling errors out as I've found people usually take it personally, even though I don't mean it that way. :(

I only ever do it to be informative, not a jerk but like I say, misunderstandings can occur, esp. through the medium of text.

[DLiberator78]

Wow this really is a poor man's Wii Sport, the fishing was terrible the bowling was awful, I think there was a powerful magnet pulling the bowling ball to the right. The tennis was the better of the games it looks like you are playing as the invisible man. There is no dynamics to the tennis game though just swing and that is it. I had to laugh at 06:17 when you said 'I want to go down' rather apt considering the screen title was 69 in 1. Excuse my gutter mind I just can't help it.

[DLiberator78]

@DLiberator78 Also mate, thank you so much for suffering having to play this system sot that we in the community could see for ourselves just how awful this system is. I don't think I would put my kids through the ordeal of having to play it. A Wii it most certainly is not!! Cheers for the vid though.

[JustCause2Club]

its totally a console like for the people who can't afford to buy a wii and want to pretend that they have a wii lol...no offence for the people actually afford buying a wii i dnt think there's many of them are there? ^_^

[atombat]

What is up with these people, grab a copy of Blender (it's free so that wont ramp up the production cost) blender has it's own game engine, create some rough 3D characters with some basic physics, it can't be that hard to create 3D games??!?!?!

Hire some musicians create simple tunes, or just play around with scales... do these people just ask some of the factory staff to contribute?

You see better freeware/flash games created by one person :(

[RetroGamerVX]

@EquilibriumGaming It does not show up on the video, but the graphics really are fuzzy and blocky, it's awful :o)

[16bitghost]

I'm totally getting one of these : D

I don't know whats worse, the company that made this product or the parents who bought this garbage for there kids.

[RetroGamerVX]

@16bitghost Lol, I'd say the company because they are the ones suckering the parents, who probably think they are just buying a genuine cheap alternative into buying this poop :o)

[Rockythefishman]

God no, turn the damm thing off :(

[RetroGamerVX]

@Rockythefishman Can I put an axe through it instead please, please ? :o)

[28steryan]

It kind of reminds me of an attractive looking Action 52(NES)

[RetroGamerVX]

@28steryan Attractive looking? Do you need me to make you an appointment at an opticians? lolol :o)

[28steryan]

@RetroGamerVX Have you seen Action 52 on the NES? It is very attractive compared with that pile of steaming shit, do yourself a favour and watch the Action 52 vid' I am going to send you in a mo', you'll totally understand where I am comming from once you've watched it, besides that it's one of the funniest video/reviews I've ever seen on here, I feel his pain, I've played it myself.

[kreeboy411]

lol..that is baaaaaaaaaaad.

[RetroGamerVX]

@kreeboy411 Bad is not a bad enough word for it lol. To be fair, I am going to plug it back in and see if I can find any good games to balance it lol. But it still would not be worth buying unless you can find it for the price I got it at, £8 lol

[davidhass3lh0ff]

o my god that a load of bad games. and i laughted so much watching the bowling one hehe. awesome 2 part review

[RetroGamerVX]

@davidhass3lh0ff Obviously I did not play all the games, and I think a console can be judged by it's most high-tech games and that failed miserably. I may go through them all and post up a video about them lol :o)

[misterintellivision]

AHH!! STOP THE MUSIC! :O

Awesome review my royal friend :)

[RetroGamerVX]

@misterintellivision Thankyou my colonist friend, yes, the music is bloody awful lolol, they could hear it in London lol

[shaurz]

@xTHExSTIGx I was thinking the same. It must be a 16 bit system at least.

[RetroGamerVX]

@shaurz Yep, it claims 16 bit on the box, but it must be a really badly programmed one :o)

[markvergeer]

Factor-5, Nes, Famicom is of course a no go if the bugger is 16 bit. But 16 bit? No way.... I wonder what system they ripped of. Could it be some sort of cheap Snes clone?

Arrrghhhh. Thanks for the warning matey! LOL

[Bakemon13]

So it waan't a shitty nes port? :O

[RetroGamerVX]

@Bakemon13 It does not even quality to be called 'shite' lol

[HalfBlindGamer]

What an amazing musical score and that framerate in those games is just so fluid. The speed in the bowling game is also just amazing, as is the hit detection. Lovely system this haha, sorry you had to play that.

[RetroGamerVX]

@HalfBlindGamer I know, I think I will have to sue them for the years of gaming therapy I am going to have to undergo now. I think the Atari Lynx took pity on me after seeing me play this and let me have a high score on Stun Runner lolol :o)

[RetroGamerVX]

@xTHExSTIGx You ought to see it in real life, those graphics are really blocky and look slightly out of focus. Thanks :o)

[techromancer1]

i done told you already get the real wii your really missing out mate ...lol:P

[RetroGamerVX]

@techromancer1 I already have one lol, infact, a few of the 'Gaming with wifey' videos shall be featuring it lol :o). Shall be catching up on your videos in the next few hours, gonna get in the bath with the vodka and catch up :o)